I.—THE PAIR OF GLOVES

‘IT’S a singler story, sir,’ said Inspector Wield, of the Detective

Police, who, in company with Sergeants Dornton and Mith, paid us another

twilight visit, one July evening; ‘and I’ve been thinking you might like

to know it.

‘It’s concerning the murder of the young woman, Eliza Grimwood, some

years ago, over in the Waterloo Road. She was commonly called The

Countess, because of her handsome appearance and her proud way of

carrying of herself; and when I saw the poor Countess (I had known her

well to speak to), lying dead, with her throat cut, on the floor of her

bedroom, you’ll believe me that a variety of reflections calculated to

make a man rather low in his spirits, came into my head.

‘That’s neither here nor there. I went to the house the morning after

the murder, and examined the body, and made a general observation of the

bedroom where it was. Turning down the pillow of the bed with my hand, I

found, underneath it, a pair of gloves. A pair of gentleman’s dress

gloves, very dirty; and inside the lining, the letters TR, and a cross.

‘Well, sir, I took them gloves away, and I showed ’em to the magistrate,

over at Union Hall, before whom the case was. He says, “Wield,” he says,

“there’s no doubt this is a discovery that may lead to something very

important; and what you have got to do, Wield, is, to find out the owner

of these gloves.”

‘I was of the same opinion, of course, and I went at it immediately. I

looked at the gloves pretty narrowly, and it was my opinion that they had

been cleaned. There was a smell of sulphur and rosin about ’em, you

know, which cleaned gloves usually have, more or less. I took ’em over

to a friend of mine at Kennington, who was in that line, and I put it to

him. “What do you say now? Have these gloves been cleaned?” “These

gloves have been cleaned,” says he. “Have you any idea who cleaned

them?” says I. “Not at all,” says he; “I’ve a very distinct idea who

didn’t clean ’em, and that’s myself. But I’ll tell you what, Wield,

there ain’t above eight or nine reg’lar glove-cleaners in London,”—there

were not, at that time, it seems—“and I think I can give you their

addresses, and you may find out, by that means, who did clean ’em.”

Accordingly, he gave me the directions, and I went here, and I went

there, and I looked up this man, and I looked up that man; but, though

they all agreed that the gloves had been cleaned, I couldn’t find the

man, woman, or child, that had cleaned that aforesaid pair of gloves.

‘What with this person not being at home, and that person being expected

home in the afternoon, and so forth, the inquiry took me three days. On

the evening of the third day, coming over Waterloo Bridge from the Surrey

side of the river, quite beat, and very much vexed and disappointed, I

thought I’d have a shilling’s worth of entertainment at the Lyceum

Theatre to freshen myself up. So I went into the Pit, at half-price, and

I sat myself down next to a very quiet, modest sort of young man. Seeing

I was a stranger (which I thought it just as well to appear to be) he

told me the names of the actors on the stage, and we got into

conversation. When the play was over, we came out together, and I said,

“We’ve been very companionable and agreeable, and perhaps you wouldn’t

object to a drain?” “Well, you’re very good,” says he; “I shouldn’t

object to a drain.” Accordingly, we went to a public-house, near the

Theatre, sat ourselves down in a quiet room up-stairs on the first floor,

and called for a pint of half-and-half, apiece, and a pipe.

‘Well, sir, we put our pipes aboard, and we drank our half-and-half, and

sat a-talking, very sociably, when the young man says, “You must excuse

me stopping very long,” he says, “because I’m forced to go home in good

time. I must be at work all night.” “At work all night?” says I. “You

ain’t a baker?” “No,” he says, laughing, “I ain’t a baker.” “I thought

not,” says I, “you haven’t the looks of a baker.” “No,” says he, “I’m a

glove-cleaner.”

‘I never was more astonished in my life, than when I heard them words

come out of his lips. “You’re a glove-cleaner, are you?” says I. “Yes,”

he says, “I am.” “Then, perhaps,” says I, taking the gloves out of my

pocket, “you can tell me who cleaned this pair of gloves? It’s a rum

story,” I says. “I was dining over at Lambeth, the other day, at a

free-and-easy—quite promiscuous—with a public company—when some

gentleman, he left these gloves behind him! Another gentleman and me,

you see, we laid a wager of a sovereign, that I wouldn’t find out who

they belonged to. I’ve spent as much as seven shillings already, in

trying to discover; but, if you could help me, I’d stand another seven

and welcome. You see there’s TR and a cross, inside.” “_I_ see,” he

says. “Bless you, _I_ know these gloves very well! I’ve seen dozens of

pairs belonging to the same party.” “No?” says I. “Yes,” says he.

