CHAPTER VII. The Colonel

When Eliph' Hewlitt stepped out of the hotel the next morning, after he

had eaten his breakfast, and stood, with a wooden toothpick between his

lips, looking up and down the street, he felt a sense of exultation.

If he had been a victorious general, and Kilo a captured city of great

importance, he would have had a similar feeling. Already he felt that,

if he was not the captor of the town, he was one of its important

citizens, and practically the husband of an attractive woman whose

father owned sufficient property to be one of those who grumble about

taxes.

To a man who had been a wanderer all his life it was pleasant to feel

that he was soon to be kin to all the things he saw on Main Street,

brother to the town-pump and cousin to the flag pole, and to consider

that even the well-gnawed hitching rails were to be part of his future

years. He nodded across the street to Billings, the grocer and general

store man, as if he was an old acquaintance, and he watched Skinner, the

butcher, sweeping the walk, with a pleasant smile, for he saw in him a

future friend. He loved Kilo, and he was ready to like everything, from

the post office to the creamery. His whole future seemed destined to be

simple and pleasant, for he was resolved to do his best to make the town

like him, and there seemed little opportunity for complications in a

town that could all be seen at one glance.

Strangers think all small towns simple. The few stores are all plainly

labeled, the streets run at right angles, and the houses are set well

apart, like big letters in a primer. A small town looks like a story

without a plot, like: “See the cat. Does the cat see me? The cat sees

the dog;” beside which a city is as unfathomable as a Henry James

paragraph. To the stranger each man and woman he meets is a complete

individual, each standing alone, like letters on an alphabet block, and

not easily to be confused, one with the other. But these letters of the

small town's alphabet are often tangled into as long and complex words

as those of the greatest city; it takes but twenty-six letters to spell

all the passions. The letter A, that looked so distinctly separate, is

soon found to be connected with C and T in Cat, and with W and R in War,

as well as cross-connected with the C and W in Caw, and with T and R in

Tar; while the houses that stood so seemingly alone are all connected

and criss-crossed by lines of love and hate, of petty policy and revenge

and pride, quite as are nations or people who live in labyrinths, or in

a metropolis.

It was still too early in the morning for Eliph' Hewlitt to call on Miss

Sally, and there was no haste; the day was long. He even doubted whether

it would be good policy to call on her in the morning; he might find

her busy with household cares. Probably it would be best to wait for the

afternoon, when she would be at leisure. This, he decided would be

best. He would arrive in her presence at two o'clock, and four hours of

conversation would carry them to the point of being well acquainted, as

advised by Jarby's Encyclopedia. The next day he could enter the second

stage of the directions, and call with a book, present it; call after

dinner with a box of candy, present it; call after supper, and propose

a walk, visit the ice cream parlor, and on the way home offer his hand,

and be accepted. The chapter on “Courtship--How to Win the Affections”

advised against haste, and Eliph' did not wish to be hasty. To a man

of his spirit two days seemed rather long to devote to so simple a

matter--a real waste of time--but he was willing to take longer than

necessary, in order to follow the directions in spirit, as well as in

letter.

Eliph' settled himself into one of the chairs before the hotel

and opened his copy of Jarby's Encyclopedia at the chapter on

“Courtship--How to Win the Affections.” He was deep in it when the

landlord strolled around from the livery stable and sank into a chair by

his side.

“So you made up your mind to stay here, Sammy?” he asked. “I guess the

town'll be glad enough to have you. All this town needs to be a big

place is inhabitants. What you ought to do now it to settle down for

good, an' get married. There's some purty fine women in this town that

ain't picked up yet, but they won't last long, they way they're goin'.

Somebody gets married every couple of months.”

Eliph' looked up with a smile. Jim Wilkins did not know he had advised

the very thing he meant to do.

“I've thought some about it,” said Eliph', “'most everybody's getting

married now-a-days.”

“It's the popular thing 'round here,” said Jim. “Look across the street,

yonder. See that feller just goin' up to the lawyer's office? He's one

that's in the marry class, just now. That's Colonel Guthrie. He lives

out on the first farm beyond Main Street, and he's goin' to marry Sally

Briggs, daughter of old Pap Briggs, that we was talkin' to last night,

here.”

Eliph' Hewlitt stared at the Colonel, but he said nothing. He blamed

himself; he had wasted his opportunity. This was what came of being

slow! He should have completed his courtship at the picnic, or last

night at the sale. Jim Wilkins interrupted the thought.

“Leastways,” he said, “HE'LL get her if Skinner don't. It's a close run

between him an' Skinner. Skinner ain't so good lookin' as the Colonel,

but he's better fixed. It's Skinner owns our butcher-shop, an' it's

Skinner is buildin' our Opery House Block. Some say Skinner'll get Pap

Briggs' money, an' some says the Colonel will.”

“Are there any others?” asked Eliph', looking down the street to where

the raw brick of the opera house glowed in the sun.

“After Sally?” asked Jim Wilkins. “Well, there's sev'ral would like to

get her, I dare say. Sally Briggs is a pretty fine sort of woman, an'

Pap Briggs has quite considerable money, but the Colonel an' Skinner has

the inside track. No one else has a chance.”

Eliph' stroked his whiskers softly and coughed gently behind his hand.

“Briggs, did you say the name was?” he asked. “Seems to me I met a lady

at a picnic up Clarence way that had that name. You said the name was

Sally Briggs?”

“That's her,” said Wilkins. “Sally Ann Briggs. She's been visitin' up

there in Clarence.”

Eliph' nodded his head slowly.

“I seem to recollect her, since you mention it,” he said indifferently,

and then he added, “She spoke as if she might buy a copy of Jarby's

Encyclopedia of Knowledge and Compendium of Literature, Science and Art

when I saw her at that picnic. I guess I'll drop 'round and see if she's

ready to buy. If she' goin' to be married she ought to have a copy.”

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