CHAPTER XI.

DWARKANAUTH TAGORE--STORM IN THE MAHMOUDIEH--A CHAPTER OF

ACCIDENTS--THE HALF-DROWNED CADET--ARAB KNAVERY--EFFECTS OF THE

MURRAIN--DONKEY-CHAIRS--A MIDNIGHT GALLOP--ALTERATION IN PROSPECT--MY

VAN AND ITS OCCUPANTS--AN ENRAGED PORTUGUESE--DISAGREEABLE

SITUATION--CHRISTMAS-EVE--MIDNIGHT INTERRUPTION--GOOSE AND CHAMPAGNE.

As it is not my intention to weary the reader with a description of

each of my several journeyings across the Isthmus, I shall allude only

to two more at the close of the year 184-, when my engagement with

Messrs. Waghorn came to an end.

On one of these occasions, I had the pleasure of conducting the late

lamented Baboo, (Dwarkanauth Tagore,) who was returning to India with

a large retinue of friends and dependants, after a rather protracted

stay in England. On our way up the Mahmoudieh, the boat of which I

was in charge, encountered a very severe storm or tornado, the wind

setting with extraordinary violence right in our teeth, and bringing us

to a complete stand still. We lay-to whilst it lasted, for the space

of half-an-hour or so, and as we had no sail, or other impediment,

to offer any resistance, it passed over us without doing any injury;

but its effects, on resuming our course, were very apparent. A mile

farther up the Canal, we found a fine boat turned completely upside

down, and floating in a sea of sesamen and grain; hen-coops and dead

poultry, with half-emptied baskets of provisions, covered the surface

of the now still water, whilst the banks were strewed with fragments

of earthenware, and such valuables, as had been rescued from the

wreck. Two little children had perished, and the distracted mother

was wringing her hands and tearing her hair, in the intensity of her

sorrow. Farther on, a second boat lay swamped, with a portion of the

mast only out of water. A half-resuscitated English gentleman lay

gasping on the bank, having been rescued by one of the boatmen, who had

dived under to his assistance. A little brandy served completely to

restore him, and I then recognised a Mr. L----, who had been staying

for some time in Alexandria, having retired from India on a pension.

We took him a mile or two with us, and then transferred him to another

boat, deeply bewailing the loss of some valuable property, which the

ducking would render useless.

This trip seemed destined to be replete with accident. A young cadet,

who had vainly sought below for some place wherein to stow himself

for the night, rolled himself up in two or three pea-jackets, and

lay down to sleep on the roof. A sudden lurch pitched him over into

sixteen feet of water, and had not some one who lay near him, heard

the splash, and raised an alarm, it would have been all over with him,

for the night was dark, and we were shooting rapidly a-head. The boat

was instantly stopped, and I then bade one of our Arabs to jump in

and rescue the unfortunate lad, promising him a liberal _bucksheesh_.

No, he would not go--if it had been in the day time, a dip would have

been of no consequence, but at night he was afraid. His companion was

equally inexorable, so, seeing that farther delay must prove fatal to

the cadet, I pushed the first in, when the other, fearing to lose a

share of the _bucksheesh_, followed of his own accord. Then succeeded

a few moments of very painful suspense, for they had a long way to

swim before reaching the spot where the accident occurred, and it was

probable that the cadet, encumbered as he was with three coats, had

sunk at once to the bottom. Great was our relief, therefore, when the

exclamations of the Arabs assured us that they had succeeded in landing

him, although it was not very easily that animation was restored. As

the young gentleman himself had little or nothing to offer in the shape

of reward, to those who had been the means of saving him, and seemed

indeed to regard his return to mother earth with perfect _nonchalance_,

a subscription was got up among the passengers, and one of the dripping

Arabs went round to collect the offerings, which were liberally

showered into his greasy _tarboosh_. About three or four pounds were

thus netted, which certainly ought, in equity, to have been divided

between the two boatmen, but the glitter of the precious metals proved

too strong a temptation for our worthy collector, who, as he emerged

from the cabin, cast one glance towards the poop, where his companion

was seated at the tiller, and then securing the cap with its contents,

between his teeth, glided noiselessly over the side of the boat, and

dived clear off with his booty. I afterwards learned, that he ran back

to Alexandria, and invested his treasure in the purchase of a snuff and

tobacco shop.

