A MONOLOGUE--WITH A MORAL.

SCENE--_An airless Court in a London back street._

TIME--_August._

_Jimmy_ (_aged eight, to_ FLORRIE, _aged seven_). No, I ain't

comin' to the Reckereation Groun', not jess yit, I carn't.... I'm goin'

ter wyte about 'ere till the lidy comes.... Why, 'er as is comin' to

see my Muvver 'bout sendin' me fur a fortnight in the kerntry.... Yus,

where I was larst year.... It's settled as I'm ter go agine--leastways

as _good_ as settled. My Farver 'e've sent in a happlication to the

K'mitty, and Teacher 'e sez 'e kin reckermend me, an' Mr. and Mrs.

DELVES--them as 'ad the cottidge where I went afore--they've

arst fur to 'ave me agin--so yer see, FLORRIE, it's all

_right_. On'y I carn't settle to nuffink afore I know when I'm goin',

an' about the trine an' that. Yer 'ave ter roide in a trine ter git

to the kerntry, yer know.... Wot, ain't yer never bin there?... Yer'd

wanter fawst enough if yer knoo what it was loike.... There's grorss

there, an' trees an' that.... Na-ow, a _lot_ better 'n the Reckereation

Groun'--that's all mide outer old grivestones as the deaders 'as done

wiv. There's 'ills an' bushes an' 'edges where yer can pick flowers.

...There ain't no perlice to _git_ yer locked up.... An' everyfink

smells so lovelly, kinder 'elthy like--it mikes yer feel 'ungry....

Not like sassages an' inions azackly--'tain't that sorter smell....

On'y 'ere an' there, an' yer'd 'ardly tell they _was_ shops, they kerry

'em on that quoiet.... Yer wouldn' call it poky if yer was there. Mr.

DELVES 'e _was_ a kind man, 'e was; mide me a whistle outer

a sickermore brornch, 'e did; an' Mrs. DELVES she lemme 'elp

her feed the chickings.... They 'ad a garding beyind, an' there was

rasberries an' gooseberries a growin on bushes--strite, they was--I

ain't tellin' yer no lies--an' eat as many as yer like, yer could.

An' they 'ad a dog--_Rover 'is_ nime was--'e was a koind dog, lemme

lay insoide of 'is kennel orfen, 'e would.... I'd like ter 'ave a run

over thet Common agen, too. I dessay as I shell--p'reps the d'y arter

to-morrer.... There's a pond on it, an' geese, an' they comes at yer a

stritching out their necks an' a-'i sin' thet sevidge.... Na-ow, yer've

on'y got ter walk up to 'em, an' they goes orf purtendin' they took

yer fur somebody else, an' wasn't meanin' no offence. I ain't afride

o' no geese, I ain't--nor yet LILY wasn't neither. We sor a

pig 'aving a ring put froo 'is nose one day. 'E 'ollered out like 'e

was bein' killed--but 'e wasn't. An' there was a blecksmiff's, where

they put the 'orse's shoes on red 'ot, an' the 'orse 'e never took no

notice. Me an' LILY used ter go fur long walks, all under

trees. Once she showed me a squill--"sqerl" _she_ kep' a-callin' of

it, till I tole 'er 'ow--an' it run up a tree zigzag, and jumped on

to another ever so fur. That was when we was pickin' nuts. We went a

blackberryin', too, one day.... Na-ow, there warn't nobody dead. An'

LILY.... LILY DELVES 'er nime was, b'longed to them I

was stoppin' wiv.... I didn't notice partickler.... Older nor you, an'

bigger, an' lots redder 'bout the cheeks.... She wasn't a bad sort--fur

a gal.... I dunno; I liked _all_ on 'em.... Well, there was Farmer

FURROWS, 'e was very familiar, said as 'ow I might go inter

'is horchard an' pick the happles up as was layin' there jest fur the

arskin'. An' BOB RUMBLE, 'im as druv Mr. KENNISTER

the grocer's cart, 'e used ter gimme a roide along of 'im when 'e

was tikin' round porcels an' that. We'd go along lanes that 'igh

yer couldn't see nuffink fur leaves; and once 'e druv along a Pork

with tremenjus big trees in it, an' stagses walkin' about underneath

with grite big 'orns.... Suthink like 'im as is drawed outside the

public round the corner--on'y they warn't none o' them gold. I 'speck

them gold ones is furrin.... An' the grub--we 'ad beefstike pudd'n

o' Sundays, an' as much bread an' treacle every day as ever I could

eat, an' I _was_ 'ungry when I was in the kerntry.... An' when I come

away Mrs. DELVES she gethered me a big noseguy fur to tike

'ome to Muvver--kissantimums, marigoles, an' dyliers, all sorts there

was--an' Muvver she put 'em in a jug, an' soon as ever I shet my eyes

an' sniffed, I could see that garding an' _Rover_ an' LILY as

_pline_--but they went bad, an' 'ad to be froed aw'y at larst. I shall

see 'em all agine very soon now, though, won' thet be proime, eh?...

Whatsy? 'Ere, FLORRIE, you ain't _croyin'_, are yer?... Why

don't yer arsk yer Farver if 'e won't let _you_ go.... Oh, I thought as

yer _wanted_ to go. Then what _are_ yer----?... No, I ain't gled to git

aw'y from you.... A-course I shell be gled to see 'er; but that ain't

why, it's jest----You ain't never bin in the kerntry, or you'd know 'ow

I'm feelin'.... There's the lidy comin' now. I must cut across an' 'ear

what she sez to Muvver.... Don' tike on--'tain't on'y fur a fortnight,

anyway.... Look 'ere, I got suthink for yer, FLORRIE, bought

it orf a man what 'ad a tray on 'em--its a wornut, d'yer see? Now open

it--ain't them two little choiner dolls noice, eh?... I'd rorther you

'ad it nor 'er, strite, I would!... I'll be back in a minnit.

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