CHAPTER XXVII.

CHEAPSIDE SHOWS AND PAGEANTS.

A Tournament in Cheapside--The Queen in Danger--The Street in

Holiday Attire--The Earliest Civic Show on record--The Water

Processions--A Lord Mayor's Show in Queen Elizabeth's Reign--Gossip

about Lord Mayors' Shows--Splendid Pageants--Royal Visitors at Lord

Mayor's Shows--A Grand Banquet in Guildhall--George III. and the

Lord Mayor's Show--The Lord Mayor's State Coach--The Men in

Armour--Sir Claudius Hunter and Elliston--Stow and the Midsummer

Watch.

We do not hear much in the old chronicles of tournaments and shivered

spears in Cheapside, but of gorgeous pageants much. On coronation days,

and days when our kings rode from the Tower to Westminster, or from

Castle Baynard eastward, Cheapside blossomed at once with flags and

banners, rich tapestry hung from every window, and the very gutters ran

with wine, so loyal and generous were the citizens of those early days.

Costume was bright and splendid in the Middle Ages, and heraldry kept

alive the habit of contrasting and mingling colours. Citizens were

wealthy, and, moreover, lavish of their wealth.

In these processions and pageants, Cheapside was always the very centre

of the show. There velvets and silks trailed; there jewels shone; there

spearheads and axe-heads glittered; there breastplates and steel caps

gleamed; there proud horses fretted; there bells clashed; there the mob

clamoured; there proud, warlike, and beautiful faces showed, uncapped

and unveiled, to the seething, jostling people; and there mayor and

aldermen grew hottest, bowed most, and puffed out with fullest dignity.

In order to celebrate the birth of the heir of England (the Black

Prince, 1330), a great tournament was proclaimed in London. Philippa and

all the female nobility were invited to be present. Thirteen knights

were engaged on each side, and the tournament was held in Cheapside,

between Wood Street and Queen Street; the highway was covered with sand,

to prevent the horses' feet from slipping, and a grand temporary wooden

tower was erected, for the accommodation of the Queen and her ladies.

But scarcely had this fair company entered the tower, when the

scaffolding suddenly gave way, and all present fell to the ground with

the Queen. Though no one was injured, all were terribly frightened, and

great confusion ensued. When the young king saw the peril of his wife,

he flew into a tempest of rage, and vowed that the careless carpenters

who had constructed the building should instantly be put to death.

Whether he would thus far have stretched the prerogative of an English

sovereign can never be known (says Miss Strickland), for his angelic

partner, scarcely recovered from the terror of her fall, threw herself

on her knees before the incensed king, and so effectually pleaded for

the pardon of the poor men, that Edward became pacified, and forgave

them.

When the young princess, Anne of Bohemia, the first wife of the royal

prodigal, Richard II., entered London, a castle with towers was erected

at the upper end of Cheapside. On the wooden battlements stood fair

maidens, who blew gold leaf on the King, Queen, and retinue, so that the

air seemed filled with golden butterflies. This pretty device was much

admired. The maidens also threw showers of counterfeit gold coins before

the horses' feet of the royal cavalcade, while the two sides of the

tower ran fountains of red wine.

On the great occasion when this same Anne, who had by this time supped

full of troubles, and by whose entreaties the proud, reckless young

king, who had, as it were, excommunicated the City and now forgave it,

came again into Chepe, red and white wine poured in fountains from a

tower opposite the Great Conduit. The King and Queen were served from

golden cups, and at the same place an angel flew down in a cloud, and

presented costly golden circlets to Richard and his young wife.

Two days before the opening of Parliament, in 1423, Katherine of Valois,

widow of Henry V., entered the city in a chair of state, with her child

sitting on her knee. When they arrived at the west door of St. Paul's

Cathedral, the Duke Protector lifted the infant king from his chair and

set him on his feet, and, with the Duke of Exeter, led him between them

up the stairs going into the choir; then, having knelt at the altar for

a time, the child was borne into the churchyard, there set upon a fair

courser, and so conveyed through Cheapside to his own manor of

Kennington.

Time went on, and the weak young king married the fair amazon of France,

the revengeful and resolute Margaret of Anjou. At the marriage pageant

maidens acted, at the Cheapside conduit, a play representing the five

wise and five foolish virgins. Years after, the corpse of the same king

passed along the same street; but no huzzas, no rejoicing now. It was on

the day after the restoration of Edward IV., when people dared not speak

above a breath of what might be happening in the Tower, that the corpse

of Henry VI. was borne through Cheapside to St. Paul's, barefaced, on a

bier, so that all might see it, though it was surrounded by more brown

bills and glaives than torches.

By-and-by, after the fierce retribution of Bosworth, came the Tudors,

culminating and ending with Elizabeth.

As Elizabeth of York (Henry VII.'s consort) went from the Tower to

Westminster to be crowned, the citizens hung velvets and cloth of gold

from the windows in Chepe, and stationed children, dressed like angels,

to sing praises to the Queen as she passed by. When the Queen's corpse

was conveyed from the Tower, where she died, in Cheapside were stationed

thirty-seven virgins, the number corresponding with the Queen's age, all

dressed in white, wearing chaplets of white and green, and bearing

lighted tapers.

As Anne Boleyn, during her short felicity, proceeded from the Tower to

Westminster, on the eve of her coronation, the conduit of Cheapside ran,

at one end white wine, and at the other red. At Cheapside Cross stood

all the aldermen, from amongst whom advanced Master Walter, the City

Recorder, who presented the Queen with a purse, containing a thousand

marks of gold, which she very thankfully accepted, with many goodly

words. At the Little Conduit of Cheapside was a rich pageant, full of

melody and song, where Pallas, Venus, and Juno gave the Queen an apple

of gold, divided into three compartments, typifying wisdom, riches, and

felicity.

When Queen Elizabeth, young, happy and regal, proceeded through the City

the day before her coronation, as she passed through Cheapside, she

smiled; and being asked the reason, she replied, "Because I have just

heard one say in the crowd, 'I remember old King Harry the Eighth.'"

When she came to the grand allegory of Time and Truth, at the Little

Conduit, in Cheapside, she asked, who an old man was that sat with his

scythe and hour-glass. She was told "Time." "Time?" she repeated; "and

Time has brought me here!"

In this pageant she spied that Truth held a Bible, in English, ready for

presentation to her; and she bade Sir John Perrot (the knight nearest to

her, who held up her canopy, and a kinsman, afterwards beheaded) to step

forward and receive it for her; but she was informed such was not the

regular manner of presentation, for it was to be let down into her

chariot by a silken string. She therefore told Sir John Perrot to stay;

and at the proper crisis, some verses being recited by Truth, the book

descended, "and the Queen received it in both her hands, kissed it,

clasped it to her bosom, and thanked the City for this present,

esteemed above all others. She promised to read it diligently, to the

great comfort of the bystanders." All the houses in Cheapside were

dressed with banners and streamers, and the richest carpets, stuffs, and

cloth of gold tapestried the streets. At the upper end of Chepe, the

Recorder presented the Queen, from the City, with a handsome crimson

satin purse, containing a thousand marks in gold, which she most

graciously pocketed. There were trumpeters at the Standard in Chepe, and

the City waits stood at the porch of St. Peter's, Cornhill. The City

companies stretched in rows from Fenchurch Street to the Little Conduit

in Chepe, behind rails, which were hung with cloth.

