PART 48. Songs by the Hon. Mrs. Norton, and various old English

Songs. Alfred Tennyson’s Jubilee Ode.

“There is no talent so universally entertaining as that of mimickry,

even when it is confined to the lively imitation of the air, manner,

and external deportment of ordinary individuals.

It rises in interest, however, and in dignity, when it succeeds in

expressing, not merely the visible and external characteristics of its

objects, but those also of their taste, their genius and temper. A

vulgar mimic repeats a man’s known stories, with an exact imitation of

his voice and gestures; but he is an artist of a far higher

description, who can make stories or reasonings in his manner, and

represent the features and movements of his mind, as well as the

accidents of his body. The same distinction applies to the mimickry,

if it may be so called, of an author’s style and manner of writing.

It is another matter, however, to be able to borrow the diction and

manner of a celebrated writer to express sentiments like his own――to

write as he would have written on the subject proposed to his

imitator――to think his thoughts in short, as well as to use his

words――and to make the revival of his style appear a natural

consequence of the strong conception of his peculiar ideas. To do this

in all the perfection of which it is capable, requires talents,

perhaps, not inferior to those of the original on whom they are

employed――together with a faculty of observation, and a dexterity of

application, which that original might not always possess; and should

not only afford nearly as great pleasure to the reader, as a piece of

composition,――but may teach him some lessons, or open up to him some

views, which could not have been otherwise disclosed.

The exact imitation of a good thing, it must be admitted, promises

fair to be a pretty good thing in itself; but if the resemblance be

very striking, it commonly has the additional advantage of letting us

more completely into the secret of the original author, and enabling

us to understand far more clearly in what the peculiarity of his

manner consists, than most of us should ever have done without this

assistance. The resemblance, it is obvious, can only be rendered

striking by exaggerating a little, and bringing more conspicuously

forward, all that is peculiar and characteristic in the model.”

LORD JEFFREY on _The Rejected Addresses_.

Footnotes:

[1] An Opera, written and composed by Thomas Augustine Arne,

M.D. It was acted at Covent Garden Theatre, London, six

nights in the month of December, 1764.

[2] Performers in the Opera.

[3] The Round-house.

[4] Earl of Rochester.

[5] An author and bookseller.

[6] The coffee house.

[7] A trinket seller.

[8] The Royal Oak, a public-house near the Hall.

[9] Long Pole Wellesley, Esq., afterwards Lord Mornington,

thus mentioned by Lord Byron in _Don Juan_:――

“Where’s Brummell? Dish’d.

Where’s Long Pole Wellesley? Diddled.”

[10] A celebrated boot-maker in Pall Mall, London.

[11] Dyde and Scribe were then well known dealers in ladies

finery.

[12] A sort of under tap, in the interior of the Bench, in

which porter is sold by the authority of the marshal, to the

debtors.

[13] A solitary place of confinement for such as break the

rules of the prison.

[14] Mrs. Mary Anne Clarke, mistress of the Duke of York.

[15] A well-known bookseller, who wrote some amusing but

egotistical memoirs.

[16] _Vide_ Admiral Tyrrel’s monument in Westminster Abbey.

[17] Sir Francis Burdett (father of the present Lady Burdett

Coutts) was Radical M.P. for Westminster. Perhaps the

greatest event of his life was his committal to the Tower

under the Speaker’s warrant for a libellous letter published

in _Cobbett’s Political Register_ of March 24, 1810, in

which he questioned the power of the House of Commons to

imprison delinquents. He at first resisted the execution of

the warrant, and being a favourite with the mob, a street

contest ensued between the military and the people, in which

some lives were lost.

[18] The City Box, refused by the Prince Regent, was

proposed by draper Waithman to be given to the Baronet if

his cause had succeeded; but alas! it was destined again to

go a-begging. Robert Waithman was Lord Mayor of London.

[19] A name given by the Baronet to the British House of

Commons.

[20] George Hudson, a draper, and Lord Mayor of York in

1839, by his successful management of various railway

schemes amassed a large fortune (which he afterwards lost),

and became known as the “Railway King.”

[21] Alluding to _The Times_ critique on Henry Irving as

“Macbeth.”

[22] In the original this word is written “Atty.”

[23] Sir Francis Bolton died early in 1887, leaving a very

large fortune.

[24] “The fundamental feature on which all opposition to

this measure hinges is, that there is on the part of the

people of England, _an ignorant impatience of taxation_,

Lord Castlereagh.

[25] Quere, Liar? Some doubts have arisen on the orthography

of the last word in this line.

[26] John Wilson Croker. Author and Politician, who invented

the term “Conservative” as applied to the Tory party.

