CHAPTER XXIII.

DHULEEP SINGH—AND FIFTY YEARS AFTER.

WE must pass back to the fifties to introduce a personage who figures

conspicuously in the sixties and seventies, both in comedy and tragedy,

and then shuffled off this mortal coil and has long since been forgotten.

It was in ’56 when England had annexed Oude, that the ex-Queen and a

considerable retinue arrived in London to “protest”—a process that must

have enlightened, if it did not benefit, them in the ways of Imperial

Policy.

Half-a-dozen houses in Marylebone Road were secured as a temporary

palace, and it was thither, as a lad, that I accompanied my father, who

had once held high office in the Punjaub.

The exact spot was where the Baker Street station now stands, and as one

is nothing unless one is accurate, conceive entering the present dismal

premises and finding in the “reception room” two or three beds, in one of

which was the Queen; about the floor various courtiers were littered,

whilst the atmosphere was so sour that one felt thankful the old woman’s

reign had been cut short, and that henceforth sanitary arrangements, a

tub, and other adjuncts of Christianity would prevail in Oude after the

family had realised that “No mistakes were rectified after leaving the

counter,” and that “Don’t you wish you may get it?” embodied our

beneficent policy in the abstract.

Baker Street at the time swarmed with Mohammedans, for, by a coincidence,

Lord Panmure, the Earl of Dalhousie, and Sir John Lawrence—all more or

less associated with India—had houses in that then fashionable

neighbourhood, and so enabled the “protesters” to combine business with

pleasure at comparatively slight physical inconvenience.

Dhuleep Singh, another reputed Punjaubee, had also at this time been

brought to England, and, although then pursuing the ordinary course of a

schoolboy under General Oliphant, it was only later, as a Norfolk

landlord, a masher, a burlesque conspirator, and the owner of the finest

emeralds in the world, that he came into prominence.

It is in these latter roles that we purpose to interest our readers.

During the minority of this most fortunate Asiatic the savings out of his

annuity of £40,000 a year had amounted to a colossal sum, and so Dhuleep

Singh first comes into prominence, on attaining his majority, as a

Norfolk squire and the owner of Elvedon Hall.

An excellent shot, it was some few years later that he made the

sportsmanlike wager with Lord Sefton to slaughter a thousand head of game

within a day. Rabbits were included in the bet, and impossible as such a

feat may appear, the tameness of the pheasants in the over-stocked home

preserves made it quite feasible. For some reason, however, it never

came off.

At this period the Maharajah was in high favour at Court; his children,

after his marriage with the unpretentious little lady he wooed and won at

Singapore, were permitted to play with British Royal sprigs, and the

Heir-apparent invariably had a week’s shooting with his dusky neighbour

and a suitably selected party in the autumn.

But despite the glamour these reunions may be supposed to have spread

over him Dhuleep Singh had ever an eye to business, and a contract was

made with Baily, the poulterer in Mount Street, for a shilling a head all

round for all surplus hares, rabbits, pheasants, and what-not slaughtered

at Elvedon Hall.

The Maharajah’s behaviour meanwhile was all that was desirable. At Court

functions he was resplendent in emeralds and diamonds, and the slab, six

inches by four, on his swordbelt was said to be the finest emerald in the

world.

The jewellers to whom was deputed the task of cutting, setting, and

otherwise improving the barbaric gems of the youthful prince are said to

trace their present Bond Street position to this fortunate selection.

It was only when his Highness assumed evening dress that visions of

Mooltan, Chilianwallah, and Goojerat faded from one’s brain, and a podgy

little Hindoo seemed to stand before one, divested of that physique and

martial bearing one associates with either warriors or Sikhs, and only

requiring, as it were, a chutnee-pot peeping out of his pocket to

complete the illusion.

During the sixties and seventies Dhuleep Singh was in evidence

everywhere. An excellent whist player amongst such admitted champions as

Goldingham, Dupplin, “Cavendish” (on whist), and others, he was to be

found every afternoon at the Marlborough, or East India, or Whist Club

backing his opinion, and damning his partner if he ignored his “call for

trumps;” whilst every evening found him at the Alhambra graciously

accepting the homage of the houris in the green-room, and distributing

9-carat gimcracks with Oriental lavishness.

During this period apparently the Punjaub occupied only a secondary

position in his mind, and we next find him occupying a spacious flat in

King Street, Covent Garden, and it was there, doubtless, that visions of

charging at the head of the splendid horsemen of the Punjaub and the

wresting of India from British rule first entered his romantic brain; for

the Maharajah was a poet, though happily none of his effusions appear to

have been preserved. He may also have recollected that the Koh-i-noor

was once a crown jewel of Runjeet Singh, and his Highness was

passionately found of baubles.

Often have I seen him of an evening pacing to and fro outside the “Shirt

Shop” (as the Whist Club was affectionately called) maturing those

foolish plans that deprived him of his income for a while and led him

into straits that it is painful to realise. Occasionally, indeed, he

would rave at the injustice of the beggarly income the Government of

India accorded him, and then it was he conceived the brilliant idea of

coquetting with Russia for the simultaneous rising of the Punjaub and a

Russian invasion of India.

