OUR FRENCH WATERING-PLACE

HAVING earned, by many years of fidelity, the right to be sometimes

inconstant to our English watering-place, we have dallied for two or

three seasons with a French watering-place: once solely known to us as a

town with a very long street, beginning with an abattoir and ending with

a steam-boat, which it seemed our fate to behold only at daybreak on

winter mornings, when (in the days before continental railroads), just

sufficiently awake to know that we were most uncomfortably asleep, it was

our destiny always to clatter through it, in the coupé of the diligence

from Paris, with a sea of mud behind us, and a sea of tumbling waves

before. In relation to which latter monster, our mind’s eye now recalls

a worthy Frenchman in a seal-skin cap with a braided hood over it, once

our travelling companion in the coupé aforesaid, who, waking up with a

pale and crumpled visage, and looking ruefully out at the grim row of

breakers enjoying themselves fanatically on an instrument of torture

called ‘the Bar,’ inquired of us whether we were ever sick at sea? Both

to prepare his mind for the abject creature we were presently to become,

and also to afford him consolation, we replied, ‘Sir, your servant is

always sick when it is possible to be so.’ He returned, altogether

uncheered by the bright example, ‘Ah, Heaven, but I am always sick, even

when it is impossible to be so.’

The means of communication between the French capital and our French

watering-place are wholly changed since those days; but, the Channel

remains unbridged as yet, and the old floundering and knocking about go

on there. It must be confessed that saving in reasonable (and therefore

rare) sea-weather, the act of arrival at our French watering-place from

England is difficult to be achieved with dignity. Several little

circumstances combine to render the visitor an object of humiliation. In

the first place, the steamer no sooner touches the port, than all the

passengers fall into captivity: being boarded by an overpowering force of

Custom-house officers, and marched into a gloomy dungeon. In the second

place, the road to this dungeon is fenced off with ropes breast-high, and

outside those ropes all the English in the place who have lately been

sea-sick and are now well, assemble in their best clothes to enjoy the

degradation of their dilapidated fellow-creatures. ‘Oh, my gracious! how

ill this one has been!’ ‘Here’s a damp one coming next!’ ‘Here’s a pale

one!’ ‘Oh! Ain’t he green in the face, this next one!’ Even we ourself

(not deficient in natural dignity) have a lively remembrance of

staggering up this detested lane one September day in a gale of wind,

when we were received like an irresistible comic actor, with a burst of

laughter and applause, occasioned by the extreme imbecility of our legs.

We were coming to the third place. In the third place, the captives,

being shut up in the gloomy dungeon, are strained, two or three at a

time, into an inner cell, to be examined as to passports; and across the

doorway of communication, stands a military creature making a bar of his

arm. Two ideas are generally present to the British mind during these

ceremonies; first, that it is necessary to make for the cell with violent

struggles, as if it were a life-boat and the dungeon a ship going down;

secondly, that the military creature’s arm is a national affront, which

the government at home ought instantly to ‘take up.’ The British mind

and body becoming heated by these fantasies, delirious answers are made

to inquiries, and extravagant actions performed. Thus, Johnson persists

in giving Johnson as his baptismal name, and substituting for his

ancestral designation the national ‘Dam!’ Neither can he by any means be

brought to recognise the distinction between a portmanteau-key and a

passport, but will obstinately persevere in tendering the one when asked

for the other. This brings him to the fourth place, in a state of mere

idiotcy; and when he is, in the fourth place, cast out at a little door

into a howling wilderness of touters, he becomes a lunatic with wild eyes

and floating hair until rescued and soothed. If friendless and

unrescued, he is generally put into a railway omnibus and taken to Paris.

But, our French watering-place, when it is once got into, is a very

enjoyable place. It has a varied and beautiful country around it, and

many characteristic and agreeable things within it. To be sure, it might

have fewer bad smells and less decaying refuse, and it might be better

drained, and much cleaner in many parts, and therefore infinitely more

healthy. Still, it is a bright, airy, pleasant, cheerful town; and if

you were to walk down either of its three well-paved main streets,

towards five o’clock in the afternoon, when delicate odours of cookery

fill the air, and its hotel windows (it is full of hotels) give glimpses

of long tables set out for dinner, and made to look sumptuous by the aid

of napkins folded fan-wise, you would rightly judge it to be an

uncommonly good town to eat and drink in.

