CHAPTER XV

My First Night at Mess—Life at Shorncliffe—The Charltons

It was not until two years after I had passed my examination for the

Army, in 1872, that I obtained my commission, when I was gazetted

as a sub-lieutenant to the 2nd Battalion of the 10th (Lincolnshire)

Regiment. My regiment was at that time serving in India, but, since it

was under orders to return home, I was posted to the regimental depôt at

Shorncliffe, which was attached temporarily to the 2nd Battalion of the

9th (Norfolk) Regiment.

On my arrival at Shorncliffe, I reported to Lieutenant Richard Southey,

the officer temporarily commanding the depôt, the senior officer, Captain

Byron, being then on leave. He was a tall, good-looking man, with very

pleasant manners, and I felt at once at my ease with him. He showed me

the hut which was to serve as my quarters, and offered to do anything

for me that he could, even placing his soldier servant at my disposal,

until I had time to choose one from the depôt. My hut, which was similar

to those occupied by other officers, contained two small rooms leading

into one another; while the furniture, which I had had sent down from

London, was of the kind usually found in barracks, consisting of a bed

which could be easily taken to pieces, a chest of drawers separated into

two parts, but which could be put together for use, a green and black

Brussels carpet, and curtains to match. I also had an oak bureau, forming

a chest of drawers and writing-table, which I had had all the time I was

at Eton. The furniture supplied to officers by the War Office consisted

merely of a table and two or three ordinary chairs; but, with my own

arm-chair, tablecloth, various knick-knacks and a number of pictures

which I had had at Eton, I managed to make the rooms look habitable, if

nothing else.

At half-past six a bugle sounded for the officers to dress for mess,

which was at seven o’clock. I confess that I felt not a little nervous on

entering the ante-room in my new uniform, which was scarlet with yellow

facings; but Southey was already there and introduced me to most of the

officers, who greeted me very cordially.

The president at dinner was a captain named Dunn, who sat at the head

of the table; the vice-president was a lieutenant. The president and

vice-president hold office for a week, and are then replaced by other

officers of the same rank. The conversation at table was very animated,

mainly on general topics; indeed, military matters seemed to be more

or less tabooed. The string band of the regiment played during dinner,

and, I thought, tolerably well, though, as I had just come from Paris,

where I was accustomed to hear some of the best military bands, I was

perhaps rather difficult to please. After the band had played “God save

the Queen,” and Her Majesty’s health had been proposed by the president,

all the officers standing to drink it, we left the table, the president

and the vice-president being the last to leave. Most of the officers

then adjourned to the ante-room, where I got into conversation with a

lieutenant named Bethell, who had just joined the 9th (Norfolk) Regiment,

and whom I had known as a boy in Somersetshire. Bethell was a very clever

fellow, and in his examination for the Army had passed first out of three

hundred. He was an excellent rifle-shot and a good all-round sportsman.

Some years later he succeeded to the title of Lord Westbury, when he was

transferred to the Guards.

In the course of the evening the adjutant, Lieutenant Maltby, came up to

me and told me that I must put in an appearance next morning at early

drill. Maltby was an exceedingly nice fellow, and a thorough soldier.

He was very particular about his dress, and even in mufti was always

_tiré à quatre épingles_. The following morning I found him on the

parade ground, when he handed me over to a corporal for instruction in

the goose step. After I had been practising this engaging exercise for

about an hour, the adjutant came up, watch in hand, and told the corporal

that that would do for the day, and asked me to accompany him to the

mess-room, where we ordered breakfast. With the exception of the orderly

officer, who was obliged to attend early parade with the adjutant and who

came in shortly afterwards, we had the room to ourselves, as the other

officers did not as a rule breakfast until nine o’clock or later.