On an occasion when James I. and his wife visited the City, at the

Conduit, Cheapside, there was a grand display of tapestry, gold cloth,

and silks; and before the structure "a handsome apprentice was

appointed, whose part it was to walk backwards and forwards, as if

outside a shop, in his flat cap and usual dress, addressing the

passengers with his usual cry for custom of, 'What d'ye lack, gentles?

What will you buy? silks, satins, or taff--taf--fetas?' He then broke

into premeditated verse:--

"'But stay, bold tongue! I stand at giddy gaze!

Be dim, mine eyes! What gallant train are here,

That strikes minds mute, puts good wits in a maze?

Oh! 'tis our King, royal King James, I say!

Pass on in peace, and happy be thy way;

Live long on earth, and England's sceptre sway,'" &c.

Henrietta Maria, that pretty, wilful queen of Charles I., accompanied by

the Duke of Buckingham and Bassompierre, the French ambassador, went to

what the latter calls _Shipside_, to view the Lord Mayor's procession.

She also came to a masquerade at the Temple, in the costume of a City

lady. Mistress Bassett, the great lace-woman of Cheapside, went foremost

of the Court party at the Temple carnival, and led the Queen by the

hand.

But what are royal processions to the Lord Mayor's Show?

The earliest civic show on record, writes Mr. Fairholt, who made a

specialty of this subject, took place in 1236, on the passage of Henry

III. and Eleanor of Provence through the City to Westminster. They were

escorted by the mayor, aldermen, and 360 mounted citizens, apparelled in

robes of embroidered silk, and each carrying in their hands a cup of

gold or silver, in token of the privilege claimed by the City for the

lord mayor to officiate as chief butler at the king's coronation. On the

return of Edward I. from the Holy Land the citizens, in the wildness of

their loyalty, threw, it is said, handfuls of gold and silver out of

window to the crowd. It was on the return of the same king from his

Scotch victories that the earliest known City pageant took place. Each

guild had its show. The Fishmongers had gilt salmon and sturgeon, drawn

by eight horses, and six-and-forty knights riding seahorses, followed by

St. Magnus (it was St. Magnus' day), with 1,000 horsemen.

Mr. Fairholt proved from papers still preserved by the Grocers' Company

that water processions took place at least nineteen years earlier than

the usual date (1453) set down for their commencement. Sir John Norman

is mentioned by the City poet as the first Lord Mayor that rowed to

Westminster. He had silver oars, and so delighted the London watermen

that they wrote a ballad about him, of which two lines only still

exist--

"Row thy boat, Norman,

Row to thy leman."

In the troublous reign of Henry VI. the Goldsmiths made a special stand

for their privileges on Lord Mayor's day. They complained loudly that

they had always ridden with the mayor to Westminster and back, and that

on their return to Chepe they sit on horseback "above the Cross afore

the Goldsmiths' Row; but that on the morrow of the Apostles Simon and

Jude, when they came to their stations, they found the Butchers had

forestalled them, who would not budge for all the prayers of the wardens

of the Goldsmiths, and hence had arisen great variance and strife." The

two guilds submitted to the Lord Mayor's arbitration, whereupon the

Mayor ruled that the Goldsmiths should retain possession of their

ancient stand.

The first Lord Mayor's pageant described by the old chroniclers is that

when Anne Boleyn "came from Greenwich to Westminster on her coronation

day, and the Mayor went to serve her as chief butler, according to

ancient custom." Hall expressly says that the water procession on that

occasion resembled that of Lord Mayor's Day. The Mayor's barge, covered

with red cloth (blue except at royal ceremonies), was garnished with

goodly banners and streamers, and the sides hung with emblazoned

targets. In the barge were "shalms, shagbushes, and divers other

instruments, which continually made goodly harmony." Fifty barges,

filled with the various companies, followed, marshalled and kept in

order by three light wherries with officers. Before the Mayor's barge

came another barge, full of ordnance and containing a huge dragon

(emblematic of the Rouge Dragon in the Tudor arms), which vomited wild

fire; and round about it stood terrible monsters and savages, also

vomiting fire, discharging squibs, and making "hideous noises." By the

side of the Mayor's barge was the bachelors' barge, in which were

trumpeters and other musicians. The decks of the Mayor's barge, and the

sail-yards, and top-castles were hung with flags and rich cloth of gold

and silver. At the head and stern were two great banners, with the royal

arms in beaten gold. The sides of the barge were hung with flags and

banners of the Haberdashers' and Merchant Adventurers' Companies (the

Lord Mayor, Sir Stephen Peacock, was a haberdasher). On the outside of

the barge shone three dozen illuminated royal escutcheons. On the left

hand of this barge came another boat, in which was a pageant. A white

falcon, crowned, stood upon a mount, on a golden rock, environed with

white and red roses (Anne Boleyn's device), and about the mount sat

virgins, "singing and playing sweetly." The Mayor's company, the

Haberdashers, came first, then the Mercers, then the Grocers, and so on,

the barges being garnished with banners and hung with arras and rich

carpets. In 1566-7 the water procession was very costly, and seven

hundred pounds of gunpowder were burned. This is the first show of which

a detailed account exists, and it is to be found recorded in the books

of the Ironmongers' Company.

[Illustration: THE LORD MAYOR'S PROCESSION. (From Hogarth's "Industrious

Apprentice.") (_See page 323._)]

[Illustration: THE MARRIAGE PROCESSION OF ANNE BOLEYN (_see page 316_).]

A curious and exact description of a Lord Mayor's procession in

Elizabeth's reign, written by William Smith, a London haberdasher in

1575, is still extant. The day after Simon and Jude the Mayor went by

water to Westminster, attended by the barges of all the companies,

duly marshalled and hung with emblazoned shields. On their return they

landed at Paul's Wharf, where they took horse, "and in great pomp passed

through the great street of the city called Cheapside." The road was

cleared by beadles and men dressed as devils, and wild men, whose clubs

discharged squibs. First came two great standards, bearing the arms of

the City and of the Lord Mayor's company; then two drums, a flute, and

an ensign of the City, followed by seventy or eighty poor men, two by

two, in blue gowns with red sleeves, each one bearing a pike and a

target, with the arms of the Lord Mayor's company. These were succeeded

by two more banners, a set of hautboys playing; after these came

wyfflers, or clearers of the way, in velvet coats and gold chains, and

with white staves in their hands. After the pageant itself paced sixteen

trumpeters, more wyfflers to clear the way, and after them the

bachelors--sixty, eighty, or one hundred--of the Lord Mayor's company,

in long gowns, with crimson satin hoods. These bachelors were to wait on

the Mayor. Then followed twelve more trumpeters and the drums and flutes

of the City, an ensign of the Mayor's company, the City waits in blue

gowns, red sleeves, and silver chains; then the honourable livery, in

long robes, each with his hood, half black, half red, on his left

shoulder. After them came sheriffs' officers and Mayor's officers, the

common serjeant, and the chamberlain. Before the Mayor went the

swordbearer in his cap of honour, the sword, in a sheath set with

pearls, in his right hand; while on his left came the common cryer, with

the great gilt club and a mace on his shoulder. The Mayor wore a long

scarlet gown, with black velvet hood and rich gold collar about his

neck; and with him rode that fallen dignitary, the ex-Mayor. Then

followed all the aldermen, in scarlet gowns and black velvet tippets,

those that had been mayors wearing gold chains. The two sheriffs came

last of all, in scarlet gowns and gold chains. About one thousand

persons sat down to dinner at Guildhall--a feast which cost the Mayor

and the two sheriffs L400, whereof the Mayor disbursed L200. Immediately

after dinner they went to evening prayer at St. Paul's, the poor men

aforementioned carrying torches and targets. The dinner still continues

to be eaten, but the service at St. Paul's, as interfering with

digestion, was abandoned after the Great Fire. In the evening farewell

speeches were made to the Lord Mayor by allegorical personages, and

painted posts were set up at his door.