We have an old walled town, rich in cool public wells of water, on the

top of a hill within and above the present business-town; and if it were

some hundreds of miles further from England, instead of being, on a clear

day, within sight of the grass growing in the crevices of the

chalk-cliffs of Dover, you would long ago have been bored to death about

that town. It is more picturesque and quaint than half the innocent

places which tourists, following their leader like sheep, have made

impostors of. To say nothing of its houses with grave courtyards, its

queer by-corners, and its many-windowed streets white and quiet in the

sunlight, there is an ancient belfry in it that would have been in all

the Annuals and Albums, going and gone, these hundred years if it had but

been more expensive to get at. Happily it has escaped so well, being

only in our French watering-place, that you may like it of your own

accord in a natural manner, without being required to go into convulsions

about it. We regard it as one of the later blessings of our life, that

BILKINS, the only authority on Taste, never took any notice that we can

find out, of our French watering-place. Bilkins never wrote about it,

never pointed out anything to be seen in it, never measured anything in

it, always left it alone. For which relief, Heaven bless the town and

the memory of the immortal Bilkins likewise!

There is a charming walk, arched and shaded by trees, on the old walls

that form the four sides of this High Town, whence you get glimpses of

the streets below, and changing views of the other town and of the river,

and of the hills and of the sea. It is made more agreeable and peculiar

by some of the solemn houses that are rooted in the deep streets below,

bursting into a fresher existence a-top, and having doors and windows,

and even gardens, on these ramparts. A child going in at the courtyard

gate of one of these houses, climbing up the many stairs, and coming out

at the fourth-floor window, might conceive himself another Jack,

alighting on enchanted ground from another bean-stalk. It is a place

wonderfully populous in children; English children, with governesses

reading novels as they walk down the shady lanes of trees, or nursemaids

interchanging gossip on the seats; French children with their smiling

bonnes in snow-white caps, and themselves—if little boys—in straw

head-gear like bee-hives, work-baskets and church hassocks. Three years

ago, there were three weazen old men, one bearing a frayed red ribbon in

his threadbare button-hole, always to be found walking together among

these children, before dinner-time. If they walked for an appetite, they

doubtless lived en pension—were contracted for—otherwise their poverty

would have made it a rash action. They were stooping, blear-eyed, dull

old men, slip-shod and shabby, in long-skirted short-waisted coats and

meagre trousers, and yet with a ghost of gentility hovering in their

company. They spoke little to each other, and looked as if they might

have been politically discontented if they had had vitality enough.

Once, we overheard red-ribbon feebly complain to the other two that

somebody, or something, was ‘a Robber;’ and then they all three set their

mouths so that they would have ground their teeth if they had had any.

The ensuing winter gathered red-ribbon unto the great company of faded

ribbons, and next year the remaining two were there—getting themselves

entangled with hoops and dolls—familiar mysteries to the

children—probably in the eyes of most of them, harmless creatures who had

never been like children, and whom children could never be like. Another

winter came, and another old man went, and so, this present year, the

last of the triumvirate, left off walking—it was no good, now—and sat by

himself on a little solitary bench, with the hoops and the dolls as

lively as ever all about him.

In the Place d’Armes of this town, a little decayed market is held, which

seems to slip through the old gateway, like water, and go rippling down

the hill, to mingle with the murmuring market in the lower town, and get

lost in its movement and bustle. It is very agreeable on an idle summer

morning to pursue this market-stream from the hill-top. It begins,

dozingly and dully, with a few sacks of corn; starts into a surprising

collection of boots and shoes; goes brawling down the hill in a

diversified channel of old cordage, old iron, old crockery, old clothes,

civil and military, old rags, new cotton goods, flaming prints of saints,

little looking-glasses, and incalculable lengths of tape; dives into a

backway, keeping out of sight for a little while, as streams will, or

only sparkling for a moment in the shape of a market drinking-shop; and

suddenly reappears behind the great church, shooting itself into a bright

confusion of white-capped women and blue-bloused men, poultry,

vegetables, fruits, flowers, pots, pans, praying-chairs, soldiers,

country butter, umbrellas and other sun-shades, girl-porters waiting to

be hired with baskets at their backs, and one weazen little old man in a

cocked hat, wearing a cuirass of drinking-glasses and carrying on his

shoulder a crimson temple fluttering with flags, like a glorified

pavior’s rammer without the handle, who rings a little bell in all parts

of the scene, and cries his cooling drink Hola, Hola, Ho-o-o! in a shrill

cracked voice that somehow makes itself heard, above all the chaffering

and vending hum. Early in the afternoon, the whole course of the stream

is dry. The praying-chairs are put back in the church, the umbrellas are

folded up, the unsold goods are carried away, the stalls and stands

disappear, the square is swept, the hackney coaches lounge there to be

hired, and on all the country roads (if you walk about, as much as we do)

you will see the peasant women, always neatly and comfortably dressed,

riding home, with the pleasantest saddle-furniture of clean milk-pails,

bright butter-kegs, and the like, on the jolliest little donkeys in the

world.

