Or a Second Bill Sunday

A father, wishing to satisfy himself as to the future prospects of his

son, decided to make the following test:--“Now,” he said, “I will put

here, where he will see them the first thing when he comes in, a Bible,

some money, and a bottle of whiskey. If he takes the Bible he will be

a preacher, if he takes the money he will be a business man, and if he

takes the whiskey he will be no good.” Having thus decided on the plan,

he arranged the articles and concealed himself to await the son and watch

results. Presently in came the boy, saw the money and put it in his

pocket, took up the bottle of whiskey and drank it, put the Bible under

his arm and walked out whistling. “My gracious!” exclaimed the father,

“he will soon be a United States Senator.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 13, October, 1920 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 67 / 70 题