One of the most gorgeous Lord Mayor's shows was that of 1616 (James I.)

devised by Anthony Munday, one of the great band of Shakesperean

dramatists, who wrote plays in partnership with Drayton. The drawings

for the pageant are still in the possession of the Fishmongers' Company.

The new mayor was John Leman, a member of that body (knighted during his

mayoralty). The first pageant represented a buss, or Dutch fishing-boat,

on wheels. The fishermen in it were busy drawing up nets full of live

fish and throwing them to the people. On the mast and at the head of the

boat were the insignia of the company--St. Peter's keys and two arms

supporting a crown. The second pageant was a gigantic crowned dolphin,

ridden by Arion. The third pageant was the king of the Moors riding on a

golden leopard, and scattering gold and silver freely round him. He was

attended by six tributary kings in gilt armour on horseback, each

carrying a dart and gold and silver ingots. This pageant was in honour

of the Fishmongers' brethren, the Goldsmiths. The fourth pageant was the

usual pictorial pun on the Lord Mayor's name and crest. The car bore a

large lemon-tree full of golden fruit, with a pelican in her nest

feeding her young (proper). At the top of the tree sat five children,

representing the five senses. The boys were dressed as women, each with

her emblem--Seeing, by an eagle; Hearing, by a hart; Touch, by a spider;

Tasting, by an ape; and Smelling, by a dog. The fifth pageant was Sir

William Walworth's bower, which was hung with the shields of all lord

mayors who had been Fishmongers. Upon a tomb within the bower was laid

the effigy in knightly armour of Sir William, the slayer of Wat Tyler.

Five mounted knights attended the car, and a mounted man-at-arms bore

Wat Tyler's head upon a dagger. In attendance were six trumpeters and

twenty-four halberdiers, arrayed in light blue silk, emblazoned with the

Fishmongers' arms on the breast and Walworth's on the back. Then

followed an angel with golden wings and crown, riding on horseback, who,

on the Lord Mayor's approach, with a golden rod awoke Sir William from

his long sleep, and the two then became speakers in the interlude.

The great central pageant was a triumphal car drawn by two mermen and

two mermaids. In the highest place sat a guardian angel defending the

crown of Richard II., who sat just below her. Under the king sat female

personifications of the royal virtues, Truth, Virtue, Honour,

Temperance, Fortitude, Zeal, Equity, Conscience, beating down Treason

and Mutiny, the two last being enacted "by burly men." In a seat

corresponding with the king's sat Justice, and below her Authority, Law,

Vigilance, Peace, Plenty, and Discipline.

Shirley, the dramatist (Charles I.) has described the Show in his

"Contention for Honour and Riches" (1633). Clod, a sturdy countryman,

exclaims, "I am plain Clod; I care not a beanstalk for the best _what

lack you_ on you all. No, not the next day after Simon and Jude, when

you go a-feasting to Westminster with your galley-foist and your

pot-guns, to the very terror of the paper whales; when you land in

shoals, and make the understanders in Cheapside wonder to see ships swim

on men's shoulders; when the fencers flourish and make the king's liege

people fall down and worship the devil and St. Dunstan; when your

whifflers are hanged in chains, and Hercules Club spits fire about the

pageants, though the poor children catch cold that shone like painted

cloth, and are only kept alive with sugar-plums; with whom, when the

word is given, you march to Guildhall, with every man his spoon in his

pocket, where you look upon the giants, and feed like Saracens, till you

have no stomach to go to St. Paul's in the afternoon. I have seen your

processions, and heard your lions and camels make speeches, instead of

grace before and after dinner. I have heard songs, too, or something

like 'em; but the porters have had all the burden, who were kept sober

at the City charge two days before, to keep time and tune with their

feet; for, brag what you will of your charge, all your pomp lies upon

their back." In "Honoria and Memoria," 1652, Shirley has again repeated

this humorous and graphic description of the land and water pageants of

the good citizens of the day; he has, however, abridged the general

detail, and added some degree of indelicacy to his satire. He alludes to

the wild men that cleared the way, and their fireworks, in these words:

"I am not afeard of your green Robin Hoods, that fright with fiery club

your pitiful spectators, that take pains to be stifled, and adore the

wolves and camels of your company."

Pepys, always curious, always chatty, has, of course, several notices of

Lord Mayors' shows; for instance:--

"Oct. 29th, 1660 (Restoration year).--I up early, it being my Lord

Mayor's day (Sir Richard Browne), and neglecting my office, I went to

the Wardrobe, where I met my Lady Sandwich and all the children; and

after drinking of some strange and incomparably good clarett of Mr.

Remball's, he and Mr. Townsend did take us, and set the young lords at

one Mr. Nevill's, a draper in Paul's Churchyard; and my lady and my Lady

Pickering and I to one Mr. Isaacson's, a linendraper at the 'Key,' in

Cheapside, where there was a company of fine ladies, and we were very

civilly treated, and had a very good place to see the pageants, which

were many, and I believe good for such kind of things, but in themselves

but poor and absurd. The show being done, we got to Paul's with much

ado, and went on foot with my Lady Pickering to her lodging, which was a

poor one in Blackfryars, where she never invited me to go in at all,

which methought was very strange. Lady Davis is now come to our next

lodgings, and she locked up the lead's door from me, which puts me in

great disquiet.

"Oct. 29, 1663.--Up, it being Lord Mayor's Day (Sir Anthony Bateman).

This morning was brought home my new velvet cloak--that is, lined with

velvet, a good cloth the outside--the first that ever I had in my life,

and I pray God it may not be too soon that I begin to wear it. I thought

it better to go without it because of the crowde, and so I did not wear

it. At noon I went to Guildhall, and, meeting with Mr. Proby, Sir R.

Ford's son, and Lieutenant-Colonel Baron, a City commander, we went up

and down to see the tables, where under every salt there was a bill of

fare, and at the end of the table the persons proper for the table. Many

were the tables, but none in the hall but the mayor's and the lords of

the privy council that had napkins or knives, which was very strange. We

went into the buttry, and there stayed and talked, and then into the

hall again, and there wine was offered and they drunk, I only drinking

some hypocras, which do not break my vowe, it being, to the best of my

present judgment, only a mixed compound drink, and not any wine. If I am

mistaken, God forgive me! But I do hope and think I am not. By-and-by

met with Creed, and we with the others went within the several courts,

and there saw the tables prepared for the ladies, and judges, and

bishops--all great signs of a great dining to come. By-and-by, about one

o'clock, before the Lord Mayor come, came into the hall, from the room

where they were first led into, the Chancellor, Archbishopp before him,

with the Lords of the Council, and other bishopps, and they to dinner.

