CHAPTER XVIII.

_July 8th._--Here I am in heaven, as it were--in _Colombes_!--in a

_perfect paradise_! More of that hereafter. I am sitting scribbling

at last in a handsome room, all to myself! But to begin at the

beginning. This morning was (as usual of late) very fine and very

hot. At an early hour we received orders to hold ourselves in

readiness to march, and understood that we were about to move on the

Loire, where the French army had mustered in force and refused to

acknowledge the capitulation. Hitchins and I had just found a very

pretty little house vacant near our bivouac, and little damaged.

Into this we proposed getting to-day, and were rather disappointed

when the order for moving came. It was no small comfort, however,

to escape from Garges and all its horrors of plundered houses and

bad water. The filth of the bivouac, from such long occupation, was

becoming intolerable, and the water, bad as it was, was failing fast.

Being sufficiently occupied, I did not notice at what hour we

marched, but it must not have been late; for, notwithstanding delays,

we arrived here early in the afternoon--the distance probably six or

seven English miles. A column of cavalry, composed of our brigade

and some other regiments of heavy dragoons, preceded us, and all

together took the road to St Denis. Arrived at the point of junction

of the three chaussées, instead of marching through the town we

struck off to the right. This was not the road to the Loire, and we

were puzzled. Wherever we were going the road was beautiful, and

the cool shade of the green vault under which we marched peculiarly

agreeable in so hot a day. All the country right and left was like a

garden; laid out in little square plots of vegetables or roses, an

astonishing quantity of which flower is grown in this neighbourhood.

Passing through the pretty village of Epinay on the banks of the

Seine, we soon after came to a singular ridge of chalky hills

separating the road on which we marched from the river. Here then we

quitted the chaussée for a cross-road skirting those hills on the

side next the river, which we now understood was to be crossed by a

pontoon bridge thrown across a little lower down.

Quitting the delicious shade of the elms for the open fields, and

these lying on a southern slope, the heat was intense, and when,

getting between vines and fig-trees (of which we found whole fields

here), the little air there was became shut out from us, it was quite

suffocating. The ripe, cool, juicy figs with which the trees were

loaded, relieved us, however; the poor fellows placed to watch these

looked on rather piteously, but we committed no waste nor destruction

beyond eating a few as we went along. These were the first peasantry

we had found in the fields since passing Senlis. All along our route

dead horses in abundance poisoned the air, and marked the line of

operations of Blucher’s army. The bridge was at Argenteuil, another

pretty village; but on arriving there we found so many corps to

pass before us, that, having got into a shady spot, we dismounted

and disposed ourselves to rest. The Seine here appeared to me such

another river as the Thames at Vauxhall Bridge. The ground on our

side sloped rapidly down to it; on the other the banks were low and

rushy, an extent of flat meadow-land lay beyond, and thence arose

gently swelling hills, covered with shrubberies, villages, villas,

&c. The scenery was animated by the masses of our troops and the

novelty of the pontoon bridge, together with the interest excited by

a number of women and pretty girls who brought us in abundance (for

sale) flowers and very fine cherries.

What a change from the sickening, desolated, deserted country we

have left, where everything breathed war! Suddenly we enter a land

of peace, plenty, and happiness, fields covered with luxuriant crops

of various kinds of vegetables, amongst which the large, dark-tinted

leaves of the artichoke predominate; vines, figs, and myriads of

roses are extended over the face of the hills; whilst the meadows

beyond the river exhibit a vast tract of the richest pasture.

Innumerable villages, all full of people; their dwellings comfortable

and in good order. No desertion here; no sign of military exaction or

plundering; no apprehension betrayed at our approach. We are received

as countrymen might be. The people are confiding and happy; nor would

one imagine that the blast of war had passed so near and left them

scathless.

At length our turn to pass arrived, and we crossed the Seine. It

seems there were not pontoons enough by half for this bridge,

consequently what they had were placed at double distance; the

bridge was therefore so weak that the utmost precaution was necessary

in passing it, and our guns and detachments (the latter dismounted

and leading their horses in file) were obliged to go over separately;

but it was also necessary to take the three pair of leaders (eight

horses to a gun) off, and let the wheel horses alone take over the

guns. Even then, each pontoon sank until its gunwale was within two

or three inches of the water as the gun passed over it.

