CHAPTER I.

[Illustration: SIR HENRY HAWKINS AND "JACK." _Photo by Elliot & Fry_.]

THE

REMINISCENCES

OF

SIR HENRY HAWKINS

(BARON BRAMPTON)

EDITED BY

RICHARD HARRIS, K.C.

PREFACE.

As a preface I wish to say only a very few words--namely, that but for

the great pressure put upon me I should not have ventured to write,

or allowed to be published, any reminiscences of mine, being very

conscious that I could not offer to the public any words of my own

that would be worth the time it would occupy to read them; but the

whole merit of this volume is due to my very old friend Richard

Harris, K.C., who has already shown, by his skill and marvellously

attractive composition in reproducing my efforts in the Tichborne

case, what interest may be imparted to an otherwise very dry subject.

In that work[A] he has done me much more than justice, and for this I

thank him, with many good wishes for the success of this his new work,

and with many thanks to those of the public who may take and feel an

interest in such of my imperfect reminiscences as are here recorded.

BRAMPTON.

HARROGATE, _August 17, 1904_.

[Footnote A: "Illustrations in Advocacy" (fourth edition, Stevens and

Haynes).]

EDITOR'S PREFACE.

This volume is the outcome of many conversations with Lord Brampton

and of innumerable manuscript notes from his pen. I have endeavoured,

as far as possible, to present them to the public in such a manner

that, although chronological order has not been strictly adhered to,

it has been, nevertheless, considering the innumerable events of Lord

Brampton's career, carefully observed.

Apocryphal stories are always told of celebrated men, and of no one

more than of Sir Henry Hawkins during his career on the Bench and at

the Bar; but I venture to say that there is no doubtful story in this

volume, and, further, that there is not one which has ever been told

exactly in the same form before. Good stories, like good coin, lose

by circulation. If there should be one or two in these reminiscences

which have lost their image and superscription by much handling, I

hope that the recasting which they have undergone will give them, not

only the brightness of the original mint, but a wider circulation than

they have ever known.

The distinguishing characteristics by which Lord Brampton's stories

may be known I have long been familiar with, and have no hesitation in

saying that one or other, some or all, may be found in every anecdote

that bears the genuine stamp. They are

WIT, HUMOUR, PATHOS, AND TRAGEDY.

My claims in the production of this volume are confined to its

_defects_, although Lord Brampton has been generous enough to

attribute to me a share in its merits.

RICHARD HARRIS.

27 FITZJOHN'S AVENUE,

HAMPSTEAD,

_October_ 6, 1904.

