ANTON CHEKHOFF

_THE SAFETY MATCH_

On the morning of October 6, 1885, in the office of the Inspector of

Police of the second division of S---- District, there appeared a

respectably dressed young man, who announced that his master, Marcus

Ivanovitch Klausoff, a retired officer of the Horse Guards, separated

from his wife, had been murdered. While making this announcement the

young man was white and terribly agitated. His hands trembled and his

eyes were full of terror.

"Whom have I the honor of addressing?" asked the inspector.

"Psyekoff, Lieutenant Klausoff's agent; agriculturist and

mechanician!"

The inspector and his deputy, on visiting the scene of the occurrence

in company with Psyekoff, found the following: Near the wing in which

Klausoff had lived was gathered a dense crowd. The news of the murder

had sped swift as lightning through the neighborhood, and the

peasantry, thanks to the fact that the day was a holiday, had hurried

together from all the neighboring villages. There was much commotion

and talk. Here and there, pale, tear-stained faces were seen. The door

of Klausoff's bedroom was found locked. The key was inside.

"It is quite clear that the scoundrels got in by the window!" said

Psyekoff as they examined the door.

They went to the garden, into which the bedroom window opened. The

window looked dark and ominous. It was covered by a faded green

curtain. One corner of the curtain was slightly turned up, which made

it possible to look into the bedroom.

"Did any of you look into the window?" asked the inspector.

"Certainly not, your worship!" answered Ephraim, the gardener, a

little gray-haired old man, who looked like a retired sergeant. "Who's

going to look in, if all their bones are shaking?"

"Ah, Marcus Ivanovitch, Marcus Ivanovitch!" sighed the inspector,

looking at the window, "I told you you would come to a bad end! I told

the dear man, but he wouldn't listen! Dissipation doesn't bring any

good!"

"Thanks to Ephraim," said Psyekoff; "but for him, we would never have

guessed. He was the first to guess that something was wrong. He comes

to me this morning, and says: 'Why is the master so long getting up?

He hasn't left his bedroom for a whole week!' The moment he said that,

it was just as if some one had hit me with an ax. The thought flashed

through my mind, 'We haven't had a sight of him since last Saturday,

and to-day is Sunday'! Seven whole days--not a doubt of it!"

"Ay, poor fellow!" again sighed the inspector. "He was a clever

fellow, finely educated, and kind-hearted at that! And in society,

nobody could touch him! But he was a waster, God rest his soul! I was

prepared for anything since he refused to live with Olga Petrovna.

Poor thing, a good wife, but a sharp tongue! Stephen!" the inspector

called to one of his deputies, "go over to my house this minute, and

send Andrew to the captain to lodge an information with him! Tell him

that Marcus Ivanovitch has been murdered. And run over to the orderly;

why should he sit there, kicking his heels? Let him come here! And go

as fast as you can to the examining magistrate, Nicholas

Yermolaïyevitch. Tell him to come over here! Wait; I'll write him a

note!"

The inspector posted sentinels around the wing, wrote a letter to the

examining magistrate, and then went over to the director's for a glass

of tea. Ten minutes later he was sitting on a stool, carefully

nibbling a lump of sugar, and swallowing the scalding tea.

"There you are!" he was saying to Psyekoff; "there you are! A noble by

birth! a rich man--a favorite of the gods, you may say, as Pushkin has

it, and what did he come to? He drank and dissipated and--there you

are--he's murdered."

After a couple of hours the examining magistrate drove up. Nicholas

Yermolaïyevitch Chubikoff--for that was the magistrate's name--was a

tall, fleshy old man of sixty, who had been wrestling with the duties

of his office for a quarter of a century. Everybody in the district

knew him as an honest man, wise, energetic, and in love with his work.

He was accompanied to the scene of the murder by his inveterate

companion, fellow worker, and secretary, Dukovski, a tall young fellow

of twenty-six.

"Is it possible, gentlemen?" cried Chubikoff, entering Psyekoff's

room, and quickly shaking hands with everyone. "Is it possible? Marcus

Ivanovitch? Murdered? No! It is impossible! Im-poss-i-ble!"

"Go in there!" sighed the inspector.

"Lord, have mercy on us! Only last Friday I saw him at the fair in

Farabankoff. I had a drink of vodka with him, save the mark!"