My tutelary genius, Major M’Donald, met me in the meadows, and, as

we rode along together, pointed out a village on a rising ground

peeping through the trees as my destination--the village of Colombes.

“Are we to halt there to-night?” I asked. “Yes, a good many nights;”

and then, for the first time, I learned that our army was going into

cantonments. On entering the village I found we were not to have

it all to ourselves. Bull’s and M’Donald’s troops were here before

me; but as it is very large, and there are plenty of good houses,

we have all got abundance of rooms and capital quarters. The place

consists principally of two long streets, with a good many detached

country-houses of citizens; and as the houses of these streets are

generally two or three storeys, it holds us well. We have divided

the village into three districts: Bull has all the upper end towards

Courbevoie; M’Donald has a fine chateau and park at the bottom of the

hill, in the meadows, with the adjacent parts; I have the end where

the two streets join on the road to Nanterre--by far the pleasantest.

The peasantry all remain here quietly; but whether fled in alarm, or

that it is not the fashion to be seen in the country at this season,

I know not; but, certes, all the villas and better description of

houses are either entirely empty or only a few servants left in them.

Such is the case with this house I now write in. My men and horses

are all well put up with the cultivateurs, and the officers are

superbly lodged in the different _quintas_. My own is charming; and

no one can imagine the delight of such a residence, nor the pleasure

I enjoy at again having a place to myself, and that, too, such a

paradise. One drawback there is; I have been obliged to park my guns

in my own pleasure-grounds--a sad invasion of my privacy this; but

I have made it as little annoyance as possible by forming the park

close to the further gate, with orders to the sentry to allow no one

to pass beyond; and as there is a thick shrubbery between that part

of the grounds and the house, it is completely excluded. Another

very sad one was the loss of my poor old dog Bal, who had been my

companion day and night about eleven years, always sleeping under

my bed or by my side. In 1807 he accompanied us to South America.

On arriving at Colombes he was first missed. I sent Milward back

to Garges, but never heard more of him. _My establishment_ appears

to be small; I have only seen one old man-servant as yet, though I

know there are more. He is extremely obsequious and attentive to my

wants, apparently somewhat alarmed, and not quite certain whether

I mean to eat him up alive or not. He gave me an excellent dinner

to-day and delicious wine--so that he hopes his fate is deferred. A

most luxurious-looking bed tempts me, and as I am somewhat tired,

and more lazy just now, I shall consign myself to it without delay,

and describe my house, &c., to-morrow, when I shall have had time to

examine it more leisurely.

_July 9th._--Hot, beautiful day. A haziness in the atmosphere--the

effect of this great heat--makes the distance quite _dreamy_. After

so many bivouacs and cottage-beds, the delicious sensation with

which I took possession of my voluptuous couch last night is not

to be set forth in words, any more than the puzzled astonishment

with which I gazed around on awaking this morning. It was some time

ere I could clearly recollect where I was--surrounded by everything

rich, beautiful, and luxurious. From my bed, too, I could see the

meadows below, the silver current of the Seine, and the vine-clad

hills beyond. It was impossible to jump up in my usual abrupt manner

immediately on waking. I was loath to bring so much pleasure to a

conclusion, convinced as I was that it must be less keen to-morrow;

so I lay on until hunger reminded me that there were other duties to

attend to--other pleasures to be enjoyed.

I have now completed the inspection of my domain, and a right lovely

one it is. Let me try and preserve a _souvenir_ of it. Architectural

pretension the house has none--its charm consisting in the elegant

and luxurious fitting-up of its interior, together with the exterior

accessories by which it is surrounded. A neat (not small) house

of two storeys, with dormitories under the usual very high roof

characterising most French houses, seated on the very brink of the

rather steep _coteau_, and thus overlooking the meadows, the Seine,

the country beyond; and having in the foreground, and immediately

below it, the fine massed foliage of the noble trees in the park

occupied by Major M’Donald’s troop. From the village you enter by

a _grande porte cochère_ into a neat gravelled courtyard--having

the house in front, offices on the left, and a range of excellent

light airy stables, and one or two coach-houses on the right.

