(_Latest prose version from the Modern Athens._)
SCENE--_A Dressing-room._
TIME--_The Present._
CHARACTERS--_A_ Mistress _and her Maid_.
_Mistress._ Now then, MARY, you really must make haste or I shall not
be in time. Have you got my latest bonnet from Paris?
_Maid._ Yes, Madam. I told JOHN to put the foot-warmer and the
carriage rug in the brougham.
_Mistress._ Quite right; and now have you got my fan?
_Maid._ Yes, Madam, and I suppose you will want your opera-glasses?
_Mistress._ Naturally; how could I see anything distinctly without
them? There is sure to be such a crowd. And, by the way, have you got
me a packet of literature?
_Maid._ Yes, Madam. Three novels, and all the illustrated papers.
_Mistress._ If there are many delays I shall be able to pass the time
pleasantly. And the luncheon basket?
_Maid._ Yes, M'm. Cold fowl, flask of sherry, some celery, a pound
cake, knives, forks, glasses, plates, salt, mustard, bread, and a
bottle of soda-water. Is there anything else?
_Mistress._ Well, perhaps I might carry in my muff my pocket camera.
'Tis just possible I may be able to get a snap-shot at the principal
character.
(_Enters the carriage._)
You haven't given me my special ticket.
_Maid._ Here it is, Madam. Shall I tell JOHN to drive to the
Concert-room?
_Mistress._ No, no. Tell him to take me to the Court. I am going to
assist at a trial for murder!
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