CHAPTER X.

FLEET STREET TRIBUTARIES.

Dr. Johnson in Bolt Court--His motley Household--His Life

there--Still existing--The gallant "Lumber Troop"--Reform Bill

Riots--Sir Claudius Hunter--Cobbett in Bolt Court--The Bird Boy--The

Private Soldier--In the House--Dr. Johnson in Gough Square--Busy at

the Dictionary--Goldsmith in Wine Office Court--Selling "The Vicar

of Wakefield"--Goldsmith's Troubles--Wine Office Court--The Old

"Cheshire Cheese."

Of all the nooks of London associated with the memory of that good giant

of literature, Dr. Johnson, not one is more sacred to those who love

that great and wise man than Bolt Court. To this monastic court Johnson

came in 1776, and remained till that December day in 1784, when a

procession of all the learned and worthy men who honoured him followed

his body to its grave in the Abbey, near the feet of Shakespeare and by

the side of Garrick. The great scholar, whose ways and sayings, whose

rough hide and tender heart, are so familiar to us--thanks to that

faithful parasite who secured an immortality by getting up behind his

triumphal chariot--came to Bolt Court from Johnson's Court, whither he

had flitted from Inner Temple Lane, where he was living when the young

Scotch barrister who was afterwards his biographer first knew him. His

strange household of fretful and disappointed almspeople seems as well

known as our own. At the head of these pensioners was the daughter of a

Welsh doctor, (a blind old lady named Williams), who had written some

trivial poems; Mrs. Desmoulins, an old Staffordshire lady, her daughter,

and a Miss Carmichael. The relationships of these fretful and

quarrelsome old maids Dr. Johnson has himself sketched, in a letter to

Mr. and Mrs. Thrale:--"Williams hates everybody; Levett hates

Desmoulins, and does not love Williams; Desmoulins hates them both; Poll

(Miss Carmichael) loves none of them." This Levett was a poor eccentric

apothecary, whom Johnson supported, and who seems to have been a

charitable man.

The annoyance of such a menagerie of angular oddities must have driven

Johnson more than ever to his clubs, where he could wrestle with the

best intellects of the day, and generally retire victorious. He had done

nearly all his best work by this time, and was sinking into the sere

and yellow leaf, not, like Macbeth, with the loss of honour, but with

love, obedience, troops of friends, and golden opinions from all sorts

of people. His Titanic labour, the Dictionary, he had achieved chiefly

in Gough Square; his "Rasselas"--that grave and wise Oriental story--he

had written in a few days, in Staple's Inn, to defray the expenses of

his mother's funeral. In Bolt Court he, however, produced his "Lives of

the Poets," a noble compendium of criticism, defaced only by the bitter

Tory depreciation of Milton, and injured by the insertion of many

worthless and the omission of several good poets.

It is pleasant to think of some of the events that happened while

Johnson lived in Bolt Court. Here he exerted himself with all the ardour

of his nature to soothe the last moments of that wretched man, Dr. Dodd,

who was hanged for forgery. From Bolt Court he made those frequent

excursions to the Thrales, at Streatham, where the rich brewer and his

brilliant wife gloried in the great London lion they had captured. To

Bolt Court came Johnson's friends Reynolds and Gibbon, and Garrick, and

Percy, and Langton; but poor Goldsmith had died before Johnson left

Johnson's Court. To Bolt Court he stalked home the night of his

memorable quarrel with Dr. Percy, no doubt regretting the violence and

boisterous rudeness with which he had attacked an amiable and gifted

man. From Bolt Court he walked to service at St. Clement's Church on the

day he rejoiced in comparing the animation of Fleet Street with the

desolation of the Hebrides. It was from Bolt Court Boswell drove Johnson

to dine with General Paoli, a drive memorable for the fact that on that

occasion Johnson uttered his first and only recorded pun.

Johnson was at Bolt Court when the Gordon Riots broke out, and he

describes them to Mrs. Thrale. Boswell gives a pleasant sketch of a

party at Bolt Court, when Mrs. Hall (a sister of Wesley) was there, and

Mr. Allen, a printer; Johnson produced his silver salvers, and it was "a

great day." It was on this occasion that the conversation fell on

apparitions, and Johnson, always superstitious to the last degree, told

the story of hearing his mother's voice call him one day at Oxford

(probably at a time when his brain was overworked). On this great

occasion also, Johnson, talked at by Mrs. Hall and Mrs. Williams at the

same moment, gaily quoted the line from the _Beggars' Opera_,--

"But two at a time there's no mortal can bear,"

and Boswell playfully compared the great man to Captain Macheath.

Imagine Mrs. Williams, old and peevish; Mrs. Hall, lean, lank, and

preachy; Johnson, rolling in his chair like Polyphemus at a debate;

Boswell, stooping forward on the perpetual listen; Mr. Levett, sour and

silent; Frank, the black servant, proud of the silver salvers--and you

have the group as in a picture.

