HOUSE LAUNCHING.

The launching of the two brick houses in Garden-street was completely

successful. They were moved nearly ten feet, _occupied at the time by

their tenants_, without having sustained any injury. The preparations

were the work of some time; the two buildings having been put upon ways,

or into a cradle, were easily screwed on a new foundation. The inventor

of _this simple and cheap mode of moving tenanted brick buildings_, is

entitled to the thanks of the public. _In the course of time_, it is

likely that houses will be put up upon ways at brick or stone quarries,

and sold as ships are, _to be delivered in any part of the city.

--American Paper._

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_In the course of time_ we really do not know what is not to happen in

America. Jonathan promises to grow so big, and to do such wonders in a

day or two, that no bounds can be placed to his performances _in the

future tense_. Everything will of course be on a scale of grandeur

proportioned to his country, which, as he observes in his Travels in

England, is "bigger and more like a world" than our boasted land;

instead, therefore, of going about in confined, close carriages as

people do here, the Americans will rattle through the streets to their

routs and parties in their houses. One tenanted brick building will be

driven up to the door of another. A further improvement may here be

suggested. Jonathan is fond of chairs with rockers, that is, chairs with

a cradle-bottom, on which he see-saws himself as he smokes his pipe and

fuddles his sublime faculties with liquor. Now by putting a house on

rockers, this trouble and exertion of the individual on a scale so small

and unworthy of a great people would be spared, and every tenant of a

brick building would be rocked at the same time, and by one common piece

of machinery. The effect of a whole city nid-nid-nodding after dinner,

will be extremely magnificent and worthy of America. As for the

feasibility of the thing, nothing can be more obvious. If houses can be

put upon cradles for launching, they can be put upon cradles for

rocking; and if tenants do not object to being conveyed from one part of

the city to another in their mansions, they will not surely take fright

at an agreeable stationary see-saw in them.--_London Magazine._

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