CONTENTS

CHAPTER

I. AT BEDFORD SCHOOL

II. IN MY UNCLE'S OFFICE

III. SECOND YEAR--THESIGER AND PLATT--MY FIRST BRIEF

IV. AT THE OLD BAILEY IN THE OLD TIMES

V. MR. JUSTICE MAULE

VI. AN INCIDENT ON THE ROAD TO NEWMARKET

VII. AN EPISODE AT HERTFORD QUARTER SESSIONS

VIII. A DANGEROUS SITUATION--A CASE OF FORGETFULNESS

IX. THE ONLY "RACER" I EVER OWNED--SAM LINTON, THE DOG-FINDER

X. WHY I GAVE OVER CARD-PLAYING

XI. "CODD'S PUZZLE"

XII. GRAHAM, THE POLITE JUDGE

XIII. GLORIOUS OLD DAYS--THE HON. BOB GRIMSTON, AND MANY

OTHERS--CHICKEN-HAZARD

XIV. PETER RYLAND--THE REV. MR. FAKER AND THE WELSH WILL

XV. TATTERSALL'S--BARON MARTIN, HARRY HILL, AND THE OLD FOX IN THE

YARD

XVI. ARISING OUT OF THE "ORSINI AFFAIR"

XVII. APPOINTED QUEEN'S COUNSEL--A SERIOUS ILLNESS--SAM LEWIS

XVIII. THE PRIZE--FIGHT ON FRIMLEY COMMON

XIX. SAM WARREN, THE AUTHOR OF "TEN THOUSAND A YEAR"

XX. THE BRIGHTON CARD-SHARPING CASE

XXI. THE KNEBWORTH THEATRICAL ENTERTAINMENTS--SIR EDWARD BULWER

LYTTON--CHARLES DICKENS, CHARLES MATHEWS, MACREADY, DOUGLAS JERROLD

XXII. CROCKFORD'S--"HOOKS AND EYES"--DOUGLAS JERROLD

XXIII. ALDERSON, TOMKINS, AND A FREE COUNTRY--A PROBLEM IN HUMAN

NATURE

XXIV. CHARLES MATHEWS--A HARVEST FESTIVAL AT THE VILLAGE CHURCH

XXV. COMPENSATION--NICE CALCULATIONS IN OLD DAYS--EXPERTS--LLOYD AND I

XXVI. ELECTION PETITIONS

XXVII. MY CANDIDATURE FOR BARNSTAPLE

XXVIII. THE TICHBORNE CASE

XXIX. A VISIT TO SHEFFIELD--MRS. HAILSTONE'S DANISH BOARHOUND

XXX. AN EXPERT IN HANDWRITING--"DO YOU KNOW JOE BROWN?"

XXXI. APPOINTED A JUDGE--MY FIRST TRIAL FOR MURDER

XXXII. ON THE MIDLAND CIRCUIT

XXXIII. JACK

XXXIV. TWO TRAGEDIES

XXXV. THE ST. NEOTS CASE

XXXVI. A NIGHT AT NOTTINGHAM

XXXVII. HOW I MET AN INCORRIGIBLE PUNSTER

XXXVIII. THE TILNEY STREET OUTRAGE--"ARE YOU NOT GOING TO PUT ON THE

BLACK CAP, MY LORD?"

XXXIX. SEVERAL SCENES

XL. DR. LAMSON--A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY--A WILL CASE

XLI. MR.J.L. TOOLE ON THE BENCH

XLII. A FULL MEMBER OF THE JOCKEY CLUB

XLIII. THE LITTLE MOUSE AND THE PRISONER--THE BRUTALITY OF OUR OLD

LAWS

XLIV. THE LAST OF LORD CAMPBELL--WINE AND WATER--SIR THOMAS WILDE

XLV. HOW I CROSS-EXAMINED PRINCE LOUIS NAPOLEON

XLVI. THE NEW LAW ALLOWING THE ACCUSED TO GIVE EVIDENCE--THE CASE OF

DR. WALLACE, THE LAST I TRIED ON CIRCUIT

XLVII. A FAREWELL MEMORY OF JACK

XLVIII. OLD TURF FRIENDS

XLIX. LEAVING THE BENCH--LORD BRAMPTON

L. SENTENCES

LI. CARDINAL MANNING--"OUR CHAPEL"

APPENDIX

THE REMINISCENCES OF SIR HENRY HAWKINS.

(NOW LORD BRAMPTON.)

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CHAPTER I.

AT BEDFORD SCHOOL.

My father was a solicitor at Hitchin, and much esteemed in the county

of Hertford. He was also agent for many of the county families, with

whom he was in friendly intercourse. My mother was the daughter of

the respected Clerk of the Peace for Bedfordshire, a position of good

influence, which might be, and is occasionally, of great assistance

to a young man commencing his career at the Bar. To me it was of no

importance whatever.

My father had a large family, sons and daughters, of whom only two are

living. I mention this as an explanation of my early position when

straitened circumstances compelled a most rigid economy. During no

part of my educational career, either at school or in the Inn of Court

to which I belonged, had I anything but a small allowance from my

father. My life at home is as little worth telling as that of any

other in the same social position, and I pass it by, merely stating

that, after proper preparation, I was packed off to Bedford School for

a few years.

My life there would have been an uninteresting blank but for a little

circumstance which will presently be related. It was the custom

then at this very excellent foundation to give mainly a classical

education, and doubtless I attained a very fair proficiency in my

studies. Had I cultivated them, however, with the same assiduity as

I did many of my pursuits in after-life, I might have attained some

eminence as a professor of the dead languages, and arrived at the

dignity of one of the masters of Bedford.

However, if I had any ambition at that time, it was not to become a

professor of dead languages, but to see what I could make of my own.

It is of no interest to any one that I had great numbers of peg-tops

and marbles, or learnt to be a pretty good swimmer in the Ouse. There

was a greater swim prepared for me in after-life, and that is the only

reason for my referring to it.

In the year 1830 Bedford Schoolhouse occupied the whole of one side of

St. Paul's Square, which faced the High Street. From that part of the

building you commanded a view of the square and the beautiful country

around. The sleepy old bridge spanned the still more sleepy river,

over which lay the quiet road leading to the little village of

Willshampstead, and it came along through the old square where the

schoolhouse was.

It was market day in Bedford, and there was the usual concourse of

buyers and sellers, tramps and country people in their Sunday gear;

farmers and their wives, with itinerant venders of every saleable and

unsaleable article from far and near.