Anon comes the Lord Mayor, who went up to the lords, and then to the

other tables, to bid wellcome; and so all to dinner. I sat near Proby,

Baron, and Creed, at the merchant strangers' table, where ten good

dishes to a messe, with plenty of wine of all sorts, of which I drank

none; but it was very unpleasing that we had no napkins nor change of

trenchers, and drunk out of earthen pitchers and wooden dishes. It

happened that after the lords had half dined, came the French ambassador

up to the lords' table, where he was to have sat; he would not sit down

nor dine with the Lord Mayor, who was not yet come, nor have a table to

himself, which was offered, but, in a discontent, went away again. After

I had dined, I and Creed rose and went up and down the house, and up to

the ladies' room, and there stayed gazing upon them. But though there

were many and fine, both young and old, yet I could not discern one

handsome face there, which was very strange. I expected musique, but

there was none, but only trumpets and drums, which displeased me. The

dinner, it seems, is made by the mayor and two sheriffs for the time

being, the Lord Mayor paying one half, and they the other; and the

whole, Proby says, is reckoned to come to about seven or eight hundred

at most. Being wearied with looking at a company of ugly women, Creed

and I went away, and took coach, and through Cheapside, and there saw

the pageants, which were very silly. The Queene mends apace, they say,

but yet talks idle still."

In 1672 "London Triumphant, or the City in Jollity and Splendour," was

the title of Jordan's pageant for Sir Robert Hanson, of the Grocers'

Company. The Mayor, just against Bow Church, was saluted by three

pageants; on the two side stages were placed two griffins (the

supporters of the Grocers' arms), upon which were seated two negroes,

Victory and Gladness attending; while in the centre or principal stage

behind reigned Apollo, surrounded by Fame, Peace, Justice, Aurora,

Flora, and Ceres. The god addressed the Mayor in a very high-flown

strain of compliment, saying--

"With Oriental eyes I come to see,

And gratulate this great solemnitie.

It hath been often said, so often done,

That all men will worship the rising sun.

(_He rises._)

Such are the blessings of his beams. But now

The rising sun, my lord, doth worship you."

(_Apollo bows politely to the Lord Mayor._)

Next was displayed a wilderness, with moors planting and labouring,

attended by three pipers and several kitchen musicians that played upon

tongs, gridirons, keys, "and other such like confused musick." Above

all, upon a mound, sat America, "a proper masculine woman, with a tawny

face," who delivered a lengthy speech, which concluded the exhibition

for that day.

In 1676 the pageant in Cheapside, which dignified Sir Thomas Davies'

accession as Lord Mayor, was "a Scythian chariot of triumph," in which

sat a fierce Tamburlain, of terrible aspect and morose disposition, who

was, however, very civil and complimentary upon the present occasion.

He was attended by Discipline, bearing the king's banner, Conduct that

of the Mayor, Courage that of the City, while Victory displayed the flag

of the Drapers' Company. The lions of the Drapers' arms drew the car,

led by "Asian captive princes, in royal robes and crowns of gold, and

ridden by two negro princes." The third pageant was "Fortune's Bower,"

in which the goddess sat with Prosperity, Gladness, Peace, Plenty,

Honour, and Riches. A lamb stood in front, on which rode a boy, "holding

the banner of the Virgin." The fourth pageant was a kind of "chase,"

full of shepherds and others preparing cloth, dancing, tumbling, and

curvetting, being intended to represent confusion.

In the show of 1672 two giants, Gogmagog and Corineus, fifteen feet high

(whose ancestors were probably destroyed in the Great Fire), appeared in

two chariots, "merry, happy, and taking tobacco, to the great admiration

and delight of all the spectators." Their predecessors are spoken of by

Marston, the dramatist, Stow, and Bishop Corbet. In 1708 (says Mr.

Fairholt) the present Guildhall giants were carved by Richard Saunders.

In 1837 Alderman Lucas exhibited two wickerwork copies of Gog and Magog,

fourteen feet high, their faces on a level with the first-floor windows

of Cheapside, and these monstrosities delighted the crowd.

In 1701 (William III.) Sir William Gore, mercer, being Lord Mayor,

displayed at his pageant the famous "maiden chariot" of the Mercers'

Company. It was drawn by nine white horses, ridden by nine allegorical

personages--four representing the four quarters of the world, the other

five the retinue of Fame--and all sounding remorselessly on silver

trumpets. Fourteen pages, &c., attended the horses, while twenty lictors

in silver helmets and forty attendants cleared a way for the procession.

The royal virgin in the chariot was attended by Truth and Mercy, besides

kettle-drummers and trumpeters. The quaintest thing was that at the

Guildhall banquet the virgin, surrounded by all her ladies and pages,

dined in state at a separate table.

The last Lord Mayor's pageant of the old school was in 1702 (Queen

Anne), when Sir Samuel Dashwood, vintner, entertained her Majesty at the

Guildhall. Poor Elkanah Settle (Pope's butt) wrote the _libretto_, in

hopes to revive a festival then "almost dropping into oblivion." On his

return from Westminster, the Mayor was met at the Blackfriars Stairs by

St. Martin, patron of the Vintners, in rich armour and riding a white

steed. The generous saint was attended by twenty dancing satyrs, with

tambourines; ten halberdiers, with rustic music; and ten Roman lictors.

At St. Paul's Churchyard the saint made a stand, and, drawing his

sword, cut off half his crimson scarf, and gave it to some beggars and

cripples who importuned him for charity. The pageants were fanciful

enough, and poor Settle must have cudgelled his dull brains well for it.

The first was an Indian galleon crowded by Bacchanals wreathed with

vines. On the deck of the grape-hung vessel sat Bacchus himself,

"properly drest." The second pageant was the chariot of Ariadne, drawn

by panthers. Then came St. Martin, as a bishop in a temple, and next

followed "the Vintage," an eight-arched structure, with termini of

satyrs and ornamented with vines. Within was a bar, with a beautiful

person keeping it, with drawers (waiters), and gentlemen sitting

drinking round a tavern table. On seeing the Lord Mayor, the bar-keeper

called to the drawers--

"Where are your eyes and ears?

See there what honourable _gent_ appears!

Augusta's great Praetorian lord--but hold!

Give me a goblet of true Orient mould.

And with," &c.

In 1727, the first year of the reign of King George II., the king,

queen, and royal family having received a humble invitation from the

City to dine at Guildhall, their Majesties, the Princess Royal, and her

Royal Highness the Princess Carolina, came into Cheapside about three

o'clock in the afternoon, attended by the great officers of the court

and a numerous train of the nobility and gentry in their coaches, the

streets being lined from Temple Bar by the militia of London, and the

balconies adorned with tapestry. Their Majesties and the princesses saw

the Lord Mayor's procession from a balcony near Bow Church. Hogarth has

introduced a later royal visitor--Frederick, Prince of Wales--in a

Cheapside balcony, hung with tapestry, in his "Industrious and Idle

Apprentices" (plate xii.). A train-band man in the crowd is firing off a

musket to express his delight.