The lower floor of the _corps de logis_ consists of a suite of

handsomely-furnished saloons, in one of which is a billiard-table--a

most delightful solace in such a situation. The end room, having a

large window opening to the floor upon a flight of steps leading

down to a pretty terrace, is ornamented with some good statues. The

corresponding rooms up-stairs are all fitted up as bed-rooms. The

opposite side of the house from the court looks upon a charming

garden presenting every variety of parterre and shrubbery, among

which wind cool and shady walks; whilst the innumerable flowers of

the parterres fill the air with their perfume; and the sparkling

waters of a fountain continually playing under the windows impart

a refreshing coolness and throw an air of romance over the whole.

A broad terrace, overshadowed by linden-trees and acacias, runs

along the edge of the _coteau_ from the end of the house, as above

mentioned, to the extremity of the grounds, commanding a charming

prospect through its whole length, but particularly from its

termination, where, from a picturesque little _kiosk_ seated on an

artificial tumulus-shaped mound, the eye wanders down the sweet

scenery of the valley until in the extreme distance it rests on the

palace and park of St Germain-en-Laye. Masses of roses, carnations,

lavender, geraniums, and a multitude of other flowers, planted in

beds along the upper side of the terrace, contribute their fragrance

to enhance the delight of this lovely walk. Immediately beneath the

terrace, enclosed by a wall covered with vines, and roofed or coved

with large picturesque tiles, is a spacious kitchen and fruit garden,

covered just now by its luxuriant crop of all kinds. The more distant

part of the grounds is laid out in lawns of smooth turf, interspersed

with a variety of shrubs and forest-trees, scattered about singly,

in clumps, or sometimes in close thickets or open groves. A lofty

stone wall encloses three sides of this domain, the terrace forming

a fourth, and a gateway in the further part permits access to my

park without trespassing on my _homestead_. The house is elegantly

furnished with articles of the most costly and luxurious description,

and exquisite statues of white marble decorate the corridors,

staircases, and the large saloon before mentioned. The apartment I

have chosen for myself is immediately over and corresponding to this,

and is a perfect _bijou_; it is fitted up with a taste and splendour

that bespeak the inhabitant at once voluptuous and refined. Separated

from the other apartments by a small antechamber, it occupies the

whole extremity of the house, overlooking the Seine, &c. In this end,

like the saloon below, one large window opening to the floor, but

into an iron balcony, commands a most delicious view. Immediately

below is my well-stocked rich-looking garden; beyond that, yet still,

as it were, under me, the finely-rounded luxuriant masses of foliage

of the stately elms in the park; then stretch out, like a verdant

carpet, the spacious meadows, the sameness of their level expanse

diversified and rendered interesting by thickets of underwood,

bushes, and occasional clumps of trees. These are bounded by the

silvery waters of the Seine, above which rises rather abruptly a

curious chain of hills, round-topped, and broken in places by gypsum

cliffs, their slopes clothed with vineyards, and separated from a

similar isolated hill,[11] evidently a continuation, by a singular

gap, through which is seen a rich country extending far back, and in

the extreme distance the chateau and park of the Montmorenci. The

contrast between the purply haze enveloping this country, and the

more vivid colouring of the nearer landscape, gives it a dreamy and

indescribably mysterious appearance. At the foot of the hills on the

river-bank, and immediately opposite my window, the white buildings

of Argenteuil, mingled with foliage, form a pleasing object, its

church-tower decorated by the sacred _pavillon blanc_, which waves