In Bolt Court we find Johnson now returning from pleasant dinners with

Wilkes and Garrick, Malone and Dr. Burney; now sitting alone over his

Greek Testament, or praying with his black servant, Frank. We like to

picture him on that Good Friday morning (1783), when he and Boswell,

returning from service at St. Clement's, rested on the stone seat at the

garden-door in Bolt Court, talking about gardens and country

hospitality.

Then, finally, we come to almost the last scene of all, when the sick

man addressed to his kind physician, Brocklesby, that pathetic passage

of Shakespeare's,--

"Canst thou not minister to a mind diseased;

Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow;

Raze out the written troubles of the brain;

And with some sweet oblivious antidote

Cleanse the stuffed bosom of that perilous stuff

Which weighs upon the heart?"

Round Johnson's dying bed gathered many wise and good men. To Burke he

said, "I must be in a wretched state indeed, when your company would not

be a delight to me." To another friend he remarked solemnly, but in his

old grand manner, "Sir, you cannot conceive with what acceleration I

advance towards death." Nor did his old vehemence and humour by any

means forsake him, for he described a man who sat up to watch him "as an

idiot, sir; awkward as a turnspit when first put into the wheel, and

sleepy as a dormouse." His remaining hours were spent in fervent prayer.

The last words he uttered were those of benediction upon the daughter

of a friend who came to ask his blessing.

Some years before Dr. Johnson's death, when the poet Rogers was a young

clerk of literary proclivities at his father's bank, he one day stole

surreptitiously to Bolt Court, to daringly show some of his fledgeling

poems to the great Polyphemus of literature. He and young Maltby, an

ancestor of the late Bishop of Durham, crept blushingly through the

quiet court, and on arriving at the sacred door on the west side,

ascended the steps and knocked at the door; but the awful echo of that

knocker struck terror to the young _debutants'_ hearts, and before Frank

Barber, the Doctor's old negro footman, could appear, the two lads, like

street-boys who had perpetrated a mischievous runaway knock, took to

their heels and darted back into noisy Fleet Street. Mr. Jesse, who has

collected so many excellent anecdotes, some even original, in his three

large volumes on "London's Celebrated Characters and Places," says that

the elder Mr. Disraeli, singularly enough, used in society to relate an

almost similar adventure as a youth. Eager for literary glory, but urged

towards the counter by his sober-minded relations, he enclosed some of

his best verses to the celebrated Dr. Johnson, and modestly solicited

from the terrible critic an opinion of their value. Having waited some

time in vain for a reply, the ambitious Jewish youth at last (December

13, 1784) resolved to face the lion in his den, and rapping tremblingly

(as his predecessor, Rogers), heard with dismay the knocker echo on the

metal. We may imagine the feelings of the young votary at the shrine of

learning, when the servant (probably Frank Barber), who slowly opened

the door, informed him that Dr. Johnson had breathed his last only a few

short hours before.

Mr. Timbs reminds us of another story of Dr. Johnson, which will not be

out of place here. It is an excellent illustration of the keen sagacity

and forethought of that great man's mind. One evening Dr. Johnson,

looking from his dim Bolt Court window, saw the slovenly lamp-lighter of

those days ascending a ladder (just as Hogarth has drawn him in the

"Rake's Progress"), and fill the little receptacle in the globular lamp

with detestable whale-oil. Just as he got down the ladder the dull light

wavered out. Skipping up the ladder again, the son of Prometheus lifted

the cover, thrust the torch he carried into the heated vapour rising

from the wick, and instantly the ready flame sprang restored to life.

"Ah," said the old seer, "one of these days the streets of London will

be lighted by smoke."

[Illustration: DR. JOHNSON'S HOUSE IN BOLT COURT (_see page 112_).]

Johnson's house (No. 8), according to Mr. Noble, was not destroyed by

fire in 1819, as Mr. Timbs and other writers assert. The house destroyed

was Bensley the printer's (next door to No. 8), the successor of

Johnson's friend, Allen, who in 1772 published Manning's Saxon, Gothic,

and Latin Dictionary, and died in 1780. In Bensley's destructive fire

all the plates and stock of Dallaway's "History of Sussex" were

consumed. Johnson's house, says Mr. Noble, was in 1858 purchased by the

Stationers' Company, and fitted up as a cheap school (six shillings a

quarter). In 1861 Mr. Foss, Master of the Company, initiated a fund, and

since then a university scholarship has been founded--_sicitur ad

astra_. The back room, first floor, in which the great man died, had

been pulled down by Mr. Bensley, to make way for a staircase. Bensley

was one of the first introducers of the German invention of

steam-printing.

