“Look up!” cries the optimist.
“Look upward!” shouts the revivalist.
And yet Robert Bailey was fined $1 and costs or ten days because he
looked up while under the Stadium bleachers.
The police said there were ladies up above.
--Toronto Telegram.
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He took her rowing on the lake;
She vowed she’d go no more.
I asked her why--her answer came:
“He only hugged the shore.”
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A woman’s first kiss may be attributed to childish curiosity; her second
to misplaced confidence; the others are just downright carelessness.
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