continually from its upper window. To the left the picturesque little

village of Bezons and its ruined bridge, and beyond a wide extent

of open, not picturesque, though rich country, covered with wheat,

vines, and fig-trees, extends to St Germain--the sombre trees of

whose park terminates the view in that direction. The other windows

look over the garden, and the bubbling, sparkling fountain throws its

glittering drops quite up to them, if not actually cooling the air,

at least refreshing to the imagination. Here the view is bounded by

the thick foliage of the shrubbery; but the contrast between this

and the extended view from the balcony only serves to enhance the

one and the other. The balmy fragrance arising from the parterres,

the splashing of the water, and the cheerful songs of innumerable

birds, with which the trees are filled, make this a most luscious

apartment. But for the interior!--the walls are nearly covered with

large mirrors, reaching from the floor to the ceiling, encased in

frames richly carved and gilt. The compartments between these are

filled up with fine engravings or drawings. In a recess (as the

French fashion is) stands a spacious and sumptuous bed, which may be

concealed at pleasure by curtains of green silk with deep rich yellow

fringe. The bedstead is of mahogany, highly varnished, sculptured,

and enriched with gilt ornaments, but looks unfinished to an English

eye not yet accustomed to the absence of posts and curtains. The bed

itself the most luxurious and fastidious must be content with; the

silk counterpane matches the curtains of the recess; the enormous

pillows, encased in the finest and most delicately white linen, are

edged with rich lace; the sheets are as the pillow-cases, and in

texture rival cambric. An elegant little table, standing between the

two side windows, serves as a stand for beautiful vases of Sevres

porcelain, holding large bouquets of the choicest productions of

the garden; a large round table of mahogany, covered with oil-cloth

and edged with gilt bronze, occupies the middle of the floor;--the

rest of the furniture, in short, is of a piece, and the accessories

of a bedroom are of porcelain or fine crystal. A little door beside

the recess opens into a narrow passage leading round to the rear of

the house, where a small cabinet, lined with mahogany and lighted

by an _œil de bœuf_, leaves no want on the score of conveniences

unsupplied. At the other end of the room a small closet, fitted as a

library, contains a collection of the most splendid editions of the

best French authors. Here, however, the voluptuary was conspicuous;

the licentiousness of Voltaire, Louvet, and others, is innocence

itself compared to many works in this collection. My establishment

consists of the old butler (Monsieur Ferdinand), the gardener, the

cook, and, I believe, a girl as a scrub. These, with the addition of

William and my two grooms, make up a snug little family. M. Ferdinand

is attentive, and seems solicitous to please. Cook sent me up

yesterday a remarkably nice dinner; and the gardener brought a fine

fresh bouquet this morning for my vases, which he promises to do

daily, also fruit for my dessert. My larder seems well stocked, and

so does my cellar, for I had a bottle of excellent wine yesterday;

therefore I have every reason to be satisfied with my good fortune.

The houses in which my officers lodge are all either entirely or

nearly deserted; so that, having the only convenience for the

purpose, I have acceded to their request, and allowed our mess to be

established here, though it is hardly fair upon the proprietor, on

whose resources we shall draw largely; however, I have given orders

for the dinner to be prepared to-day, and M. Ferdinand has made no

scruples.

_July 10th._--Splendid morning, but heat excessive. Sorry to say that

at the parade this morning I found we had no less than thirty horses

with sore backs. This is terrible! but I know others are worse.

