OUR "DUMB" PETS BUREAU.

AS ONE OF FAMILY--CAT (lady), elderly; would give slight services (mousing,

etc.) in return for comfortable home. No dogs. Highest refs. Strictest

confidence.

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PARROT seeks sit. with refined conversationalists. Eighty years in last

place. Cause of leaving, death of owner.

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RABBIT.--Quiet, domesticated, with family of nine, wishes to find home with

vegetarians. Sleep out.

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DOG, young, seeks home in cheerful family. Well-bred society. Children not

objected to. Liberal table and good outings necessary.

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PONY, no longer young, quiet tastes, is seeking post with family where

motor is kept.

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SOW, eleven encumbrances, wishes to board with Jewish family. Liberal

table.

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LONELY goldfish would like to meet with another similarly situated. View to

partnership.

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DONKEY, at present in seaside town, wishes post inland during holiday

months. Suitable for bed-ridden invalid.

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CANARY, powerful notes, enthusiastic singer, seeks board-residence with

musical family.

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HOMES FROM HOME--CUCKOOS coming England in April desire addresses of

well-appointed nests for depositing eggs. Personally investigated.

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AU PAIR--ROBIN, having maisonette larger than he requires (flower-pot),

would like to find another to share it.

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COCKEREL, early riser, smart, good appearance, seeks sit. in country house.

Preference for one with home-farm immediately adjacent.

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PET LAMB, the property of butcher's daughter, desires home with humane

gentlewomen.

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SPANIEL, field, rather stout but pleasing appearance, is giving up country

pursuits owing to difference with game-keeper. Would join lady in carriage

drives and meals.

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PEKINESE, noble birth, would go as companion in Ducal family living in good

neighbourhood. Carriage. No knowledge of Chinese required.

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[Illustration: "I'M LOOKING FOR MY MOTHER. HAS SHE BEEN IN HERE? I KNOW SHE

WENT TO BUY A CHICKEN, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE HER CHICKEN BUTCHER."]

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