The Honorable Socrates Potter hung up the old rifle and washed his
hands. There was a very gentle look in his eyes as he began pacing the
floor. I saw: that another mood was coming.
“We must learn that wealth is no excuse for idleness or pride,” he went
on. “Every one must find his work and do it, or come to grief--that is
the conclusion of the whole matter. We have our European Americans--our
Mislaid Consciences, our Leatherhead Monarchs, our Smothered Sons, our
Shrimpstones, our Wedding Tourists. We must use the slipper with a firm
but kindly hand, and remind them that they are of the Hohenzollern
breed and request them to fall in line and get the pace and spirit of
Democracy.
“With all our faults we are, in the main, sound and healthy. Our average
man can be relied upon. He is our heart and sinew. We need not boast of
him. He is willing to give all rather than see the spirit of man yield
an inch of the progress it has made. That is enough to say of him. If
any European country can match him, we are glad and he is glad--not
envious.
“Our average man would enjoy a drink now and then, but in many of our
states he has said: 'If the good of humanity demands it, let there be
prohibition--anyhow we will give it a trial.'
“The trouble with Russia lies in the fact that among its people there
are no individuals--no men trained in the use of the intellect and the
conscience. Its people are like bricks, all of the same shape, size
and color--all two inches wide and six inches long. They have a common
denominator of material and a common numerator of ignorance. Between
them and their rulers there has been no average man to speak for them,
so the people are helpless. They know not what to say or do. They have
been Kerenskyed and Trotskyfied and driven about like cattle.
“The Germans have an average man, but he has suffered himself to be
Williamized. His conscience has been mislaid.
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“Since 1860 this average man of ours has given of his blood and
substance for the ideals of Democracy and with not the remotest hope of
gain. His God is the father of the whole human family--a God of progress
whose aim is not the selfish enjoyment of a favored few, but the welfare
of all men the world over. His aim is, in short, common sense--a common
sense of honor and decency and brotherhood in the great family.
“Again we fight for this ideal--driven to it by the hateful conduct of
our brothers in Germany.
“I wish you would say for me to the folks at home that there is a great
opportunity in this big common purpose of ours--an opportunity to drop
all outworn and unessential differences of creed and get together. Let
us inaugurate the Ismless Sunday and cut out the waste--the waste of
rent and interest and coal and light and energy. Let us cut out the
empty seats and the empty preachers and the quarrelsome brothers and
sisters and get together in the biggest meeting-house in town on a
basis of common sense--the common sense of the fatherhood of God and the
brotherhood of man with Christ as the great example. Let us not worry
and quarrel as to whether Christ was God or man. He was the first
and greatest Democrat and would have us work together in peace for
Democracy. That is the important thing.
“Tell those ladies who sit around the fireplace knitting sweaters and
indulging in delicious chills of pessimism, to quit. There should be
an asylum for the misery lovers who sit in snug security and dream of
misfortunes--Zeppelin raids, submarine bombardments and the end of the
world. They grab at every straw of pessimism. Nothing pleases them so
much as to find fault with the Government, which is doing its best with
a difficult problem, and mighty well at that.
“Tell them to stop shooting at the pianist. He is the only one we have.
All faces to the front! The spirit of Democracy is _confidence_ in the
justice and the success of its cause. Let there be no discordant voices
in our chorus.
“That reminds me of the story of
THE CUFFING OF ANN MARIA.
“In the town of my birth there lived a hen-pecked farmer of the name of
Amos Swope. He was a peaceful and contented soul without any good excuse
for it. His wife, Ann Maria, was a scold and a fault finder. She had
pecked upon Amos for years. When she got tired her sister came and
helped her. My father used to say that they reminded him of Philo
Scott's pet crane. Philo used to lead him around with a big cork stuck
on the end of his bill.
“'What is that cork on his bill for?' my father asked.
“'So's 't he can't peck,' said Philo.
“'Can he peck?'
“'Tolerable severe, an' when he hits anything he calcallates to put a
hole in it, an' he ain't often disapp'inted. One day my dog, Christmas,
tackled him and the old crane fetched Christmas a peck on the forward
an' I ain't seen that dog since. He's just naturally mean an' he ain't
never learnt how to control himself.'
