FOR SALE--One Ford car with piston ring, two rear wheels, one front
spring; has no fenders, seat or plank; burns lots of gas and is hard to
crank; carburetor busted half way through; engine missing--hits on two;
three years old, four in the spring; has shock absorbers and everything;
radiator busted--sure does leak; differential dry--you can hear it
squeak; ten spokes missing; front all bent; top blown off--ain’t worth a
cent; got lots of speed, runs like the deuce; burns either gas or tobacco
juice; tire all off, been run on rim; she’s a darn good Liz for the shape
she’s in.
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