We have another market in our French watering-place—that is to say, a few

wooden hutches in the open street, down by the Port—devoted to fish. Our

fishing-boats are famous everywhere; and our fishing people, though they

love lively colours, and taste is neutral (see Bilkins), are among the

most picturesque people we ever encountered. They have not only a

quarter of their own in the town itself, but they occupy whole villages

of their own on the neighbouring cliffs. Their churches and chapels are

their own; they consort with one another, they intermarry among

themselves, their customs are their own, and their costume is their own

and never changes. As soon as one of their boys can walk, he is provided

with a long bright red nightcap; and one of their men would as soon think

of going afloat without his head, as without that indispensable appendage

to it. Then, they wear the noblest boots, with the hugest tops—flapping

and bulging over anyhow; above which, they encase themselves in such

wonderful overalls and petticoat trousers, made to all appearance of

tarry old sails, so additionally stiffened with pitch and salt, that the

wearers have a walk of their own, and go straddling and swinging about

among the boats and barrels and nets and rigging, a sight to see. Then,

their younger women, by dint of going down to the sea barefoot, to fling

their baskets into the boats as they come in with the tide, and bespeak

the first fruits of the haul with propitiatory promises to love and marry

that dear fisherman who shall fill that basket like an Angel, have the

finest legs ever carved by Nature in the brightest mahogany, and they

walk like Juno. Their eyes, too, are so lustrous that their long gold

ear-rings turn dull beside those brilliant neighbours; and when they are

dressed, what with these beauties, and their fine fresh faces, and their

many petticoats—striped petticoats, red petticoats, blue petticoats,

always clean and smart, and never too long—and their home-made stockings,

mulberry-coloured, blue, brown, purple, lilac—which the older women,

taking care of the Dutch-looking children, sit in all sorts of places

knitting, knitting, knitting from morning to night—and what with their

little saucy bright blue jackets, knitted too, and fitting close to their

handsome figures; and what with the natural grace with which they wear

the commonest cap, or fold the commonest handkerchief round their

luxuriant hair—we say, in a word and out of breath, that taking all these

premises into our consideration, it has never been a matter of the least

surprise to us that we have never once met, in the cornfields, on the

dusty roads, by the breezy windmills, on the plots of short sweet grass

overhanging the sea—anywhere—a young fisherman and fisherwoman of our

French watering-place together, but the arm of that fisherman has

invariably been, as a matter of course and without any absurd attempt to

disguise so plain a necessity, round the neck or waist of that

fisherwoman. And we have had no doubt whatever, standing looking at

their uphill streets, house rising above house, and terrace above

terrace, and bright garments here and there lying sunning on rough stone

parapets, that the pleasant mist on all such objects, caused by their

being seen through the brown nets hung across on poles to dry, is, in the

eyes of every true young fisherman, a mist of love and beauty, setting

off the goddess of his heart.

Moreover it is to be observed that these are an industrious people, and a

domestic people, and an honest people. And though we are aware that at

the bidding of Bilkins it is our duty to fall down and worship the

Neapolitans, we make bold very much to prefer the fishing people of our

French watering-place—especially since our last visit to Naples within

these twelvemonths, when we found only four conditions of men remaining

in the whole city: to wit, lazzaroni, priests, spies, and soldiers, and

all of them beggars; the paternal government having banished all its

subjects except the rascals.

But we can never henceforth separate our French watering-place from our

own landlord of two summers, M. Loyal Devasseur, citizen and

town-councillor. Permit us to have the pleasure of presenting M. Loyal

Devasseur.