“Then you know who cleaned ’em?” says I. “Rather so,” says he. “My

father cleaned ’em.”

‘“Where does your father live?” says I. “Just round the corner,” says

the young man, “near Exeter Street, here. He’ll tell you who they belong

to, directly.” “Would you come round with me now?” says I. “Certainly,”

says he, “but you needn’t tell my father that you found me at the play,

you know, because he mightn’t like it.” “All right!” We went round to

the place, and there we found an old man in a white apron, with two or

three daughters, all rubbing and cleaning away at lots of gloves, in a

front parlour. “Oh, Father!” says the young man, “here’s a person been

and made a bet about the ownership of a pair of gloves, and I’ve told him

you can settle it.” “Good evening, sir,” says I to the old gentleman.

“Here’s the gloves your son speaks of. Letters TR, you see, and a

cross.” “Oh yes,” he says, “I know these gloves very well; I’ve cleaned

dozens of pairs of ’em. They belong to Mr. Trinkle, the great

upholsterer in Cheapside.” “Did you get ’em from Mr. Trinkle, direct,”

says I, “if you’ll excuse my asking the question?” “No,” says he; “Mr.

Trinkle always sends ’em to Mr. Phibbs’s, the haberdasher’s, opposite his

shop, and the haberdasher sends ’em to me.” “Perhaps you wouldn’t object

to a drain?” says I. “Not in the least!” says he. So I took the old

gentleman out, and had a little more talk with him and his son, over a

glass, and we parted excellent friends.

‘This was late on a Saturday night. First thing on the Monday morning, I

went to the haberdasher’s shop, opposite Mr. Trinkle’s, the great

upholsterer’s in Cheapside. “Mr. Phibbs in the way?” “My name is

Phibbs.” “Oh! I believe you sent this pair of gloves to be cleaned?”

“Yes, I did, for young Mr. Trinkle over the way. There he is in the

shop!” “Oh! that’s him in the shop, is it? Him in the green coat?”

“The same individual.” “Well, Mr. Phibbs, this is an unpleasant affair;

but the fact is, I am Inspector Wield of the Detective Police, and I

found these gloves under the pillow of the young woman that was murdered

the other day, over in the Waterloo Road!” “Good Heaven!” says he.

“He’s a most respectable young man, and if his father was to hear of it,

it would be the ruin of him!” “I’m very sorry for it,” says I, “but I

must take him into custody.” “Good Heaven!” says Mr. Phibbs, again; “can

nothing be done?” “Nothing,” says I. “Will you allow me to call him

over here,” says he, “that his father may not see it done?” “I don’t

object to that,” says I; “but unfortunately, Mr. Phibbs, I can’t allow of

any communication between you. If any was attempted, I should have to

interfere directly. Perhaps you’ll beckon him over here?” Mr. Phibbs

went to the door and beckoned, and the young fellow came across the

street directly; a smart, brisk young fellow.

‘“Good morning, sir,” says I. “Good morning, sir,” says he. “Would you

allow me to inquire, sir,” says I, “if you ever had any acquaintance with

a party of the name of Grimwood?” “Grimwood! Grimwood!” says he. “No!”

“You know the Waterloo Road?” “Oh! of course I know the Waterloo Road!”

“Happen to have heard of a young woman being murdered there?” “Yes, I

read it in the paper, and very sorry I was to read it.” “Here’s a pair

of gloves belonging to you, that I found under her pillow the morning

afterwards!”

‘He was in a dreadful state, sir; a dreadful state I “Mr. Wield,” he

says, “upon my solemn oath I never was there. I never so much as saw

her, to my knowledge, in my life!” “I am very sorry,” says I. “To tell

you the truth; I don’t think you are the murderer, but I must take you to

Union Hall in a cab. However, I think it’s a case of that sort, that, at

present, at all events, the magistrate will hear it in private.”

‘A private examination took place, and then it came out that this young

man was acquainted with a cousin of the unfortunate Eliza Grimwood, and

that, calling to see this cousin a day or two before the murder, he left

these gloves upon the table. Who should come in, shortly afterwards, but

Eliza Grimwood! “Whose gloves are these?” she says, taking ’em up.

“Those are Mr. Trinkle’s gloves,” says her cousin. “Oh!” says she, “they

are very dirty, and of no use to him, I am sure. I shall take ’em away

for my girl to clean the stoves with.” And she put ’em in her pocket.

The girl had used ’em to clean the stoves, and, I have no doubt, had left

’em lying on the bedroom mantelpiece, or on the drawers, or somewhere;

and her mistress, looking round to see that the room was tidy, had caught

’em up and put ’em under the pillow where I found ’em.

That’s the story, sir.’

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