[Illustration: A TEA PARTY AT DR. JOHNSON'S (_see page 113_).]

At "Dr. Johnson's" tavern, established forty years ago (now the Albert

Club), the well-known society of the "Lumber Troop" once drained their

porter and held their solemn smokings. This gallant force of

supposititious fighting men "came out" with great force during the

Reform Riots of 1830. These useless disturbances originated in a fussy,

foolish warning letter, written by John Key, the Lord Mayor elect (he

was generally known in the City as Don Key after this), to the Duke of

Wellington, then as terribly unpopular with the English Reformers as he

had been with the French after the battle of Waterloo, urging him (the

duke) if he came with King William and Queen Adelaide to dine with the

new Lord Mayor, (his worshipful self), to come "strongly and

sufficiently guarded." This imprudent step greatly offended the people,

who were also just then much vexed with the severities of Peel's

obnoxious new police. The result was that the new king and queen (for

the not over-beloved George IV. had only died in June of that year)

thought it better to decline coming to the City festivities altogether.

Great, then, was even the Tory indignation, and the fattest alderman

trotted about, eager to discuss the grievance, the waste of half-cooked

turtle, and the general folly and enormity of the Lord Mayor elect's

conduct. Sir Claudius Hunter, who had shared in the Lord Mayor's fears,

generously marched to his aid. In a published statement that he made, he

enumerated the force available for the defence of the (in his mind)

endangered City in the following way:--

Ward Constables 400

Fellowship, Ticket, and Tackle Porters 250

Firemen 150

Corn Porters 100

Extra men hired 130

City Police or own men 54

Tradesmen with emblems in the procession 300

Some gentlemen called the Lumber Troopers 150

The Artillery Company 150

The East India Volunteers 600

Total of all comers 2,284

In the same statement Sir Claudius says:--"The Lumber Troop are a

respectable smoking club, well known to every candidate for a seat in

Parliament for London, and most famed for the quantity of tobacco they

consume and the porter they drink, which, I believe (from my own

observation, made nineteen years ago, when I was a candidate for that

office), is the only liquor allowed. They were to have had no pay, and I

am sure they would have done their best."

Along the line of procession, to oppose this civic force, the right

worshipful but foolish man reckoned there would be some 150,000 persons.

With all these aldermanic fears, and all these irritating precautions, a

riot naturally took place. On Monday, November 8th, that glib,

unsatisfactory man, Orator Hunt, the great demagogue of the day,

addressed a Reform meeting at the Rotunda, in Blackfriars Road. At

half-past eleven, when the Radical gentleman, famous for his white hat

(the lode-star of faction), retired, a man suddenly waved a tricolour

flag (it was the year, remember, of the Revolution in Paris), with the

word "Reform" painted upon it, and a preconcerted cry was raised by the

more violent of, "Now for the West End!" About one thousand men then

rushed over Blackfriars bridge, shouting, "Reform!" "Down with the

police!" "No Peel!" "No Wellington!" Hurrying along the Strand, the mob

first proceeded to Earl Bathurst's, in Downing Street. A foolish

gentleman of the house, hearing the cries, came out on the balcony,

armed with a brace of pistols, and declared he would fire on the first

man who attempted to enter the place. Another gentleman at this moment

came out, and very sensibly took the pistols from his friend, on which

the mob retired. The rioters were then making for the House of Commons,

but were stopped by a strong line of police, just arrived in time from

Scotland Yard. One hundred and forty more men soon joined the

constables, and a general fight ensued, in which many heads were quickly

broken, and the Reform flag was captured. Three of the rioters were

arrested, and taken to the watch-house in the Almonry in Westminster. A

troop of Royal Horse Guards (blue) remained during the night ready in

the court of the Horse Guards, and bands of policemen paraded the

streets.

On Tuesday the riots continued. About half-past five p.m., 300 or 400

persons, chiefly boys, came along the Strand, shouting, "No Peel!" "Down

with the raw lobsters!" (the new police); "This way, my lads; we'll give

it them!" At the back of the menageries at Charing Cross the police

rushed upon them, and after a skirmish put them to flight. At seven

o'clock the vast crowd by Temple Bar compelled every coachman and

passenger in a coach, as a passport, to pull off his hat and shout

"Huzza!" Stones were thrown, and attempts were made to close the gates

of the Bar. The City marshals, however, compelled them to be re-opened,

and opposed the passage of the mob to the Strand, but the pass was soon

forced. The rioters in Pickett Place pelted the police with stones and

pieces of wood, broken from the scaffolding of the Law Institute, then

building in Chancery Lane. Another mob of about 500 persons ran up

Piccadilly to Apsley House and hissed and hooted the stubborn,

unprogressive old Duke, Mr. Peel, and the police; the constables,

however, soon dispersed them. The same evening dangerous mobs collected

in Bethnal Green, Spitalfields, and Whitechapel, one party of them

displaying tricoloured flags. They broke a lamp and a window or two,

but did little else. Alas for poor Sir Claudius and his profound

computations! His 2,284 fighting loyal men dwindled down to 600,

including even those strange hybrids, the firemen-watermen; and as for

the gallant Lumber Troop, they were nowhere visible to the naked eye.

