SPRING REMEDIES

“THIS is the time,” the doctors say, “when people need our bitters; the

sunny, languid, vernal day is hard on human critters. They’re always

feeling tired and stale, their blood is thick and sluggish, and so they

ought to blow their kale for pills and potions druggish.” And, being

told we’re in a plight, we swallow dope in rivers, to get our kidneys

acting right, and jack up rusty livers. We pour down tea of sassafras,

as ordered by the sawbones, and chewing predigested grass, we exercise

our jawbones. We swallow pints of purple pills, and fool with costly

drenches, to drive away imagined ills and pipe-dream aches and wrenches.

And if we’d only take the spade, and dig the fertile gumbo, the ghost of

sickness would be laid, and we’d be strong as Jumbo. Of perfect health,

that precious boon, we’d have refreshing glimpses, if we would toil each

afternoon out where the jimpson jimpses. There’s medicine in azure

skies, and sunshine is a wonder; more cures are wrought by exercise than

by all bottled thunder. So let’s forsake the closed up room, and hoe

weeds cockle-burrish, where elderberry bushes bloom, and juniorberries

flourish.

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