"Go in there!" again sighed the inspector.

They sighed, uttered exclamations of horror, drank a glass of tea

each, and went to the wing.

"Get back!" the orderly cried to the peasants.

Going to the wing, the examining magistrate began his work by

examining the bedroom door. The door proved to be of pine, painted

yellow, and was uninjured. Nothing was found which could serve as a

clew. They had to break in the door.

"Everyone not here on business is requested to keep away!" said the

magistrate, when, after much hammering and shaking, the door yielded

to ax and chisel. "I request this, in the interest of the

investigation. Orderly, don't let anyone in!"

Chubikoff, his assistant, and the inspector opened the door, and

hesitatingly, one after the other, entered the room. Their eyes met

the following sight: Beside the single window stood the big wooden bed

with a huge feather mattress. On the crumpled feather bed lay a

tumbled, crumpled quilt. The pillow, in a cotton pillow-case, also

much crumpled, was dragging on the floor. On the table beside the bed

lay a silver watch and a silver twenty-kopeck piece. Beside them lay

some sulphur matches. Beside the bed, the little table, and the single

chair, there was no furniture in the room. Looking under the bed, the

inspector saw a couple of dozen empty bottles, an old straw hat, and a

quart of vodka. Under the table lay one top boot, covered with dust.

Casting a glance around the room, the magistrate frowned and grew red

in the face.

"Scoundrels!" he muttered, clenching his fists.

"And where is Marcus Ivanovitch?" asked Dukovski in a low voice.

"Mind your own business!" Chubikoff answered roughly. "Be good enough

to examine the floor! This is not the first case of the kind I have

had to deal with! Eugraph Kuzmitch," he said, turning to the

inspector, and lowering his voice, "in 1870 I had another case like

this. But you must remember it--the murder of the merchant

Portraitoff. It was just the same there. The scoundrels murdered him,

and dragged the corpse out through the window----"

Chubikoff went up to the window, pulled the curtain to one side, and

carefully pushed the window. The window opened.

"It opens, you see! It wasn't fastened. Hm! There are tracks under the

window. Look! There is the track of a knee! Somebody got in there. We

must examine the window thoroughly."

"There is nothing special to be found on the floor," said

Dukovski.

"No stains or scratches. The only thing I found was a struck safety

match. Here it is! So far as I remember, Marcus Ivanovitch did not

smoke. And he always used sulphur matches, never safety matches.

Perhaps this safety match may serve as a clew!"

"Oh, do shut up!" cried the magistrate deprecatingly. "You go on about

your match! I can't abide these dreamers! Instead of chasing matches,

you had better examine the bed!"

After a thorough examination of the bed, Dukovski reported:

"There are no spots, either of blood or of anything else. There are

likewise no new torn places. On the pillow there are signs of teeth.

The quilt is stained with something which looks like beer and smells

like beer. The general aspect of the bed gives grounds for thinking

that a struggle took place on it."

"I know there was a struggle, without your telling me! You are not

being asked about a struggle. Instead of looking for struggles, you

had better----"

"Here is one top boot, but there is no sign of the other."

"Well, and what of that?"

"It proves that they strangled him, while he was taking his boots off.

He hadn't time to take the second boot off when----"

"There you go!--and how do you know they strangled him?"

"There are marks of teeth on the pillow. The pillow itself is badly

crumpled, and thrown a couple of yards from the bed."

"Listen to his foolishness! Better come into the garden. You would be

better employed examining the garden than digging around here. I can

do that without you!"

When they reached the garden they began by examining the grass. The

grass under the window was crushed and trampled. A bushy burdock

growing under the window close to the wall was also trampled. Dukovski

succeeded in finding on it some broken twigs and a piece of cotton

wool. On the upper branches were found some fine hairs of dark blue

wool.

"What color was his last suit?" Dukovski asked Psyekoff.

"Yellow crash."

"Excellent! You see they wore blue!"

A few twigs of the burdock were cut off, and carefully wrapped in

paper by the investigators. At this point Police Captain Artsuybasheff

Svistakovski and Dr. Tyutyeff arrived. The captain bade them "Good

day!" and immediately began to satisfy his curiosity. The doctor, a

tall, very lean man, with dull eyes, a long nose, and a pointed chin,

without greeting anyone or asking about anything, sat down on a log,

sighed, and began:

"The Servians are at war again! What in heaven's name can they want

now? Austria, it's all your doing!"

