It was a warm night, late in May. For two long hours the battalion

steadily had kept at it--ploying into column, deploying again into

line, and varying things by an occasional march, in company front,

around the great hall. But there comes an end to all things, even to

a two hours' tramp over an unyielding floor, and at last the bugler,

standing beneath the crowded spectators' gallery, puckered his lips,

puffed out his cheeks, and blew the welcome bars of "Recall"--the

signal that it was ten o'clock and time to wind up the evening's

drill. One by one the companies filed out through the broad doorway,

and as the last man passed over the threshold--even while the closing

notes of the bugle-call still faintly rang among the arching trusses

of the vaulted roof--the waiting armorer pressed down the lever which,

at a single touch, extinguished the lights in the double row of

chandeliers, and left the drill-hall to silence and darkness.

But if all was dark and still in the hall below, upstairs the state of

affairs was in lively contrast, for in the company quarters there was

light in plenty and the hum of many voices, while presently a yell of

laughter from "K's" rooms, followed by a responsive roar from "A's"

corner, across the corridor, seemed to show that the manoeuvres

of the evening had not brought the men to the point of complete

exhaustion.

About the adjutant's desk, in the staff-room, a knot of officers had

gathered to talk over the night's work, and speculate upon the weather

of the morrow, for it was the night before Memorial Day, and the four

companies detailed for escort duty in the coming parade had been going

through a battalion drill, "To get shaken into shape for exhibition

purposes," as the major put it.

"The boys measured off a good step to-night: thirty elegant inches,

within an eighth," said the adjutant, footing up the last column

of the drill report, and then gracing it with his undecipherable

signature. "Yes, they stretched it out in gorgeous style, and the

last time they came 'round the hall the company wheels were just as

pretty as any you ever saw on a little, red wagon." This was in the

days when Upton yet was law in the land; before the "new regulations"

had come to vex the souls of company commanders.

"That's all well enough," remarked the major who was to command the

battalion next day; "but, after all, we're at the mercy of whatever

band we catch. It was a mistake to let ours go out of town for

to-morrow."

"It _was_ so," assented the adjutant, shoving a handful of documents

into the pigeon-hole labelled "Papers awaiting action," and then,

rising from his desk, "Do you know what band's been assigned?"

"Haven't heard," replied the major, with a yawn. "_I_ wouldn't ask

for any better marching music than the article the drum-corps deals

out. The boys swing along like machines, when they have the old tunes

to set 'em going;" and he began, to whistle "The British Grenadier,"

drumming with his fingers an accompaniment to the inspiring, old

refrain, but stopping when the sergeant-major entered and said, "The

colonel presents his compliments, and wishes the field and staff to

report to him in his room."

"Come along, fellows," said the major, buttoning up his fatigue

jacket. "This means an expedition against The Battery," and with this

safe prediction he led the way along the corridor towards the door

which bore upon its oaken panel the words "Colonel, Third Infantry."

"Come in," sang out the colonel, as the group of officers reached his

door, "come in for a minute. I need your advice. Only _four_ of you?

Why, where's 'Pay'?"

The major replied, "He's escaped, sir, but those of us who are left

are very much at your service--and full of advice."

"No doubt of it," laughed the colonel; "I've not the slightest doubt

of it. That's where the officer of volunteers never is found lacking.

I've yet to meet the one who's not prepared to give advice on any

matter, and at a minute's notice, too. Well, now for that same advice:

do you counsel an immediate and early scattering, or a brief visit

to the dominions of Sam? Weigh your words, for I've determined to be

guided to-night by the wishes of the majority."

"I haven't attained a 'majority'--as yet, sir," said the adjutant,

speaking rapidly and beginning to unbuckle his belt; "but with due

deference to my seniors, I would state that the evening has been

long, warm, and very arid; enough so to reduce some of us--_one_ I

can swear to--to a state bordering upon collapse. I therefore most

respectfully would suggest that The Battery be converted temporarily

into a field-hospital, and that Major Sawin, surgeon, Third Infantry,

be ordered to proceed thither without delay, to make provision for

such patients as later may report to him for treatment."

"Listen to the boy!" said the colonel, as the adjutant paused for

lack of breath. "And nobody has any better advice to offer?" he went

on. "Well, Bones, you heard? Trot along--you're not in uniform--and

start Sam on a bowl of claret-cup. The rest of us will join you in ten

minutes."