Sir Samuel Fludyer, Lord Mayor of London in the year 1761, the year of

the marriage of good King George III., appears to have done things with

thoroughness. In a contemporary chronicle we find a very sprightly

narrative of Sir Samuel's Lord Mayor's show, in which the king and

queen, with "the rest of the royal family," participated--their

Majesties, indeed, not getting home from the Guildhall ball until two in

the morning. Our sight-seer was an early riser. He found the morning

foggy, as is common to this day in London about the 9th of November, but

soon the fog cleared away, and the day was brilliantly fine--an

exception, he notes, to what had already, in his time, become

proverbial that the Lord Mayor's day is almost invariably a bad one. He

took boat on the Thames, that he might accompany the procession of state

barges on their way to Westminster. He reports "the silent highway" as

being quite covered with boats and gilded barges. The barge of the

Skinners' Company was distinguished by the outlandish dresses of

strange-spotted skins and painted hides worn by the rowers. The barge

belonging to the Stationers' Company, after having passed through one of

the narrow arches of Westminster Bridge, and tacked about to do honour

to the Lord Mayor's landing, touched at Lambeth and took on board, from

the archbishop's palace, a hamper of claret--the annual tribute of

theology to learning. The tipple must have been good, for our chronicler

tells us that it was "constantly reserved for the future regalement of

the master, wardens, and court of assistants, and not suffered to be

shared by the common crew of liverymen." He did not care to witness the

familiar ceremony of swearing in the Lord Mayor in Westminster Hall, but

made the best of his way to the Temple Stairs, where it was the custom

of the Lord Mayor to land on the conclusion of the aquatic portion of

the pageant. There he found some of the City companies already landed,

and drawn up in order in Temple Lane, between two rows of the

train-bands, "who kept excellent discipline." Other of the companies

were wiser in their generation; they did not land prematurely to cool

their heels in Temple Lane, while the royal procession was passing along

the Strand, but remained on board their barges regaling themselves

comfortably. The Lord Mayor encountered good Samaritans in the shape of

the master and benchers of the Temple, who invited him to come on shore

and lunch with them in the Temple Hall.

Every house from Temple Bar to Guildhall was crowded from top to bottom,

and many had scaffoldings besides; carpets and rich hangings were hung

out on the fronts all the way along; and our friend notes that the

citizens were not mercenary, but "generously accommodated their friends

and customers gratis, and entertained them in the most elegant manner,

so that though their shops were shut, they might be said to have kept

open house."

[Illustration: FIGURES OF GOG AND MAGOG SET UP IN GUILDHALL AFTER THE

FIRE.]

The royal procession, which set out from St. James's Palace at noon, did

not get to Cheapside until near four, when in the short November day it

must have been getting dark. Our sight-seer, as the royal family passed

his window, counted between twenty and thirty coaches-and-six belonging

to them and to their attendants, besides those of the foreign

ambassadors, officers of state, and the principal nobility. There

preceded their Majesties the Duke of Cumberland, Princess Amelia, the

Duke of York, in a new state coach; the Princes William Henry and

Frederic, the Princess Dowager of Wales, and the Princesses Augusta and

Caroline in one coach, preceded by twelve footmen with black caps,

followed by guards and a grand retinue. The king and queen were in

separate coaches, and had separate retinues. Our friend in the window of

the "Queen's Arms" was in luck's way. From a booth at the eastern end of

the churchyard the children of Christ Church Hospital paid their

respects to their Majesties, the senior scholar of the grammar school

reciting a lengthy and loyal address, after which the boys chanted "God

Save the King." At last the royal family got to the house of Mr.

Barclay, the Quaker, from the balcony of which, hung with crimson silk

damask, they were to see, with what daylight remained, the civic

procession that presently followed; but in the interval came Mr. Pitt,

in his chariot, accompanied by Earl Temple. The great commoner was then

in the zenith of his popularity, and our sight-seer narrates how, "at

every step, the mob clung about every part of the vehicle, hung upon the

wheels, hugged his footmen, and even kissed his horses. There was an

universal huzza, and the gentlemen at the windows and the balconies

waved their hats, and the ladies their handkerchiefs."

The Lord Mayor's state coach was drawn by six beautiful iron-grey

horses, gorgeously caparisoned, and the companies made a grand

appearance. Even a century ago, however, degeneracy had set in. Our

sight-seer complains that the Armourers' and Braziers', the Skinners'

and Fishmongers' Companies were the only companies that had anything

like the pageantry exhibited of old on the occasion. The Armourers

sported an archer riding erect in his car, having his bow in his left

hand, and his quiver and arrows hanging behind his left shoulder; also a

man in complete armour. The Skinners were distinguished by seven of

their company being dressed in fur, having their skins painted in the

form of Indian princes. The pageant of the Fishmongers consisted of a

statue of St. Peter finely gilt, a dolphin, two mermaids, and a couple

of seahorses; all which duly passed before Georgius Rex as he leaned

over the balcony with his Charlotte by his side.

[Illustration: THE ROYAL BANQUET IN GUILDHALL. _From a Contemporary

Print._ (_See page 326._)]

Our chronicler understood well the strategic movements indispensable to

the zealous sight-seer. As soon as the Lord Mayor's procession had

passed him, he "posted along the back lanes, to avoid the crowd," and

got to the Guildhall in advance of the Lord Mayor. He had procured a

ticket for the banquet through the interest of a friend, who was one

of the committee for managing the entertainment, and also a "mazarine."

It is explained that this was a kind of nickname given to the common

councilmen, on account of their wearing mazarine blue silk gowns. He

learned that the doors of the hall had been first opened at nine in the

morning for the admission of ladies into the galleries, who were the

friends of the committee men, and who got the best places; and

subsequently at twelve for the general reception of all who had a right

to come in. What a terrible spell of waiting those fortunate

unfortunates comprising the earliest batch must have had! The galleries

presented a very brilliant show, and among the company below were all

the officers of state, the principal nobility, and the foreign

ambassadors. The Lord Mayor arrived at half-past six, and the sheriffs

went straight to Mr. Barclay's to conduct the royal family to the hall.

The passage from the hall-gate to steps leading to the King's Bench was

lined by mazarines with candles in their hands, by aldermen in their red

gowns, and gentlemen pensioners with their axes in their hands. At the

bottom of the steps stood the Lord Mayor and the Lady Mayoress, with the

entertainment committee, to receive the members of the royal family as

they arrived. The princes and princesses, as they successively came in,

waited in the body of the hall until their Majesties' entrance. On their

arrival being announced, the Lord Mayor and the Lady Mayoress, as the

chronicler puts it, advanced to the great door of the hall; and at their

Majesties' entrance, the Lord Mayor presented the City sword, which

being returned, he carried before the King, the Queen following, with

the Lady Mayoress behind her. "The music had struck up, but was drowned

in the acclamations of the company; in short, all was life and joy; even

the giants, Gog and Magog, seemed to be almost animated." The King, at

all events, was more than almost animated; he volubly praised the

splendour of the scene, and was very gracious to the Lord Mayor on the

way to the council chamber, followed by the royal family and the

reception committee. This room reached, the Recorder delivered the

inevitable addresses, and the wives and daughters of the aldermen were

presented. These ladies had the honour of being saluted by his Majesty,

and of kissing the Queen's hand, then the sheriffs were knighted, as

also was the brother of the Lord Mayor.