To Bolt Court that scourge of King George III., William Cobbett, came

from Fleet Street to sell his Indian corn, for which no one cared, and

to print and publish his twopenny _Political Register_, for which the

London Radicals of that day hungered. Nearly opposite the office of

"this good hater," says Mr. Timbs, Wright (late Kearsley) kept shop, and

published a searching criticism on Cobbett's excellent English Grammar

as soon as it appeared. We only wonder that Cobbett did not reply to him

as Johnson did to a friend after he knocked Osborne (the grubbing

bookseller of Gray's Inn Gate) down with a blow--"Sir, he was

impertinent, and I beat him."

A short biographical sketch of Cobbett will not be inappropriate here.

This sturdy Englishman, born in the year 1762, was the son of an honest

and industrious yeoman, who kept an inn called the "Jolly Farmer," at

Farnham, in Surrey. "My first occupation," says Cobbett, "was driving

the small birds from the turnip seed and the rooks from the peas. When I

first trudged a-field with my wooden bottle and my satchel over my

shoulder, I was hardly able to climb the gates and stiles." In 1783 the

restless lad (a plant grown too high for the pot) ran away to London,

and turned lawyer's clerk. At the end of nine months he enlisted, and

sailed for Nova Scotia. Before long he became sergeant-major, over the

heads of thirty other non-commissioned officers. Frugal and diligent,

the young soldier soon educated himself. Discharged at his own request

in 1791, he married a respectable girl, to whom he had before entrusted

L150 hard-earned savings. Obtaining a trial against four officers of his

late regiment for embezzlement of stores, for some strange reason

Cobbett fled to France on the eve of the trial, but finding the king of

that country dethroned, he started at once for America. At Philadelphia

he boldly began as a high Tory bookseller, and denounced Democracy in

his virulent "Porcupine Papers." Finally, overwhelmed with actions for

libel, Cobbett in 1800 returned to England. Failing with a daily paper

and a bookseller's shop, Cobbett then started his _Weekly Register_,

which for thirty years continued to express the changes of his honest

but impulsive and vindictive mind. Gradually--it is said, owing to some

slight shown him by Pitt (more probably from real conviction)--Cobbett

grew Radical and progressive, and in 1809 was fined L500 for libels on

the Irish Government. In 1817 he was fined L1,000 and imprisoned two

years for violent remarks about some Ely militiamen who had been flogged

under a guard of fixed bayonets. This punishment he never forgave. He

followed up his _Register_ by his _Twopenny Trash_, of which he

eventually sold 100,000 a number. The Six Acts being passed--as he

boasted, to gag him--he fled, in 1817, again to America. The persecuted

man returned to England in 1819, bringing with him, much to the

amusement of the Tory lampooners, the bones of that foul man, Tom Paine,

the infidel, whom (in 1796) this changeful politician had branded as

"base, malignant, treacherous, unnatural, and blasphemous." During the

Queen Caroline trial Cobbett worked heart and soul for that questionable

martyr. He went out to Shooter's Hill to welcome her to London, and

boasted of having waved a laurel bough above her head.

In 1825 he wrote a scurrilous "History of the Reformation" (by many

still attributed to a priest), in which he declared Luther, Calvin, and

Beza to be the greatest ruffians that ever disgraced the world. In his

old age, too late to be either brilliant or useful, Cobbett got into

Parliament, being returned in 1832 (thanks to the Reform Bill) member

for Oldham. He died at his house near Farnham, in 1835. Cobbett was an

egotist, it must be allowed, and a violent-tempered, vindictive man; but

his honesty, his love of truth and liberty, few who are not blinded by

party opinion can doubt. His writings are remarkable for vigorous and

racy Saxon, as full of vituperation as Rabelais's, and as terse and

simple as Swift's.

Mr. Grant, in his pleasant book, "Random Recollections of the House of

Commons," written _circa_ 1834, gives us an elaborate full-length

portrait of old Cobbett. He was, he says, not less than six feet high,

and broad and athletic in proportion. His hair was silver-white, his

complexion ruddy as a farmer's. Till his small eyes sparkled with

laughter, he looked a mere dull-pated clodpole. His dress was a light,

loose, grey tail-coat, a white waistcoat, and sandy kerseymere breeches,

and he usually walked about the House with both his hands plunged into

his breeches pockets. He had an eccentric, half-malicious way of

sometimes suddenly shifting his seat, and on one important night, big

with the fate of Peel's Administration, deliberately anchored down in

the very centre of the disgusted Tories and at the very back of Sir

Robert's bench, to the infinite annoyance of the somewhat supercilious

party.