"I think _I'll_ do the compounding," said the surgeon, mentally

recalling a formula of his earlier days, "and if the results aren't

satisfactory--why, I'll resign and give Wilder his step;" and

he turned towards the door, pausing to remark, "Don't overheat

yourselves by hurrying, for I'm going to take my time in getting

there."

The ten minutes had stretched well along towards twenty, when an

uneven trampling of feet upon The Battery's stairs warned the waiting

surgeon that his patients were at hand. He had employed his time to

good purpose, however, and in the arrangement of his "field-hospital"

there lacked nothing which long experience could suggest.

Before the wide dormer-window--in which every sash had been thrown

open to catch whatever of breeze might stray that way--stood a round

table, bearing a huge glass pitcher, filled to the brim with crimson

claret-cup, and beaded with the dew of its icy contents. Five heavy

chairs were ranged near at hand, and to each a glass was allotted,

while beside every glass lay a newly filled pipe, ready for the

lighting. Save one shaded lamp, all the lights were out, to give

full play to the bright moonlight which came slanting in through the

casement, tracing curious patterns of light and shadow upon the floor

and walls. All looked cool and restful, and the surgeon gave just one

more satisfied glance at his preparations before turning to receive

his wearied brothers-in-arms.

"This way to the operating-table," he called out, as the door was

flung open. "The instruments are ready, and the surgeon is waiting. I

shall make no diagnosis in individual cases--since it is apparent that

your ailment has reached the proportions of an epidemic--but shall

treat you collectively."

"Bones, you deserve to be thanked 'in orders,'" said the colonel

impressively, after a comprehensive survey of the surroundings. "Sit

down, all--and Charley, you man the pitcher."

"I chose a pitcher in preference to a bowl," explained the beaming

doctor, waving his hand in the direction of that seductive-looking

vessel, "because the effect upon the eye is so much more pleasing. I

tell you, the careful practitioner has to watch out for even the most

trifling details."

A clatter of chairs followed this remark, succeeded by the musical

tinkle of ice, as the adjutant filled the glasses. Then came a moment

of refreshing silence; and finally five grateful men set down their

empty tumblers with a universal, long-drawn sigh of comfort and

supreme content.

"Wilder will not get his step _this_ time," said the colonel, holding

his glass in readiness for refilling, "for your reputation, Bones, is

saved."

"Your appreciation touches me," replied the surgeon, leaning forward

to possess himself of a pipe, an example followed by the others. One

after another the matches cracked and flamed, until five corn-cobs

glowed soothingly in the dim, half-light of the quiet room, sending a

pale cloud of fragrant smoke adrift across the moonbeams, to twist and

circle in the fitful current of air from the open casement.

"With the brigade band, which you'll have to-morrow," observed the

colonel, between puffs, to the major, "you ought to go 'swinging on

the old, old gait.'"

"So it's to be the brigade band?" said the major. "Good enough! Just

before we left the armory we were discussing our chances on music."

"Well, music is rather important," returned the colonel, "for a good

band can put life into the lamest column. I once even knew a band to

put life into a dead man, too. Fact!"

"Extraordinary!" murmured the major. "I've heard plenty of bands bad

enough to strike a man dead, but I never happened to discover one that

seemed quite up to the resurrection pitch. Perhaps, Colonel, you'll

tell us about it?"

"I'm blessed if I don't," was the colonel's reply to this suggestion,

"if for nothing else than punishment for the doubt implied in your

tone."

"Thank you, sir," said the major politely, bestowing his lazy length

upon the cushions of the window-seat, where he settled himself in all

comfort. "It's a good long time since we've had a yarn from you, and

I'm pleased to learn that we're in a fair way to get you started."

This judicious remark was not without its effect, for the chief pulled

the major's empty chair handily near, gently deposited his feet upon

it, and observed, "Well, if I've told you this incident at all, I'm

sure it hasn't been within a year, so it will be as good as new." Then

he turned his head and called, "Sam, come and put out that lamp,"

adding, "Moonlight's good enough for story-telling--and somehow

lamplight makes a discord on a night like this."

"Got ev'rythin' handy, Cun'l?" inquired Sam, as the flame flickered

and went out.

"Yes, everything except _you_," responded the commanding officer.

"Pull up a chair, Sam, and kindle your disreputable old briarwood; for

I'm going to yarn about a shindy in which your battery trumped the

winning trick, and I shall need your corroborative testimony."