I was in the upper schoolroom with another boy, and, looking out of

the window, had an opportunity of watching all that took place for a

considerable space. There was a good deal of merriment to divert our

attention, for there were clowns and merry-andrews passing along the

highroad, with singlestick players, Punch and Judy shows, and other

public amusers. Every one knows that the smallest event in the country

will cause a good deal of excitement, even if it be so small an

occurrence as a runaway horse.

There was, however, no runaway horse to-day; but suddenly a great

silence came over the people, and a sullen gloom that made a great

despondency in my mind without my knowing why. Public solemnity

affects even the youngest of us. At all events, it affected me.

Presently--and deeply is the event impressed on my mind after seventy

years of a busy life, full of almost every conceivable event--I saw,

emerging from a bystreet that led from Bedford Jail, and coming along

through the square and near the window where I was standing, a common

farm cart, drawn by a horse which was led by a labouring man. As I was

above the crowd on the first floor I could see there was a layer of

straw in the cart at the bottom, and above it, tumbled into a rough

heap, as though carelessly thrown in, a quantity of the same; and I

could see also from all the surrounding circumstances, especially the

pallid faces of the crowd, that there was something sad about it all.

The horse moved slowly along, at almost a snail's pace, while behind

walked a poor, sad couple with their heads bowed down, and each with

a hand on the tail-board of the cart. They were evidently overwhelmed

with grief.

Happily we have no such processions now; even Justice itself has been

humanized to some extent, and the law's cruel severity mitigated. The

cart contained the rude shell into which had been laid the body of

this poor man and woman's only son, _a youth of seventeen, hanged that

morning at Bedford Jail for setting fire to a stack of corn_!

He was now being conveyed to the village of Willshampstead, six miles

from Bedford, there to be laid in the little churchyard where in his

childhood he had played. He was the son of very respectable labouring

people of Willshampstead; had been misled into committing what was

more a boyish freak than a crime, and was hanged. That was all the

authorities could do for him, and they did it. This is the remotest

and the saddest reminiscence of my life, and the only sad one I mean

to relate, if I can avoid it.

But years afterwards, when I became a judge, this picture,

photographed on my mind as it was, gave me many a lesson which I

believe was turned to good account on the judicial bench. It was

mainly useful in impressing on my mind the great consideration of the

surrounding circumstances of every crime, the _degree_ of guilt in

the criminal, and the difference in the degrees of the same kind of

offence. About this I shall say something hereafter.

I remained at this school until I had acquired all the learning my

father thought necessary for my future position, as he intended it to

be, and much more than I thought necessary, unless I was to get my

living by teaching Latin and Greek.

In due course I was articled to my worthy uncle, the Clerk of the

Peace, and, had I possessed my present experience, should have known

that it was a diplomatic move of the most profound policy to enable

me, if anything happened to him, to succeed to that important dignity.

Had I been ambitious of wealth, there were other offices which my

uncle held, to the great satisfaction of the county as well as his

own. These would naturally descend to me, and I should have been in a

position of great prominence in the county, with a very respectable

income.

But I hated the drudgery of an attorney's office. In six months I saw

enough of its documentary evidence to convince me that I hated it

from my heart, and that nothing on earth would induce me to become a

solicitor. I took good care, meek as I was, to show this determination

to my friends. It was my only chance of escape. But while remaining

there it was my duty to work, however hateful the task, and I did so.

Even this, to me, most odious business had its advantages in

after-life. I attended one morning with my uncle the Petty Sessions of

Hertford, where, no doubt, I was supposed to enlarge my knowledge

of sessions practice; it certainly did so, for I knew nothing, and

received a lesson, which is not only my earliest recollection, but my

first experience in _Advocacy_.

At this Hertford Petty Sessional Division the chairman was a somewhat

pompous clergyman, but very devoted to his duties. He was strict in

his application of the law when he knew it, but it was fortunate for

some delinquents, although unfortunate for others, that he did not

always possess sufficient knowledge to act independently of his

clerk's opinion, while the clerk's opinion did not always depend upon

his knowledge of law.

An impudent vagabond was brought up before this clergyman charged with

a violent and unprovoked assault on a man in a public-house. He was

said to have gone into the room where the prosecutor was, and to have

taken up his jug of ale and appropriated the contents to his own use

without the owner's consent. The prosecutor, annoyed at the outrage,

rose, and was immediately knocked down by the interloper, and in

falling cut his head.