The examination of the window from the outside did not supply any

conclusive data. The examination of the grass and the bushes nearest

to the window yielded a series of useful clews. For example, Dukovski

succeeded in discovering a long, dark streak, made up of spots, on the

grass, which led some distance into the center of the garden. The

streak ended under one of the lilac bushes in a dark brown stain.

Under this same lilac bush was found a top boot, which turned out to

be the fellow of the boot already found in the bedroom.

"That is a blood stain made some time ago," said Dukovski, examining

the spot.

At the word "blood" the doctor rose, and going over lazily, looked at

the spot.

"Yes, it is blood!" he muttered.

"That shows he wasn't strangled, if there was blood," said Chubikoff,

looking sarcastically at Dukovski.

"They strangled him in the bedroom; and here, fearing he might come

round again, they struck him a blow with some sharp-pointed

instrument. The stain under the bush proves that he lay there a

considerable time, while they were looking about for some way of

carrying him out of the garden.

"Well, and how about the boot?"

"The boot confirms completely my idea that they murdered him while he

was taking his boots off before going to bed. He had already taken off

one boot, and the other, this one here, he had only had time to take

half off. The half-off boot came off of itself, while the body was

dragged over, and fell----"

"There's a lively imagination for you!" laughed Chubikoff. "He goes on

and on like that! When will you learn enough to drop your deductions?

Instead of arguing and deducing, it would be much better if you took

some of the blood-stained grass for analysis!"

When they had finished their examination, and drawn a plan of the

locality, the investigators went to the director's office to write

their report and have breakfast. While they were breakfasting they

went on talking:

"The watch, the money, and so on--all untouched--" Chubikoff began,

leading off the talk, "show as clearly as that two and two are four

that the murder was not committed for the purpose of robbery."

"The murder was committed by an educated man!" insisted Dukovski.

"What evidence have you of that?"

"The safety match proves that to me, for the peasants hereabouts are

not yet acquainted with safety matches. Only the landowners use them,

and by no means all of them. And it is evident that there was not one

murderer, but at least three. Two held him, while one killed him.

Klausoff was strong, and the murderers must have known it!"

"What good would his strength be, supposing he was asleep?"

"The murderers came on him while he was taking off his boots. If he

was taking off his boots, that proves that he wasn't asleep!"

"Stop inventing your deductions! Better eat!"

"In my opinion, your worship," said the gardener Ephraim, setting the

samovar on the table, "it was nobody but Nicholas who did this dirty

trick!"

"Quite possible," said Psyekoff.

"And who is Nicholas?"

"The master's valet, your worship," answered Ephraim. "Who else could

it be? He's a rascal, your worship! He's a drunkard and a blackguard,

the like of which Heaven should not permit! He always took the master

his vodka and put the master to bed. Who else could it be? And I also

venture to point out to your worship, he once boasted at the public

house that he would kill the master! It happened on account of

Aquilina, the woman, you know. He was making up to a soldier's widow.

She pleased the master; the master made friends with her himself, and

Nicholas--naturally, he was mad! He is rolling about drunk in the

kitchen now. He is crying, and telling lies, saying he is sorry for

the master----"

The examining magistrate ordered Nicholas to be brought. Nicholas, a

lanky young fellow, with a long, freckled nose, narrow-chested, and

wearing an old jacket of his master's, entered Psyekoff's room, and

bowed low before the magistrate. His face was sleepy and tear-stained.

He was tipsy and could hardly keep his feet.

"Where is your master?" Chubikoff asked him.

"Murdered! your worship!"

As he said this, Nicholas blinked and began to weep.

"We know he was murdered. But where is he now? Where is his body?"

"They say he was dragged out of the window and buried in the garden!"

"Hum! The results of the investigation are known in the kitchen

already!--That's bad! Where were you, my good fellow, the night the

master was murdered? Saturday night, that is."

Nicholas raised his head, stretched his neck, and began to think.

"I don't know, your worship," he said. "I was drunk and don't

remember."

"An alibi!" whispered Dukovski, smiling, and rubbing his hands.

"So-o! And why is there blood under the master's window?"

Nicholas jerked his head up and considered.

"Hurry up!" said the Captain of Police.

