The Bachelor’s Dream

Then give us the dances of days long gone by,

With plenty of clothes and steps not so high;

Oust turkey-trot capers and buttermilk glides,

The hurdy-gurd twist and the wiggle-tail slide.

Then let us feast our tired optics once more

On a genuine woman as sweet as of yore;

Yes, Time, please turn backward and grant our request

For God’s richest blessing--but not one undressed.

Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 16, January, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 44 / 80 题