Sam brought a chair, seated himself with proper deliberation, and

added his contribution to the ever-thickening cloud of smoke; those

whose glasses stood in need of refilling took the precautions

necessary to avert a drought; and the colonel, fixing his eyes upon

the cloudless sky without, began:

"Back in '64--a matter of a fortnight or so before that little

affair at Three Mile Creek, where you, Sam, got scraped across the

wrist, and won that medal of yours--the 'Old Regiment' found itself

at a most forsaken sort of place which was going to ruin under the

name of Ashford Four Corners. Why we had been dumped down in that

particular spot we neither knew nor greatly cared, for we had reached

a point in soldierly indifference which enabled us to take our billet

unquestioningly, though not always uncomplainingly. Even old Burleigh,

our colonel, hadn't a very definite conception of our exact errand,

for he told us that we had been ordered to sit down, keep our eyes

open, and stay there until we were sent for,--an order which, at the

time, seemed easy of execution, though rather purposeless.

"With all due pomp and circumstance we marched into and through

Ashford Four Corners, and took up a position about half a mile beyond

the straggling collection of tumble-down buildings composing that

metropolis; and there we prepared to 'sit down,' as _per_ orders, and

'keep our eyes open' to see that nothing came along over a sandy road

running off, in a southeasterly direction, into the dense woods in our

front."

"Wal, 'twarnt sich a bad idee, havin' ye thar," observed Sam, between

puffs, "an' I guess ye seen th' reason for't, finally."

"Oh, yes, the reason made itself unpleasantly obvious later," assented

the colonel; "but along at the first we were rather pleased at being

sent off and--as we thought--side-tracked, for we hadn't the slightest

expectation of seeing or hearing anything from the enemy. No, we

certainly weren't grumbling much over the detail, for we'd had a hot

and trying time of it for ten days hand-running, and the prospect of

even a few hours of rest and quiet seemed attractive.

"But though we weren't looking for trouble, we'd 'been in the

business' too long to take anything for granted, and so we had a turn

at pick-and-shovel drill, and threw up a very workmanlike line of

breastworks, neatly topped-off with logs; and after the earth had been

heaped up and patted down we surveyed the result of our labors, called

it good, and waited patiently to see if anybody would blunder along

that way to help us in a house-warming.

"In billiards 'position is everything,'" the colonel observed,

after a short pause to obtain necessary restoratives, "and the same

rule applies in war. Our position, as we lay at ease in our hastily

constructed works, was fairly good. If I had the blackboard here I

could show you, in ten strokes of the chalk, just how the land lay;

but the blackboard isn't here, and, moreover, I should be too lazy to

lift the chalk if it _were_ here; and therefore I'll state that our

line was established across the tapering end of a fan-shaped clearing,

and in such a manner that both flanks were protected by dense woods,

while on our left an impenetrable swamp afforded us additional

security. The open ground in our front stretched away for a distance

of about five hundred yards, ending at the edge of the unbroken

forest. Do I make clear the situation?"

"Perfectly, sir," said the adjutant, rattling the ice in the pitcher,

by way of serving notice that he stood ready to fill any or all

depleted glasses.

"'Twas a good 'nough lay-out for inf'ntry," commented Sam, "but thar

warn't quite th' right slope t' git th' best work out o' guns."

"I daresay not," said the colonel, in reply to this bit of criticism,

"but your guns were able to accomplish all that we asked, eh? By the

way, did you _ever_ get a position that suited your exacting taste?"

"Wal, yis," remarked Sam, after an instant of meditation, "seems like

we _did_ once--at Malvern Hill. We hed jest th' right drop, thar,

an' our plungin' fire cut out work thet warn't far from bein' plain

butchery."

"After we'd got settled," resumed the colonel, "we began to look about

for amusement; but the 'Four Corners' didn't seem to afford much in

that line, and so most of us put in our time at making up lost sleep,

and we certainly might have found less profitable employment. Of

course we sent out foraging parties, but the few unhappy hens that

fell into their hands didn't go far towards making chicken salad for

four hundred hungry men, and so we fell back upon our usual healthful

diet of hard-tack and 'salt horse.' Lord! what wouldn't I have given

for a bottle of cold beer, or a pitcher of this blessed mixture," and

the chief, moved by the recollection of past privations, emptied his

half-filled glass at a single swallow.