"Right away! That blood doesn't amount to anything, your worship! I

was cutting a chicken's throat. I was doing it quite simply, in the

usual way, when all of a sudden it broke away and started to run. That

is where the blood came from."

Ephraim declared that Nicholas did kill a chicken every evening, and

always in some new place, but that nobody ever heard of a half-killed

chicken running about the garden, though of course it wasn't

impossible.

"An alibi," sneered Dukovski; "and what an asinine alibi!"

"Did you know Aquilina?"

"Yes, your worship, I know her."

"And the master cut you out with her?"

"Not at all. _He_ cut me out--Mr. Psyekoff there, Ivan Mikhailovitch;

and the master cut Ivan Mikhailovitch out. That is how it was."

Psyekoff grew confused and began to scratch his left eye. Dukovski

looked at him attentively, noted his confusion, and started. He

noticed that the director had dark blue trousers, which he had not

observed before. The trousers reminded him of the dark blue threads

found on the burdock. Chubikoff in his turn glanced suspiciously at

Psyekoff.

"Go!" he said to Nicholas. "And now permit me to put a question to

you, Mr. Psyekoff. Of course you were here last Saturday evening?"

"Yes! I had supper with Marcus Ivanovitch about ten o'clock."

"And afterwards?"

"Afterwards--afterwards--Really, I do not remember," stammered

Psyekoff. "I had a good deal to drink at supper. I don't remember when

or where I went to sleep. Why are you all looking at me like that, as

if I was the murderer?"

"Where were you when you woke up?"

"I was in the servants' kitchen, lying behind the stove! They can all

confirm it. How I got behind the stove I don't know----"

"Do not get agitated. Did you know Aquilina?"

"There's nothing extraordinary about that----"

"She first liked you and then preferred Klausoff?"

"Yes. Ephraim, give us some more mushrooms! Do you want some more tea,

Eugraph Kuzmitch?"

A heavy, oppressive silence began and lasted fully five minutes.

Dukoyski silently kept his piercing eyes fixed on Psyekoff's pale

face. The silence was finally broken by the examining magistrate:

"We must go to the house and talk with Maria Ivanovna, the sister of

the deceased. Perhaps she may be able to supply some clews."

Chubikoff and his assistant expressed their thanks for the breakfast,

and went toward the house. They found Klausoff's sister, Maria

Ivanovna, an old maid of forty-five, at prayer before the big case of

family icons. When she saw the portfolios in her guests' hands, and

their official caps, she grew pale.

"Let me begin by apologizing for disturbing, so to speak, your

devotions," began the gallant Chubikoff, bowing and scraping. "We have

come to you with a request. Of course, you have heard already. There

is a suspicion that your dear brother, in some way or other, has been

murdered. The will of God, you know. No one can escape death, neither

czar nor plowman. Could you not help us with some clew, some

explanation----?"

"Oh, don't ask me!" said Maria Ivanovna, growing still paler, and

covering her face with her hands. "I can tell you nothing. Nothing! I

beg you! I know nothing--What can I do? Oh, no! no!--not a word about

my brother! If I die, I won't say anything!"

Maria Ivanovna began to weep, and left the room. The investigators

looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and beat a retreat.

"Confound the woman!" scolded Dukovski, going out of the house. "It is

clear she knows something, and is concealing it! And the chambermaid

has a queer expression too! Wait, you wretches! We'll ferret it all

out!"

In the evening Chubikoff and his deputy, lit on their road by the pale

moon, wended their way homeward. They sat in their carriage and

thought over the results of the day. Both were tired and kept silent.

Chubikoff was always unwilling to talk while traveling, and the

talkative Dukovski remained silent, to fall in with the elder man's

humor. But at the end of their journey the deputy could hold in no

longer, and said:

"It is quite certain," he said, "that Nicholas had something to do

with the matter. _Non dubitandum est!_ You can see by his face what

sort of a case he is! His alibi betrays him, body and bones. But it is

also certain that he did not set the thing going. He was only the

stupid hired tool. You agree? And the humble Psyekoff was not without

some slight share in the matter. His dark blue breeches, his

agitation, his lying behind the stove in terror after the murder, his

alibi and--Aquilina----"

"'Grind away, Emilian; it's your week!' So, according to you, whoever

knew Aquilina is the murderer! Hot-head! You ought to be sucking a

bottle, and not handling affairs! You were one of Aquilina's admirers

yourself--does it follow that you are implicated too?"

