When the magazine was exhausted he filled it with fresh clips and turned

with the authority he had always wielded, and a new one that they

instantly recognized, upon his shivering countrymen.

"What are ye?" he yelled with withering scorn. "Sons of pigs who root in

the dung of this Foreign Devil's land, or men of the Dragon's blood? Are

ye the scum of the Yangtze River or honourable descendants of the Hairy

Rebels? Would ye avenge your brothers who have choked to death in the

breath of the stink-pots that have been flung among us? Will ye let

escape this horde of Foreign Devil enemies who have hurled at us giant

crackers that have spit death, now that they are near enough to feel how

the Dragon's blood can strike? Here are the Dragon's claws!" He waved

his bayoneted gun aloft. "Will ye die like men, or like slinking rats

stamped into the earth? All who are not cowards--come!" He waved the way

through the smoke to the grey figures emerging from it.

The Chinaman is no coward when once aroused. Death he faces as he faces

life, stoically, imperturbably. The coolies, reaching for the nearest

weapons, followed the man who showed the Dragon's blood. Many of them

understood the use of arms, having borne them for New China. Death was

upon them, and they went to meet it with death in their hands.

Kan Wong dragged up an uninjured machine gun the crew of which lay about

it. Fitting the bands of cartridges as he had seen the gunners do, he

turned the crank and swung it round on its revolving tripod. Before its

vicious rain he saw the grey figures fall, and a great joy welled up in

his breast. He signalled for other belts and worked the gun faster.

Round him the coolies rallied; others beyond the sound of his voice

joined in from pure instinct. The grey figures wavered, hesitated,

melted back into the smoke, and then strove to work around the fire of

the death-spitting group. But the Dragon's blood was up, the voice of

the Dragon's son cheered and directed the snarling, roused whelps to

whom war was an old, old trade, forgotten, and now remembered in this

strange, wild land. The joy of slaughter came savagely upon them. The

death that they had received they now gave back. In the place the white

men had fled, the yellow men now stood, descendants of the Tai-pings, as

fierce and wild as their once Hairy brothers.

Meanwhile, behind them the retreating line halted, stiffened by hurried

reinforcements. The officers rallied their men, paused and looked back

through the smoke. The line had given way and they must meet the

oncoming wave. Quickly reforming, they picked their ground for a stand

and waited. The moments passed, but no sign of the victors.

"What the hell is up?" snarled one of the reinforcing officers. "I

thought the line had given way."

"It has," replied the panting, battle-torn commander. "My men are all

back here; there's no one in front but the enemy!"

"What's that ahead, then?" The sharp bark of rifles, the _rat-a-tat_ of

machine guns, the boom of bursting grenades, and the yells, groans,

screams and shouts of the hand-to-hand conflict came through the

curtaining smoke in a mad jumble of savage sound.

"Damned if I know! We'd better find out!" They began moving their now

rallied men back into it.

Suddenly they came upon it--a writhing mass of jeans-clad coolies,

wild-eyed, their teeth bared in devilish, savage grins, their hands busy

with the implements of death, standing doggedly at bay before grey waves

that broke upon them as a sullen sea breaks and recedes before a jutting

point of land ...

With the reinforcements the tide turned, ebbing back in a struggling,

writhing fury, and soon the ground was clear again of all save the wreck

that such a wave leaves behind it. Once the line was re-established and

the soldiers holding it steadily, the coolies, once more the wielders of

pick and shovel, returned to the work of trench repairing, leaving the

fighting to those to whom it belonged.

The officers were puzzled. What had started them? What had injected that

mad fighting spirit into their yellow hides? What had caused them to

make that swift, wild, wonderful stand?

"Hey, you, John!" The commanding officer addressed one of them when a

lull came and they were busy again at the tumbled earth. "What you fight

for, hey?"

The coolie grinned foolishly.

"Him say fight. Him heap big man, alle same have Dlagon's blood. Him say

fight, we fight, _sabe_?" And he pointed to Kan Wong--Kan Wong, his head

bleeding from a wound, his eyes glowing with a green fury from between

their narrow lids, his long, strong hands, red with blood other than his

own, still clutching his rifle with a grip that had a tenderly savage

joy _in_ it.

The officer approached him.

"Are you the man who rallied the coolies and held the line?" he asked

shortly.

Kan Wong stiffened with a dignity to which he now felt he had a right.

"Me fight," he said quietly--"me fight, coolie fight, too. Me belong

Dlagon's blood. One time my people fighting men; long time I wait."

