THE RETURN TO TOWN

It was with somewhat a heavy heart that we prepared to leave Salamis

for the winter. Yet inscrutable lust of adventure spurred us on;

the city, also, is the place for work. In the country one is too

comfortable, and there are too many distractions. Either cider, or

stars, or the blue sparkle of the furnace fire--all these require

frequent attentions. But it was hard to part with Long Island’s charms

in November, loveliest of months. The copper-coloured woods, the

chrysanthemums, the brisk walk to the morning train, the yellow crackle

of logs in the chimney, the chill dry whisper of the neighbouring belt

of trees heard at midnight from an airy veranda--these are some of the

excitements we shall miss. Most of all, perhaps, that stony little

unlit lane, traversed in pitch darkness towards supper time, until,

coming clear of the trees, you open up the Dipper, sprawled low across

the northern sky.

It was hard, too, to leave Salamis just when its winter season of

innocent gayeties was commencing. You would hardly believe how much

is going on! Did you know that that deathless old railroad station is

being (as they say of ships) reconditioned? And there’s going to be

a drug store in Salamis Heights. The new Methodist church is nearly

finished--and, most glamorous of all, we now have an actual tea-room at

the entrance to the Salamis Estates. When you are motoring out that way

you can see if we don’t speak the truth. In another five years, most

likely, we shall have street lights along our lonely wood road to Green

Escape--and pavements--and gas to cook with. But there never will be

quite as many fairies in the woods as there have been these past three

years.

But, perhaps fortunately, the day set for moving into town was wet and

drizzly. And the labour of piling into Dame Quickly various baggages,

hampers, toys, a go-cart, and the component railings, girders, rods,

springs and mattresses of two cribs was lively enough to oust from the

mind any pangs of mere sentiment. The mind of one who has accomplished

that task, in shirt-sleeves under a dripping weather, is heated

enough to make him ready for any sort of adventurous foray. The Dame,

also, grossly overloaded, and travelling smartly on greasy ways, was

skiddish. As is ever our fortune, we found the road through Astoria

torn up for repairs. This involved a circuit along a most horrible

bypath, where our ill-adjusted freight leaped crazily with every

lurch, go-cart and mattresses descended on our neck, and the violence

of the bumping caused the crib-girders to burst through the rear of

the Dame’s canopy. Also we incurred, and probably deserved, a stern

rebuke from a gigantic policeman on Second Avenue. To tell the truth,

in a downshoot of rain and peering desperately through a streaming

wind-shield, we did not know he was a policeman at first. We thought he

was an L pillar.

Yet, when both voyages were safely accomplished--one for the baggage,

and one for the household: it would be harder to say which lading was

the tighter squeeze--what an exhilaration to move once more in the city

of our adoring. It is true that we began by making an immediate enemy

in the apartment house, for, as we were quite innocently taking a trunk

upstairs in the elevator, assisted by the cheerful elderly attendant, a

lady living in the same house entered by chance and burst into violent

reproach because _her_ baggage had had to go aloft in the freight

elevator. She accused the attendant of favouritism; to which he, quite

placidly, explained that this particular baggage had been delivered at

the front door in a private car. This compliment to the Dame pleased

us, but knowing nothing of the rules, and being wet and pensive, we

pretended to be an expressman and said naught. The only other shock

was when we took the Dame to a neighbouring garage to recuperate for a

few days. (We were glad, then, it had been raining, for the well-loved

vehicle looked very sleek and shiny, and it was too dark for the garage

man to notice the holes in her top. We wouldn’t want him to sneer at

her, and his garage, we observed, was full of very handsome cars.) When

he said it would cost the Dame $1.50 a night to live there we were a

little horrified. That, we reflected, was what we used to pay ourself

at the old Continental Hotel in Philly, the inn where the Prince of

Wales (the old one) and Dickens and Lincoln and others stayed. We now

look with greater and greater astonishment at all the cars we see in

New York. How can any one afford to keep them?

We were dispatched to do some hasty marketing, in time for supper.

We made off to our favourite shopping street--Amsterdam Avenue.

Delightedly we gazed into those alluring windows. In a dairy, a young

lady of dark and appealing loveliness made us welcome. When we ordered

milk and laid in a stock of groceries, making it plain to her (by

consulting a list) that we were speaking on behalf of the head of the

house, she urged us to advise Titania to open an account. Money she

seemed loath to accept: it could all be paid for at the end of the

month, she said. It is well to shop referring perplexedly to a little

list. This proves that you are an humble, honest paterfamilias, acting

only under orders. To such credit is always lavish, and fair milkmaids

generously tender.

Various tradesmen in that neighbourhood were surprised, in the tail end

of a wet and depressing day, by unexpected increments of traffic. “Just

nick the bone?” inquired the butcher, when, from our list, we read him

the item about rib lamb chops. “Yes, just nick the bone,” we assented,

not being very definite on the subject. We were interested in admiring

the thick sawdust on the floor, very pleasant to slide the foot upon.

The laundry man was just closing when we arrived with our bundle.

“Here’s a new customer for you,” we announced. Whatever private sorrows

he has were erased from his manly forehead. He told us that he also

does tailoring. Cleaning and pressing, he insisted. We had a private

feeling, a little shameful, that he hasn’t got as good a customer as he

imagines. Next door to the tailor, by the way, and right opposite the

apartment house, is a carpenter who advertises his skill at bookshelves.

How different it is from Salamis nights. Hanging out of the kitchen

window (having gone to the rear of the apartment to see what the

icebox is like: it’s a beauty)--instead of Orion’s Belt and the dry

rustle of the trees, we see those steep walls of lighted windows,

discreetly blinded, hear sudden shrills of music from above and below.

Just through the wall, as we lie abed, we can hear the queer droning

whine of the elevator; through the open window, the clang of trolleys

on Broadway. Hunting through the books that belong in the furnished

apartment, after startling ourself by reading Mr. D. H. Lawrence’s

poems called _Look! We Have Come Through!_ we found an old Conan

Doyle--always our favourite bedtime author. _The Adventures of Gerard_,

indeed, and we are going to have a go at it immediately.

Yes, it’s very different from Salamis; but Adventure is everywhere, and

we like to take things as we find them. We have never been anywhere

yet, whether in the steerage of the _Mauretania_ or in a private

lunch-room at the Bankers’ Club, where there wasn’t more amusement than

we deserved.

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