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[Illustration: WHEEL OR WOE.
_Maud_ (_who has had the misfortune to bring her Cousin from Provincial
Town into the Row_). "BUT, GOOD GRACIOUS! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACCUSTOMED
TO HORSES; IN FACT, YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD BEEN RIDING A GOOD DEAL LATELY."
_He_ (_in intervals of bumping_). "B--B--BUT IT WAS A B--B--BICYCLE!"]
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