"You'll wait no longer," said the officer. He unpinned the cross from

his tunic and fastened it to the torn, bloody blouse of Kan Wong. "Off

to the east are men of your own race, fighting-men from China,

Cochin-China. That is the place for a man of the Dragon's blood--and

that is the tool that belongs in your hand till we're done with this

mess." He pointed to the rifle that Kan Wong still held with a stiff,

loving, lingering grip.

And so, on the other side of the world, the son of the Dragon came to

his own and realized the dreams of a glory he had missed.

"HUMORESQUE"

By FANNIE HURST

From _Cosmopolitan_

On either side of the Bowery, which cuts through like a drain to catch

its sewage, Every Man's Land, a reeking march of humanity and humidity,

steams with the excrement of seventeen languages, flung in _patois_ from

tenement windows, fire-escapes, curbs, stoops, and cellars whose walls

are terrible and spongy with fungi.

By that impregnable chemistry of race whereby the red blood of the

Mongolian and the red blood of the Caucasian become as oil and water in

the mingling, Mulberry Street, bounded by sixteen languages, runs its

intact Latin length of push-carts, clothes-lines, naked babies, drying

vermicelli; black-eyed women in rhinestone combs and perennially big

with child; whole families of button-hole makers, who first saw the

blue-and-gold light of Sorrento, bent at home work around a single gas

flare; pomaded barbers of a thousand Neapolitan amours. And then, just

as suddenly, almost without osmosis and by the mere stepping-down from

the curb, Mulberry becomes Mott Street, hung in grill-work balconies,

the mouldy smell of poverty touched up with incense. Orientals, whose

feet shuffle and whose faces are carved out of satinwood. Forbidden

women, their white, drugged faces behind upper windows. Yellow children,

incongruous enough in Western clothing. A drafty areaway with an oblique

of gaslight and a black well of descending staircase. Show-windows of

jade and tea and Chinese porcelains.

More streets emanating out from Mott like a handful of crooked,

rheumatic fingers, then suddenly the Bowery again, cowering beneath

elevated trains, where men, burned down to the butt end of soiled lives,

pass in and out and out and in of the knee-high swinging doors--a

veiny-nosed, acid-eaten race in themselves.

Allen Street, too, still more easterly and half as wide, is straddled

its entire width by the steely, long-legged skeleton of elevated

traffic, so that its third-floor windows no sooner shudder into silence

from the rushing shock of one train than they are shaken into chatter by

the passage of another. Indeed, third-floor dwellers of Allen Street,

reaching out, can almost touch the serrated edges of the elevated

structure, and in summer the smell of its hot rails becomes an actual

taste in the mouth. Passengers, in turn, look in upon this horizontal of

life as they whiz by. Once, in fact, the blurry figure of what might

have been a woman leaned out as she passed to toss into one Abrahm

Kantor's apartment a short-stemmed pink carnation. It hit softly on

little Leon Kantor's crib, brushing him fragrantly across the mouth and

causing him to pucker up.

Beneath, where, even in August noonday, the sun cannot find its way by a

chink, and babies lie stark naked in the cavernous shade, Allen Street

presents a sort of submarine and greenish gloom, as if its humanity were

actually moving through a sea of aqueous shadows, faces rather bleached

and shrunk from sunlessness as water can bleach and shrink. And then,

like a shimmering background of orange-finned and copper-flanked marine

life, the brass shops of Allen Street, whole rows of them, burn

flamelessly and without benefit of fuel.

To enter Abrahm Kantor's--Brasses--was three steps down, so that his

casement show-window, at best filmed over with the constant rain of dust

ground down from the rails above, was obscure enough, but crammed with

the copied loot of khedive and of czar. The seven-branch candlestick so

Biblical and supplicating of arms. An urn, shaped like Rebecca's, of

brass all beaten over with little poks. Things: cups, trays, knockers,

ikons, gargoyles, bowls, and teapots. A symphony of bells in graduated

sizes. Jardinières with fat sides. A pot-bellied samovar. A swinging

lamp for the dead, star-shaped. Against the door, an octave of tubular

chimes, prisms of voiceless harmony and of heatless light.

Opening this door, they rang gently, like melody heard through water

and behind glass. Another bell rang, too, in tilted singsong from a

pulley operating somewhere in the catacomb rear of this lambent vale of

things and things and things. In turn, this pulley set in toll still

another bell, two flights up in Abrahm Kantor's tenement, which

overlooked the front of whizzing rails and a rear wilderness of

gibbet-looking clothes-lines, dangling perpetual specters of flapping

union suits in a mid-air flaky with soot.