After half an hour's stay in the council chamber, the royal party

returned into the hall, and were conducted to the upper end of it,

called the hustings, where a table was provided for them, at which they

sat by themselves. There had been, it seems, a knotty little question of

etiquette. The ladies-in-waiting on the Queen had claimed the right of

custom to dine at the same table with her Majesty, but this was

disallowed; so they dined at the table of the Lady Mayoress in the

King's Bench. The royal table "was set off with a variety of emblematic

ornaments, beyond description elegant," and a superb canopy was placed

over their Majesties' heads at the upper end. For the Lord Mayor,

aldermen, and their ladies, there was a table on the lower hustings. The

privy councillors, ministers of state, and great nobles dined at a table

on the right of this; the foreign ministers at one on the left. For the

mazarines and the general company there were eight tables laid out in

the body of the hall, while the judges, serjeants, and other legal

celebrities, dined in the old council chamber, and the attendants of the

distinguished visitors were regaled in the Court of Common Pleas.

George and his consort must have got up a fine appetite between noon and

nine o'clock, the hour at which the dinner was served. The aldermen on

the committee acted as waiters at the royal table. The Lord Mayor stood

behind the King, "in quality of chief butler, while the Lady Mayoress

waited on her Majesty" in the same capacity, but soon after seats were

taken they were graciously sent to their seats. The dinner consisted of

three courses, besides the dessert, and the purveyors were Messrs.

Horton and Birch, the same house which in the present day supplies most

of the civic banquets. The illustration which we give on the previous

page is from an old print of the period representing this celebrated

festival, and is interesting not merely on account of the scene which it

depicts, but also as a view of Guildhall at that period.

The bill of fare at the royal table on this occasion is extant, and as

it is worth a little study on the part of modern epicures, we give it

here at full length for their benefit:--

FIRST SERVICE.

Venison, turtle soups, fish of every sort, viz., dorys, mullets,

turbots, tench, soles, &c., nine dishes.

SECOND SERVICE.

A fine roast, ortolans, teals, quails, ruffs, knotts, peachicks,

snipes, partridges, pheasants, &c., nine dishes.

THIRD SERVICE.

Vegetables and made dishes, green peas, green morelles, green

truffles, cardoons, artichokes, ducks' tongues, fat livers, &c.,

eleven dishes.

FOURTH SERVICE.

Curious ornaments in pastry and makes, jellies, blomonges, in

variety of shapes, figures, and colours, nine dishes.

In all, not including the dessert, there were placed on the tables four

hundred and fourteen dishes, hot and cold. Wine was varied and copious.

In the language of the chronicler, "champagne, burgundy, and other

valuable wines were to be had everywhere, and nothing was so scarce as

water." When the second course was being laid on, the toasts began. The

common crier, standing before the royal table, demanded silence, then

proclaimed aloud that their Majesties drank to the health and prosperity

of the Lord Mayor, aldermen, and common council of the City of London.

Then the common crier, in the name of the civic dignitaries, gave the

toast of health, long life, and prosperity to their most gracious

Majesties. After dinner there was no tarrying over the wine-cup. The

royal party retired at once to the council chamber, "where they had

their tea." What became of the rest of the company is not mentioned, but

clearly the Guildhall could have been no place for them. That was

summarily occupied by an army of carpenters. The tables were struck and

carried out. The hustings, where the great folks had dined, and the

floor of which had been covered with rich carpeting, was covered afresh,

and the whole hall rapidly got ready for the ball, with which the

festivities were to conclude. On the return of their majesties, and as

soon as they were seated under the canopy, the ball was opened by the

Duke of York and the Lady Mayoress. It does not appear that the royal

couple took the floor, but "other minuets succeeded by the younger

branches of the royal family with ladies of distinction."

About midnight Georgius Rex, beginning probably to get sleepy with all

this derangement of his ordinarily methodical way of living, signified

his desire to take his departure; but things are not always possible

even when kings are in question. Such was the hurry and confusion

outside--at least that is the reason assigned by the chronicler--that

there was great delay in fetching up the royal carriages to the

Guildhall door. Our own impression is that the coachmen were all drunk,

not excepting the state coachman himself. Their Majesties waited half an

hour before their coach could be brought up, and perhaps, after all the

interchange of civilities, went away in a tantrum at the end. It is

clear the Princess Dowager of Wales did, for she waited some time in the

temporary passage, "nor could she be prevailed on to retire into the

hall." There was no procession on the return from the City. The royal

people trundled home as they best might, and according as their

carriages came to hand. But we are told that on the return journey,

past midnight as it was, the crowd in some places was quite as great as

it had been in the daytime, and that Mr. Pitt was vociferously cheered

all the way to his own door. The King and Queen did not get home to St.

James's till two o'clock in the morning, and it is a confirmation of the

suggestion that the coachman must have been drunk, that in turning under

the gate one of the glasses of their coach was broken by the roof of the

sentry-box. As for the festive people left behind in the Guildhall, they

kept the ball up till three o'clock, and we are told that "the whole was

concluded with the utmost regularity and decorum." Indeed, Sir Samuel

Fludyer's Lord Mayor's day appears to have been a triumphant success.

His Majesty himself, we are told, was pleased to declare "that to be

elegantly entertained he must come into the City." The foreign ministers

in general expressed their wonder, and one of them politely said in

French, that this entertainment was only fit for one king to give to

another.

One of the Barclays has left a pleasant account of this visit of George

III. to the City to see the Lord Mayor's Show:--"The Queen's clothes,"

says the lady, "which were as rich as gold, silver, and silk could make

them, was a suit from which fell a train supported by a little page in

scarlet and silver. The lustre of her stomacher was inconceivable. The

King I think a very personable man. All the princes followed the King's

example in complimenting each of us with a kiss. The Queen was upstairs

three times, and my little darling, with Patty Barclay and Priscilla

Bell, were introduced to her. I was present, and not a little anxious,

on account of my girl, who kissed the Queen's hand with so much grace,

that I thought the Princess Dowager would have smothered her with

kisses. Such a report of her was made to the King, that Miss was sent

for, and afforded him great amusement by saying, 'that she loved the

king, though she must not love fine things, and her grandpapa would not

allow her to make a curtsey." Her sweet face made such an impression on

the Duke of York, that I rejoiced she was only five instead of fifteen.

When he first met her, he tried to persuade Miss to let him introduce

her to the Queen, but she would by no means consent, till I informed her

he was a prince, upon which her little female heart relented, and she

gave him her hand--a true copy of the sex. The King never sat down, nor

did he taste anything during the whole time. Her Majesty drank tea,

which was brought her on a silver waiter by brother John, who delivered

it to the lady in waiting, and she presented it kneeling. The leave they

took of us was such as we might expect from our equals--full of

apologies for our trouble for their entertainment, which they were so

anxious to have explained, that the Queen came up to us as we stood on

one side of the door, and had every word interpreted. My brothers had

the honour of assisting the Queen into her coach. Some of us sat up to

see them return, and the King and Queen took especial notice of us as

they passed. The King ordered twenty-four of his guard to be placed

opposite our door all night, lest any of the canopy should be pulled

down by the mob, in which" (the canopy, it is to be presumed) "there

were 100 yards of silk damask."

"From the above particulars we learn," says Dr. Doran, "that it was

customary for our sovereigns to do honour to industry long before the

period of the Great Exhibition year, which is erroneously supposed to be

the opening of an era when a sort of fraternisation took place between

commerce and the Crown. Under the old reign, too, the honour took a

homely, but not an undignified, and if still a ceremonious, yet a hearty

shape. It may be questioned, if Royalty were to pay a visit to the

family of the present Mr. Barclay, whether the monarch would celebrate

the brief sojourn by kissing all the daughters of 'Barclay and Perkins.'