[27] Tambour qui se bat sur le rampart des villes

frontières, vers le coucher du soleil, pour y rappeller les

habitans.

[28] Mr. Walpole, after the death of Mr. Gray, placed the

China vase in question (for it was not a _tub_) on a

pedestal at Strawberry-Hill, with a few lines of the Ode for

its inscription.

’Twas on _this_ Vase’s lofty side, &c.

[29] Var.――Two _beauteous_ forms.

_First edition in Dodsley’s Miscellany._

[30] Glitters, or Glisters, in other Editions.

[31] Lord Castlereagh, herein satirised, was the chief

instrument in procuring the legislative union of England and

Ireland in 1800, for which he was severely attacked by Lord

Byron in _Don Juan_. He committed suicide in 1822, and was

buried in Westminster Abbey.

[32] King Henry the Sixth, founder of the College.

[33] _Ranelagh_ was a famous place of public entertainment

erected about 1740, at Chelsea, close to the banks of the

Thames, on the site of the gardens of a villa which had

formerly belonged to Viscount Ranelagh. The great hall,

known as the Rotunda, was opened on April 5, 1742, it was

185 feet in diameter. This was designed by Mr. Lacy,

formerly one of the managers of Drury Lane Theatre. Bonnell

Thornton’s Burlesque Ode on St. Cecilias’ Day, set to music

by Dr. Burney, was performed at Ranelagh to a crowded

audience. The last grand _fête_ held at Ranelagh was the

installation ball of the Knights of the Bath, in 1802. The

site now forms part of Chelsea Hospital Gardens, between

Church Row and the river, to the east of the Hospital, but

no trace now remains of Ranelagh. A very good description of

the Gardens and Buildings will be found in Thomas Faulkner’s

_Description of Chelsea_. London, 1810.

[34] The name given by the founder to the College.

[35] _Helm, nor Hauberk’s twisted mail._

The Hauberk was a texture of steel ringlets, or rings

interwoven, forming a coat of mail that sat close to the

body, and adapted itself to every motion.

[36] _As down the steep of Snowdon’s shaggy side._

_Snowdon_ was a name given by the Saxons to that mountainous

tract which the Welsh themselves call _Craigian-eryri_: it

included all the highlands of Caernarvonshire and

Merionethshire, as far as the river Conway.

[37] _Stout Glo’ster stood aghast_――――

Gilbert de Clare, surnamed the Red, Earl of Gloucester and

Hertford, son-in-law to King Edward.

[38] _To arms! cried Mortimer_――――

Edmond de Mortimer, Lord of Wigmore.

They both were _Lords Marchers_, whose lands lay on the

borders of Wales, and probably accompanied the King in this

expedition.

[39] _Shrieks of an agonizing King!_

Edward the Second, cruelly butchered in Berkley-castle.

[40] _She-wolf of France_――――

Isabel of France, Edward the Second’s adulterous Queen.

[41] _Low on his funeral couch he lies._

Death of that king, abandoned by his children, and robbed in

his last moments by his courtiers.

[42] _Is the sable warrior fled?_

Edward the Black Prince, dead some time before his father.

[43] _Ye tow’rs of Julius_

Henry the Sixth, George Duke of Clarence, Edward the Fifth,

Richard Duke of York, &c. believed to be murdered secretly

in the Tower of London. The oldest part of that structure is

attributed to Julius Cæesar.

[44] _Revere his consort’s faith_――――

Margaret of Anjou, a woman of heroic spirit, who struggled

hard to save her husband and her crown.

[45] ――――_his father’s fame._

Henry the Fifth.

[46] _And spare the meek usuper’s holy head._

Henry the Sixth. The line of Lancaster had no right of

inheritance to the crown.

[47] ――――_the rose of snow, &c._

The white and red roses, devices of York and Lancaster.

[48] _The bristled boar_――――

The silver boar was the badge of Richard the Third; whence

he was usually known in his own time by the name of _the

Boar_.

[49] _Half of thy heart we consecrate._

Eleanor of Castile died a few years after the conquest of

Wales. The heroic proof she gave of her affection for her

lord is well known. The monuments of his regret and sorrow

for the loss of her, are still to be seen at Northampton,

Gaddington, Waltham, and other places.

[50] _All-hail, ye genuine Kings, Britannia’s issue, hail!_

Both Merlin and Talliessin had prophesied, that the Welsh

should regain their sovereignty over this island; which

seemed to be accomplished in the house of Tudor.

[51] John Philip Kemble, manager of Covent Garden Theatre.

[52] Mrs. Siddons, the famous _tragedienne_.

[53] Westminster Hall.