“So it was with Ann Maria and her sister. But Amos used to sit as quiet
and unconcerned as an old tree with a pair of wood-peckers knockin' away
at it. He never pecked back but once.
“They had gone up to the St. Lawrence to camp out an' fish for a week or
so--Amos and his boy, Bill, and Ann Maria and her sister. One day when
they were landing a big fish they got into the stiff current above the
Long Sault. Something had to be done right away. Amos dropped his tackle
and began pulling on the oars. Bill went to work with his paddle. The
women began to complain an' move around and rock the boat. They knew
they were going to be drowned. They insisted upon it with loud cries.
Amos, in the midst of heroic efforts, tried to quiet them. They
continued to cry out and when the boat shipped water they dodged. It was
a bad situation.
“Amos fetched Ann Maria a cuff and told her to dry up an' sit still. The
women obeyed him. When they were out of danger he said:
“'It ain't fair to expect a man to rassle with a strong current an' run
an insane asylum all in the same minute. If ye can't help, don't hinder.
You two have been rockin' the boat for years an' I guess it's about time
ye quit.'
“People used to say that Ann Maria turned over a new leaf and behaved
herself proper after that.
“There's some folks that are pecking at the country these days. We're
in the current of the Long Sault and Uncle Sam has the oars. We should
remember that if we can't help we mustn't hinder. We can help William a
lot by just yelling and rocking the boat.
“I wish you would say to the boys in camp on both sides of the ocean
that I should like to go and share their work and perils. Last autumn
I crossed the French and British lines where hostile shells were
bursting--sometimes uncomfortably near me--and went within ninety feet
of the German trenches. I have tried the perils which our boys will have
to suffer, but, unfortunately, I am too old to fight with them.
“It is a great privilege they enjoy--that of going out to battle for
honor and decency and the good of the world. They have entered the great
university of common sense. There is no other like it. What a school
is that comradeship of the camp and the trenches! For the first time in
history the whole civilized world stands shoulder to shoulder.”
“Do you think our boys are likely to profit by their experience?” I
asked.
“It all depends on the boy.
“Let me tell you a story just as I heard it from the lips of an American
soldier lad. I would call it:
THE ALL HE LIFE
“He was a big, broad shouldered, brawny man with a rugged manner of
speech. He described himself very well when he said to me: I can think
as pure white as anybody but I want to talk like a he man.'
“He had been wounded by a burst of shrapnel and was not badly hurt,
although one side of his face looked as if it had been raked by the
claws of a leopard. He had told me that for a day after the accident
he had heard a sound in his head 'like two skeletons rassling on a tin
roof.'
“Who but an American soldier in France would talk like that? Indeed
I found that he was from Kansas City and had the mixed dialect of the
midcountry.
“'Do you think it makes ye better or worse--this game of war?' I asked.
“'Well, sir, I'd say better,' he answered. 'Ye get things measured up
right, over here. Ye learn how to use yer thinker. Nobody knows what
peace and home and friends are worth 'til they're gone and ye don't know
whether you're ever going to see 'em again or not It ain't a bad thing
to live the all he life a while and see the family in dreams. They look
so gol durnably different. I reckon it's helped me. Maybe I better
tell ye a little story and you'll see what I mean. It'll be a Christmas
story.
“'We were in the ruined city of Peronne that Christmas Day. My friend
and I were homesick and had tramped across country from the camp of our
engineering corps to send a message to our wives in Kansas City, and
to blow ourselves to a good dinner with a bottle of wine and cigars if
money could buy 'em. We were a little over beaned and tea!--gosh! we
were soaked in it, and that French tobacco reminded me of my father's
cure for the epizootic. We had been gander-dancing on a new railroad for
weeks. We were shovel tired and kind o' man weary. By thunder! we hadn't
seen a woman in three months.
“'You who see women every day don't realize that they're a pretty
necessary part of the scenery. Oh, you don't miss 'em for a week or
so, but by and by you begin to find out there's something wrong. Things
don't look right. The hole in the doughnut is too big. You'd be kind
o' glad to hear what somebody said at the Woman's Club, and all about
Betsey Baker's new pink silk, and how shabby that one old dress of
your wife's was getting to be. You'd like to see a set o' skirts come
along--I _guess._ It would kind o' comfort you. If you didn't have
pretty good self-control you'd get up and wave your hat and holler.