Yesterday we dined together, and a capital dinner and excellent wine

we had. After dinner, the evening being so fine, Hitchins, Breton,

and I, mounted our horses for an exploration. We first crossed the

meadows to the river, and rode a little way along the banks; at the

ferry we found the ferryman asleep in his boat, and I could not

prevent Breton from launching him into the stream--how far he went

down we have not yet heard. This was childish, certainly. Quitting

the river-bank we made for a high hill, whence we expected a view

of Paris. _Chemin faisant_, we stumbled on some singular quarries,

immense caverns cut in the soft calcareous stone, and going farther

in than we thought it prudent to follow. These were in the middle of

the fields, in the low ground between Colombes and Nanterre. As we

enjoy the privilege of travelling over fields, &c., and are therefore

quite independent of roads, we made straight for the hill, and gained

its summit just as the sun was setting in all the glory of a fine

summer’s evening. We had judged rightly, for Mont Valerien (so it is

called in my map) commands a most lovely view. Before us all Paris

lay extended as in a plan; we could see every part of it, and even

the far-away country beyond. Here was no dingy, orange-coloured

smoke, like that which obscures the London atmosphere, and blackens

the country for miles round. _Au contraire_, the clearness of the

Parisian atmosphere was scarcely deteriorated by the very light

transparent vapour floating over the city, which rather increased

the interest and beauty of the scene by the softened outlines, and

by the rich purply tint communicated to all parts of the landscape

seen through it. The country immediately around, and the slopes

of the hill itself on which we stood, had the appearance of one

vast and productive garden, being divided into rectangular patches

planted with rose-bushes, cherry-trees, vines, fig-trees, artichokes

and several other sorts of culinary vegetables, all growing in the

greatest luxuriance, and presenting a most extraordinary mass of

verdure. Amongst all this, the white walls and red-tiled roofs of

several neat villages and picturesque villas harmonised charmingly.

The foot of the hill towards Paris was washed by the gently-flowing

waters of the Seine, on whose placid bosom a few boats occasionally

appeared.

The lively verdure of a long narrow strip of meadow-land lying on

the opposite bank of the river, and the white walls of several

large-windowed Italian-like houses bordering on them, contrasted

strongly with the sombre tones of the Bois de Boulogne behind

them, amongst whose thickets several columns of blue smoke, and a

line of white tents seen here and there on the lawns, attested the

presence of some part of our army. Along the line of the river were

the villages of St Cloud, with its bridge; Suresnes, Puteaux, and

Neuilly, from the end of whose bridge a most superb avenue of elms

stretched away toward the city. Beyond could clearly be discerned

the column of Austerlitz, the dome of the Pantheon, Nôtre Dame, with

its high-pointed façade, circular window, and two flanking Gothic

towers. A little to our right the elegant dome of the Invalides,

its gilded decorations glittering in the last rays of the setting

sun; the cream-coloured portico of the Hotel de Bourbon; and the

more deep-toned architecture of the Hotel des Monnaies and its dome.

Still further to the right the scene was closed by the wooded heights

of Bellevue, which appeared continuous with the Park of St Cloud.

These, wrapped in deep shadow, formed a mass of sombre verdure,

balancing well the other parts of this brilliant picture. In the

distance beyond the city were the smiling heights of Belleville,

covered with villages and country-houses, gradually descending into

the vale of the Seine, of whose waters an occasional glimpse might

be caught winding their tortuous way like silver threads through

the rich plain. To the left the buildings of the city spread up

the steep slopes of Montmartre, the summit of which presented a

formidable appearance with its lines of fortifications. Windmills

and a telegraph occupied the higher end of its ridge, whilst that

next us terminated in a perpendicular precipice, the white face

of which overhung the tufted groves of Monceaux and Clichy. Still

further to the left extended the plains of St Denis, yellow with the

golden harvest, beyond which arose the town and abbey. The horizon

on this side was bounded by a low range of blue hills, of pleasing

though not very varied outline. The balmy softness of the evening

air--the varied noises, softened by distance, arising from the

village below--the sounds of music, mirth, and revelry coming up

more distinctly,--all contributed to heighten the interest of this

charming panorama. Long did we linger on Mont Valerien, until the

coming shades of night reminded us that we were strangers to the

intricate maze of vineyards, &c., which we must traverse to regain

Colombes, and we turned our backs on the lovely scene.

_July 13th._--This is our first wet day. Hitchins and I went to Paris

this morning; but the rain set in so much in earnest that we returned

forthwith, and I have devoted the remainder of the day to bringing

up my leeway; for, between much occupation and much idleness, I have

let my journal drop astern, and now I hardly know how to begin what

I have to record, which, though trifling for others, is to me worth

its weight in gold--at least will be so years hence.

_Imprimis_, then, I have discovered my landlord to be a M.

