That’s When I Need You

(Serenade of a Whiz Bang Hen.)

I don’t need you in the morning,

I don’t need you in the night,

I don’t need you when I’m hungry,

I don’t need you when I fight;

I don’t need you when I’m lonely,

I don’t need you when I’m blue--

But when Farmer Billy wants some eggs,

That’s when I need you.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 16, January, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 38 / 80 题