As Dwarkanauth travelled with many retainers, and there was also the

usual average of Overland passengers, our party for Suez was rather a

large one, and the murrain having robbed us of upwards of a score of

horses during the last few weeks, there was but little accommodation

in the way of carriages. The invalids, and most of the ladies, got

seats, but the rest were obliged to have recourse to the donkey-chair

or saddle, whilst I selected a light dromedary, and trotted along with

the hindermost. We found it very difficult to keep together, and as the

darkness increased, were guided only by the harsh cries of the drivers,

as they urged on their unwilling animals. Every now and then some chair

would come down with a run, from the unequal motion of the two donkeys

attached to it, spilling the frightened occupant on to the hard sand,

or, what was still worse, a portion of the wretched harness would give

way, and cause the dropping of one corner of the sedan, which, if not

speedily rectified, is sufficient to tire the patience of the most

stoical. If the donkeys are well trained, no locomotion could be more

agreeable than that of these machines, but should the foremost animal

indulge in a canter, whilst his follower is not to be coaxed out of a

trot, the effect is perfectly indescribable.

Our mishaps and delays were so frequent, that I at length grew weary of

perpetually dismounting from my lofty perch to render assistance, and

having fallen in with an interesting companion in the person of T----,

of Anti-slavery celebrity, we made up our minds to push on together,

the more especially as the Calcutta steamer was waiting for the Baboo

and his party. At No. 5 Station, we exchanged our tired _montures_,

for two of our van horses, which had been left by one of the foremost

of the carriages, and thus, with halters of twisted straw, and without

saddles, we galloped away through the darkness, very much to the

amusement and satisfaction of my fellow-traveller, who declared he had

seldom experienced anything so pleasurable in the way of a ride. It was

certainly a glorious night, and the road, saving where an occasional

stone or piece of rock, threatened to bring down our stumbling hacks,

safe and pleasant. I could not, however, enter very fully into the

feelings of my companion, for I was fearful that the steamer might have

put to sea before we could reach Suez, and I had yet a good deal to

receive from several of the passengers, who had quitted Cairo before I

had collected their monies. There was nothing either to be got at the

Stations in the way of provision, for the parties who preceded us, had

demolished everything eatable, saving a few potatoes and onions, which

we sliced up and made into soup.

By the time we reached the hotel, every one was gone to the ship,

to which I also made the best of my way in a light skiff. They were

raising the anchor as I gained the deck, and I had but little time to

parley with such of the passengers as were on my books. With the Baboo

I had no trouble, as he immediately handed me a cheque on his bankers,

but with some of the others I was not so fortunate, for finding

themselves in security, and the vessel almost under weigh, they would

fain have taxed their bill. In this emergency, I pencilled a hasty note

to our agent at Bombay, which I dropped into the letter-box on board,

and having taken this precaution, quitted the ship.

I was driven back alone to Cairo in two days, staying the intervening

night at No. 4 Station. As we approached No. 2, which is some twenty

miles from the city, we came upon Messrs. F---- and D----, of the

Peninsula and Oriental Company, making a trial of one of the new iron

carriages, constructed for desert use, by the eminent builder, Andrews

of Southampton. In respect of comfort and appearance, they are all that

can be desired, but the account which I received of their go-a-head

capabilities, was certainly not much in their favour. My two friends

had quitted Cairo two days before I fell in with them, with four horses

and a plentiful larder, and after countless stoppages, had at last come

to a complete standstill, in the middle of a vast field of loose sand,

in which the narrow iron wheels were effectually embedded, more than

half way up to the axle, and still deeper they would have gone, but

for the body of the carriage, which was resting on the sand. I found

the two travellers and their driver lolling at great ease, over a fine

ham and sundry chickens, and as they robbed my driver of two of his

horses, we levied a counter contribution on them, and made free with

their knives and forks. Soon after quitting them, they made another

advance of half-a-mile, and then, finding the loose sand too powerful

an opponent to their progress, turned their horses’ heads round, and

returned to Cairo. These new carriages do not appear (to me at least,)

adapted to the peculiarities of the desert, inasmuch as the wheels are

too small, and the tyres not nearly broad enough, whilst the cranked

axles are directly opposed to easy draught. I am not aware with whom

the design originated, but it would have been wiser in my opinion, to

have fairly established a fault in those already so long in use, than

to have risked the expense of building half-a-dozen new ones, on a

principle, which any one moderately experienced in Egyptian travelling,

would have immediately condemned. The carriages used by Mr. Waghorn, in

appearance, a cross between a bathing-machine and an errand-cart, are

really constructed on good sound principles, and cost Raven a great

amount of trouble and expense in their perfection. The wheels are six

feet in diameter, and will clear a tolerably large lump of rock or

stone, without breaking a spring; they are also so skilfully balanced,

that when loaded, there is but little weight thrown on the shaft horse,

and their motion is both easy and agreeable.