"Aquilina was cook in your house for a month. I am saying nothing

about that! The night before that Saturday I was playing cards with

you, and saw you, otherwise I should be after you too! It isn't the

woman that matters, old chap! It is the mean, nasty, low spirit of

jealousy that matters. The retiring young man was not pleased when

they got the better of him, you see! His vanity, don't you see? He

wanted revenge. Then, those thick lips of his suggest passion. So

there you have it: wounded self-love and passion. That is quite enough

motive for a murder. We have two of them in our hands; but who is the

third? Nicholas and Psyekoff held him, but who smothered him? Psyekoff

is shy, timid, an all-round coward. And Nicholas would not know how to

smother with a pillow. His sort use an ax or a club. Some third person

did the smothering; but who was it?"

Dukovski crammed his hat down over his eyes and pondered. He remained

silent until the carriage rolled up to the magistrate's door.

"Eureka!" he said, entering the little house and throwing off his

overcoat. "Eureka, Nicholas Yermolaïyevitch! The only thing I can't

understand is, how it did not occur to me sooner! Do you know who the

third person was?"

"Oh, for goodness sake, shut up! There is supper! Sit down to your

evening meal!"

The magistrate and Dukovski sat down to supper. Dukovski poured

himself out a glass of vodka, rose, drew himself up, and said, with

sparkling eyes:

"Well, learn that the third person, who acted in concert with that

scoundrel Psyekoff, and did the smothering, was a woman! Yes-s! I

mean--the murdered man's sister, Maria Ivanovna!"

Chubikoff choked over his vodka, and fixed his eyes on Dukovski.

"You aren't--what's-its-name? Your head isn't what-do-you-call-it? You

haven't a pain in it?"

"I am perfectly well! Very well, let us say that I am crazy; but how

do you explain her confusion when we appeared? How do you explain her

unwillingness to give us any information? Let us admit that these are

trifles. Very well! All right! But remember their relations. She

detested her brother. She never forgave him for living apart from his

wife. She is of the Old Faith, while in her eyes he is a godless

profligate. There is where the germ of her hate was hatched. They say

he succeeded in making her believe that he was an angel of Satan. He

even went in for spiritualism in her presence!"

"Well, what of that?"

"You don't understand? She, as a member of the Old Faith, murdered him

through fanaticism. It was not only that she was putting to death a

weed, a profligate--she was freeing the world of an antichrist!--and

there, in her opinion, was her service, her religious achievement! Oh,

you don't know those old maids of the Old Faith. Read Dostoyevsky! And

what does Lyeskoff say about them, or Petcherski? It was she, and

nobody else, even if you cut me open. She smothered him! O treacherous

woman! wasn't that the reason why she was kneeling before the icons,

when we came in, just to take our attention away? 'Let me kneel down

and pray,' she said to herself, 'and they will think I am tranquil and

did not expect them!' That is the plan of all novices in crime,

Nicholas Yermolaïyevitch, old pal! My dear old man, won't you intrust

this business to me? Let me personally bring it through! Friend, I

began it and I will finish it!"

Chubikoff shook his head and frowned.

"We know how to manage difficult matters ourselves," he said; "and

your business is not to push yourself in where you don't belong. Write

from dictation when you are dictated to; that is your job!"

Dukovski flared up, banged the door, and disappeared.

"Clever rascal!" muttered Chubikoff, glancing after him. "Awfully

clever! But too much of a hothead. I must buy him a cigar case at the

fair as a present."

The next day, early in the morning, a young man with a big head and a

pursed-up mouth, who came from Klausoff's place, was introduced to the

magistrate's office. He said he was the shepherd Daniel, and brought a

very interesting piece of information.

"I was a bit drunk," he said. "I was with my pal till midnight. On my

way home, as I was drunk, I went into the river for a bath. I was

taking a bath, when I looked up. Two men were walking along the dam,

carrying something black. 'Shoo!' I cried at them. They got scared,

and went off like the wind toward Makareff's cabbage garden. Strike me

dead, if they weren't carrying away the master!"

That same day, toward evening, Psyekoff and Nicholas were arrested and

brought under guard to the district town. In the town they were

committed to the cells of the prison.

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