Panama

The last time I visited the Panama Canal it was closed, but the town was

wide open. Former streets called straight were crooked and some rescued

territory had relapsed. Just off the main street the scarlet woman

and the red light flourished and flaunted. Posing as bar-girls these

women came out boldly with the bar-sinister of their profession, came

with forbidden fruit from the “Cocoa Grove,” and exposed it for sale

on West Sixteenth street, contaminating the young. The groves may have

been God’s first temples, but not this Panama “Cocoa” one. Here Satan

conducts services every day of the year and passion-fruit is offered all

who walk its thoroughfares. One finds all colors, classes and conditions

of carnality. The U. S. soldiers are the police because the Panamanian

police hate our boys sober or drunk, and when our boys had a fight the

Panamanians beat them up. There are dens of high and low degree, full of

filth, profanity, drunkenness, disease and debauchery, I know, for I saw,

and I saw because I was there for local color and it was black enough.

Panama is famous for its canal, the wedlock of the oceans, but the

city Panama is infamous, knows little of the family word “wedlock” and

its red light “Cocoa Light” would make the fabled Daphne Grove wither

up with envy. From the first to the fifteenth of each month the U.

S. soldiers receive their pay and spend a large amount of it here in

wine, women and song. In this pandemonium of profligacy, one may see,

at any hour of the day or night, a brave soldier boy, intoxicated with

love or liquor, sitting in a doorway with a half-dressed, bare-legged

girl in his lap. These girls are o. k.’d by an M. D. twice a week and

pronounced all right. Our soldiers cannot leave camp and visit them

without a card certificate of good character. After they have made a

night of it the boys repair to the “House of Lords” in the district

and receive a bath and inoculation of anti-venereal dope. If they fail

to take this treatment and are contaminated, they suffer more ways than

one, being compelled to pay a fine. This is all too bad. Pleasures pure

and simple should be given them at camp or in barracks. As it is, many

of them are “shot to hell” before they ever go to war. If they have any

extra money, strength or inclination, they may hit the opium-pipe, buy

a get-rich-quick lottery ticket, or on Sunday attend a bullfight. A

modern St. Anthony would find it difficult to withstand the temptations

of this zone. More than one Pan-American religious conference is needed

to make the moral atmosphere as pure as the city streets are clean. It

is a bigger job to kill the devil than to exterminate the yellow-fever

mosquito.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 13, October, 1920 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 12 / 70 题