[54] Mrs. Siddons.

[55] The name of the street in which the Society was held.

[56] One of the Esquire Bedells who bear the mace before the

Vice-Chancellor.

[57] The savage despair of the Member is finely pourtrayed

by the trousers. A total indifference to moral guilt or

personal danger is argued by his thus appearing before the

Vice-Chancellor; that gentleman justly regarding the wearing

of trousers as the most atrocious of moral offences, and

having lately deservedly excluded a distinguished wrangler

who had been guilty of them, from a Fellowship of his

College.

[58] Speakers of the Society.

[59] A magnificent though bold figure. The Red Lion (which

is the sign of the Inn at which the Union assembled), and

which is a remarkably handsome lion of the kind, is

described as wagging his tail in testimony of the pleasure

he felt at the goings on within.

[60] The Vice-Chancellor elect.

[61] Two of the Esquire Bedells.

[62] Former Vice-Chancellors.

[63] The Chancellor.

[64] Speakers of the Society.

[65] Sir John Fielding, an active police magistrate of that

day.

[66] Coe’s father, a blacksmith and alderman of Cambridge.

[67] Professor Richard Owen, formerly superintendent of the

natural history department of the British Museum, whence it

was decided to remove the natural history specimens to South

Kensington.

[68] Don Quixote.

[69] An over-rated American actress who performs in the

Lyceum Theatre, London, during the absence of the regular

company. She has a harsh unsympathetic voice, and is seen at

her best as a statue, for which _role_ nature appears to

have intended her.

[70] A Colonade is that which consists of columns. The

British Army consists thereof. Therefore the British Army is

a Colonade.――WALKER.

[71] The Prisoner was accommodated with a neat “folding

bed.”

[72] Dr. E. V. Kenealy was M. P. for Stoke, and edited _The

Englishman_ Newspaper.

[73] “Pack” is the Arctic ice. “Shove,” when river-ice

begins to move, in America.

[74] The Poet’s residence.

[75] “The White Doe of Rylstone” which had a very slow sale.

Jeffrey wrote of it that it was the very worst poem he ever

saw in a quarto volume.

[76] Jack and Nancy, as it was afterwards remarked to the

Authors, are here made to come into the world at periods not

sufficiently remote. The writers were then bachelors. One of

them, unfortunately, still continues so, as he has thus

recorded in his niece’s album:

“Should I seek Hymen’s tie,

As a poet I die――

Ye Benedicks, mourn my distresses!

For what little fame

Is annexed to my name

Is derived from _Rejected Addresses_.”

The blunder, notwithstanding, remains unrectified. The

reader of poetry is always dissatisfied with emendations:

they sound discordantly upon the ear, like a modern song, by

Bishop or Braham, introduced in _Love in a Village_.

[77] This alludes to the young Betty mania.

[78] A fashionable milliner.

[79] For a detailed account of this appointment and its pay,

privileges, and duties, see _The Poets Laureate of England_,

by Walter Hamilton. (London, Reeves and Turner.)

[80] Euclid Redivivus.

[81] “The M,” “the C.” The Modern Side, the Classical Side.

[82] Leckhampton Hill, near Cheltenham.

[83] Mr. Henry Irving produced _Othello_ at the Lyceum

Theatre on February 14, 1876. At that period the London

_Figaro_ was most unjust and ungenerous in its comments on

Mr. Irving, decrying his efforts as an actor in every part

he undertook.

[84] Without paying the Customs duty imposed on silver plate

in the United States.

[85] Mr. Joseph Chamberlain, Mayor of Birmingham, then

holding very advanced Radical views.

[86] “He of Blackfriars Road,” viz., the late Rev. Rowland

Hill, who is said to have preached a sermon congratulating

his congregation on the catastrophe at Drury Lane Theatre.

[87] “Padmanaba,” viz., in a pantomime called _Harlequin in

Padmanaba_. This elephant, some years afterwards, was

exhibited over Exeter ’Change, where it was found necessary

to destroy the poor animal by discharges of musketry. When

he made his entrance in the pantomime above-mentioned,

Johnson, the machinist of the rival house exclaimed, “I

should be very sorry if I could not make a better elephant

than that!” Johnson was right: we go to the theatre to be

pleased with the skill of the imitator, and not to look at

the reality.

[88] Hungerford suspension bridge was opened on May 1, 1845,

it was removed in 1862 to make way for the Charing Cross

railway bridge, and was afterwards erected over the River

Avon at Clifton, near Bristol.

[89] It is currently reported that Robert Warren, Esq., is a

native of Birmingham.

[90] The Lord Chancellor Eldon, “_Old Bags_.”