“'Then--_children_--that's another thing you miss. We don't see 'em on
the battle front--ne'er a one! What a hole they make in the world when
you take 'em out of it!--especially if you've got some of your own. They
come to me in my dreams--the wife and babies! I'll bet ye there's
more'n a thousand of 'em crowding into that big camp every night, about
dream-time, and looking for theirs.
“'Oh, I wouldn't have ye get the idea that we set and sob and talk mush
and look sorrowful there. If you just grabbed a look at us and went on
you'd say we were no Hamlets. Gosh, no! We play cards and joke and laugh
and tell stories a plenty. You wouldn't get what's down under it all
unless some feller kind o' confessed and turned state's evidence. No,
sir--I don't believe you would.
“'I'm just telling ye enough to make ye understand why We went out to
Peronne that Christmas Day and what happened to us there. I speak
French pretty glib--that's another reason why we went. My mother was
a Louisiana French woman. I got it from her when I was a little
chap--never forgot it--and I bossed a gang of Frenchmen for two years.
“'We found a man who ran a little grocery shop and restaurant down in
one of the old cellars. He had had a fine big café up-stairs before the
German army swatted the town with dynamite. He was a sad little man who
lived down there in the lamplight with his wife. The Huns had carried
their two daughters away with them. He had cleaned the litter out of his
cellars and repaired their walls and so they had a home and something to
do.
“'I asked him if he could get up a good dinner for us.
“'“Oui, Monsieur,” he answered promptly. “I can get you a fine duck and
celery and preserved strawberries, and I could make a little pastry.”
“'“How much for the dinner?”
“'“Thirty francs--I can not make it less.”
“'“Make it forty and we'll call it a bargain,” I urged.
“'You should have seen the smile on his face then.
“'“Les Americans! They always talk like that--God be with them!” he
said. “Trust me, Monsieur. I will make you happy.”
“'Dinner would be ready in two hours and we went out for a walk and
a look at the waste of ruins. It seemed as if there were miles of
them--honestly! You see they loaded every basement with dynamite and
wired the whole place and then touched the button. Down it came. There
isn't a roof standing. We tramped about looking for relics. It was a
pretty day and warm in the sunlight.
“'Suddenly a woman, dressed in black, with a little girl about six years
old--spick and span and pretty as a picture--came along. They looked
like angels to us. Didn't seem so they was exactly human. We stood
watching 'em.
“'I reckon I'd have give about a year o' my life for a day's use o' that
kid--honestly. I'd just like to have got down on the ground and rolled
and hollered and tickled and tossed her just as I used to play with my
own kids. My hands itched to get hold of her. We followed along behind
'em kind o' hankerin' and a wishin'. She was a pretty little thing as ye
ever looked at, with curly hair hanging down on her shoulders and shiny,
silver buckled slippers and white stockin's. I just wanted to frame up
some kind of excuse to speak to 'em, but I suppose they wouldn't have
understood me.
“'They stopped and looked around a minute and then the woman opened
an iron gate and they went into one of the old dooryards. When we came
along we saw that the woman was sitting amongst the rubbish and crying.
“'“It's her home--dummed if it ain't,” I whispered.
“'I reckon 'twas natural for 'em to come back to it on Christmas
Day--plumb natural to come back to where they had been happy once with
all the family around. What a place! You'd think that an earthquake
and a cyclone had gone into partnership for about a minute and done a
smashing business. About half the back wall was standing and there hung
a little corner of the attic floor and the wind had blown the dirt up
there and some flowers and grass all withered by the cold had sprung up
in it, and beyond that was an old baby carriage with a ragged top and a
spinning-wheel.
“'The little girl didn't seem to notice her mother. She was running
around on the ruins and picking up broken dishes. I reckon that kid had
got used to the crying of men and women. The sight of grief didn't worry
her any more--not a bit. She was flying around like a bird on the ruins.
“'We sat down behind some bushes by the iron fence just to see what
happened.
“'By and by I heard the little girl call in a voice that kind o' made me
swaller--honest it was as sweet as the first bird song in the spring.
“'“Mother! Mother!” she called.
“'“What is it--little one!” the mother answered.
“'“Dinner's ready.”
