CHAPTER XXI.

SAVINGS-BANK CURIOSITIES.

With persons who deposit their hard-earned savings in the Post-office

Savings Bank, there is sometimes observed a disposition, not to be

wondered at in their case, to use more than ordinary care in keeping

their savings secret,--which care, however, does not always secure the

aim which they have in view, but results in quite a different fashion.

A domestic servant who had invested in a Trustee Savings Bank about

L100, entered the holy bonds of matrimony in 1826, when it might have

been expected she would be ready to admit the man of her choice to a

knowledge of her monetary worth; but instead of doing so, she concealed

this matter from him, and he remained ignorant of it throughout the

remainder of his life. The sum at her credit in the Trustee Savings Bank

was afterwards transferred to the Post-office Savings Bank, and by dint

of saving she added to that amount nearly L50 more. At length, in 1862,

after thirty-six years of married life, she died, leaving her husband

with three children, but without revealing what she had so jealously

guarded, in the interest, no doubt, of her children. Not many months

thereafter the man married again. The second wife seems by some means to

have come to a knowledge of her predecessor's savings, and in order to

pave the way to future possession, prevailed upon the old man to make a

will in her favour, which he consented to do, not knowing that he was

worth anything, and thus gratified a whim, as he might suppose, at small

cost. The effect of this was, that, when the old man died, the second

wife obtained the whole amount of the account, while the poor children,

whose mother had kept her secret so many years in their interest,

derived no benefit whatever from the savings which she had hoped to

leave them.

An Irishman who had managed to get some savings together in the savings

bank was exercised as to the safe-keeping of his deposit-book, and he

adopted the following plan to give himself peace of mind on this

score:--First of all, he placed his book inside a box, which he then

locked. This box he placed inside a second box, which he locked

likewise. Continuing the series of operations, he locked the second box

inside a third box; and then, to crown the business, hung up all the

keys in a place where they were accessible to many persons. In a short

time the book disappeared, and by forging the signature of the rightful

owner, the thief succeeded in obtaining payment of the poor Irishman's

deposits to the amount of about L100. This unfortunate depositor is a

type of a considerable class of persons, who show themselves capable of

carrying out plans to a certain stage, but fail in some one particular

to give them the completeness necessary to success.

Another individual who had some misgivings as to the safety of his

deposit-book, suggested a plan for his identification, furnishing the

necessary data, which were his age, and a statement that he had a scar

under his left arm, known to himself alone. He desired that no one

should be allowed to withdraw money from his account unless upon

satisfactory information being given on these points.

In another instance a depositor proposed to send his likeness, with a

view to his identification, lest some other person might get possession

of his book, and so withdraw his savings. He then proceeded in his

letter to touch upon another matter as follows:--"There are some little

articles I would like to get from London, and one of them is some

natural leaf-tobacco, which I would be glad if you sent me an ounce of,

and charge me for it--it is only to be bought in the largest

tobacco-stores." Not receiving the tobacco, he expressed surprise in a

subsequent letter that his request had not been complied with,

observing, by way of reproach perhaps, that "the commonest person in

America (my country) can speak to General Grant, and there is nothing

said wrong about it."

A good deal of trouble has to be taken in sifting claims for moneys in

the Post-office Savings Bank--especially in cases where the persons

concerned are of a poor and illiterate class. The following may be taken

as a case in point:--

"An account had been opened in a manufacturing town in Yorkshire in 1868

by a girl who was described as a minor over seven years of age. Only one

deposit was made; and nothing further was heard of the account until

1872, when a labourer wrote from Northumberland claiming the money as

having been deposited by his wife, who had recently died. On a marriage

certificate being forwarded, it was found that the marriage took place

in 1851, and that the wife was thirty-five years of age at that time.

The applicant also stated that he could swear to his wife's handwriting,

whereas the depositor could not write. He was informed of these

discrepancies, but still insisted that the money was deposited by his

wife, and employed a lawyer to urge his claim."