We next penetrate into Gough Square, in search of the great

lexicographer.

As far as can be ascertained from Boswell, Dr. Johnson resided at Gough

Square from 1748 to 1758, an eventful period of his life, and one of

struggle, pain, and difficulty. In this gloomy side square near Fleet

Street, he achieved many results and abandoned many hopes. Here he

nursed his hypochondria--the nightmare of his life--and sought the only

true relief in hard work. Here he toiled over books, drudging for Cave

and Dodsley. Here he commenced both the _Rambler_ and the _Idler_, and

formed his acquaintance with Bennet Langton. Here his wife died, and

left him more than ever a prey to his natural melancholy; and here he

toiled on his great work, the Dictionary, in which he and six amanuenses

effected what it took all the French Academicians to perform for their

language.

A short epitome of what this great man accomplished while in Gough

Square will clearly recall to our readers his way of life while in that

locality. In 1749, Johnson formed a quiet club in Ivy Lane, wrote that

fine paraphrase of Juvenal, "The Vanity of Human Wishes," and brought

out, with dubious success, under Garrick's auspices, his tragedy of

_Irene_. In 1750, he commenced the _Rambler_. In 1752, the year his wife

died, he laboured on at the Dictionary. In 1753, he became acquainted

with Bennet Langton. In 1754 he wrote the life of his early patron,

Cave, who died that year. In 1755, the great Dictionary, begun in 1747,

was at last published, and Johnson wrote that scathing letter to the

Earl of Chesterfield, who, too late, thrust upon him the patronage the

poor scholar had once sought in vain. In 1756, the still struggling man

was arrested for a paltry debt of L5 18_s._, from which Richardson the

worthy relieved him. In 1758, when he began the _Idler_, Johnson is

described as "being in as easy and pleasant a state of existence as

constitutional unhappiness ever permitted him to enjoy."

While the Dictionary was going forward, "Johnson," says Boswell, "lived

part of the time in Holborn, part in Gough Square (Fleet Street); and he

had an upper room fitted up like a counting-house for the purpose, in

which he gave to the copyists their several tasks. The words, partly

taken from other dictionaries and partly supplied by himself, having

been first written down with space left between them, he delivered in

writing their etymologies, definitions, and various significations. The

authorities were copied from the books themselves, in which he had

marked the passages with a black-lead pencil, the traces of which could

be easily effaced. I have seen several of them in which that trouble had

not been taken, so that they were just as when used by the copyists. It

is remarkable that he was so attentive to the choice of the passages in

which words were authorised, that one may read page after page of his

Dictionary with improvement and pleasure; and it should not pass

unobserved, that he has quoted no author whose writings had a tendency

to hurt sound religion and morality."

To this account Bishop Percy adds a note of great value for its lucid

exactitude. "Boswell's account of the manner in which Johnson compiled

his Dictionary," he says, "is confused and erroneous. He began his task

(as he himself expressly described to me) by devoting his first care to

a diligent perusal of all such English writers as were most correct in

their language, and under every sentence which he meant to quote he drew

a line, and noted in the margin the first letter of the word under which

it was to occur. He then delivered these books to his clerks, who

transcribed each sentence on a separate slip of paper and arranged the

same under the word referred to. By these means he collected the several

words, and their different significations, and when the whole

arrangement was alphabetically formed, he gave the definitions of their

meanings, and collected their etymologies from Skinner, and other

writers on the subject." To these accounts, Hawkins adds his usual

carping, pompous testimony. "Dr. Johnson," he says, "who, before this

time, together with his wife, had lived in obscurity, lodging at

different houses in the courts and alleys in and about the Strand and

Fleet Street, had, for the purpose of carrying on this arduous work, and

being near the printers employed in it, taken a handsome house in Gough

Square, and fitted up a room in it with books and other accommodations

for amanuenses, who, to the number of five or six, he kept constantly

under his eye. An interleaved copy of "Bailey's Dictionary," in folio,

he made the repository of the several articles, and these he collected

by incessantly reading the best authors in our language, in the practice

whereof his method was to score with a black-lead pencil the words by

him selected. The books he used for this purpose were what he had in his

own collection, a copious but a miserably ragged one, and all such as he

could borrow; which latter, if ever they came back to those that lent

them, were so defaced as to be scarce worth owning, and yet some of his

friends were glad to receive and entertain them as curiosities."

