Cast down his eyes and fell to junketing,—

not one daring to look upon them. Lovers of learning have many fair

and pleasant diversions, if they can no other way keep in their canine

and brutish appetites when they see the table spread. The bawling of

such fellows as anoint wrestlers, and the opinion of pedagogues that it

hinders our nourishment and dulls one’s head to discourse of learning

at table, are indeed of some force then, when we are called upon to

solve a fallacy like the _Indus_ or to dispute about the _Kyrieuon_

at a feast. For though the pith of the palm-tree is very sweet, yet

they say it will cause the headache. To discourse of logic at meals is

not indeed a very delicious banquet, is rather troublesome, and pains

one’s head; but if there be any who will not give us leave to discourse

philosophically or ask any question or read any thing at table, though

it be of those things which are not only decent and profitable but

also pleasantly merry, we will desire them not to trouble us, but to

talk in this style to the athletes in the Xystum and the Palaestra,

who have laid aside their books and are wont to spend their whole time

in jeers and scurrilous jests, being, as Aristo wittily expresses it,

smooth and hard, like the pillars in the gymnasium. But we must obey

our physicians, who advise us to keep some interval between supper and

sleep, and not to heap up together a great deal of victuals in our

stomachs and so shorten our breath (lest we presently by crude and

fermenting aliment overcharge our digestion), but rather to take some

space and breathing-time before we sleep. As those who have a mind to

exercise themselves after supper do not do it by running or wrestling,

but rather by gentle exercise, such as walking or dancing; so when we

intend to exercise our minds after supper, we are not to do it with any

thing of business or care, or with those sophistical disputes which

bring us into a vain-glorious and violent contention. But there are

many questions in natural philosophy which are easy to discuss and to

decide; there are many disquisitions which relate to manners, which

please the mind (as Homer expresses it) and do no way discompose it.

Questions in history and poetry have been by some ingeniously called

a second course to a learned man and a scholar. There are discourses

which are no way troublesome; and, besides, fables may be told. Nay, it

is easier to discourse of the pipe and lyre, or hear them discoursed

of, than it is to hear either of them played on. The quantity of time

allowed for this exercise is till our meat be gently settled within us,

so that our digestion may have power enough to master it.

21. Aristotle is of opinion that to walk after supper stirs up our

natural heat; but to sleep, if it be soon after, chokes it. Others

again say that rest aids digestion, and that motion disturbs it. Hence

some walk immediately after supper; others choose rather to keep

themselves still. But that man seems to obtain the design of both, who

cherishes and keeps his body quiet, not immediately suffering his mind

to become heavy and idle, but (as has been said) gently distributing

and lightening his spirits by either hearing or speaking some pleasant

thing, such as will neither molest nor oppress him.

22. Medicinal vomits and purges, which are the bitter reliefs of

gluttony, are not to be attempted without great necessity. The manner

of many is to fill themselves because they are empty, and again,

because they are full, to empty themselves contrary to nature, being

no less tormented with being full than being empty; or rather, they

are troubled at their fulness, as being a hindrance of their appetite,

and are always emptying themselves, that they may make room for new

enjoyment. The damage in these cases is evident; for the body is

disordered and torn by both these. It is an inconvenience that always

attends a vomit, that it increases and gives nourishment to this

insatiable humor. For it engenders hunger, as violent and turbulent

as a roaring torrent, which continually annoys a man, and forces him

to his meat, not like a natural appetite that calls for food, but

rather like inflammation that calls for plasters and physic. Wherefore

his pleasures are short and imperfect, and in the enjoyment are very

furious and unquiet; upon which there come distentions, and affections

of the pores, and retentions of the spirits, which will not wait for

the natural evacuations, but run over the surface of the body, so that

it is like an overloaded ship, where it is more necessary to throw

something overboard than to take any thing more in. Those disturbances

in our bellies which are caused by physic corrupt and consume our

inward parts, and do rather increase our superfluous humors than bring

them away; which is as if one that was troubled at the number of Greeks

that inhabited the city, should call in the Arabians and Scythians.