Two or three days after my return to Cairo, and during some

conversation with Raven, I learnt that the affairs of the Company

by whom I was employed, were likely to undergo a change, and that

arrangements were about to be entered into, to dispose advantageously,

of the whole concern. I should scarcely have received this information

so soon, but for the kindness of Raven, who was anxious that I should

be on the look out for some other mode of employing myself, as in the

course of another month or two, the management would probably pass into

other hands, and I should then be at loose ends in a foreign land.

In the event of my wishing to remain in Egypt, he promised his best

influence in my behalf with his successors, though it was not likely

they would retain many English in their employ.

Thanking him very cordially, I promised to think the matter over, and

proceeded once more to Alexandria, to meet the “Great Liverpool,”

and make my last official trip across the desert. She arrived on

the 29th of the month, and brought some thirty or more passengers,

among whom were the Imaum of Muscat, and to my great satisfaction,

my friend P----, with his amiable and accomplished wife, whom he was

transplanting from the bogs of Ireland, to cheer his solitude in Egypt.

We reached Cairo without let or hindrance, but scarcely had we passed

the tombs of the Sheiks, on the verge of the desert, than our horses

began to _gib_, and I foresaw that a night of trouble was before us.

The van in which I rode, contained rather a mixed party, in the persons

of the Rev. Dr. T., a Frenchman, a Portuguese nobleman, and myself,

together with two or three bottles of _orgeât_ and _eau sucrèe_, and a

heavy carpet bag, the property of the Hidalgo.

With considerable difficulty we got past No. 2 Station, between which

and No. 3, we came to a complete standstill, and no efforts on the part

of either the driver, _Seis_, or myself, could induce our poor horses

to move: they were completely done up, and as ours was the last van of

the six, there was no chance of assistance from any of our own people.

After waiting for about an hour, the doctor and the French gentleman

decided upon attempting to reach No. 4 Station on foot, which they

might easily accomplish, though being late at night, and quite dark,

it required some presence of mind. Fearful, however, that they might

wander from the track and get into difficulty, I dispatched the Seis

with them as a guide.

The Portuguese declared he would stick by his carpet-bag which

contained all his valuable property, and we two, therefore, made what

service we could of the two seats of the van, and rolled up in our

cloaks, slept till near day-break; the Arab driver curling himself

up as close as possible to one of the horses which lay on the sand,

almost incapable of motion. At dawn we awoke and tried anew to get the

horses on, but with no better success than before, and at this fresh

disappointment, my companion’s slender stock of patience entirely

forsook him, and he showered upon me a volley of abuse in such

curiously broken English, that despite our unpleasant predicament, I

could not refrain from laughter. “I sal soot yous,” said he at length,

as quivering with rage, he unlocked his carpet-bag to put his threat

into execution; and I think it very possible that he would have let the

dawning day-light into me, had I not assured him, through the medium

of my equally broken Italian, that in putting me out of the way he

could gain nothing, and lose all chance of saving himself; that should

the Bedouins come down on him, they would be sure to appropriate his

carpet-bag, and perhaps carry him off as well. By degrees I managed

to convince him, that instead of blubbering like a child, it would be

more expedient to aid me in devising some means of locomotion, by which

we might reach the next Station. Making a bundle of all the cloaks

which had been left in the van, I slung them and the carpet-bag across

one of the leaders, flinging my prayer-carpet over the whole by way

of a saddle. My ferocious Portuguese was thus tolerably mounted, and

sending with him the Arab driver, on a second horse, to show him the

way, I bade him “good speed,” and particularly enjoined him not to omit

sending me some assistance on arriving at the Centre Station. This he

promised faithfully to do, although I afterwards found, he had abused

me like a pickpocket, on finding himself once more in safety.