L’Eguillon, who is an old bachelor (seventy-four years of age), and

resides in a handsome town-house, Rue des Enfans Rouges. He is said

to be very rich, but I cannot find out whether he has or had any

employment under Government. I find that I can in some measure repay

him for my good living here by sending his hay, oats, or anything

else he may want, under an escort, as otherwise it would not be

allowed to pass the _barrière_.[12] I suppose Ferdinand has reported

us as good people, for I have received a most polite and obliging

note asking this favour, and at the same time assuring me that

Ferdinand has orders to pay us every attention. I sent Bombardier

Ross up the other day, as he speaks French, with a load of hay, and

he reported that nothing could exceed the kindness with which he was

treated, and that the old gentleman’s town residence is a magnificent

one. A very pretty girl of sixteen (Mademoiselle Ernestine), whom

the servants call his niece, lives with him. There seems a mystery,

however, in the matter, for the gossips of the village declare she is

not his niece. It is Mademoiselle Ernestine’s apartment which I have

taken possession of, it seems.

Up to the present moment nothing could have been more delightful

than my residence here--so much so, that it was some time before I

could tear myself away from it to go to Paris, though only about

six English miles distant, and then with reluctance. To me the

country at all times has so many charms, and the city so few, that

it is never without regret that I exchange the one for the other.

Situated as I am here, during this fine season, and surrounded by

luxuries, it is a hard task to think of sacrificing even a single

day to the close, disagreeable streets of a large town. Rinaldo

in the gardens of Armida was not more completely enthralled than

I am in this little paradise. On first awaking in the morning, my

delighted ear is saluted by the melodious warble of innumerable

pretty songsters in the shrubbery, which comes accompanied by the

soft murmurs and splash of the fountain. My toilette occupies a much

longer time here than it ever did anywhere else, so great is the

luxury of wandering about in a dressing-gown: finished, however,

it must be, and then I descend to my stable, talk nonsense to my

horses, examine poor Cossack’s wounds, which were not improved by

our lengthened march, and then stroll into my garden, cool my palate

with some of the delicious fruit, take a turn or two on the terrace

under the linden-trees, look at St Germain, think of the unfortunate

James who died there in exile, then at Argenteuil, where Heloise

pined for her mutilated lover, return to my penetralia and find

that William has arranged a delicious little breakfast. A parade of

the troop in the village street follows; a visit to the quarters,

stables, &c.; an inspection of carriages; concluding with a little

peroration with Farrier Price and Wheeler Rockliff. All this occupies

the first part of the morning; the remainder is passed in lounging

about the village, visiting the other troops, or wandering about my

own delightful grounds; sometimes a game at billiards, sometimes a

little scribbling. So pass my mornings. Five o’clock usually finds

us all assembled in the _salle de compagnie_ awaiting M. Ferdinand’s

annunciation, “On vient de servir, M. le Commandant,” throwing open

the _battants_ with a bow and an air worthy a groom of the chambers.

Dinner consists of a _potage_ and several other dishes, always

excellent; it is followed by a dessert of fine fruit from my _own_

garden. Our wines, too, are not only of the best quality, but we

have an astonishing variety--in short, we live like fighting-cocks.

After passing a reasonable time at table, and drinking a reasonable

allowance of M. Eguillon’s wine, we break up for the evening. Some

resort to the billiard-room, some to the neighbouring troops, and I

either take a ride or saunter about my terrace as I did in the avenue

at Strytem, smoking some of the few remaining excellent cigars I

have brought all the way from Brussels--doubly precious now, since I

find there are none such to be got in Paris. Cigars are, I think, a

government monopoly here as in Spain--at least there is some mystery

which I don’t understand further than that the French Government has

been concerned in forcing the lieges to smoke bad cigars or none at

all. Only two kinds are procurable here: the one, a little black

thing made of the commonest tobacco, they call Dutch, _des cigars

Hollandais_; the other, a large cigar of very common bad tobacco

also, has a wheaten straw stuck into it to suck the smoke through;

and this, besides the villanous taste of the tobacco, burns your

palate horribly.