"Mr. Burney," says Boswell, "during a visit to the capital, had an

interview with Johnson in Gough Square, where he dined and drank tea

with him, and was introduced to the acquaintance of Mrs. Williams. After

dinner Mr. Johnson proposed to Mr. Burney to go up with him into his

garret, which being accepted, he found there about five or six Greek

folios, a poor writing-desk, and a chair and a half. Johnson, giving to

his guest the entire seat, balanced himself on one with only three legs

and one arm. Here he gave Mr. Burney Mrs. Williams's history, and showed

him some notes on Shakespeare already printed, to prove that he was in

earnest. Upon Mr. Burney's opening the first volume at the _Merchant of

Venice_ he observed to him that he seemed to be more severe on Warburton

than on Theobald. 'Oh, poor Tib!' said Johnson, 'he was nearly knocked

down to my hands; Warburton stands between me and him.' 'But, sir,' said

Mr. Burney, 'You'll have Warburton on your bones, won't you? 'No, sir;'

he'll not come out; he'll only growl in his den.' 'But do you think,

sir, Warburton is a superior critic to Theobald?' 'Oh, sir, he'll make

two-and-fifty Theobalds cut into slices! The worst of Warburton is that

he has a rage for saying something when there's nothing to be said.' Mr.

Burney then asked him whether he had seen the letter Warburton had

written in answer to a pamphlet addressed 'to the most impudent man

alive.' He answered in the negative. Mr. Burney told him it was supposed

to be written by Mallet. A controversy now raged between the friends of

Pope and Bolingbroke, and Warburton and Mallet were the leaders of the

several parties. Mr. Burney asked him then if he had seen Warburton's

book against Bolingbroke's philosophy!'No, sir; I have never read

Bolingbroke's impiety, and therefore am not interested about its

refutation.'"

Goldsmith appears to have resided at No. 6, Wine Office Court from 1760

to 1762, during which period he earned a precarious livelihood by

writing for the booksellers.

They still point out Johnson and Goldsmith's favourite seats in the

north-east corner of the window of that cozy though utterly

unpretentious tavern, the "Cheshire Cheese," in this court.

It was while living in Wine Office Court that Goldsmith is supposed to

have partly written that delightful novel "The Vicar of Wakefield,"

which he had begun at Canonbury Tower. We like to think that, seated at

the "Cheese," he perhaps espied and listened to the worthy but credulous

vicar and his gosling son attending to the profound theories of the

learned and philosophic but shifty Mr. Jenkinson. We think now by the

window, with a cross light upon his coarse Irish features, and his round

prominent brow, we see the watchful poet sit eyeing his prey, secretly

enjoying the grandiloquence of the swindler and the admiration of the

honest country parson.

"One day," says Mrs. Piozzi, "Johnson was called abruptly from our house

at Southwark, after dinner, and, returning in about three hours, said he

had been with an enraged author, whose landlady pressed him within doors

while the bailiffs beset him without; that he was drinking himself drunk

with Madeira to drown care, and fretting over a novel which, when

finished, was to be his whole fortune; but he could not get it done for

distraction, nor dared he stir out of doors to offer it for sale. Mr.

Johnson, therefore," she continues, "sent away the bottle and went to

the bookseller, recommending the performance, and devising some

immediate relief; which, when he brought back to the writer, the latter

called the woman of the house directly to partake of punch and pass

their time in merriment. It was not," she concludes, "till ten years

after, I dare say, that something in Dr. Goldsmith's behaviour struck me

with an idea that he was the very man; and then Johnson confessed that

he was so."

"A more scrupulous and patient writer," says the admirable biographer of

the poet, Mr. John Forster, "corrects some inaccuracies of the lively

little lady, and professes to give the anecdote authentically from

Johnson's own exact narration. 'I received one morning,' Boswell

represents Johnson to have said, 'a message from poor Goldsmith, that he

was in great distress, and, as it was not in his power to come to me,

begging that I would come to him as soon as possible. I sent him a

guinea, and promised to come to him directly. I accordingly went as soon

as I was dressed, and found that his landlady had arrested him for his

rent, at which he was in a violent passion. I perceived that he had

already changed my guinea, and had got a bottle of Madeira and a glass

before him. I put the cork into the bottle, desired he would be calm,

and began to talk to him of the means by which he might be extricated.

He then told me that he had a novel ready for the press, which he

produced to me. I looked into it and saw its merits, told the landlady I

should soon return, and, having gone to a bookseller, sold it for L60. I

brought Goldsmith the money, and he discharged his rent, not without

rating his landlady in a high tone for having used him so ill.'"

[Illustration: GOUGH SQUARE (_see page 118_).]