He might do many things not half so pleasant."

The most important feature of the modern show, says Mr. Fairholt very

truly, is the splendidly carved and gilt coach in which the Lord Mayor

rides; and the paintings that decorate it may be considered as the

relics of the ancient pageants that gave us the living representatives

of the virtues and attributes of the chief magistrate here delineated.

Cipriani was the artist who executed this series of paintings, in 1757;

and they exhibit upon the panel of the right door, Fame presenting the

Mayor to the genius of the City; on the left door, the same genius,

attended by Britannia, who points with her spear to a shield, inscribed

"Henry Fitz-Alwin, 1109." On each side of the doors are painted Truth,

with her mirror; Temperance, holding a bridle; Justice, and Fortitude.

The front panel exhibits Faith and Hope, pointing to St. Paul's; the

back panel Charity, two female figures, typical of Plenty and Riches,

casting money and fruits into her lap--while a wrecked sailor and

sinking ship fill up the background. By the kind permission of the Lord

Mayor we are enabled to give a representation of the ponderous old

vehicle, which is still the centre of attraction every 9th of November.

The carved work of the coach is elaborate and beautiful, consisting of

Cupids supporting the City arms, &c. The roof was formerly ornamented

in the centre with carved work, representing four boys supporting

baskets of fruit, &c. These were damaged by coming into collision with

an archway leading into Blackwall Hall, about fifty years ago; some of

the figures were knocked off, and the group was entirely removed in

consequence. This splendid coach was paid for by a subscription of L60

from each of the junior aldermen, and such as had not passed the civic

chair--its total cost being L1,065 3s. Subsequently each alderman, when

sworn into office, contributed that sum to keep it in repair; for which

purpose, also, each Lord Mayor gave L100, which was allowed to him in

case the cost of the repairs during his mayoralty rendered it requisite.

This arrangement was not, however, complied with for many years; after

which the whole expense fell upon the Lord Mayor, and in one year it

exceeded L300. This outlay being considered an unjust tax upon the mayor

for the time being, the amount over L100 was repaid to him, and the

coach became the property of the corporation, the expenses ever since

being paid by the Committee for General Purposes. Even so early as

twenty years after its construction it was found necessary to repair the

coach at an expense of L335; and the average expense of the repairs

during seven years of the present century is said to have been as much

as L115. Hone justly observes, "All that remains of the Lord Mayor's

Show to remind the curiously-informed of its ancient character, is the

first part of the procession. These are the poor men of the company to

which the Lord Mayor belongs, habited in long gowns and close caps of

the company's colour, bearing shields on their arms, but without

javelins. So many of these lead the show as there are years in the Lord

Mayor's age."

Of a later show "Aleph" gives a pleasant account. "I was about nine

years old," he says, "when from a window on Ludgate Hill I watched the

ponderous mayor's coach, grand and wide, with six footmen standing on

the footboard, rejoicing in bouquets as big as their heads and canes

four feet high, dragged slowly up the hill by a team of be-ribboned

horses, which, as they snorted along, seemed to be fully conscious of

the precious freight in the rear. Cinderella's carriage never could

boast so goodly a driver; his full face, of a dusky or purple red,

swelled out on each side like the breast of a pouting pigeon; his

three-cornered hat was almost hidden by wide gold lace; the flowers in

his vest were full-blown and jolly, like himself; his horsewhip covered

with blue ribbons, rising and falling at intervals merely for form--such

horses were not made to be flogged. Coachee's box was rather a throne

than a seat. Then a dozen gorgeous walking footmen on either hand;

grave marshalmen, treading gingerly, as if they had corns; and City

officers in scarlet, playing at soldiers, but looking anything but

soldierly; two trumpeters before and behind, blowing an occasional

blast....

"How that old coach swayed to and fro, with its dignified elderly

gentlemen and rubicund Lord Mayor, rejoicing in countless turtle

feeds--for, reader, it was Sir William Curtis!...

"As the ark of copper, plate glass, and enamel crept slowly up the

incline, a luckless sweeper-boy (in those days such dwarfed lads were

forced to climb chimneys) sidled up to one of the fore horses, and

sought to detach a pink bow from his mane. The creature felt his honours

diminishing, and turned to snap at the blackee. The sweep screamed, the

horse neighed, the mob shouted, and Sir William turned on his pivot

cushion to learn what the noise meant; and thus we were enabled to gaze

on a Lord Mayor's face. In sooth he was a goodly gentleman, burly, and

with three fingers' depth of fat on his portly person, yet every feature

evinced kindliness and benevolence of no common order."

The men in armour were from time immemorial important features in the

show, and the subjects of many a jest. Hogarth introduces them in one of

his series, "Industry and Idleness," and _Punch_ has cast many a missile

at those disconsolate warriors, who all but perished under their weight

of armour, degenerate race that we are!

The suits of burnished mail, though generally understood to be kindly

lent for the occasion by the custodian of the Tower armoury, seem now

and then to have been borrowed from the playhouse, possibly for the

reason that the imitation accoutrements were more showy and superb than

the real.

This was at any rate the case (says Mr. Dutton Cook) in 1812, when Sir

Claudius Hunter was Lord Mayor, and Mr. Elliston was manager of the

Surrey Theatre. A melodramatic play was in preparation, and for this

special object the manager had provided, at some considerable outlay,

two magnificent suits of brass and steel armour of the fourteenth

century, expressly manufactured for him by Mr. Marriott of Fleet Street.

No expense had been spared in rendering this harness as complete and

splendid as could be. Forthwith Sir Claudius applied to Elliston for the

loan of the new armour to enhance the glories of the civic pageant. The

request was acceded to with the proviso that the suit of steel could

only be lent in the event of the ensuing 9th of November proving free

from damp and fog. No such condition, however, was annexed to the loan

of the brass armour; and it was understood that Mr. John Kemble had

kindly undertaken to furnish the helmets of the knights with costly

plumes, and personally to superintend the arrangement of these

decorations. Altogether, it would seem that the mayor stood much

indebted to the managers, who, willing to oblige, yet felt that their

courtesy was deserving of some sort of public recognition. At least this

was Elliston's view of the matter, who read with chagrin sundry

newspaper paragraphs, announcing that at the approaching inauguration of

Sir Claudius some of the royal armour from the Tower would be exhibited,

but ignoring altogether the loan of the matchless suits of steel and

brass from the Surrey Theatre. The manager was mortified; he could be

generous, but he knew the worth of an advertisement. He expostulated

with the future mayor. Sir Claudius replied that he did not desire to

conceal the transaction, but rather than it should go forth to the world

that so high a functionary as an alderman of London had made a request

to a theatrical manager, he thought it advisable to inform the public

that Mr. Elliston had offered the use of his property for the procession

of the 9th. This was hardly a fair way of stating the case, but at

length the following paragraph, drawn up by Elliston, was agreed upon

for publication in the newspapers:--"We understand that Mr. Elliston has

lent to the Lord Mayor elect the two magnificent suits of armour, one of

steel and the other of brass, manufactured by Marriott of Fleet Street,

and which cost not less than L600. These very curious specimens of the

revival of an art supposed to have been lost will be displayed in the

Lord Mayor's procession, and afterwards in Guildhall, with some of the

royal armour in the Tower." It would seem also, according to another

authority, that the wearers of the armour were members of the Surrey

company.

