By RUDOLPH KUEFFNER

A couple, on their wedding trip, met a gypsy whose prophecies so greatly

amused them that they gave her an extra dollar for good luck. In

appreciation of the gift, the grateful gypsy presented her benefactors

with a little white, glass phial containing a clear liquid. She

admonished them to hold this phial as a sacred treasure, because the

liquid would retain its crystalline clearness only so long as the loving

couple were faithful to each other. But, warned the gypsy, unfaithfulness

on the part of either will cause this liquid to turn a grayish hue.

The couple laughingly accepted the small bottle, took it home and,

although disbelieving the gypsical dope-sheet, placed it carefully in an

unused linen closet. They soon forgot the incident and lived in happiness

for some time.

One summer, a few years later, the wife journeyed afar to visit

relatives. Letters of love were exchanged and the hubby gave all his time

to business cares, with the exception of Sundays, when he would entertain

a few friends at his home. At one of these Sunday parties he amused the

guests with the gypsy story of honeymoon days.

At the finish of the host’s recital, one of the men with an eye to a

practical joke suggested pouring a bit of ink in the phial so as to make

the liquid turn to gray. “On her return you can have a lot of fun at her

jealousness,” he said, “and then call us in to prove your faithfulness.”

The trick was done and in a few days Friend Wife came home.

While house-cleaning next day, she thought of the phial. Great horrors!

Its contents had turned from pure white to a grayish tint. “My God, is it

really so?” But after a few moments of hesitation she quickly poured out

the gray substance and refilled the phial with clear water, placing it

back in its former location.

Needless to say, it was not necessary for hubby’s friends to call to

testify in his behalf.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 16, January, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 16 / 80 题