The arrest is plainly connected with Newbery's reluctance to make

further advances, and of all Mrs. Fleming's accounts found among

Goldsmith's papers, the only one unsettled is that for the summer months

preceding the arrest. The manuscript of the novel seems by both

statements (in which the discrepancies are not so great but that Johnson

himself may be held accountable for them) to have been produced

reluctantly, as a last resource; and it is possible, as Mrs. Piozzi

intimates, that it was still regarded as unfinished. But if strong

adverse reasons had not existed, Johnson would surely have carried it

to the elder Newbery. He did not do this. He went with it to Francis

Newbery, the nephew; does not seem to have given a very brilliant

account of the "merit" he had perceived in it--four years after its

author's death he told Reynolds that he did not think it would have had

much success--and rather with regard to Goldsmith's immediate want than

to any confident sense of the value of the copy, asked and obtained the

L60. "And, sir," he said afterwards, "a sufficient price, too, when it

was sold, for then the fame of Goldsmith had not been elevated, as it

afterwards was, by his 'Traveller,' and the bookseller had faint hopes

of profit by his bargain. After 'The Traveller,' to be sure, it was

accidentally worth more money."

[Illustration: WINE OFFICE COURT AND THE "CHESHIRE CHEESE" (_see page

122_).]

On the poem, meanwhile, the elder Newbery _had_ consented to speculate,

and this circumstance may have made it hopeless to appeal to him with a

second work of fancy. For, on that very day of the arrest, "The

Traveller" lay completed in the poet's desk. The dream of eight years,

the solace and sustainment of his exile and poverty, verged at last to

fulfilment or extinction, and the hopes and fears which centred in it

doubtless mingled on that miserable day with the fumes of the Madeira.

In the excitement of putting it to press, which followed immediately

after, the nameless novel recedes altogether from the view, but will

reappear in due time. Johnson approved the verses more than the novel;

read the proof-sheets for his friend; substituted here and there, in

more emphatic testimony of general approval, a line of his own; prepared

a brief but hearty notice for the _Critical Review_, which was to appear

simultaneously with the poem, and, as the day of publication drew near,

bade Goldsmith be of good heart.

Oliver Goldsmith came first to London in 1756, a raw Irish student,

aged twenty-eight. He was just fresh from Italy and Switzerland. He had

heard Voltaire talk, had won a degree at Louvaine or Padua, had been

"bear leader" to the stingy nephew of a rich pawnbroker, and had played

the flute at the door of Flemish peasants for a draught of beer and a

crust of bread. No city of golden pavement did London prove to those

worn and dusty feet. Almost a beggar had Oliver been, then an

apothecary's journeyman and quack doctor, next a reader of proofs for

Richardson, the novelist and printer; after that a tormented and jaded

usher at a Peckham school; last, and worst of all, a hack writer of

articles for Griffith's _Monthly Review_, then being opposed by Smollett

in a rival publication. In Green Arbour Court Goldsmith spent the

roughest part of the toilsome years before he became known to the world.

There he formed an acquaintance with Johnson and his set, and wrote

essays for Smollett's _British Magazine_.

Wine Office Court is supposed to have derived its name from an office

where licenses to sell wine were formerly issued. "In this court," says

Mr. Noble, "once flourished a fig tree, planted a century ago by the

Vicar of St. Bride's, who resided, with an absence of pride suitable, if

not common, to Christianity, at No. 12. It was a slip from another exile

of a tree, formerly flourishing, in a sooty kind of grandeur, at the

sign of the 'Fig Tree,' in Fleet Street. This tree was struck by

lightning in 1820, but slips from the growing stump were planted in

1822, in various parts of England."

The old-fashioned and changeless character of the "Cheese," in whose

low-roofed and sanded rooms Goldsmith and Johnson have so often hung up

their cocked hats and sat down facing each other to a snug dinner, not

unattended with punch, has been capitally sketched by a modern essayist,

who possesses a thorough knowledge of the physiology of London. In an

admirable paper entitled "Brain Street," Mr. George Augustus Sala thus

describes Wine Office Court and the "Cheshire Cheese":--

"The vast establishments," says Mr. Sala, "of Messrs. Pewter & Antimony,

typefounders (Alderman Antimony was Lord Mayor in the year '46); of

Messrs. Quoin, Case, & Chappell, printers to the Board of Blue Cloth; of

Messrs. Cutedge & Treecalf, bookbinders; with the smaller industries of

Scawper & Tinttool, wood-engravers; and Treacle, Gluepot, & Lampblack,

printing-roller makers, are packed together in the upper part of the

court as closely as herrings in a cask. The 'Cheese' is at the Brain

Street end. It is a little lop-sided, wedged-up house, that always

reminds you, structurally, of a high-shouldered man with his hands in

his pockets. It is full of holes and corners and cupboards and sharp

turnings; and in ascending the stairs to the tiny smoking-room you must

tread cautiously, if you would not wish to be tripped up by plates and

dishes, momentarily deposited there by furious waiters. The waiters at

the 'Cheese' are always furious. Old customers abound in the comfortable

old tavern, in whose sanded-floored eating-rooms a new face is a rarity;