On the 9th Elliston was absent from London, but he received from one

left in charge of his interests a particular account of the proceedings

of the day:--

"The unhandsome conduct of the Lord Mayor has occasioned me much

trouble, and will give you equal displeasure. In the first place, your

paragraph never would have appeared at all had I not interfered in the

matter; secondly, cropped-tailed hacks had been procured without

housings, so that I was compelled to obtain two trumpeters' horses from

the Horse Guards, long-tailed animals, and richly caparisoned; thirdly,

the helmets which had been delivered at Mr. Kemble's house were not

returned until twelve o'clock on the day of action, with three miserable

feathers in each, which appeared to have been plucked from the draggle

tail of a hunted cock; this I also remedied by sending off at the last

moment to the first plumassier for the hire of proper feathers, and the

helmets were ultimately decorated with fourteen superb plumes; fourthly,

the Lord Mayor's officer, who rode in Henry V. armour, jealous of our

stately aspect, attempted to seize one of our horses, on which your

rider made as gallant a retort as ever knight in armour could have done,

and the assailer was completely foiled."

[Illustration: THE LORD MAYOR'S COACH.]

This was bad enough, but in addition to this the narrator makes further

revelation of the behind-the-scenes secrets of a civic pageant sixty

years ago. On the arrival of the procession it was found that no

accommodation had been arranged for "Mr. Elliston's men," nor were any

refreshments proffered them. "For seven hours they were kept within

Guildhall, where they seem to have been considered as much removed from

the necessities of the flesh as Gog and Magog above their heads." At

length the compassion, or perhaps the sense of humour, of certain of the

diners was moved by the forlorn situation of the knights in armour, and

bumpers of wine were tendered them. The man in steel discreetly declined

this hospitable offer, alleging that after so long a fast he feared the

wine would affect him injuriously. It was whispered that his harness

imprisoned him so completely that eating and drinking were alike

impracticable to him. His comrade in brass made light of these

objections, gladly took the proffered cup into his gauntleted hands, and

"drank the red wine through the helmet barred," as though he had been

one of the famous knights of Branksome Tower. It was soon apparent that

the man in brass was intoxicated. He became obstreperous; he began to

reel and stumble, accoutred as he was, to the hazard of his own bones

and to the great dismay of bystanders. It was felt that his fall might

entail disaster upon many. Attempts were made to remove him, when he

assumed a pugilistic attitude, and resolutely declined to quit the hall.

Nor was it possible to enlist against him the services of his brother

warrior. The man in steel sided with the man in brass, and the two

heroes thus formed a powerful coalition, which was only overcome at last

by the onset of numbers. The scene altogether was of a most scandalous,

if comical, description. It was some time past midnight when Mr.

Marriot, the armourer, arrived at Guildhall, and at length succeeded in

releasing the two half-dead warriors from their coats of mail.

After all, these famous suits of armour never returned to the wardrobe

of the Surrey Theatre, or gleamed upon its stage. From Guildhall they

were taken to Mr. Marriott's workshop. This, with all its contents, was

accidentally consumed by fire. But the armourer's trade had taught him

chivalry. At his own expense, although he had lost some three thousand

pounds by the fire, he provided Elliston with new suits of armour in

lieu of those that had been destroyed. To his outlay the Lord Mayor and

the City authorities contributed--nothing! although but for the

procession of the 9th of November the armour had never been in peril.

The most splendid sight that ever glorified mediaeval Cheapside was the

Midsummer Marching Watch, a grand City display, the description of which

makes even the brown pages of old Stow glow with light and colour,

seeming to rouse in the old London chronicler recollections of his

youth.

[Illustration: THE DEMOLITION OF CHEAPSIDE CROSS. _From an old Print._

(_See page 334._)]

"Besides the standing watches," says Stow, "all in bright harness, in

every ward and street in the City and suburbs, there was also a Marching

Watch, that passed through the principal streets thereof; to wit, from

the Little Conduit, by Paul's Gate, through West Cheap by the _Stocks_,

through Cornhill, by Leaden Hall, to Aldgate; then back down Fenchurch

Street, by Grasse Church, about Grasse Church Conduit, and up Grasse

Church Street into Cornhill, and through into West Cheap again, and so

broke up. The whole way ordered for this Marching Watch extended to

3,200 taylors' yards of assize. For the furniture whereof, with lights,

there were appointed 700 cressets, 500 of them being found by the

Companies, the other 200 by the Chamber of London. Besides the which

lights, every constable in London, in number more than 240, had his

cresset; the charge of every cresset was in light two shillings four

pence; and every cresset had two men, one to bear or hold it, another to

bear a bag with light, and to serve it; so that the poor men pertaining

to the cressets taking wages, besides that every one had a strawen hat,

with a badge painted, and his breakfast, amounted in number to almost

2,000. The Marching Watch contained in number about 2,000 men, part of

them being old soldiers, of skill to be captains, lieutenants,

serjeants, corporals, &c.; whifflers, drummers and fifes, standard and

ensign bearers, demi-launces on great horses, gunners with hand-guns, or

half hakes, archers in coats of white fustian, signed on the breast and

back with the arms of the City, their bows bent in their hands, with

sheafs of arrows by their side; pikemen, in bright corslets, burganets,

&c.; halbards, the like; the billmen in Almain rivets and aprons of mail

in great number.

"This Midsummer Watch was thus accustomed yearly, time out of mind,

until the year 1539, the 31st of Henry VIII.; in which year, on the 8th

of May, a great muster was made by the citizens at the _Mile's End_,

all in bright harness, with coats of white silk or cloth, and chains of

gold, in three great battels, to the number of 15,000; which passed

through London to Westminster, and so through the Sanctuary and round

about the Park of St. James, and returned home through Oldborn.

"King Henry, then considering the great charges of the citizens for the

furniture of this unusual muster, forbad the Marching Watch provided for

at midsummer for that year; which being once laid down, was not raised

again till the year 1548, the second of Edward the Sixth, Sir John

Gresham then being Maior, who caused the Marching Watch, both on the eve

of Saint John Baptist, and of Saint Peter the Apostle, to be revived and

set forth, in as comely order as it had been accustomed.

"In the months of June and July, on the vigil of festival days, and on

the same festival days in the evenings, after the sun-setting, there

were usually made bonefires in the streets, every man bestowing wood or

labour towards them. The wealthier sort, also, before their doors, near

to the said bonefires, would set out tables on the vigils, furnished

with sweet bread and good drink; and on the festival days, with meat and

drink, plentifully; whereunto they would invite their neighbours and

passengers also, to sit and be merry with them in great familiarity,

praising God for his benefits bestowed on them. These were called

Bonefires, as well of good amity amongst neighbours, that being before

at controversie, were there by the labours of others reconciled, and

made of bitter enemies loving friends; as also for the virtue that a

great fire hath to purge the infection of the air. On the vigil of Saint

John Baptist, and on Saint Peter and Paul, the apostles, every man's

door being shadowed with green birch, long fennel, St. John's wort,

orpin, white lillies, and such-like, garnished upon with beautiful

flowers, had also lamps of glass, with oyl burning in them all the

night. Some hung out branches of iron, curiously wrought, containing

hundreds of lamps, lighted at once, which made a goodly show, namely, in

New Fish Street, Thames Street, &c."

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