HIS hair is long, his breath is strong, his hat is old and battered, his
knees are sprung, his nerves unstrung, his clothes are badly tattered,
his shoes are worn, his hide’s been torn by bow-wows fierce and
snarling; and yet, by heck! this tough old wreck was once some daddy’s
darling!
He still must hit the ties and grit. A dismal fate is his’n; for if he
stops, the village cops will slam him into prison. Some hayseed judge
would make him trudge out where the rock pile’s lying, to labor there,
in his despair, till next year’s snows are flying. The women shy when he
goes by; with righteous wrath they con him. Men give him kicks and hand
him bricks and train their shotguns on him. His legs are sprained, his
fetlocks strained, from climbing highways hilly; it’s hard to think this
seedy gink was someone’s little Willie!
And yet ’tis so. Once, long ago, some dad of him was bragging, and
matrons mild surveyed the child and set their tongues a-wagging. “What
lovely eyes!” one woman cries. “They look like strips of heaven!” “And
note his hairs!” a dame declares. “I’ve counted six or seven!” “His
temper’s sweet,” they all repeat; “he makes no fuss or bother. He has a
smile that’s free from guile—he looks just like his father!” Thus women
talked as he was rocked to slumber in his cradle; they filled with
praise his infant days, poured taffy with a ladle.
And ma and dad, with bosoms glad, planned futures for the creature.
“I’ll have my way,” the wife would say; “the child must be a preacher!
His tastes are pure, of that I’m sure,” she says, with optimism; “for
when he strays around and plays, he grabs the catechism!”
“Ah, well,” says dad, “the lovely lad will reach great heights—I know
it. I have the dope that he’ll beat Pope or Byron as a poet.”
To give him toys and bring him joys, the savings bank was burgled; folks
cried, “Gee whiz! How cute he is!” whenever baby gurgled.
His feet are bare, his matted hair could not be combed with harrows; his
garb is weird, and in his beard are bobolinks and sparrows. You’d never
think, to see the gink, that ever he had parents! Can it be so that long
ago he was somebody’s Clarence?
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