Not that one Sikh would have stirred at his call, and his proclamation

fizzed and went out like any squib at a Brock benefit. Added to this,

Russia rucked on him and his Highness fell into disgrace.

But still his vanity led him on, and he essayed to start for India, and

shipped as Pat Casey, though why Pat, and what part of Ireland Casey

hailed from will ever remain an unfathomable mystery.

The hero, however, never got beyond Aden, where he was politely invited

to retrace his steps. The “last phase” was as brief as it was

lamentable. Settling in Paris he again married. Then poverty

necessitated the sale of his jewels, sickness overtook him, and, broken

in body and mind, he asked and received pardon for his many foolish acts.

After his escapades in Paris he is said to have written to the British

Government, “_Capivi_,” evidently intending to reiterate the cypher

telegram attributed to Sir Charles Napier, the conqueror of Scinde,

“_Peccavi_” (a mot that will appeal to all classical readers). Thereupon

he was forgiven, and shortly after he died, and so the race of the “Lion

of the Punjaub” went out like a lamb.

What became of the second wife I never heard, what became of the Alhambra

lass and the dusky tadpoles that drove about the King’s Road at Brighton

history does not tell, for “Love is a queer thing, it comes and it goes,”

and all that remains to the present generation is the nebulous tale of a

misguided man who kicked down wealth, position, and a happy old age in

the reckless pursuit of a silly ambition.

FIFTY YEARS AFTER.

I cannot permit this opportunity to pass without reminding every reader

of the momentous issues that were for ever set at rest by the incredible

heroism of our army during the Mutiny in September fifty years ago, and

without encroaching on the beautiful story by W. H. Fitchett, within the

reach of everybody for 4½d., one may legitimately ask why many incidents

that then occurred have never been explained.

What is the _true_ version of the “_Stone_ Bridge” being left _open_ at

Lucknow?

Why is it invariably confused with the “_Iron_ Bridge?”

What was the _true_ reason of the Cawnpore reverse?

No history yet written has ever explained these points, which, however

justifiable at the time, may surely, after fifty years, have light thrown

upon them, and if Lord Roberts would give his version, many—including the

old brigade—would have their curiosity set at rest.

And touching those glorious days, what return has a grateful (!) country

made to the remnant that remains? An invitation to a levée and a

sandwich and a photographed group afterwards! A 5th Class Victorian

Order would have left nothing to be desired. For my part if I pass a

drummer boy of the brave 93rd I feel an irresistible inclination to raise

my hat in homage to a successor of those invincible Highlanders. And

then the irony of it! MacBean, the adjutant who passed through those

continuous hurricanes of shot and shell without a scratch, died of

lock-jaw, when in command of the regiment some twenty years after, from

cutting a corn.

Every patriot will forgive a digression on the day (December 6th) these

lines are being written, for it is a landmark in the annals of the Army

as recording the _last_ occasion (fifty years ago) that British infantry

advanced in line in old Peninsular formation—in slow time—halting

periodically and dressing on their coverers as we see on a Hyde Park

parade, under a terrific fire of shot and shrapnel, and then, breaking

into the old-fashioned charge, the irresistible cheer, and cold steel as

a climax.

For on that decisive day the Gwalior contingent, 80,000 strong,

splendidly drilled, the flower of the Sepoy Army, was shattered by Colin

Campbell and his handful of 3,400 men, and the neck of the great Mutiny

was broken.

No man living to-day who heard that crumpling sound and that avenging

cheer can ever—will ever—forget it, and it behoves you, my masters, to

remember, when you see the red and white-striped ribbon on the mendicant

selling matches, or his more fortunate comrade patrolling outside a shop

door, that in the words of Colin Campbell: “Every man of them that day

was worth his weight in gold to England.”

And here one is reminded of a German prejudice of the Dowager Queen

Adelaide (whom we all prayed for in our youth), who at levées and Court

functions insisted on kilted officers appearing in “trews”—the absence of

the “breeks” being too shockingly shocking.

And whilst on this subject I am reminded, by the recent death of George

FitzGeorge at Lucerne, of many incidents more or less military.

At Gibraltar as late as ’65 was a sentry posted on a promontory that

originally commanded a view of the Straits—but which a high wall had

subsequently obliterated—whose orders were “To keep a sharp look out and

immediately to report if the Spanish fleet was in sight.”

The Governor at the time was Sir Richard Airey, the most courteous of the

old English school of gentlemen, but probably the worst

Quartermaster-General that ever permitted boots and blankets to

accumulate at Balaclava and brave men to freeze and starve at the front.

It was an inspiration of his to utilise the stores with which Gibraltar

is permanently provisioned by a periodical issue of salt pork rations

that had accumulated since the Crimean War. Needless to add, much was

mouldy, and many the complaints, and on one occasion when a vehement

report reached him, he replied: “Leave it here, it shall be seen to.”

Not long after invitations were issued for a dinner at the Convent, to

which the “Board” on the rotten pork were invited.

The banquet was the finest a French cook could produce, and one dish with

“_Sauce Robert_” especially appreciated.

“That, gentlemen, is your rotten pork, and shows you how some men are

never satisfied,” was his Excellency’s appropriate (!) comment. But

there is not a _cordon bleu_ in every regimental cook-house.

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