By RICHMOND

=Reel One.= At last hearing “Doug” Fairbanks and Mary Pickford were

living here happily in their little grey home in the west, on top of a

big Beverly hill. Every day or so appears a dispatch that the Nevada

authorities intend to dissolve the partnership but this is taken to be

the final, spasmodic throb of a dying determination.

Doug thinks he’s married to Mary. Mary believes she is married to Doug.

Owen Moore, Mary’s former hubby, is quite certain he isn’t married to

Mary and what the state of Nevada thinks isn’t causing any particular

excitement. If Nevada proved a convenient place to arrange the legal

break and figures her dear judges or lawmakers were slip-shoddy she

should get some new judges and lawmakers. What is done is done.

=Reel Two.= Recent presentation of the new Griffith play, “Way Down

East,” caused a laughable situation for those who were aware of the

facts. The laughable situation did not get into the newspapers because

some of our very best families would have suffered humiliation. It

appears that “D. W.” issued several invitations to prominent society

women for the opening night, as his “guests”--though he was in New York.

What a flurry and flutter there was among the high-brows when they

learned that the invites had gone out. Who had been asked? It did not

occur to the high-brow ladies that D. W. Griffith is truly the master

mind of pictures and that his use of Mrs. Belmont in the picture was

smart bait to draw society. Mrs. Belmont really didn’t have much to do

but appear in an up-to-date gown and give Lillian Gish a haughty look.

But society here went daffy when it became known that some society women

had been invited by Mr. Griffith’s representatives, while others had not.

Immediately there was a buzz of phones and considerable indignation,

denouncements and heart-burnings seared the wires. “How came it that Mrs.

Such and So had been invited and ‘I’ have not? It reflects upon my social

standing.”

How crafty old D. W. must have grinned as the reports went into him

of the society ladies’ wrath. For lack of brains, poise and downright

self-respect society women cart off the well known cake. Newspaper women

laughed themselves sick at the coy admissions discreetly tendered them

that “Oh, by the way, Mr. Griffith sent me a personal invitation to be

present at the opening of ‘Way Down East.’” It possibly is stretching it

to say that the paper gals laughed themselves sick. They have become so

used to such situations that they scarcely laugh at all. They just grin

and “bear it”--and proceed openly to kid society in the papers without

society apparently becoming the wiser.

It is almost pitiable to watch fair and heavy matrons, who have done

well, raising a family or starting one, long for a chance to see

themselves upon the screen. They gaze upon Lillian Gish as some ravishly

blessed mortal lifted by the Gods but they see no reason why they would

not be just as good if given a chance.

Much of the nasty gossip which follows prominent picture folk emanates

from the society morgues where every skeleton known to scandal is laid

carefully away for future reference.

The fat ladies of wealth who are unable to fit into the screen take a

girl, perhaps like Lillian Gish, and in seeming fury that the girl has

succeeded, tear what they may of her character to pieces. About any

fashionable hotel where gather the disappointed “widows” and dames whose

husbands have let them come west for a “rest” may be heard the most

intimate details concerning the private life of every person prominent

on the screen. Nine times out of ten these details are featured by

everything but the truth.

Every girl that ever worked for Griffith, whether she knows it or not,

has been the victim of whispers relative to what price she paid for

her success. Griffith is a muchly misunderstood man. He is shrewd, too

smart for the average picture maker. His people appear to reverence

him. Probably no girl regrets her experience and training under this

particular director--though not as much can be said for many other

directors.

The name of Lillian Gish and Griffith have been mentioned in unsavory

tones more than once. The girl is a remarkably fine young woman who

scarcely would know what was meant by the insinuations cast abroad

concerning her and the director. Wherever Lillian goes her mother is not

far away. The two sisters, Lillian and Dorothy, are among the hardest

workers upon the screen. It is understood that the late Robert Harron was

extremely fond of Dorothy and it is understood that this admiration was

not returned in the way that young Harron would have wished.

Harron had a number of sisters, who spent much of their time about the

studios where their brother worked. The Gish and Harron families were

constantly together and a great friendship existed between them all. It

is understood that Dorothy admired Harron tremendously but could not

reciprocate his reported love for her. Bobby Harron was an exceptional

young man from a moral standpoint. He was clean and wholesome. In fact a

number of the Griffith stars have been marked for their personal virtues.

In view of these facts it is a relief to point out that some of the

unmentionable vices which beset Movieland are partially offset by the

cleanliness of many really great stars.

=Reel Three.= One of the greatest “parties” yet staged in Los Angeles,

was given by a well known director several nights ago. Now it should not

be assumed that the picture parties are particularly different than some

of the pajama and kimono parties tendered in Hollywood and Pasadena.

In fact many of the picture ladies “hold out” longer than their more

discreet sisters who get their kick out of a monthly party, whereas a

picture girl has an invite a night and knows every step and parry of the

game.

One of the best known girls of the screen sat in one chair throughout a

recent party and visitors remarked upon her serenity and refusal to rush

the bar.

A wild woman from one of the comedies gave her the once over. “Say,

Edna’s been stewed for two hours and can’t stand up. But she’s got sense

enough to keep still.”

But, referring to the big party. It lasted several days. Some of the

guests went home, changed their clothes and came back again. The affair

must have cost thousands of dollars. The guests were not numerous but

well selected. A number of orchestras were employed, one coming on as one

went off shift.

The host was a man of parts. He employed chauffeurs with cars ready to

grab any guest who wished to stumble home and might possibly not be

deemed able to guide his own car had he come without a driver. Most of

the drivers who came to the party left unceremoniously when the party

waxed late into the next day. Even chauffeurs have feelings.

The newspaper accounts mostly were suave and soft pedally. But it is said

that some of the best newspaper people remembered only the quietness of

the opening hour or so and were in no editorial mood to recollect just

everything that did happen.

=Reel Four.= A great social mix-up occurred at Hollywood the other

morning. One of our best matinee idols, a year or so ago separated from

his wife and half dozen children. He took unto himself another wife. The

decree allowed that the father could have the children part of the time,

or half of the time.

Following his new matrimonial venture the matinee star found himself

blessed one morning with a new baby. Just recently the former wife

emerged from the east and took apartments at one of the most fashionable

Hollywood hotels. She was accompanied by a flock of children.

The moment had come for the former husband to have his time portion of

the children. Bright and early on the day after their arrival they made

for the father’s home, where they were happily received by the foster

mother who showed them their half sister, her own child.

Kids will be kids, so it was no wonder that the mother of the flock was

surprised and amazed during the course of the morning when one of her

brightest young hopes trundled a baby carriage into her room and gaily

announced that he had a new sister to show her. He had come down from

the home of his father and foster mother with sure enough evidence that

father still was raising children.

The papers stated that the mother was threatened with hysteria and bade

her surprised child take his charge back to its father’s home. For comedy

and tragedy, go watch in the halls of childhood.

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Eve tempted Adam with an apple. Were you ever tempted by an apple?

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