The other evening I had retired after dinner to the terrace to enjoy,

as usual, the charms of a fine sky and fine landscape. Twilight crept

gradually over the valley, and, by obscuring the distant parts,

allowed play to imagination, and gave additional interest to the

scenery. Light airs from time to time sighed amongst the overhanging

foliage; the joyous laugh of the villagers comes softened on the

breeze, united with the monotonous splash of the fountain. I had

seated myself in the little _kiosk_ at the end of the terrace; the

smoke of my cigar arose lazily in the air; my eyes were fixed on the

silver Seine, and my mind travelling over again the events of the

last three or four weeks, drawing comparisons between the feverish

excitement prevailing through the former but greater part of that

time, and the delicious tranquillity of the present, when suddenly

the grating sound of angry voices wounded my ear and dissipated my

reverie. I listened; the speakers appeared to be at our park, or near

it. There were English voices and foreign of some sort. A quarrel

between my men and the natives, no doubt. But how came the latter

in the grounds? The voices became louder and fiercer; there was a

rattling of sabres, too. Good heavens! are the French renewing the

Sicilian Vespers? Whilst asking myself this question, I was already

hurrying along the tortuous path leading to that part of the grounds,

and soon came upon the scene of action. Here I found Quartermaster

Hall and several gunners struggling with our hussars of Brunswick,

whose horses, bridled and saddled, seemed the objects of contention

from the way in which they were alternately seized by one or the

other and most unceremoniously dragged about by both.

High words and threatening gestures, pulling and scuffling, seemed

the order of the day, but no blows were interchanged. Both parties

seemed equally enraged, but neither understood the other,--for one

swore in German, the other in English; the gestures, however, spoke a

sort of universal language which all parties comprehended perfectly.

At the moment of my arrival one of the hussars, having rescued his

horse from the grip of his opponent, had raised his foot to the

stirrup, and was in the act of mounting, when an athletic gunner,

seizing him by the waist, swung him to some distance, rolling on

the turf. The fellow, springing up again, had half drawn his sabre

as I emerged from the shrubbery with an authoritative “_Halt da!_”

which was instantly obeyed by all; whilst old Hall, the moment he

saw me, cried, “They are off, sir--they are going off.” The hint was

sufficient. I despatched a gunner with orders to the guard to shut

the iron gates and allow none to pass, then proceeded to investigate

the origin of this quarrel. I had placed these people in the grounds

from the first, that they might be more under surveillance. They

have a tent for themselves, and their horses are picketed near our

guns. This I have found necessary, from the sulky mutinous spirit

they have always evinced since the first day of joining us. They

have always been a source of considerable worry to me, and have been

getting worse lately. According to their own account, they are all

_volunteers_ and _gentlemen_; therefore they feel very severely the

degradation of their present position, particularly being put under a

vile commissary, whom they affect to treat with the utmost contempt.

Their present complaint was about their bread, which they said “was

not even fit for _common soldiers_;” and they accused Mr Coates of

having purposely given them this bread as an insult. In their rage

they had saddled their horses with the intention of returning home,

or the Lord knows where, when Hall interfered, and the scuffle took

place. The corporal (a fine young man) was particularly indignant,

and held forth most vehemently on what was due to a gentleman, partly

in German, partly in French. Hall’s insolence he spoke of with great

bitterness, giving me to understand that he expected my men should

pay him somewhat of the same deference as to their own officers.

My answer to all this was short: “The bread is of the same quality

as that served out to our own men; therefore, if the _gentlemen_

disliked it, they might leave it. As to their rank in civil society,

I know nothing about it; they were put under my orders as any other

soldiers, and as such should do their duty.” Two or three of the

most refractory I made prisoners of, and if they still remained

discontented, they at least remained quiet. This disturbance,

however, spoilt my evening; so, having consumed my cigar whilst

lecturing the gentlemen, I retired to my room and spent an hour or

two over Voltaire’s ‘Philosophical Dictionary.’

