PROTEST TO YOUR M.P.

I protest against the continued refusal of my fire to burn up, for

which Government maladministration is responsible. I urge you to do

all in your power to see that a warm ruddy glow is cast continually

over my dining-room. The men, women and children of your constituency

will judge you at the next election by your action in this matter.

And then there is the question of the miscellaneous material which is now

being supplied in the name of coal, especially those large flat pieces of

excellent slate. As things are now I often wonder that the miners don't

make use of them for propaganda purposes. Chalked manifestoes such as--

We demand forty-four shillings more a ton, a five-hour week and

control of the mines

would do much to convert the armchair critic as he digs about in the

scuttle. When we get our coal from the State, however, we shall, of course,

carefully set apart these sections of slate, wrap them in brown-paper and

send them by parcel post to the nearest elementary school, with a note to

say there must have been an inter-departmental error.

From State coal too it will only be a step to State firewood, and we know

from the papers what lots the Government has of that. Army huts, tables,

bed-boards, trestles, aeroplanes, railway trucks--there is no end to it

all. And underneath the firewood, of course, carefully packed, comes the

daily newspaper itself. There can be little doubt that, once they have

obtained a grip of coal and kindling-wood, the Government will proceed to

nationalise the Press.

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