After breakfast, Maltby took me to the orderly room, to introduce me to

the colonel, telling me that I must always address him and the majors

as “Sir,” but that this was only customary with other superior officers

when on parade. The colonel, Lieut.-Colonel Knox, who came in shortly

afterwards, was a tall, well-built man of about sixty, with grey hair and

moustache and whiskers almost white, which gave him the appearance of

being older than he was. He was very pleasant to me, and said:—

“I am very pleased to have you in my regiment, and am only sorry that you

do not belong to it, as you are an Etonian, and I am very fond of Eton

boys.”

He then said I must come to his house, when he would present me to his

wife and daughter.

At lunch, which was at half-past one, I was introduced to a lieutenant

named Lovell, a good-looking fellow about five-and-twenty, with fair

hair and moustache, whom I had not seen the previous evening, and with

whom I became very friendly. He asked me to come with him for a walk to

Folkestone, which was quite near, to which I readily consented. We had a

pleasant walk along the cliffs, and I was quite charmed with Folkestone,

with its green lawns facing the sea and its fine houses, standing for

the most part in the midst of trim, little gardens, gay with summer

flowers. During our walk Lovell explained to me many things about the

Service, and told me many curious incidents which had happened while

the regiment was at Yokohama, where it had been stationed for several

years, before being sent to Shorncliffe. He said that the regiment was

very sorry to leave Japan, and that it was never likely to have such a

charming station again. After a short time in England, it would probably

be ordered to India, and that, in that case, he should exchange into

a cavalry regiment, which he subsequently did. He was, however, very

devoted to his present regiment, and said that the chief was an excellent

man, and everything that one could wish for in a colonel, and that it was

a rare thing to find all the officers pull so well together as they did.

Unfortunately, the colonel would have to retire soon, though Daunt, the

senior major, who would probably succeed to the command, would not make a

bad chief.

A day or two later, I called at the colonel’s house, where I was

introduced to his wife and daughter. The latter was a tall, dark girl, in

the early twenties, with very charming manners. The colonel asked me a

number of questions about Eton and also about Paris, of which city he was

very fond, though he had not been there for some years; and when I left,

walked part of the way back to camp with me.

I found my life very easy with the 9th Regiment. I had to attend parade

from seven till eight, and again from eleven till half-past twelve; but

of an afternoon I was generally free to do as I pleased, as it was only

occasionally that I had to attend afternoon parade, which, however,

was over by four o’clock. After my duties for the day were over and I

had changed my clothes, I usually went into Folkestone, returning in

time for mess. At first the only people I knew in Folkestone were a

retired colonel and his wife, who were friends of my parents; but Lovell

introduced me to several of his friends. Among them was a certain Miss

Burnett, who was very much in love with a lieutenant of the 9th Regiment,

named Seaton, and at no pains to conceal the fact, which occasioned

me no little amusement. Unfortunately, Seaton did not reciprocate the

attachment with which he had inspired her. More to my taste than this

lovelorn damsel was a lively young lady of some fifteen summers, who was

known to her intimates as “Vic.” She was a general favourite with the

subalterns of the regiment, as she was very fond of horses and dogs, and

rather amusing in her conversation, in which she used slang expressions

with considerable freedom. Miss “Vic” used to drive a very smart turn-out

about Folkestone, and was quite an accomplished whip.

The 9th Regiment used to give “Penny Readings” once a fortnight, at

which a good many people from Folkestone and Sandgate were generally

present. At the first of these entertainments which I attended Lovell

read some of “Artemus Ward,” and in such an amusing manner that everyone

was delighted. As I had the reputation of being a good performer on the

zither, I was asked to play something on that instrument, which was quite

a novelty. It was very well received, and next day I received a note from

a lady unknown to me, who, I was told, was the mother of an officer in

the “Blues,” inviting me to dinner and asking me to bring my zither with

me. I showed the letter to Maltby, who advised me not to accept it, as it

would, in his opinion, be making myself too cheap. So I declined, with

many thanks.

