KEPT IN THE STABLE.

_HEAD GROOM B-LF-R LOQ._:--

Kept in! Yes, by thunder! Be 't prudence or blunder,

Gov's fondness for _Tithe_, or bad weather, or what,

You're kept in the stable, though fit, ay, and able

To lead the whole field and to win by a lot.

A hunter I never bestrode half as clever!

_Tithe_? Pooh! _He_'s not in it, my beauty, with you.

You've breed, style, and mettle, and look in rare fettle.

If _I_ had to settle, you know what _I_'d do!

These gentlemen-riders deem all are outsiders

Save them: as if gent ever made A 1 jock!

Ah! ADAM L. GORDON,[1] poor chap, had a word on

Such matters. I'll warrant _he_ sat like a rock,

And went like a blizzard. Yes, beauty, it _is_ hard

To eat off your head in the stable like this.

Too long you have idled; but wait till you're bridled!

_The_ hunt of the season I swear you won't miss,

It has been hard weather, although, beauty, whether

'Tis that altogether your chance that postponed,

Or whether Boss SOLLY committed a folly--

No matter! A comelier crack he ne'er owned,

Although 'tis I say it who shouldn't. The way it

Has snowed and has frozen may be his excuse;

But when you're once started, deer-limbed, lion-hearted,

I warrant, my beauty, you'll go like the deuce.

"A lean head and fiery, strong quarters, and wiry,

A loin rather light, but a shoulder superb,"

That's GORDON's description of _Iseult_. (All whip shun

When riding such rattlers, and trust to the curb.)

That mare was your sort, lad. I guess there'll be sport, lad,

When _you_ make strong running, and near the last jump.

And you, when extended, look "bloodlike and splendid."

Ah! poor LINDSAY GORDON was sportsman and trump.

I see your sleek muzzle in front! It will puzzle

Your critics, my boy, to pick holes in you then:

There's howling "HISTORICUS,"--he's but a sorry cuss!

WEG, too, that grandest of all grand old men;

He's ridden some races; of chances and paces,

Of crocks _versus_ cracks he did ought to be judge.

He sees you are speedy; when MORLEY sneers "Weedy,"

Or LAB doubts your staying, WEG knows it's all fudge!

We're biding our time, lad. Your fettle is prime, lad;

Though we're frost-bound now, open weather must come,

At least after Easter; and, beauty, _when_ we stir.

And forge to the front, lad, we'll just make things hum.

In spite of much ruction concerning Obstruction,

I wish--_in a whisper_--we'd started before,

And, forcing the running, discarding all cunning,

Romped in--_as we will_--'midst a general roar!

[Footnote 1: ADAM LINDSAY GORDON, the ardent, horse-loving Australian

poet.]

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