Some are so much mistaken that, in order that they may void their

customary and natural superfluities, they take Cnidian-berries or

scammony, or some other harsh and incongruous physic, which is more fit

to be carried away by purge than it is able to purge us. It is best

therefore by a moderate and regular diet to keep our body in order,

so that it may command itself as to fulness or emptiness. If at any

time there be a necessity, we may take a vomit, but without physic or

much tampering, and such a one as will not cause any great disturbance,

only enough to save us from indigestion by casting up gently what is

superfluous. For as linen cloths, when they are washed with soap and

nitre, are more worn out than when they are washed with water only, so

physical vomits corrupt and destroy the body. If at any time we are

costive, there is no medicine better than some sort of food which will

purge you gently and with ease, the trial of which is familiar to all,

and the use without any pain. But if it will not yield to those, we may

drink water for some days, or fast, or take a clyster, rather than take

any troublesome purging physic; which most men are inclined to do, like

that sort of women which take things on purpose to miscarry, that they

may be empty and begin afresh.

23. But to be done with these, there are some on the other side who are

too exact in enjoining themselves to periodical and set fasts, doing

amiss in teaching nature to want coercion when there is no occasion

for it, and making that abstinence necessary which is not so, and

all this at times when nature requires her accustomed way of living.

It is better to use those injunctions we lay upon our bodies with

more freedom, even when we have no ill symptom or suspicion upon us;

and so to order our diet (as has been said), that our bodies may be

always obedient to any change, and not be enslaved or tied up to one

manner of living, nor so exact in regarding the times, numbers, and

periods of our actions. For it is a life neither safe, easy, politic,

nor like a man, but more like the life of an oyster or the trunk of a

tree, to live so without any variety, and in restraint as to our meat,

abstinence, motion, and rest; casting ourselves into a gloomy, idle,

solitary, unsociable, and inglorious way of living, far remote from the

administration of the state,—at least (I may say) in my opinion.

24. For health is not to be purchased by sloth and idleness, for those

are chief inconveniences of sickness; and there is no difference

between him who thinks to enjoy his health by idleness and quiet, and

him who thinks to preserve his eyes by not using them, and his voice

by not speaking. For such a man’s health will not be any advantage

to him in the performance of many things he is obliged to do as a

man. Idleness can never be said to conduce to health, for it destroys

the very end of it. Nor is it true that they are the most healthful

that do least. For Xenocrates was not more healthful than Phocion, or

Theophrastus than Demetrius. It signified nothing to Epicurus or his

followers, as to that so much talked of good habit of body, that they

declined all business, though it were never so honorable. We ought to

preserve the natural constitution of our bodies by other means, knowing

every part of our life is capable of sickness and health.

The contrary advice to that which Plato gave his scholars is to be

given to those who are concerned in public business. For he was wont to

say, whenever he left his school; Go to, my boys, see that you employ

your leisure in some honest sport and pastime. Now to those that are in

public office our advice is, that they bestow their labor on honest and

necessary things, not tiring their bodies with small or inconsiderable

things. For most men upon accident torment themselves with watchings,

journeyings, and running up and down, for no advantage and with no good

design, but only that they may do others an injury, or because they

envy them or are competitors with them, or because they hunt after

unprofitable and empty glory. To such as these I think Democritus

chiefly spoke, when he said, that if the body should summon the soul

before a court on an action for ill-treatment, the soul would lose

the case. And perhaps on the other hand Theophrastus spoke well, when

he said metaphorically, that the soul pays a dear house-rent to its

landlord the body. But still the body is very much more inconvenienced

by the soul, when it is used beyond reason and there is not care enough

taken of it. For when it is in passion, action, or any concern, it does

not at all consider the body. Jason, being some-what out of humor,

said, that in little things we ought not to stand upon justice, so that

in greater things we may be sure to do it. We, and that in reason,

advise any public man to trifle and play with little things, and in

such cases to indulge himself, so that in worthy and great concerns he

may not bring a dull, tired, and weary body, but one that is the better

for having lain still, like a ship in the dock, that when the soul has

occasion again to call it into business, “it may run with her, like a

sucking colt with the mare.”