“Talk about silver bells! Say, mister, never again! Honest, I never heard
a sound like the voice of that kid. It kind o' floored me--sure thing!
Up there at the front we just hear the growling of cannon and the
whinnying of horses and the swearing of men day and night. Maybe that's
why the kid's voice took hold of us that way. I don't know. After I had
heard it I felt as if I could walk to Kansas City. Honest Injun!
“'We peeked through the bushes and saw that the little girl had dragged
a board between her and her mother and covered it with broken dishes.
Then she began to chitter-chatter.
“'Here's some lovely soup and there's a fine goose and a great bowl full
of the best jelly that ever was and potatoes and celery and spinach and
everything that you like, mother. It's a Christmas dinner you know.
Papa will sit here and Henri will sit there and we are going to have the
grandest time.”
“'So the little chatter-box went on--good deal like a fine lady--and her
mother said:
“'“Papa! Henri! They are not here! They will eat no more with? us.”
“'“Why?”
“'”_Mort pour la patrie_--both of them! my child!”
“'“No, mother, they are here. I can see them just as plain! Come,
mother, they are waiting!”
“'Oh, by thunder! If I only had a mind like that I said to myself--a
mind that hadn't got so kind of stiff and sore and muscle bound--a mind
that was so clean and supple and that hadn't forgotten how to believe in
the things I do not see. Or do ye suppose that the clear eyes of a kid
can realty see things that we can't?
“'“God bless you--nay little saviour! You know how to make me
happy--don't ye?” said the mother with her handkerchief at her eyes.
“Then they both sat down there and began to eat that ghostly dinner with
the ghosts of the dead.
“'Gosh all hemlock! I just shut my eyes and heard a sound like a wind
blowing in my head. I turned and whispered to my pal.'
“'“You stay here. I'll be back right away.”'
“Then I sloped on my tiptoes. Went to the cellar and found that man
and brought him with me. I told him to invite them to dinner and that I
would pay for it. I didn't care if it took the last sous marquee in my
breeches.
“When we got back they were both singing _The Marseillaise_, that
my mother taught me when I was a kid, as they sat at their Christmas
dinner:
Amour sacré de la patrie
Conduis soutiens nos bras vengeurs
Liberté Liberté cherie,
Combats avec tes défenseurs!
“They heard us coming and stopped. Can ye beat it? Say, mister, the
boches might as well try to conquer the birds of the air.
“The man knew them. They had been well off and respectable folks in
Peronne before the war. Now they were refugees living on charity in a
distant village.
“'We gave them a part of our dinner but I do not think they were as
happy in the cellar as they had been with the ghosts. They were very
glum but we--well, ye know, sir, I reckon they helped our Christmas a
lot. You bet I do.
“'Ye know I had him put three extra plates at oar table--one for Mary
and one for little Kate and one for my roguish boy Bill. Say, I had
learned something from that kid--you bet. It isn't necessary for me to
fall asleep to have 'em with me now.
“The eats! Say, Fred Harvey wouldn't be deuce high with that little
Frenchman.
“'We had _some_ dinner, don't you doubt it, my friend, and forgot that
there was a war.
“'And ye know the funny part of it is this: Mary wrote me of her dream
that she and the kids had dinner with me on Christmas Day.'
“I have told you this story because it gives you a day in the life of an
American soldier, with its psychological background and a glimpse of the
fatherless children. If you were one of the boys in khaki I would remind
you that, after all, there is only one great thing in the world--man.
What an extension of human sympathy and understanding is coming to you,
my bright young soldier lad! As it comes it will go out in some measure
to the duller fellows who share your thought and meat and perils.
“You will have a wiser brain, a nobler spirit and a stronger body. This
digging and marching and sweating in the open is the best thing that can
happen to you. I often thought that no wiser thing could be done for our
college boys than mobilize them every summer and send them to camp in
the wheat-fields for two or three months of hard work.
“What's the matter with an army of peace, with its companies, regiments
and divisions, doing, under military discipline, constructive instead of
destructive work--doing the things that need most to be done, getting
in the harvests or building roads? It might give a part of its time each
day to military training, especially to rifle practise. It would be a
school of Democracy. Its best product would be spirit, its next best
brawn, and last of all the work done.