Often at lunch, or even the evening meal, this bell would ring in on

Abrahm Kantor's digestive well-being, and while he hurried down, napkin

often bib-fashion still about his neck, and into the smouldering lanes

of copper, would leave an eloquent void at the head of his

well-surrounded table.

This bell was ringing now, jingling in upon the slumber of a still newer

Kantor, snuggling peacefully enough within the ammoniac depths of a

cradle recently evacuated by Leon, heretofore impinged upon you.

On her knees before an oven that billowed forth hotly into her face,

Mrs. Kantor, fairly fat and not yet forty, and at the immemorial task of

plumbing a delicately swelling layer-cake with broom-straw, raised her

face, reddened and faintly moist.

"Isadore, run down and say your papa is out until six. If it's a

customer, remember the first asking-price is the two middle figures on

the tag, and the last asking-price is the two outside figures. See once,

with your papa out to buy your little brother his birthday present, and

your mother in a cake, if you can't make a sale for first price."

Isadore Kantor, aged eleven and hunched with a younger Kantor over an

oilcloth-covered table, hunched himself still deeper in barter for a

large crystal marble with a candy stripe down its center.

"Izzie, did you hear me?"

"Yes'm."

"Go down this minute--do you hear? Rudolph, stop always letting your big

brother get the best of you in marbles. Iz-zy!"

"In--a--minute."

"Don't let me have to ask you again, Isadore Kantor!"

"Aw, ma; I got some 'rithmetic to do. Let Esther go."

"Always Esther! Your sister stays right in the front room with her

spelling."

"Aw, ma; I got spelling, too."

"Every time I ask that boy he should do me one thing, right away he gets

lessons! With me, that lessons-talk don't go no more. Every time you get

put down in school, I'm surprised there's a place left lower where they

can put you. Working-papers for such a boy like you!"

"I'll woik--"

"How I worried myself! Violin lessons yet--thirty cents lesson out of

your papa's pants while he slept! That's how I wanted to have in the

family a profession--maybe a musician on the violin. Lessons for you out

of money I had to lie to your papa about! Honest, when I think of it--my

own husband--it's a wonder I don't potch you just for remembering it.

Rudolph, will you stop licking that cake-pan? It's saved for your little

brother Leon. Ain't you ashamed even on your little brother's birthday

to steal from him?"

"Ma, gimme the spoon?"

"I'll give you the spoon, Isadore Kantor, where you don't want it. If

you don't hurry down the way that bell is ringing, not one bite out of

your little brother's birthday-cake to-night!"

"I'm goin', ain't I?"

"Always on my children's birthdays a meanness sets into this house!

Ru-dolph, will you put down that bowl? Iz-zy--for the last time I ask

you--for the last time--"

Erect now, Mrs. Kantor lifted a portentous hand, letting it hover.

"I'm goin', ma; for golly sakes, I'm goin'!" said her recalcitrant one,

shuffling off toward the staircase, shuffling, shuffling.

Then Mrs. Kantor resumed her plumbing, and through the little apartment,

its middle and only bedroom of three beds and a crib lighted vicariously

by the front room and kitchen, began to wind the warm, the golden-brown

fragrance of cake in the rising.

By six o'clock, the shades were drawn against the dirty dusk of Allen

Street, and the oilcloth-covered table dragged out center and spread by

Esther Kantor, nine in years, in the sturdy little legs bulging over

shoe-tops, in the pink cheeks that sagged slightly of plumpness, and in

the utter roundness of face and gaze, but mysteriously older in the

little-mother lore of crib and knee-dandling ditties and in the ropy

length and thickness of the two brown plaits down her back.

There was an eloquence to that waiting, laid-out table, the print of the

family already gathered about it; the dynastic high chair, throne of

each succeeding Kantor; an armchair drawn up before the paternal

moustache-cup; the ordinary kitchen chair of Mannie Kantor, who spilled

things, an oilcloth sort of bib dangling from its back; the little chair

of Leon Kantor, cushioned in an old family album that raised his chin

above the table. Even in cutlery, the Kantor family was not lacking in

variety. Surrounding a centerpiece of thick Russian lace were Russian

spoons washed in washed-off gilt, forks of one, two, and three tines.