A subaltern of the 10th Regiment, named Richard Southey, went on leave

about this time and left me his black servant. I found the fellow very

attentive, but I soon began to miss things. Among them was a pearl stud,

for finding which I promised him a shilling. As, however, it was not

forthcoming, I offered him half-a-crown, and the next day he produced

it, to my great satisfaction. But, as I soon found that this system of

offering rewards for “lost” articles was a trifle too expensive, and I

could not get rid of him till Southey returned, I was forced to protect

myself by putting everything of value under lock and key. Nevertheless,

he generally succeeded in discovering some means of relieving me of

anything to which he happened to take a fancy.

[Illustration: Miss Augusta Charlton.

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[Illustration: Miss Ida Charlton.

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Captain John Byron, a grandson of Lord Byron, who commanded the depôt

of my regiment, returned about this time from leave. He was a rather

handsome and very distinguished-looking man of forty, but inclined

to be very arrogant in his manner towards those whom he did not like.

Fortunately, he condescended to take a great fancy to me from the first,

and made quite a friend of me, notwithstanding that I was so much younger

than he was.

Soon after this, another sub-lieutenant, named Arthur Dillon, joined my

regiment, so that I now had a companion at morning drill. Dillon was the

son of an Irish baronet, who was also a Count of the Holy Roman Empire,

though no one would have imagined that he hailed from the Emerald Isle,

as he spoke without the faintest trace of an Irish accent, and was a very

nice young fellow indeed.

One day I took Dillon over to Dover to call upon some people named

Charlton, whose acquaintance I had made when a boy at Ostend, and who

were now living in Victoria Park. Mr. Charlton had formerly served in the

Queen’s Bays, though he had sold out of the Service while still a cornet;

his wife was a very handsome woman, and they had six children, five

girls and a boy, the two elder girls, Augusta and Ida, being remarkably

pretty. Mrs. Charlton invited us to stay to supper, an invitation which

we readily accepted, the more so that we were both at a susceptible age

and the charms of our hostess’s daughters had not been without their

effect upon us. During supper Mrs. Charlton told us that a very smart

ball was to be given shortly at Dover, to which they were going, and

suggested that we should join them and bring two or three other young

officers, saying that she could manage to put us all up for the night.

Needless to say, we gladly accepted her kind offer, and on the day of

the ball went over to Dover, with Bethell and another subaltern of the

9th named Townsend. As the ball was a military one, we all had to appear

in uniform, and at the entrance to the ball-room were asked our names

and regiments. Townsend gave his own and my name, and when they asked my

rank, coolly replied: “Colonel, 10th Regiment.” Next day, in the local

newspaper, in the list of those present at the ball, I duly appeared as

such.

After the ball, which was a great success, and at which the Misses

Charlton, who had recently returned from a visit to the Continent and

wore dresses of the very latest Paris fashion, were immensely admired, we

drove back to Victoria Park, where we spent what little remained of the

night, and after an early breakfast returned to Shorncliffe.

Dillon and I found our life at Shorncliffe very monotonous when winter

came on, for Folkestone was almost empty, and had it not been for the

kindness of our friends at Dover, at whose house we were always assured

of a warm welcome, we should have had a precious dull time of it. The

only event of interest was the arrival from India of the 3rd Battalion

of the 60th Rifles, all the officers of which were made honorary members

of the 9th Regiment’s mess, until their own mess was in order. I made

the acquaintance of several of the new-comers, who seemed very nice

fellows indeed. One of them, Captain Bingham, told me, _à propos_ of

the ball to which I had been at Dover, that once the 1st Rifle Brigade,

when stationed there, had been invited to a ball given by the Buffs,

but that when the “Green Jackets,” in their turn, gave a ball, they did

not condescend to invite any of the officers of the Buffs, nor any of

the Dover ladies, all the guests coming down from London, which greatly

disgusted everybody at Dover, and created a very bad feeling between the

two regiments.

Not long after this, Captain Byron received news that our regiment was

shortly expected from India, and would be stationed at Chatham. This, of

course, necessitated the immediate removal of the depôt to Chatham, to

the great regret of both Dillon and myself, for, on the whole, we had

been very happy at Shorncliffe, and feared that we might not enjoy nearly

so much liberty as we had had with the 9th Regiment.

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