“You will encounter perils in France, my brave lad, and the least of
them will be those of the battle-field. It is when you go to Paris on
leave that I would have you look out for yourself.
“I'm not much of a preacher. I am not so foolish as to think that all
wisdom is in the Bible. To speak honestly, I am inclined to think that
there are many things in the Bible which oughtn't to be there. The
Kaiser seems to me to be imitating the sanctified slayers of the Old
Testament. You will find chapters there which read like a report of the
German General Staff after a successful drive. It is there that crazy
Bill finds his warrant for disemboweling so many people and mistreating
his prisoners. That kind of history should be summarily deprived of the
odor of sanctity, in my humble opinion.
“But there is one sentence of Scripture that I would have you
remember--my brave, fine fellows who are to fight under this flag
of ours. Having lived some fifty years and been a somewhat careful
observer, I would call it the most impressive sentence ever written. It
is full of vital truth. Every young man ought to read it once a day and
think of it as often as he is tempted. It is from the book of Job and it
says:
“'His bones are full of the sin of his youth, which shall lie down with
him in the dust.'
“Think it over, boys. Think of that word 'bones' which indicates how
deeply it lays hold of you, and of the clause 'which shall lie down with
him in the dust,' which indicates that only death can break its hold.
“Don't let the optimistic young doctors fool you. It is a serious
matter. You can get along with the mud and vermin of the trenches. They
will only afflict the outside of you. The main thing is to keep clean
inside. Don't allow your life currents to be polluted. See that you
bring bade to your home a clean body.
“You will do this, unless, when you go to Paris or to some other city,
on leave, you fall for that French wine and lose your head in the
process. Let it alone, I beg of you, and remember that your greatest
peril is not on the battle-field.
“Do not for a moment lose faith in the issue. 'The cause of Liberty
bequeathed from sire to son, though baffled oft is ever won.'
“I have seen how eagerly, how cheerfully the young men at the front
give their lives for something greater than they. It has filled me with
wonder.
“I have a little farm out here on the hills. It has helped me to
understand the world I live in and especially these boys. How often
I have seen the winds of autumn strip the grove and garden of their
loveliness until nothing was left but dead stalks and bare branches.
The captains and the kings had departed. I have seen them returning--the
delicate green of the new leaves in spring, the grass, the violets, and
here are the familiar sprouts of the poison ivy. I thought that I had
tom the last of it out of the ground last summer, but here it is.
“Everything passes away but it returns, and the noxious ivy is the
most persistent returner of all. I am busy fighting it every spring and
summer.
“So it is with this world of men. Caesar dies, despotism is uprooted, as
we thought, and we discover that they have returned and are busy growing
and spreading their roots. Everything returns if you give it a chance.
Herod has returned and is slaying the male children. Pilate has returned
and is sitting in judgment.
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“Do you tell me that Jesus Christ will return? Nay, I tell you He has
already returned. He is in the camps and on the battle-fields of France
and Belgium. He is in the hearts of the young men who are dying as He
died to make men free.
“So, my young soldier lads of Great Britain, France, Italy and the
United States, I take off my hat and bare my gray head when you march by
me, for I know why you are so brave.”
It was near midnight when the country lawyer and I left his office and
headed up the main street of the village toward his home. After a moment
of silence we reached the public square and then he directed my eyes
toward the glowing lamp of Jupiter in the sky.
“When you get to wondering at God's neglect of His duty, it's a good
idea to go out and take a look at the stars riding up there in the
sunlight,” he said. “I guess this little world of ours has got to take
care of itself. Kind o' looks to me as if God had enough of His own work
to do, especially when so many of us are loafing. I don't see how we
can complain if we do have to 'tend to our own business. We've been
depending a long time on prayer an' indolence an' good luck while we let
the weeds grow in the garden. I rather guess we'll have to do our own
hoein'. Every man to his hoe! And let's take care that the weeds don't
get too far ahead of us again.
“If this planet is to be a safe and decent place to live upon, there
should be an International School Commission agreed as to one main
purpose--that of cultivating good will between the races which inhabit
it. Of course, no power could remove all the lies from history, but I
hope that the lies and also the truth of it could be so put as to rob
them of the seed of bitterness, even against the Germans.”
THE END
End of Project Gutenberg's Keeping Up with William, by Irving Bacheller