I was now left to the quiet enjoyment of the empty carriage, and a

bottle of the _eau sucrèe_, left behind by the Frenchman. Upon a

portion of the latter, and one or two limes which I had in my pocket,

I made a sort of breakfast, and was thinking of composing myself

to sleep, by way of shortening the weary hours which must elapse

before assistance could reach me, when I was startled by the sound of

voices. Looking out, I saw two Bedouins approaching, on dromedaries,

to whom, when they came up, I at once explained my unpleasant

position, soliciting their aid to set me once more a-going. There was,

fortunately at this time, a very good feeling existing between our

people and such of the Bedouin tribes as frequented this portion of the

desert, as it was to them we looked for the supply of camels to convey

the mails and baggage between Cairo and Suez, paying them according

to an established tariff, varying with the price of provision. I had,

therefore, no sooner explained to them who and what I was, than the

good fellows dismounted, and drawing from their saddle-bags a feed of

chopped straw, which they saturated with water, I very soon had the

satisfaction of seeing my two jaded horses on their legs again. To

myself they administered a few hearty whiffs of a _chibouque_ which

wonderfully animated me, and then, putting our shoulders to the wheel,

we succeeded in moving a turn or two ahead. Having fairly started

me,--my two friends, stoutly refusing any offer of remuneration,--gave

me a parting blessing, and sent me on my way rejoicing.

I did not reach No. 4 Station until near two in the afternoon, when I

found the _Seis_ coming to the rescue with a pair of fresh horses. Dr.

T. and the Frenchman had arrived safely on foot, and had been taken on

in another van, whilst the Portuguese was sleeping off the fatigues of

his ride in one of the bedrooms above. I called him down to partake of

some refreshment, and at three o’clock, we again pursued our journey,

reaching Suez at midnight, and becoming on the way, the best friends

imaginable.

Having some business of importance to transact for Mr. Raven, I had

no time to take any rest in Suez, and therefore, set off almost

immediately on my return to Cairo. It was Christmas eve, and the night

proved unusually cold, whilst I found it impossible to keep off the

wind, which blew steadily through the open cart, piercing the ample

folds of my _bernous_. On we jogged through the dark, the weary Arab

fast asleep on his driving seat, bobbing his head to the measured creak

of the springs; that, and the jingle of the harness, being the only

sounds which disturbed the silence of the desert. Warming my inner man

with a spoonful of brandy, I threw myself into the bottom of the cart,

and giving my slumbering jehu an apparently accidental poke in the ribs

to recall him to his duty, courted some short repose. We had, however,

reached a portion of the desert, which one would think ought more

properly to have belonged to Arabia _Petrea_, so covered is it with

large round stones. Every now and then a wheel would come in contact

with one of these, giving us a shock sufficient to drive the breath

out of us, and recalling me from pleasant dreams of roaring fires and

Christmas cheer, to a chilly sense of my uncomfortable position at the

bottom of the cart, with the wind whistling through every crevice.

Being however considerably fatigued, I again relapsed into an unquiet

slumber, which gradually subsided into a complete state of repose, as

we exchanged the stoney track for the fine hard sand. I slept long and

uninterruptedly, until I was suddenly aroused by a shock which had

well nigh thrown me out of the vehicle. Raising myself, I looked out

and missed my only companion, the driver. The shaft horse had fallen

over the body of a dead camel, and had brought the other down with

him, whilst poor Hassan had been pitched clean off his perch, and was

picking himself up with many lamentations. I scrambled out in front

as well as I could, to assist him in getting under weigh again, for

our contiguity to the carcass was anything but agreeable. Fortunately

nothing had been broken, and after a delay of ten minutes or so, we

were jogging on as before, although both of us were now thoroughly

awake. A good supper awaited us at No. 6 Station, and as I had to

perform half the journey with the same horses, I turned for a few hours

into bed.

[Illustration: THE DEAD DROMEDARY.]

Christmas-day broke as brightly and almost as frosty as in old England,

but where was I to look for the compliments of the season? Certainly

not from the old cook who brought me my coffee in the morning. _He_

didn’t know the day of the month, nor the month of the year, nor his

own age, nor anything else, except that it wasn’t Rhamadān, nor _high

Nile_, the only two epochs _he_ had been taught to identify, so I

wished myself a merry Christmas and a happy new year, and all sorts of

things, and pre-pictured the odd sort of cheer I should find at No.

4 to make merry upon, when I should halt there for my dinner. I was

destined, however, to be agreeably disappointed, for on my arrival at

the outer gate, I was hailed with a shout of welcome by an old friend

from Alexandria, one T----, of the Peninsular Company. Leading me in

triumph to the kitchen, he pointed to a goose which was frizzing and

spitting at the end of a cord suspended from above, whilst a Maltese

cook was chopping onions at a side table. In honour of the day, we next

rescued from a cobwebby corner, a dusty bottle or two of Champagne,

and prevailed upon Mrs. S. to make us some pancakes, and thus provided,

we sat down to what we considered an excellent dinner, and although the

goose had been grubbing about in the sand only an hour before, and the

Champagne was all “Walker,” we pronounced them both faultless.

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