A few months after the Streathamite morning visit to St.
Martin’s-street that has been narrated, an evening party was arranged
by Dr. Burney, for bringing thither again Dr. Johnson and Mrs. Thrale,
at the desire of Mr. and Mrs. Greville and Mrs. Crewe; who wished,
under the quiet roof of Dr. Burney, to make acquaintance with those
celebrated personages.
This meeting, though more fully furnished with materials, produced
not the same spirit or interest as its predecessor; and it owed,
unfortunately, its miscarriage to the anxious efforts of Dr. Burney for
heightening its success.
To take off, as he hoped, what might be stiff or formidable in an
appointed encounter between persons of such highly famed conversational
powers, who, absolute strangers to one another, must emulously, on
each side, wish to shine with superior lustre, he determined
To mingle sweet discourse with music sweet;
and to vary, as well as soften the energy of intellectual debate,
by the science and the sweetness of instrumental harmony. But the
lovers of music, and the adepts in conversation, are rarely in true
unison. Exceptions only form, not mar a rule; as witness Messieurs
Crisp, Twining, and Bewley, who were equally eminent for musical and
for mental melody: but, in general, the discourse-votaries think time
thrown away, or misapplied, that is not devoted exclusively to the
powers of reason; while the votaries of harmony deem pleasure and taste
discarded, where precedence is not accorded to the melting delight of
modulated sounds.
The party consisted of Dr. Johnson, Mr. and Mrs. Greville, Mrs. Crewe,
Mr., Mrs., and Miss Thrale; Signor Piozzi, Mr. Charles Burney, the
Doctor, his wife, and four of his daughters.[18]
Mr. Greville, in manner, mien, and high personal presentation, was
still the superb Mr. Greville of other days; though from a considerable
diminution of the substantial possessions which erst had given him
pre-eminence at the clubs and on the turf, the splendour of his
importance was now superseded by newer and richer claimants. And even in
_ton_ and fashion, though his rank in life kept him a certain place, his
influence, no longer seconded by fortune, was on the wane.
Mrs. Greville, whose decadence was in that very line in which alone her
husband escaped it,—personal beauty,—had lost, at an early period,
her external attractions, from the excessive thinness that had given to
her erst fine and most delicate small features, a cast of sharpness so
keen and meagre, that, joined to the shrewdly intellectual expression
of her countenance, made her seem fitted to sit for a portrait, such as
might have been delineated by Spencer, of a penetrating, puissant, and
sarcastic fairy queen. She still, however, preserved her early fame;
her Ode to Indifference having twined around her brow a garland of
wide-spreading and unfading fragrance.
Mrs. Crewe seemed to inherit from both parents only what was best.
She was still in a blaze of beauty that her happy and justly poised
_embonpoint_ preserved, with a roseate freshness, that eclipsed even
juvenile rivalry, not then alone, but nearly to the end of a long life.
With all the unavoidable consciousness of only looking, only speaking,
only smiling to give pleasure and receive homage, Mrs. Crewe, even from
her earliest days, had evinced an intuitive eagerness for the sight of
whoever or whatever was original, or peculiar, that gave her a lively
taste for acquiring information; not deep, indeed, nor scientific; but
intelligent, communicative, and gay. She had earnestly, therefore,
availed herself of an opportunity thus free from parade or trouble, of
taking an intimate view of so celebrated a philosopher as Dr. Johnson;
of whom she wished to form a personal judgment, confirmatory or
contradictory, of the rumours, pro and contra, that had instigated her
curiosity.
Mr. Thrale, also, was willing to be present at this interview, from
which he flattered himself with receiving much diversion, through the
literary skirmishes, the pleasant retorts courteous, and the sharp
pointed repartees, that he expected to hear reciprocated between Mrs.
Greville, Mrs. Thrale, and Dr. Johnson: for though entirely a man of
peace, and a gentleman in his character, he had a singular amusement
in hearing, instigating, and provoking a war of words, alternating
triumph and overthrow, between clever and ambitious colloquial
combatants, where, as here, there was nothing that could inflict
disgrace upon defeat.
And this, indeed, in a milder degree, was the idea of entertainment
from the meeting that had generally been conceived. But the first step
taken by Dr. Burney for social conciliation, which was calling for a
cantata from Signor Piozzi, turned out, on the contrary, the herald
to general discomfiture; for it cast a damp of delay upon the mental
gladiators, that dimmed the brightness of the spirit with which, it is
probable, they had meant to vanquish each the other.