The watchful adjutant promptly made good the deficiency in his

superior's tumbler, and then did himself a like kindness; Van Sickles,

who quietly had been smoking in a shadowy corner, rose, stretched

himself, and flung himself down upon the end of the window-seat

opposite the major; and then the colonel--just as the city clocks

began to strike eleven--went on, "Up to nightfall there had been no

developments, and when we bundled ourselves up in our blankets, after

posting pickets, it was with a comfortable feeling that we were in for

a quiet night.

"I'd been officer of the guard the night before, and probably

I don't need to say how soundly I fell asleep. But when, along

towards morning, a shot rang out from somewhere in the darkness

beyond, followed by another, and then by two or three in quick

succession--why, I came rolling out of my blankets in almighty short

order, and it didn't take an alarm-clock to tell me that it was time

to be getting up. Well, the long roll sounded, the regiment fell in,

and presently in came the pickets to report the enemy in our front.

"By this time the night was pretty well along, and the first hazy

light of the new day was beginning to come; but there wasn't quite

enough of it to show us what was going on across the clearing, and so

we threw out skirmishers into the woods on either flank, and waited

for the next number on the programme. For a good half-hour we stood

there, behind the breastworks, without being able to detect a movement

in our front; and I--believing the whole thing due to an attack of

'nerves'--had begun to try what satisfaction I could get from damning

the eyes and ears of the pickets who had spoiled my beauty-sleep, when

Bob Sheldon, my captain, touched my arm, and silently pointed out

towards the clearing.

"Now, all this time the light had been gathering strength, and though

it still was too dim to enable us easily to distinguish objects

at any distance, I yet could make out what seemed to be a line of

skirmishers, slowly moving up towards us. A second glance told me

that my eyes had not deceived me, and I turned towards Sheldon, with,

'My apologies to the pickets. I damned 'em too hastily, for we're to

have company at breakfast, surer than gospel.' 'Yes; them's them,'

said Bob, 'but not all of 'em. I'd give a pipeful of plug to know

what's hidden over there in the woods.' 'Where'd be the fun in that?'

I inquired, stooping over to rub my knee, which had stiffened up a

trifle during the night. 'If we knew what was coming, the chances are

that we'd leg it; and then what would become of the reputations we've

been so long in building up?'

"I straightened up, as I spoke, and again peered over the crest of

the breastwork, discovering that the advancing line had halted about

two hundred yards from us, evidently without any great ambition to

attempt a closer investigation; for at this stage in the war, you must

understand, both the Confederates and we had learned to think twice

before intruding upon a force well entrenched. These fellows, however,

didn't get much time to ponder on the situation, for we gave them a

volley which sent them to the rear again, though they retired slowly,

and fired as they fell back."

"About as my skirmishers did last October," said the major, half to

himself, as he recalled an episode of the regiment's latest engagement.

"Yes; exactly as your men did," said the chief, catching this remark,

"with this exception: your boys _all_ went back, but when this line

gave ground it left three poor devils lying motionless in the damp

grass. Ah, yes; a 'Fall Drill' would be very like a real fight--if it

weren't so different," and he paused to liven up his pipe by a few

quick, strong puffs.

"This little exchange of compliments--the way we had in those days,

you know, of saying 'How d'ye do?'--was only the curtain-raiser to the

real performance," the colonel resumed, after his pipe again had begun

to glow and smoke like a toy volcano, "and we hadn't long to wait for

the beginning of it. In something less than fifteen minutes after

we'd cut loose with that preliminary volley, a regiment came marching

out from the woods, changed direction to the right, and formed line

of battle; another followed it, and formed on its left; and in the

interval between them a battery swung into position and unlimbered.

That made the odds two to one, in infantry--and six to nothing in the

matter of guns."

"Then ye don't count th' breastworks for nothin'?" queried Sam, who

was in a critical mood.

"Well, they ought to be considered," admitted the colonel, with a

laugh, "and I'll call it an even thing on infantry, but the guns

we'll have to figure at sixes and zeros; and as an old gunner, Sam,

you'll admit that the other fellows held the stronger hand.