There was to my untutored mind no defence, but the accused was a

man of remarkable cunning and not a little ingenuity. He knew the

magistrate well, and his special weakness, which was vanity. By his

knowledge the man completely outwitted his adversary, and shifted the

charge from himself on to the prosecutor's shoulders. The curious

thing was he cross-examined the reverend chairman instead of the

witness, which I thought a master-stroke of policy, if not advocacy.

"You know this public-house, sir?" he asked.

The reverend gentleman nodded.

"I put it to yourself, sir, as a gentleman: how would you have liked

it if another man had come to your house and drunk your beer?"

There was no necessity to give an answer to this question. It answered

itself. The reverend gentleman would not have liked it, and, seeing

this, the accused continued,--

"Well, your honour, this here man comes and takes my beer.

"'Halloa, Jack!' I ses, 'no more o' that.'

"'No,' he says, 'there's no more; it's all gone.'

"'Stop a bit," says I; 'that wun't do, nuther.'

"'That wun't do?' he says. 'Wool that do?' and he ups with the jug and

hits me a smack in the mouth, and down I goes clean on the floor; he

then falls atop of me and right on the pot he held in his hand, which

broke with his fall, bein' a earthenware jug, and cuts his head, and

'Sarve him right,' I hopes your honour'll say; and the proof of which

statement is, sir, that there's the cut o' that jug on his forehead

plainly visible for anybody to see at this present moment. Now, sir,

what next? for there's summat else.

"'Jack,' says I, 'I'll summon you for this assault.'

"'Yes,' he says, 'and so'll I; I'll have ee afore his Worship Mr.

Knox.'

"'Afore his Worship Mr. Knox?' says I. 'And why not afore his Worship

the Rev. Mr. Hull? He's the gentleman for my money--a real gentleman

as'll hear reason, and do justice atween man and man.'

"'What!' says Jack, with an oath that I ain't going to repeat afore a

clergyman--'what!' he says, 'a d--d old dromedary like that!'

"'Dromedary, sir,' meaning your worship! Did anybody ever hear such

wile words against a clergyman, let alone a magistrate, sir? And he

then has the cheek to come here and ask you to believe him. 'Old

dromedary!' says he--' a d--d old dromedary.'"

Mr. Hull, the reverend chairman, was naturally very indignant,

not that he minded on his own account, as he said--that was of no

consequence--but a man who could use such foul language was not to be

believed on his oath. He therefore dismissed the summons, and ordered

the prosecutor to pay the costs.

I think both my father and uncle still nursed the idea that I was to

become the good old-fashioned county attorney, for they perpetually

rang in my ears the praises of "our Bench" and "our chairman," out

Bench being by far the biggest thing in Hertfordshire, except when a

couple of notables came down to contest the heavy-weight championship

or some other noble prize.

For myself, I can truly say I had no ambition at this time beyond

earning my bread, for I pretty well knew I had to trust entirely to

my own exertions. The fortunate have many friends, and it is just the

fortunate who are best without them. I had none, and desired none,

if they were to advise me against my inclinations. My term being now

expired, for I loyally pursued my studies to the bitter end, my mind

was made up, ambition or no ambition, for the Bar or the Stage.

Like most young men, I loved acting, and quite believed I would

succeed. My passion for the stage was encouraged by an old

schoolfellow of my father's when he was at Rugby, for whom I had, as a

boy, a great admiration. I forget whether in after-life I retained it,

for we drifted apart, and our divergent ways continued their course

without our meeting again.

Any worse decision, so far as my friends were concerned, could not be

conceived. They both remonstrated solemnly, and were deeply touched

with what they saw was my impending ruin, especially the ruin of their

hopes. In vain, however, did they attempt to persuade me; my mind was

as fixed as the mind of two-and-twenty can be. Having warned me in

terms of severity, they now addressed me in the language of affection,

and asked how I could be so headstrong and foolish as to attempt the

Bar, at which it was clear that I could only succeed after working

about twenty years as a special pleader.

They next set before me, as a terrible warning, my uncle, another

brother of my father's, who had gone to the Bar, and I will not say

never had any practice, for I believe he practised a good deal on

the Norfolk Broads, and once had a brief at sessions concerning

the irremovability of a pauper, which he conducted much to the

satisfaction of the pauper, although I believe the solicitor never

gave him another brief.

However, our family trio could not go on for ever quarrelling, and

at last they made a compromise with me, much to my satisfaction. My

father undertook to allow me a hundred a year for five years, and

after that time it was to cease automatically, whether I sank or swam,

with this solemn proviso, however, for the soothing of his conscience:

that if I sank _my fate was to be upon my own head_! I agreed also

to that part of the business, and accepting the terms, started for

London.

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