Piozzi, a first rate singer, whose voice was deliciously sweet, and
whose expression was perfect, sung in his very best manner, from his
desire to do honour to _il Capo di Casa_; but _il Capo di Casa_ and
his family alone did justice to his strains: neither the Grevilles nor
the Thrales heeded music beyond what belonged to it as fashion: the
expectations of the Grevilles were all occupied by Dr. Johnson; and
those of the Thrales by the authoress of the Ode to Indifference. When
Piozzi, therefore, arose, the party remained as little advanced in
any method or pleasure for carrying on the evening, as upon its first
entrance into the room.
Mr. Greville, who had been curious to see, and who intended to examine
this leviathan of literature, as Dr. Johnson was called in the
current pamphlets of the day, considered it to be his proper post to
open the campaign of the _conversatione_. But he had heard so much,
from his friend Topham Beauclerk, whose highest honour was that of
classing himself as one of the friends of Dr. Johnson; not only of
the bright intellect with which the Doctor brought forth his wit and
knowledge; and of the splendid talents with which he displayed them
when they were aptly met; but also of the overwhelming ability with
which he dismounted and threw into the mire of ridicule and shame, the
antagonist who ventured to attack him with any species of sarcasm, that
he was cautious how to encounter so tremendous a literary athletic. He
thought it, therefore, most consonant to his dignity to leave his own
character as an author in the back ground; and to take the field with
the aristocratic armour of pedigree and distinction. Aloof, therefore,
he kept from all; and, assuming his most supercilious air of distant
superiority, planted himself, immovable as a noble statue, upon the
hearth, as if a stranger to the whole set.
Mrs. Greville would willingly have entered the lists herself, but that
she naturally concluded Dr. Johnson would make the advances.
And Mrs. Crewe, to whom all this seemed odd and unaccountable, but
to whom, also, from her love of any thing unusual, it was secretly
amusing, sat perfectly passive in silent observance.
Dr. Johnson, himself, had come with the full intention of passing
two or three hours, with well chosen companions, in social elegance.
His own expectations, indeed, were small—for what could meet their
expansion? his wish, however, to try all sorts and all conditions
of persons, as far as belonged to their intellect, was unqualified
and unlimited; and gave to him nearly as much desire to see others,
as his great fame gave to others to see his eminent self. But his
signal peculiarity in regard to society, could not be surmised by
strangers; and was as yet unknown even to Dr. Burney. This was that,
notwithstanding the superior powers with which he followed up every
given subject, he scarcely ever began one himself; or, to use the
phrase of Sir W. W. Pepys, originated; though the masterly manner
in which, as soon as any topic was started, he seized it in all its
bearings, had so much the air of belonging to the leader of the
discourse, that this singularity was unnoticed and unsuspected, save by
the experienced observation of long years of acquaintance.
Not, therefore, being summoned to hold forth, he remained silent;
composedly at first, and afterwards abstractedly.
Dr. Burney now began to feel considerably embarrassed; though still he
cherished hopes of ultimate relief from some auspicious circumstance
that, sooner or later, would operate, he hoped, in his favour, through
the magnetism of congenial talents.
Vainly, however, he sought to elicit some observations that might
lead to disserting discourse; all his attempts received only quiet,
acquiescent replies, “signifying nothing.” Every one was awaiting some
spontaneous opening from Dr. Johnson.
Mrs. Thrale, of the whole coterie, was alone at her ease. She feared
not Dr. Johnson; for fear made no part of her composition; and with
Mrs. Greville, as a fair rival genius, she would have been glad,
from curiosity, to have had the honour of a little tilt, in full
carelessness of its event; for though triumphant when victorious,
she had spirits so volatile, and such utter exemption from envy or
spleen, that she was gaily free from mortification when vanquished.
But she knew the meeting to have been fabricated for Dr. Johnson; and,
therefore, though not without difficulty, constrained herself to be
passive.
When, however, she observed the sardonic disposition of Mr. Greville
to stare around him at the whole company in curious silence, she felt
a defiance against his aristocracy beat in every pulse; for, however
grandly he might look back to the long ancestry of the Brookes and
the Grevilles, she had a glowing consciousness that her own blood,
rapid and fluent, flowed in her veins from Adam of Saltsberg; and, at
length, provoked by the dullness of a taciturnity that, in the midst
of such renowned interlocutors, produced as narcotic a torpor as could
have been caused by a dearth the most barren of human faculties; she
grew tired of the music, and yet more tired of remaining, what as
little suited her inclinations as her abilities, a mere cipher in the
company; and, holding such a position, and all its concomitants, to
be ridiculous, her spirits rose rebelliously above her control; and,
in a fit of utter recklessness of what might be thought of her by her
fine new acquaintance, she suddenly, but softly, arose, and stealing
on tip-toe behind Signor Piozzi; who was accompanying himself on the
piano-forte to an animated _arria parlante_, with his back to the
company, and his face to the wall; she ludicrously began imitating him
by squaring her elbows, elevating them with ecstatic shrugs of the
shoulders, and casting up her eyes, while languishingly reclining her
head; as if she were not less enthusiastically, though somewhat more
suddenly, struck with the transports of harmony than himself.