"Now, we didn't care much for the infantry part of the show, but the

artillery feature promised to be interesting. The sight of those six

guns, I make no bones of admitting, worried me considerably; and even

old Burleigh himself showed signs of unusual animation when he turned

to Frazier, our quartermaster, with, 'Frazier, did you ever see a man

ride like hell?' 'Yes, sir, I've seen several men riding that way,'

replied the quartermaster. 'Well, then,' blurted out old Burleigh,

'get on your horse, and ride back to the brigade--in _just_ that way!

Give the general my compliments, and tell him I want some guns, and

in the biggest kind of hurry, too, if I'm to hold this position. Say

that I've got a brigade, at the least, to handle, and nobody knows how

much more. I guess I can stand 'em off for an hour, unless they're in

force enough to walk right over me, and I'll give you exactly those

sixty minutes for getting the guns here. That's all--go! and Frazier

started at a gallop, just as the first shell came screeching across

the clearing.

"'Twas all-fired short range for artill'ry work," commented Sam, at

this point, "an' I've always allowed thet th' only thing thet saved ye

were raw gunners. _Must_ ha' be'n that, for guns half handled would

ha' had ye dead an' buried 'fore we got up."

"Yes, the guns seemed frightfully near," assented the chief, slightly

shifting his position, to bring his glass within easier reach, "and I

think your guess about the gunners must be a good one, for a smartly

handled battery ought to have wiped us off the face of the earth in

less than half the time that we faced this one. In fact, now that

I come to think of it, I remember noticing that most of the shells

went over us, and wondering how soon the pieces would be depressed

sufficiently to knock our line of works into a cocked hat.

"Well, as I've said, Frazier left for the rear in something of a

hurry, and none of us devoted much time to watching his departure, for

in front there was more than plenty to take up our attention. Five

hundred yards was as long range for the muskets of those days as it

was close quarters for guns; but we couldn't stand idle and take _all_

the pounding, and so we went in for a little firing on our own account.

"For a time things were rather in a mixed-up mess, and I had my hands

full in seeing that my boys kept cool--or decently near it--and

didn't go to chucking their ammunition away too generously; so you

can understand that I had no eye for anything except what went on in

my immediate vicinity. But I can remember, as distinctly as if it

had occurred but yesterday, how I turned, when a shell burst just

over us, and saw poor Bob Sheldon throw up his hands, stagger, and go

plunging down, flat upon his face. I was at his side in an instant,

but there was nothing to be done, for he lay there _dead_, with the

blood gushing in torrents from a frightful wound which apparently had

crushed in his skull. Poor old Bob! I turned him over upon his back,

gave just one hurried look at him, and then went back to the company,

for--our second lieutenant being then in hospital--I was the only

officer left."

The colonel paused long enough to take a sip from his glass, holding

it for an instant up before him to catch the effect of the bright

moonlight upon the ruddy claret. Then he went on: "Just how long we'd

been at it I'm not certain--for it's hard to compute time when every

minute is crowded with noise, and smoke, and death; but finally there

came a let-up in the firing, and with it an indescribable sort of

feeling that something new was about to happen. I was walking up and

down behind my company--now and again saying a word to steady the

boys--when, from our rear, I heard the music of a military band; and

presently, as it drew nearer, I caught the air it was playing. It was

our own band--we were one of the few volunteer regiments provided

with such a luxury--and old Colonel Burleigh had ordered it to march

up to the front, playing for all it was worth, in the hope that the

Confederates might be led to believe that we were being reënforced.

"Now, we were a careless and godless set, the most of us, but we were

a Massachusetts regiment, New Englanders born and bred, and we all

knew the 'psalm tunes' of our boyhood days; so when the band came

marching up, thundering out the 'Portuguese Hymn'--that grand old

psalm beginning,

'How firm a foundation, ye saints of the Lord,'--

the effect was instantaneous. The old colonel afterwards told us that

he had intended to pass along word for the boys to set up a cheer when

the band began to play, but the command never was given; for when our

fellows recognized the old, familiar air, they rose as one man, and

shouted and yelled, and yelled again, until the woods reëchoed with

the cheering.

"The cheering was at its height when an inspiration came to our

color-sergeant--a great, bearded fellow, with a voice like a

trumpet--and, holding high in air the torn and faded colors, he sprang

upon the breastworks, and roared out the second verse of the hymn--

'Fear not, I am with thee; oh, be not dismayed!

I, I am thy God, and will still give thee aid;

I'll strengthen thee, help thee, and cause thee to stand,

Upheld by my righteous, omnipotent hand.'

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