His own family name is simply Loyal; but, as he is married, and as in

that part of France a husband always adds to his own name the family name

of his wife, he writes himself Loyal Devasseur. He owns a compact little

estate of some twenty or thirty acres on a lofty hill-side, and on it he

has built two country houses, which he lets furnished. They are by many

degrees the best houses that are so let near our French watering-place;

we have had the honour of living in both, and can testify. The

entrance-hall of the first we inhabited was ornamented with a plan of the

estate, representing it as about twice the size of Ireland; insomuch that

when we were yet new to the property (M. Loyal always speaks of it as ‘La

propriété’) we went three miles straight on end in search of the bridge

of Austerlitz—which we afterwards found to be immediately outside the

window. The Château of the Old Guard, in another part of the grounds,

and, according to the plan, about two leagues from the little

dining-room, we sought in vain for a week, until, happening one evening

to sit upon a bench in the forest (forest in the plan), a few yards from

the house-door, we observed at our feet, in the ignominious circumstances

of being upside down and greenly rotten, the Old Guard himself: that is

to say, the painted effigy of a member of that distinguished corps, seven

feet high, and in the act of carrying arms, who had had the misfortune to

be blown down in the previous winter. It will be perceived that M. Loyal

is a staunch admirer of the great Napoleon. He is an old soldier

himself—captain of the National Guard, with a handsome gold vase on his

chimney-piece presented to him by his company—and his respect for the

memory of the illustrious general is enthusiastic. Medallions of him,

portraits of him, busts of him, pictures of him, are thickly sprinkled

all over the property. During the first month of our occupation, it was

our affliction to be constantly knocking down Napoleon: if we touched a

shelf in a dark corner, he toppled over with a crash; and every door we

opened, shook him to the soul. Yet M. Loyal is not a man of mere castles

in the air, or, as he would say, in Spain. He has a specially practical,

contriving, clever, skilful eye and hand. His houses are delightful. He

unites French elegance and English comfort, in a happy manner quite his

own. He has an extraordinary genius for making tasteful little bedrooms

in angles of his roofs, which an Englishman would as soon think of

turning to any account as he would think of cultivating the Desert. We

have ourself reposed deliciously in an elegant chamber of M. Loyal’s

construction, with our head as nearly in the kitchen chimney-pot as we

can conceive it likely for the head of any gentleman, not by profession a

Sweep, to be. And, into whatsoever strange nook M. Loyal’s genius

penetrates, it, in that nook, infallibly constructs a cupboard and a row

of pegs. In either of our houses, we could have put away the knapsacks

and hung up the hats of the whole regiment of Guides.

Aforetime, M. Loyal was a tradesman in the town. You can transact

business with no present tradesman in the town, and give your card ‘chez

M. Loyal,’ but a brighter face shines upon you directly. We doubt if

there is, ever was, or ever will be, a man so universally pleasant in the

minds of people as M. Loyal is in the minds of the citizens of our French

watering-place. They rub their hands and laugh when they speak of him.

Ah, but he is such a good child, such a brave boy, such a generous

spirit, that Monsieur Loyal! It is the honest truth. M. Loyal’s nature

is the nature of a gentleman. He cultivates his ground with his own

hands (assisted by one little labourer, who falls into a fit now and

then); and he digs and delves from morn to eve in prodigious

perspirations—‘works always,’ as he says—but, cover him with dust, mud,

weeds, water, any stains you will, you never can cover the gentleman in

M. Loyal. A portly, upright, broad-shouldered, brown-faced man, whose

soldierly bearing gives him the appearance of being taller than he is,

look into the bright eye of M. Loyal, standing before you in his

working-blouse and cap, not particularly well shaved, and, it may be,

very earthy, and you shall discern in M. Loyal a gentleman whose true

politeness is ingrain, and confirmation of whose word by his bond you

would blush to think of. Not without reason is M. Loyal when he tells

that story, in his own vivacious way, of his travelling to Fulham, near

London, to buy all these hundreds and hundreds of trees you now see upon

the Property, then a bare, bleak hill; and of his sojourning in Fulham

three months; and of his jovial evenings with the market-gardeners; and

of the crowning banquet before his departure, when the market-gardeners

rose as one man, clinked their glasses all together (as the custom at

Fulham is), and cried, ‘Vive Loyal!’

M. Loyal has an agreeable wife, but no family; and he loves to drill the

children of his tenants, or run races with them, or do anything with

them, or for them, that is good-natured. He is of a highly convivial

temperament, and his hospitality is unbounded. Billet a soldier on him,

and he is delighted. Five-and-thirty soldiers had M. Loyal billeted on

him this present summer, and they all got fat and red-faced in two days.

It became a legend among the troops that whosoever got billeted on M.

Loyal rolled in clover; and so it fell out that the fortunate man who

drew the billet ‘M. Loyal Devasseur’ always leaped into the air, though

in heavy marching order. M. Loyal cannot bear to admit anything that

might seem by any implication to disparage the military profession. We

hinted to him once, that we were conscious of a remote doubt arising in

our mind, whether a sou a day for pocket-money, tobacco, stockings,

drink, washing, and social pleasures in general, left a very large margin

for a soldier’s enjoyment. Pardon! said Monsieur Loyal, rather wincing.