This grotesque ebullition of ungovernable gaiety was not perceived by
Dr. Johnson, who faced the fire, with his back to the performer and the
instrument. But the amusement which such an unlooked for exhibition
caused to the party, was momentary; for Dr. Burney, shocked lest the
poor Signor should observe, and be hurt by this mimicry, glided gently
round to Mrs. Thrale, and, with something between pleasantry and
severity, whispered to her, “Because, Madam, you have no ear yourself
for music, will you destroy the attention of all who, in that one
point, are otherwise gifted?”
It was now that shone the brightest attribute of Mrs. Thrale, sweetness
of temper. She took this rebuke with a candour, and a sense of its
justice the most amiable: she nodded her approbation of the admonition;
and, returning to her chair, quietly sat down, as she afterwards said,
like a pretty little miss, for the remainder of one of the most humdrum
evenings that she had ever passed.
Strange, indeed, strange and most strange, the event considered, was
this opening intercourse between Mrs. Thrale and Signor Piozzi. Little
could she imagine that the person she was thus called away from holding
up to ridicule, would become, but a few years afterwards, the idol
of her fancy and the lord of her destiny! And little did the company
present imagine, that this burlesque scene was but the first of a drama
the most extraordinary of real life, of which these two persons were
to be the hero and heroine: though, when the catastrophe was known,
this incident, witnessed by so many, was recollected and repeated from
coterie to coterie throughout London, with comments and sarcasms of
endless variety.
The most innocent person of all that went forward was the laurelled
chief of the little association, Dr. Johnson; who, though his love for
Dr. Burney made it a pleasure to him to have been included in the
invitation, marvelled, probably, by this time, since uncalled upon
to distinguish himself, why he had been bidden to the meeting. But,
as the evening advanced, he wrapt himself up in his own thoughts, in
a manner it was frequently less difficult to him to do than to let
alone, and became completely absorbed in silent rumination: sustaining,
nevertheless, a grave and composed demeanour, with an air by no means
wanting in dignity any more than in urbanity.
Very unexpectedly, however, ere the evening closed, he shewed himself
alive to what surrounded him, by one of those singular starts of
vision, that made him seem at times,—though purblind to things in
common, and to things inanimate,—gifted with an eye of instinct for
espying any action or position that he thought merited reprehension:
for, all at once, looking fixedly on Mr. Greville, who, without much
self-denial, the night being very cold, pertinaciously kept his station
before the chimney-piece, he exclaimed: “If it were not for depriving
the ladies of the fire,—I should like to stand upon the hearth myself!”
A smile gleamed upon every face at this pointed speech. Mr. Greville
tried to smile himself, though faintly and scoffingly. He tried,
also, to hold to his post, as if determined to disregard so cavalier
a liberty: but the sight of every eye around him cast down, and every
visage struggling vainly to appear serious, disconcerted him; and
though, for two or three minutes, he disdained to move, the awkwardness
of a general pause impelled him, ere long, to glide back to his chair;
but he rang the bell with force as he passed it, to order his carriage.
It is probable that Dr. Johnson had observed the high air and mien of
Mr. Greville, and had purposely brought forth that remark to disenchant
him from his self-consequence.
The party then broke up; and no one from amongst it ever asked, or
wished for its repetition.
If the mode of the first queen of the _Bas Bleu_ Societies, Mrs. Vesey,
had here been adopted, for destroying the formality of the circle, the
party would certainly have been less scrupulously ceremonious; for if
any two of the gifted persons present had been jostled unaffectedly
together, there can be little doubt that the plan and purpose of Dr.
Burney would have been answered by a spirited conversation. But neither
then, nor since, has so happy a confusion to all order of etiquette
been instituted, as was set afloat by that remarkable lady; whose
amiable and intelligent simplicity made her follow up the suggestions
of her singular fancy, without being at all aware that she did not
follow those of common custom.