[91] Lord Stewart at a dinner in Ireland proposed as a toast

“the health of the Prince Regent, the first cavalry officer

in Europe.”

[92] It was generally supposed that the Prince Regent’s

whiskers were artificial. But as the Prince was never true

to either his word, his oath, his wife, or his mistress, it

matters little by what, or by whom, he swore.

[93] Bishop Gray.

[94] Lord Westbury.

[95] Bishop Colenso died after a brief illness, in 1883,

leaving behind him the memory of an honest and fearless

thinker, and of a true and devoted missionary.

[96] Sir William Harcourt.

[97] Mr. Whitbread, the brewer, who was very active in the

rebuilding of Drury Lane Theatre.

[98] This appeared soon after a tremendous fire at

Whiteley’s stores, in Westbourne Grove, London.

[99] G. V. Brooke, the tragedian herein referred to, was

lost in the ill-fated steamer _London_ which foundered in

the Bay of Biscay in January, 1866.

[100] This and subsequent allusions to the Valentino, the

_Poses Plastiques_, Brixton Treadmill, and other familiar

objects of our youth, since swept away by the broom of Time,

would fix the authorship of this ballad at a date anterior

to the present generation. For instance, in stanza xiv., the

students are described as singing now obsolete melodies of

Ethiopian origin. In the present day the chosen chorus under

similar circumstances would have been the “Ratcatcher’s

Daughter,” or possibly, “Villikins.” The allusion to Cowell

in stanza viii., reads like an interpolation.――Ed. “O.M.”

[101] At a meeting of the Institution of Mechanical

Engineers held in Manchester, on November 5, 1875, Mr.

Charles Cochrane, of Stourbridge, read a paper entitled “On

the Ultimate Capacity of Blast Furnaces” (for making pig

iron.) As was appropriate to such a burning question, the

discussion was somewhat heated, although, as need hardly be

said, the parodist has availed himself largely of poetical

_lie-sense_ in his account of the proceedings. Mr. C.

Cochrane asserted that he had effected a great saving in

fuel by the construction of his large furnace, in

conjunction with Cowper’s patent stoves for heating the

blast. The most eminent engineers of the day spoke in the

discussion, Messrs. I. L. Bell (now Sir I. L. Bell, M. P.),

E. A. Cowper, Sir. Charles W. Siemens, E. H. Carbutt, Sir

Frederick Bramwell, and others.

[102] Mr. W. P. Marshall, Secretary of the Institution.

[103] Lord Hartington, then Secretary of State for War, was

responsible for the measures taken for the relief of General

Gordon.

[104] Sir John Lawrence, Governor-General of India, 1863 to

1868.

[105] Jovis. Bacchi. Veneris.

[106] Sir James Mc. G. Hogg, of the Metropolitan Board of

Works.

[107] There is something’ like this in MACAULAY’S Lays:――

“And, like a dam, the mighty wreck,” &c.

[108] Of the Whartonites.

[109] Sic appellata, principio “lucus a non,” quod nostri

reges rarissime viuunt illic.

[110] Templum Sancti Pauli quod est unus leonum in Londino.

[111] Ut “Ite id, Cantabrigia” aut “Strenue! Fusci Coerulei”

aut “Bene remigatum.”

[112] So clomb this first grand thief――――

Thence up he flew, and on the tree of life

Sat like a cormorant.

_Paradise Lost_, iv.

[113] Then the residence of George, Prince Regent, his

present address is rather doubtful.

[114] _i.e._ Paternoster Row. A Publisher. “Now Barabbas was

a――_publisher_.”

[115] The Earl of Liverpool, who was premier from 1812 to

1820.

[116] _Temple Bar_ was removed from Fleet Street, to make

way for the costly, and still more unsightly obstruction

known as the Griffin.

[117] What is a caxen?――ED. P.

[118] Thomas Dibdin, song-writer and dramatist, was born in

1771. He was apprenticed to Sir William Rawlins, Knt., who

then kept a broker’s shop in Moorfields.

[119] The manager of a strolling company.

[120] _A Trip to the Nile_ was Mr. Dibdin’s first production

on Covent Garden boards.

[121] _Family Quarrels_, in which the Jews were attacked.

Thomas Dibdin died on September 16, 1841.

[122] The “Rule of Three,” useful for calculating which

political party to adopt, in order quickly to obtain a

profitable place.

[123] Had Grouchy arrived at the appointed time Napoleon

would probably not have been beaten at Waterloo.