25. Upon which account, when business gives us leave, we ought to

refresh our bodies, grudging them neither sleep nor dinner nor that

ease which is the medium between pain and pleasure; not taking that

course which most men do, who thereby wear out their bodies by the many

changes they expose them to, making them like hot iron thrown into cold

water, by softening and troubling them with pleasures, after they have

been very much strained and oppressed with labor. And on the other

side, after they have opened their bodies and made them tender either

by wine or venery, they exercise them either at the bar or at court,

or enter upon some other business which requires earnest and vigorous

action. Heraclitus, when he was in a dropsy, desired his physician to

bring a drought upon his body, for it had a glut of rain. Most men are

very much in the wrong who, after being tired or having labored or

fasted, moisten (as it were) and dissolve their bodies in pleasure,

and again force and distend them after those pleasures. Nature does

not require that we should make the body amends at that rate. But an

intemperate and slavish mind, so soon as it is free from labor, like a

sailor, runs insolently into pleasures and delights, and again falls

upon business, so that nature can have no rest or leave to enjoy that

temper and calmness which it does desire, but is troubled and tormented

by all this irregularity. Those that have any discretion never so

much as offer pleasure to the body when it is laboring,—for at such

times they do not require it at all,—nor do they so much as think of

it, their minds being intent upon that employ they are in, either the

delight or diligence of the soul getting the mastery over all other

desires. Epaminondas is reported wittily to have said of a good man

that died about the time of the battle of Leuctra, How came he to have

so much leisure as to die, when there was so much business stirring?

It may truly be asked concerning a man that is either of public employ

or a scholar, What time can such a man spare, either to debauch his

stomach or be drunk or lascivious? For such men, after they have done

their business, allow quiet and repose to their bodies, reckoning not

only unprofitable pains but unnecessary pleasures to be enemies to

nature, and avoiding them as such.

26. I have heard that Tiberius Caesar was wont to say, that he was a

ridiculous man that held forth his hand to a physician after sixty. But

it seems to me to be a little too severely said. But this is certain,

that every man ought to have skill in his own pulse, for it is very

different in every man; neither ought he to be ignorant of the temper

of his own body, as to heat and cold, or what things do him good, and

what hurt. For he has no sense, and is both a blind and lame inhabitant

of his body, that must learn these things from another, and must ask

his physicians whether it is better with him in winter or summer;

or whether moist or dry things agree best with him, or whether his

pulse be frequent or slow. For it is necessary and easy to know such

things by custom and experience. It is convenient to understand more

what meats and drinks are wholesome than what are pleasant, and to

have more skill in what is good for the stomach than in what seems

good to the mouth, and in those things that are easy of digestion than

in those that gratify our palate. For it is no less scandalous to

ask a physician what is easy and what is hard of digestion, and what

will agree with your stomach and what not, than it is to ask what is

sweet, and what bitter, and what sour. They nowadays correct their

cooks, being able well enough to tell what is too sweet, too salt, or

too sour, but themselves do not know what will be light or easy of

digestion, and agreeable to them. Therefore in the seasoning of broth

they seldom err, but they do so scurvily pickle themselves every day

as to afford work enough for the physician. For that pottage is not

accounted best that is the sweetest, but they mingle bitter and sweet

together. But they force the body to partake of many, and those cloying

pleasures, either not knowing, or not remembering, that to things that

are good and wholesome nature adds a pleasure unmingled with any regret

or repentance afterward. We ought also to know what things are cognate

and convenient to our bodies, and be able to direct a proper diet to

any one upon any change of weather or other circumstance.

27. As for those inconveniences which sordidness and poverty bring upon

many, as gathering of fruit, continual labor, and running about, and

want of rest, which fall heavy upon the weaker parts of the body and

such as are inwardly infirm, we need not fear that any man of employ or

scholar—to whom our present discourse belongs—should be troubled with

them. But there is a severe sort of sordidness as to their studies,

which they ought to avoid, by which they are forced many times to

neglect their body, oftentimes denying it a supply when it has done

its work, making the mortal part of us do its share in work as well as

the immortal, and the earthly part as much as the heavenly. But, as

the ox said to his fellow-servant the camel, when he refused to ease

him of his burthen, It won’t be long before you carry my burthen and

me too: which fell out to be true, when the ox died. So it happens to

the mind, when it refuses that little relaxation and comfort which it

needs in its labor; for a little while after a fever or vertigo seizes

us, and then reading, discoursing, and disputing must be laid aside,

and it is forced to partake of the body’s distemper. Plato therefore

rightly exhorts us not to employ the mind without the body, nor the

body without the mind, but to drive them equally like a pair of horses;

and when at any time the body toils and labors with the mind, then to

be the more careful of it, and thus to gain its well-beloved health,

believing that it obliges us with the best of things when it is no

impediment to our knowledge and enjoyment of virtue, either in business

or discourse.

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