and the guests and the waiters are the oldest of familiars. Yet the

waiter seldom fails to bite your nose off as a preliminary measure when

you proceed to pay him. How should it be otherwise when on that waiter's

soul there lies heavy a perpetual sense of injury caused by the savoury

odour of steaks, and 'muts' to follow; of cheese-bubbling in tiny

tins--the 'specialty' of the house; of floury potatoes and fragrant

green peas; of cool salads, and cooler tankards of bitter beer; of

extra-creaming stout and 'goes' of Cork and 'rack,' by which is meant

gin; and, in the winter-time, of Irish stew and rump-steak pudding,

glorious and grateful to every sense? To be compelled to run to and fro

with these succulent viands from noon to late at night, without being

able to spare time to consume them in comfort--where do waiters dine,

and when, and how?--to be continually taking other people's money only

for the purpose of handing it to other people--are not these grievances

sufficient to cross-grain the temper of the mildest-mannered waiter?

Somebody is always in a passion at the 'Cheese:' either a customer,

because there is not fat enough on his 'point'-steak, or because there

is too much bone in his mutton-chop; or else the waiter is wrath with

the cook; or the landlord with the waiter, or the barmaid with all. Yes,

there is a barmaid at the 'Cheese,' mewed up in a box not much bigger

than a birdcage, surrounded by groves of lemons, 'ones' of cheese,

punch-bowls, and cruets of mushroom-catsup. I should not care to dispute

with her, lest she should quoit me over the head with a punch-ladle,

having a William-the-Third guinea soldered in the bowl.

"Let it be noted in candour that Law finds its way to the 'Cheese' as

well as Literature; but the Law is, as a rule, of the non-combatant and,

consequently, harmless order. Literary men who have been called to the

bar, but do not practise; briefless young barristers, who do not object

to mingling with newspaper men; with a sprinkling of retired solicitors

(amazing dogs these for old port-wine; the landlord has some of the same

bin which served as Hippocrene to Judge Blackstone when he wrote his

'Commentaries')--these make up the legal element of the 'Cheese.' Sharp

attorneys in practice are not popular there. There is a legend that a

process-server once came in at a back door to serve a writ; but being

detected by a waiter, was skilfully edged by that wary retainer into

Wine Bottle Court, right past the person on whom he was desirous to

inflict the 'Victoria, by the grace, &c.' Once in the court, he was set

upon by a mob of inky-faced boys just released from the works of Messrs.

Ball, Roller, & Scraper, machine printers, and by the skin of his teeth

only escaped being converted into 'pie.'"

Mr. William Sawyer has also written a very admirable sketch of the

"Cheese" and its old-fashioned, conservative ways, which we cannot

resist quoting:--

"We are a close, conservative, inflexible body--we, the regular

frequenters of the 'Cheddar,'" says Mr. Sawyer. "No new-fangled notions,

new usages, new customs, or new customers for us. We have our history,

our traditions, and our observances, all sacred and inviolable. Look

around! There is nothing new, gaudy, flippant, or effeminately luxurious

here. A small room with heavily-timbered windows. A low planked ceiling.

A huge, projecting fire-place, with a great copper boiler always on the

simmer, the sight of which might have roused even old John Willett, of

the 'Maypole,' to admiration. High, stiff-backed, inflexible 'settles,'

hard and grainy in texture, box off the guests, half-a-dozen each to a

table. Sawdust covers the floor, giving forth that peculiar faint odour

which the French avoid by the use of the vine sawdust with its pleasant

aroma. The only ornament in which we indulge is a solitary picture over

the mantelpiece, a full-length of a now departed waiter, whom in the

long past we caused to be painted, by subscription of the whole room, to

commemorate his virtues and our esteem. He is depicted in the scene of

his triumphs--in the act of giving change to a customer. We sit bolt

upright round our tables, waiting, but not impatient. A time-honoured

solemnity is about to be observed, and we, the old stagers, is it for us

to precipitate it? There are men in this room who have dined here every

day for a quarter of a century--aye, the whisper goes that one man did

it even on his wedding-day! In all that time the more staid and

well-regulated among us have observed a steady regularity of feeding.

Five days in the week we have our 'Rotherham steak'--that mystery of

mysteries--or our 'chop and chop to follow,' with the indispensable

wedge of Cheddar--unless it is preferred stewed or toasted--and on

Saturday decorous variety is afforded in a plate of the world-renowned

'Cheddar' pudding. It is of this latter luxury that we are now assembled

to partake, and that with all fitting ceremony and observance. As we

sit, like pensioners in hall, the silence is broken only by a strange

sound, as of a hardly human voice, muttering cabalistic words, 'Ullo mul

lum de loodle wumble jum!' it cries, and we know that chops and potatoes

are being ordered for some benighted outsider, ignorant of the fact that

it is pudding-day."

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