[124] In a foot note the author of _The New Timon_ wrote

“The whole of this _Poem_ (! ! !) is worth reading, in order

to see to what depths of silliness the human intellect can

descend:――

“O Darling room, my heart’s delight

Dear room, the apple of my sight,

With thy two couches soft and white,

There is no room so exquisite,

No little room so warm and bright,

Wherein to read, wherein to write.”

[There were two other verses, but in later editions of his

works Tennyson has omitted the entire poem. Messrs. Harper

and Brothers, of New York, have however recently published

an edition containing all Tennyson’s early and suppressed

poems. This is invaluable as a book of reference for

literary men. Ed. P.]

[125] Be pleased to give this word the proper Cockney

pronunciation――Mama_r_! None others are genuine.

[126] Corpses.

[127] To shoot.

[128] _Uncle Sam._ The people of the United States use this

term of themselves, in the same way that Britons speak of

“John Bull.”

[129] Renegaders.――People in the Northern States who

sympathised with the slaveholders.

[130] Kinney and Walker were two leaders of the

“fillibusters” who went “piratifying to extend the area of

freedom” in Central America in 1855-60. Walker was shot, as

he richly deserved, by the Honduras folks in 1860. He lived

in San Francisco, 1850-55, and the southerners there (they

are quite numerous and are called the “chivs,” from

chivalry), are still noticeably inclined to think his views

were not far wrong.

[131] Nothing shorter. A circumlocutive intended to

strengthen an assertion by means of affirming something

through the exclusion of everything else. A similar form of

speech is to say, when asked if you will do something, to

say “I won’t do anything else.”

[132] To fix one’s flint: _i.e._, to do for him; to settle

his hash; to cook his goose; to wind up his worsted.

[133] A gum game: _i.e._, a swindle, fraudulent transaction,

or imposition.

[134] Squash, a vegetable resembling a small pumpkin,

tasting like vegetable marrow.

[135] Sass. A New England term for vegetables for the table,

known collectively as garden sass (or sarse). “Long sass” is

applied to long vegetables, such as carrots and radishes,

and “short sass” to round ones.

[136] Lord Randolph Churchill.

[137] Mr. Sullivan’s playful name for his cell in Tullamore

gaol, where he was treated with a little less severity than

some of his fellow political prisoners.

[138] _Ye Sette of Odd Volumes_, a small and very exclusive

literary society founded in 1878 by Mr. Bernard Quaritch.

The Brethren (as they style themselves) are united once a

month to form a perfect sette for the purposes of

Conviviality, and Mutual Admiration. The Brethren are, for

the most part, men of note in Art, Literature, or the Drama.

Each “Odd Volume” has his special title and office in the

“Sette,” many of the observances at the meetings are quaint

and peculiar, whilst the dainty little _Opuscula_ containing

reports of their proceedings are eagerly sought after by

collectors of literary curiosities.

[139] Proprietor of the Daily Telegraph, London.

[140] “_Forsitan et nostrum nomen miscebitur istis._” Dr.

Goldsmith quoting _Ovid_.

[141] The Common Council of the City of London.

[142] R. B. Sheridan’s attachment to the bottle was

notorious.

[143] The Middle Temple Hall Tower, a modern antique.

[144] Mr. Hiram Henton, Bandmaster of the London Rifle

Brigade. The L.R.B. Band was selected for several years, for

Camp duty, by the National Rifle Association.

Transcriber’s Note:

This book was written in a period when many words had not become

standardized in their spelling. Words may have multiple spelling

variations or inconsistent hyphenation in the text. These have been

left unchanged unless indicated below.

Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like

this_. Notes associated with stanza numbers in Gray's Elegy follow the

poem. All other footnotes were renumbered sequentially and were moved

to the end of the book. Obvious printing errors, such as backwards,

upside down, unprinted or partially printed letters, were corrected.

Final stops missing at the end of sentences and abbreviations were

added. Duplicate letters at line endings or page breaks were removed.

The poem, ODE FOR A SOCIAL MEETING, contains underlined words placed

above the original words as the "alteration by a teetotaler." These

alterations are shown surrounded by hash marks, thus: #teetotaler.#

There are multiple anchors to Footnotes [2], [58], [61], [62], [63],

[64]. There were no anchors to Footnote [83] or [116]; anchors were

added where they may belong.

Unprinted diacriticals were added to words in languages other than

English. Quotation marks were adjusted to matched sets. Extraneous

punctuation was deleted.

Spelling corrections:

To restless nights a sacifice / sacrifice

His waiscoat / waistcoat

Twice in Footnote [87]: pantomine / pantomime

But moss and rarest misletoe / mistletoe

But the waves of the Styz / Styx

Who went to sea ia / in

like Milton’s demons I could clime / climb

Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusets / Massachusetts

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