Steel knives with black handles. A hart's-horn carving-knife.

Thick-lipped china in stacks before the armchair. A round

four-pound-loaf of black bread waiting to be torn, and to-night, on the

festive mat of cotton lace, a cake of pinkly gleaming icing, encircled

with five pink little twisted candles.

At slightly after six, Abrahm Kantor returned, leading by a resisting

wrist Leon Kantor, his stemlike little legs, hit midship, as it were, by

not sufficiently cut-down trousers and so narrow and birdlike of face

that his eyes quite obliterated the remaining map of his features, like

those of a still wet nestling. All except his ears. They poised at the

sides of Leon's shaved head of black bristles, as if butterflies had

just lighted there, whispering, with very spread wings, their message,

and presently would fly off again. By some sort of muscular contraction,

he could wiggle these ears at will, and would do so for a penny, a

whistle, and upon one occasion for his brother Rudolph's dead rat, so

devised as to dangle from string and window before the unhappy

passer-by. They were quivering now, these ears, but because the entire

little face was twitching back tears and gulp of sobs.

"Abrahm--Leon--what is it?" Her hands and her forearms instantly out

from the business of kneading something meaty and floury, Mrs. Kantor

rushed forward, her glance quick from one to the other of them. "Abrahm,

what's wrong?"

"I'll feedle him! I'll feedle him!"

The little pulling wrist still in clutch, Mr. Kantor regarded his wife,

the lower half of his face, well covered with reddish bristles,

undershot, his free hand and even his eyes violently lifted. To those

who see in a man a perpetual kinship to that animal kingdom of which he

is supreme, there was something undeniably anthropoidal about Abrahm

Kantor, a certain simian width between the eyes and long, rather agile

hands with hairy backs.

"Hush it!" cried Mr. Kantor, his free hand raised in threat of descent

and cowering his small son to still more undersized proportions. "Hush

it, or, by golly, I'll--"

"Abrahm--Abrahm--what is it?"

Then Mr. Kantor gave vent in acridity of word and feature.

"_Schlemmil!_" he cried. "_Momser! Ganef! Nebich!_" By which Abrahm

Kantor, in smiting mother tongue, branded his offspring with attributes

of apostate and ne'er-do-well, of idiot and thief.

"Abrahm!"

"_Schlemmil!_" repeated Mr. Abrahm, swinging Leon so that he described a

large semi-circle that landed him into the meaty and waiting embrace of

his mother. "Take him! You should be proud of such a little _Momser_ for

a son! Take him--and here you got back his birthday dollar. A feedle!

Honest--when I think on it--a feedle!"

Such a rush of outrage seemed fairly to strangle Mr. Kantor that he

stood, hand still upraised, choking and inarticulate above the now

frankly howling huddle of his son.

"Abrahm you should just once touch this child! How he trembles!

Leon--mamma's baby--what is it--is this how you come back when papa

takes out to buy your birthday present? Ain't you ashamed?"

Mouth distended to a large and blackly hollow O, Leon between terrifying

spells of breath-holding, continued to howl.

"All the way to Naftel's toy store I drag him. A birthday present for a

dollar his mother wants he should have--all right, a birthday present! I

give you my word till I'm ashamed for Naftel, every toy on his shelves

is pulled down. Such a cow--that shakes with his head--"

"No--no--no!" This from young Leon, beating at his mother's skirts.

Again the upraised but never quite descending hand of his father.

"By golly, I'll 'no--no' you!"

"Abrahm--go way! Baby, what did papa do?"

Then Mr. Kantor broke into an actual tarantella of rage, his hands palms

up and dancing.

"'What did papa do?' she asks. She's got easy asking. 'What did papa

do?' The whole shop, I tell you. A sheep with a baa inside when you

squeeze on him--games--a horn so he can holler my head off--such a knife

like Izzy's with a scissors in it! 'Leon,' I said, ashamed for Naftel,

'that's a fine knife like Izzy's so you can cut up with.' 'All right

then'--when I see how he hollers--'such a box full of soldiers to have

war with.' 'Dollar seventy-five,' says Naftel. 'All right then,' I

says--when I seen how he keeps hollering--'give you a dollar fifteen for

'em.' I should make myself small for fifteen cents more. 'Dollar

fifteen,' I says--anything so he should shut up with his hollering for

what he seen in the window."

"He seen something in the window he wanted, Abrahm?"