It was not a fortune, but—à la bonne heure—it was better than it used to

be! What, we asked him on another occasion, were all those neighbouring

peasants, each living with his family in one room, and each having a

soldier (perhaps two) billeted on him every other night, required to

provide for those soldiers? ‘Faith!’ said M. Loyal, reluctantly; a bed,

monsieur, and fire to cook with, and a candle. And they share their

supper with those soldiers. It is not possible that they could eat

alone.’—‘And what allowance do they get for this?’ said we. Monsieur

Loyal drew himself up taller, took a step back, laid his hand upon his

breast, and said, with majesty, as speaking for himself and all France,

‘Monsieur, it is a contribution to the State!’

It is never going to rain, according to M. Loyal. When it is impossible

to deny that it is now raining in torrents, he says it will be

fine—charming—magnificent—to-morrow. It is never hot on the Property, he

contends. Likewise it is never cold. The flowers, he says, come out,

delighting to grow there; it is like Paradise this morning; it is like

the Garden of Eden. He is a little fanciful in his language: smilingly

observing of Madame Loyal, when she is absent at vespers, that she is

‘gone to her salvation’—allée à son salut. He has a great enjoyment of

tobacco, but nothing would induce him to continue smoking face to face

with a lady. His short black pipe immediately goes into his breast

pocket, scorches his blouse, and nearly sets him on fire. In the Town

Council and on occasions of ceremony, he appears in a full suit of black,

with a waistcoat of magnificent breadth across the chest, and a

shirt-collar of fabulous proportions. Good M. Loyal! Under blouse or

waistcoat, he carries one of the gentlest hearts that beat in a nation

teeming with gentle people. He has had losses, and has been at his best

under them. Not only the loss of his way by night in the Fulham

times—when a bad subject of an Englishman, under pretence of seeing him

home, took him into all the night public-houses, drank ‘arfanarf’ in

every one at his expense, and finally fled, leaving him shipwrecked at

Cleefeeway, which we apprehend to be Ratcliffe Highway—but heavier losses

than that. Long ago a family of children and a mother were left in one

of his houses without money, a whole year. M. Loyal—anything but as rich

as we wish he had been—had not the heart to say ‘you must go;’ so they

stayed on and stayed on, and paying-tenants who would have come in

couldn’t come in, and at last they managed to get helped home across the

water; and M. Loyal kissed the whole group, and said, ‘Adieu, my poor

infants!’ and sat down in their deserted salon and smoked his pipe of

peace.—‘The rent, M. Loyal?’ ‘Eh! well! The rent!’ M. Loyal shakes his

head. ‘Le bon Dieu,’ says M. Loyal presently, ‘will recompense me,’ and

he laughs and smokes his pipe of peace. May he smoke it on the Property,

and not be recompensed, these fifty years!

There are public amusements in our French watering-place, or it would not

be French. They are very popular, and very cheap. The sea-bathing—which

may rank as the most favoured daylight entertainment, inasmuch as the

French visitors bathe all day long, and seldom appear to think of

remaining less than an hour at a time in the water—is astoundingly cheap.

Omnibuses convey you, if you please, from a convenient part of the town

to the beach and back again; you have a clean and comfortable

bathing-machine, dress, linen, and all appliances; and the charge for the

whole is half-a-franc, or fivepence. On the pier, there is usually a

guitar, which seems presumptuously enough to set its tinkling against the

deep hoarseness of the sea, and there is always some boy or woman who

sings, without any voice, little songs without any tune: the strain we

have most frequently heard being an appeal to ‘the sportsman’ not to bag

that choicest of game, the swallow. For bathing purposes, we have also a

subscription establishment with an esplanade, where people lounge about

with telescopes, and seem to get a good deal of weariness for their

money; and we have also an association of individual machine proprietors

combined against this formidable rival. M. Féroce, our own particular

friend in the bathing line, is one of these. How he ever came by his

name we cannot imagine. He is as gentle and polite a man as M. Loyal

Devasseur himself; immensely stout withal; and of a beaming aspect. M.

Féroce has saved so many people from drowning, and has been decorated

with so many medals in consequence, that his stoutness seems a special

dispensation of Providence to enable him to wear them; if his girth were

the girth of an ordinary man, he could never hang them on, all at once.