Sometimes depositors mislay their deposit-books, or lose them

altogether, and in course of time forget that they have anything lying

at their credit. This is an instance of such a case:--A depositor, upon

being reminded that he had not sent up his book for a periodical

examination--the time for which was already past--replied that his book

was lost, but that if there was any balance due to him, he would be glad

to have the particulars. The amount due to him was upwards of L10; but

as, when a depositor has lost his book, it is usual to test his

knowledge of the account, this course was followed, when, from the

answers received, it was made clear that he was entirely ignorant of the

sum standing to his credit--and, indeed, that he believed his account to

be closed. But for the notice sent to him in regard to his deposit-book,

he would never have made any claim.

As might readily be supposed, strange communications are often received

on savings-bank business--some quaint and curious, though written quite

seriously, while others are evidently written with the intention of

making fun; yet another class deriving their peculiarities from a too

common cause--want of education. A few of such specimens are given as

follows:--

A depositor being asked to furnish particulars of his account, the reply

received from some one who had opened the letter on his behalf was to

this effect:--"He is a tall man, deeply marked with smallpox, has one

eye, wears a billycock, and keeps a pea-booth at Lincoln Fair,"--a

description ample enough, and one that would rejoice the heart of a

detective.

The envelopes supplied to depositors, in which they send their books to

headquarters, have within the flap a space provided to receive the

depositor's address, and the request is printed underneath--"State here

whether the above address is permanent." This request has called forth

such rejoinders as these--"Here we have no continuing city," "This is

not our rest," "Heaven is our home," "Yes, _D. V._" In one case the

reply was "No, _D. V._, for the place is beastly damp and unhealthy;"

while another depositor, being floored by the wording of the inquiry,

wrote--"Doant know what permanent is"!

When deposit-books are lost or destroyed, some explanation is usually

forthcoming as to how the circumstance occurred, and some of these

statements are of a very curious kind. Thus a person employed in a

travelling circus accounted for the loss of his book in these terms:

"Last night, when I was sleeping in the tent, one of our elephants broke

loose and tore up my coat, in the pocket of which was my bank-book, and

eat part of it. I enclose the fragments." In another case the statement

furnished was: "I think the children has taken it out of doors and lost

it, as they are in the habbit of playing shutal cock with the backs of

books." Another depositor said that his book was "supposed to have been

taken from the house by our tame monkey." While in a further case the

explanation vouchsafed was as follows: "I was in a yard feeding my pigs.

I took off my coat and left it down on a barrell; while engaged doing

so, a goat in the yard pulled it down. The book falling out, the goat

was chewing it when I caught her." A sergeant in the army lost his book

"whilst in the act of measuring a recruit for the army,"--a circumstance

which is, perhaps, not creditable to the recruit. A needy depositor

pledged his coat, forgetting, however, to withdraw his deposit-book,

which was in one of the pockets. On applying to redeem his property, he

found that the coat had been mislaid by the pawnbroker, and that his

book was thus lost. In a somewhat similar way another depositor

accounted for his loss "through putting the book in an old coat-pocket,

and selling the coat without taking out the book again." It was

suggested that he should apply to the person who purchased the coat,

when he replied that he had been "to the rag merchant," but could find

no trace of his book. On another occasion a depositor explained that his

book had been mutilated by a cat. Another book, which was kept in a

strong box in a pigsty, had been destroyed by the tenant--a pig. While

in yet another case the depositor explained that "his little puppy of a

dog got hold of it and tore it all to pieces--not leaving so much as the

number." A coast-guardsman employed on the Sussex coast, writing shortly

after the occurrence of some severe storms, explained that his book had

been washed away with the whole of his household effects. In a case of

mutilation of a book, the following account of the circumstance was

given by the owner: "In the early part of last year I was taken

seriously ill away from home; and having my bank-book with me, I wrote

in the margin in red ink what was to be done with the balance in case of

a fatal result, and as a precaution against its being wrongfully claimed

on my recovery, I cut this out."

These are some of the more curious instances of the loss of books--the

loss being ordinarily ascribed either to change of residence, to the

book being dropped in the street, or to its being burnt with

waste-paper.

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