"Didn't I tell you? A feedle! A four-dollar feedle! A moosiker, so we

should have another feedler in the family for some thirty-cents

lessons."

"Abrahm--you mean--he--our Leon--wanted a violin?"

"'Wanted,' she says. I could potch him again this minute for how he

wanted it! _Du_--you little bum you--_Chammer_--_Momser_--I'll feedle

you!"

Across Mrs. Kantor's face as she knelt there in the shapeless

cotton-stuff uniform of poverty, through the very tenement of her body,

a light had flashed up into her eyes. She drew her son closer, crushing

his puny cheek up against hers, cupping his bristly little head in her

by no means immaculate palms.

"He wanted a violin--it's come, Abrahm! The dream of all my life--it's

come! I knew it must be one of my children if I waited long enough--and

prayed enough. A musician! He wants a violin. He cried for a violin. My

baby! Why, darlink, mamma'll sell her clothes off her back to get you a

violin. He's a musician, Abrahm! I should have known it the way he's

fooling always around the chimes and the bells in the store!"

Then Mrs. Kantor took to rocking his head between her palms.

"_Oi--oi!_ The mother is crazier as her son. A moosican! A _Fresser_ you

mean. Such an eater, it's a wonder he ain't twice too big instead of

twice too little for his age."

"That's a sign, Abrahm; they all eat big. For all we know he's a genius.

I swear to you, Abrahm, all the months before he was born, I prayed for

it. Each one before they came, I prayed it should be the one. I thought

that time the way our Isadore ran after the organ-grinder he would be

the one. How could I know it was the monkey he wanted? When Isadore

wouldn't take it, I prayed my next one and then my next one should have

the talent. I've prayed for it, Abrahm. If he wants a violin, please, he

should have it."

"Not with my money."

"With mine! I've got enough saved, Abrahm. Them three extra dollars

right here inside my own waist, that I saved toward that cape down on

Grand Street. I wouldn't have it now the way they say the wind blows up

them--"

"I tell you the woman's crazy!"

"I feel it! I know he's got talent! I know my children so well. A--a

father don't understand. I'm so next to them. It's like I can tell

always everything that will happen to them--it's like a pain--somewheres

here--in back of my heart."

"A pain in the heart she gets!"

"For my own children I'm always a prophet, I tell you. You think I

didn't know that--that terrible night after the pogrom after we got out

of Kief to cross the border! You remember, Abrahm, how I predicted it to

you then--how our Mannie would be born too soon and--and not right from

my suffering? Did it happen on the ship to America just the way I said

it would? Did it happen just exactly how I predicted our Izzy would

break his leg that time playing on the fire-escape? I tell you, Abrahm,

I get a real pain here under my heart that tells me what comes to my

children. Didn't I tell you how Esther would be the first in her

confirmation-class and our baby Boris would be red-headed? At only five

years, our Leon all by himself cries for a fiddle--get it for him,

Abrahm--get it for him!"

"I tell you, Sarah, I got a crazy woman for a wife! It ain't enough we

celebrate eight birthdays a year with one-dollar presents each time and

copper goods every day higher. It ain't enough that right to-morrow I

got a fifty-dollar note over me from Sol Ginsberg--a four-dollar present

she wants for a child that don't even know the name of a feedle!"

"Leon baby, stop hollering--papa will go back and get the fiddle for you

now before supper. See--mamma's got money here in her waist--"

"Papa will go back for the feedle not--three dollars she's saved for

herself he can holler out of her for a feedle!"

"Abrahm, he's screaming so he--he'll have a fit."

"He should have two fits."

"Darlink--"

"I tell you the way you spoil your children it will some day come back

on us."

"It's his birthday night, Abrahm--five years since his little head

first lay on the pillow next to me."

"All right--all right--drive me crazy because he's got a birthday."

"Leon baby--if you don't stop hollering you'll make yourself sick.

Abrahm, I never saw him like this--he's green--"

"I'll green him. Where is that old feedle from Isadora--that

seventy-five-cents one?"

"I never thought of that! You broke it that time you got mad at

Isadore's lessons. I'll run down. Maybe it's with the junk behind the

store. I never thought of that fiddle, Leon darlink--wait--mamma'll run

down and look--wait, Leon, till mamma finds you a fiddle."

The raucous screams stopped then suddenly, and on their very lustiest

crest, leaving an echoing gash across silence. On willing feet of haste,

Mrs. Kantor wound down backward the high, ladderlike staircase that led

to the brass shop.

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