It is only on very great occasions that M. Féroce displays his shining

honours. At other times they lie by, with rolls of manuscript testifying

to the causes of their presentation, in a huge glass case in the

red-sofa’d salon of his private residence on the beach, where M. Féroce

also keeps his family pictures, his portraits of himself as he appears

both in bathing life and in private life, his little boats that rock by

clockwork, and his other ornamental possessions.

Then, we have a commodious and gay Theatre—or had, for it is burned down

now—where the opera was always preceded by a vaudeville, in which (as

usual) everybody, down to the little old man with the large hat and the

little cane and tassel, who always played either my Uncle or my Papa,

suddenly broke out of the dialogue into the mildest vocal snatches, to

the great perplexity of unaccustomed strangers from Great Britain, who

never could make out when they were singing and when they were

talking—and indeed it was pretty much the same. But, the caterers in the

way of entertainment to whom we are most beholden, are the Society of

Welldoing, who are active all the summer, and give the proceeds of their

good works to the poor. Some of the most agreeable fêtes they contrive,

are announced as ‘Dedicated to the children;’ and the taste with which

they turn a small public enclosure into an elegant garden beautifully

illuminated; and the thorough-going heartiness and energy with which they

personally direct the childish pleasures; are supremely delightful. For

fivepence a head, we have on these occasions donkey races with English

‘Jokeis,’ and other rustic sports; lotteries for toys; roundabouts,

dancing on the grass to the music of an admirable band, fire-balloons and

fireworks. Further, almost every week all through the summer—never mind,

now, on what day of the week—there is a fête in some adjoining village

(called in that part of the country a Ducasse), where the people—really

the people—dance on the green turf in the open air, round a little

orchestra, that seems itself to dance, there is such an airy motion of

flags and streamers all about it. And we do not suppose that between the

Torrid Zone and the North Pole there are to be found male dancers with

such astonishingly loose legs, furnished with so many joints in wrong

places, utterly unknown to Professor Owen, as those who here disport

themselves. Sometimes, the fête appertains to a particular trade; you

will see among the cheerful young women at the joint Ducasse of the

milliners and tailors, a wholesome knowledge of the art of making common

and cheap things uncommon and pretty, by good sense and good taste, that

is a practical lesson to any rank of society in a whole island we could

mention. The oddest feature of these agreeable scenes is the everlasting

Roundabout (we preserve an English word wherever we can, as we are

writing the English language), on the wooden horses of which machine

grown-up people of all ages are wound round and round with the utmost

solemnity, while the proprietor’s wife grinds an organ, capable of only

one tune, in the centre.

As to the boarding-houses of our French watering-place, they are Legion,

and would require a distinct treatise. It is not without a sentiment of

national pride that we believe them to contain more bores from the shores

of Albion than all the clubs in London. As you walk timidly in their

neighbourhood, the very neckcloths and hats of your elderly compatriots

cry to you from the stones of the streets, ‘We are Bores—avoid us!’ We

have never overheard at street corners such lunatic scraps of political

and social discussion as among these dear countrymen of ours. They

believe everything that is impossible and nothing that is true. They

carry rumours, and ask questions, and make corrections and improvements

on one another, staggering to the human intellect. And they are for ever

rushing into the English library, propounding such incomprehensible

paradoxes to the fair mistress of that establishment, that we beg to

recommend her to her Majesty’s gracious consideration as a fit object for

a pension.

The English form a considerable part of the population of our French

watering-place, and are deservedly addressed and respected in many ways.

Some of the surface-addresses to them are odd enough, as when a laundress

puts a placard outside her house announcing her possession of that

curious British instrument, a ‘Mingle;’ or when a tavern-keeper provides

accommodation for the celebrated English game of ‘Nokemdon.’ But, to us,

it is not the least pleasant feature of our French watering-place that a

long and constant fusion of the two great nations there, has taught each

to like the other, and to learn from the other, and to rise superior to

the absurd prejudices that have lingered among the weak and ignorant in

both countries equally.

Drumming and trumpeting of course go on for ever in our French

watering-place. Flag-flying is at a premium, too; but, we cheerfully

avow that we consider a flag a very pretty object, and that we take such

outward signs of innocent liveliness to our heart of hearts. The people,

in the town and in the country, are a busy people who work hard; they are

sober, temperate, good-humoured, light-hearted, and generally remarkable

for their engaging manners. Few just men, not immoderately bilious,

could see them in their recreations without very much respecting the

character that is so easily, so harmlessly, and so simply, pleased.

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