QUEER QUERIES.

HEALTH.--I am not an invalid, but I suffer from giddiness, a feeling

of suffocation, with excruciating pains, and apparent cessation of

the heart's action. I am also so nervous, that, whenever the door is

opened, I begin to scream loudly. My mental feebleness finds vent in

puns that have alienated my oldest friends. Could some Correspondent

explain these symptoms? I do not believe in Doctors, but am taking

"Soft-sawder's Emulgent Balsam of Aconitine." It does not seem to have

done me much good yet, but that is probably due to my not having tried

it long enough.--RATHER ANXIOUS.

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A DANCING-ON-NOTHING GIRL.--Talk of _The Dancing Girl_ at the

Haymarket--of course people _will_ talk--why she's nothing to

the girls who dance to M. JACOBI's inimitable ballet-music at the

Alhambra. Here they have a magic show, which "puzzles the Quaker;"

and I don't mind admitting that I was the quaker when I saw a fair and

comely young lady up in the air standing still and dancing on nothing

at all! Certainly "Aerolithe" is as good as any of her marvellous

predecessors, the Vanishing Girl included. As a conjuror, Mr. CARL

HERTZ, who I take to be the inventor of the above illusion, is

also uncommonly neat, and this "Ten o'Clock," to all lovers of the

marvellous, can be recommended by

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