Notwithstanding the raptures in which our people spoke of Paris,

which some of them visited the very first evening of our coming

here, yet it was only a day or two ago that I could tear myself from

the country and go thither. The village and _les villageois_ had

not yet lost the freshness of novelty. Strolling about the street

gossiping with the people has been a source of infinite amusement

to me, and I have been much interested in observing their peculiar

manners and habits. The harvest, which has just commenced, causes

considerable stir in the village, as all the produce of the fields

is brought to be stored in their granaries here. The villages round

Paris have anything but a rural aspect: houses of stone, roofed

either with tiles or slates, from two to three and even four storeys

high; large windows, like those of town houses; the attics are their

granaries, hay-lofts, &c., and a window or door, furnished with a

crane and tackle similar to those of our merchants’ stores, furnishes

the means of hoisting in the sheaves, bundles of hay, &c. The

consequence of this is, that our streets are all in a bustle--loaded

carts continually arriving from the fields, and drawing up under

the entrance-window of their respective houses. Bundles and sheaves

are mounting into the air, and various gossiping groups are formed

below. The peasantry in this neighbourhood are almost all of them

proprietors of the lands they cultivate. As with us, the law obliges

every man to put his name, &c., on his cart; so we see continually

“Jacques Bonnemain, cultivateur,” “Jean le Mery, propriétaire,” &c.

The figures composing these street-groups are sturdy well-made men;

much more active and springy than our clowns, although sufficiently

rustic. Their costume, too, widely differs from everything we

are accustomed to associate with rusticity. The bronzed visage,

surrounded by its setting of black locks, surmounted by the _bonnet

de nuit_, usually white, or having once been so, round jackets of

blue-striped cotton stuff, and trousers of the same--bare feet,

thrust into a pair of clumsy _sabots_, complete the costume. Amongst

the young men and boys I have remarked a much greater proportion

of handsome intelligent faces than one usually sees in any English

village; our rustics are generally coarse-featured, and have a most

unintellectual expression of face. The French peasant not only has

the advantage in point of person and carriage, but infinitely so in

his address. The women partake of the labours of the field, and enter

largely into the composition of our village groups. Their general

costume is not unpicturesque. They are always without gowns, the

exposed stays (not always very clean) sometimes laced up, sometimes

quite loose and open; blue and white, or pink-striped petticoats;

neck partially covered by a coloured handkerchief (_fichu_[13]);

the head by another, gracefully turned round it, something in the

shape of a turban;[14] large gold or silver hoops in the ears, and a

small cross of the same suspended by a black ribbon from the neck;

stockings of grey or blue thread, or bare legs; large _sabots_,

the insteps frequently garnished with a strip of rabbit-skin. Such

are our village belles. At a superficial glance one does not see

amongst them such gradations from youth to age as among our own

women. All are either old or young, hideously ugly, or pretty, or

very pretty. About the age of puberty (which seems to be earlier than

with us), they become masculine and coarse, though still handsome.

But about thirty (or earlier, if they have children) they lose all

pretensions to good looks, and immediately assume the appearance

of old age--wrinkled, skinny, with sunken cheeks, hollow eyes--and

such necks! Like the men, these women are vastly superior to our

female peasantry in carriage of person and in manners. The former is

invariably erect and commanding, giving to the ugliest old woman an

air of dignity never or very rarely to be met with among our working

classes, and not always amongst our ladies. Some of the young ones,

well made and tall, with their firm determined step, are really

majestic creatures.

The ordinary diet of these people seems little calculated to enable

them to go through the portion of hard labour that falls to their

lot. Bread, black, coarse, dry, and diabolically sour, a bit of

hard tasteless cheese, compose the usual breakfast and dinner, with

the occasional addition of haricots, or some other vegetables; for

supper, broth (_potage aux herbes_), in which a bit of lard or some

kind of grease is melted to give it richness and perhaps flavour.

Their beverage is a poor sort of _vin du pays_, very sour, and

very inferior to the sound rough cider used in our apple-counties,

Hereford and Devon. In the _cabarets_ beer is to be had of a pleasant

quality, although not strong. The _bonne double bierre de Mars_ is of

a superior caste, and, when bottled (as it is sold), a refreshing,

agreeable drink in hot weather.

March is to their brewers what October is to ours. This _bierre de

Mars_ (from the month, I presume) one would suppose exclusively

military, from the numerous coloured prints stuck on the

window-shutters of most _cabarets_, representing officers and

soldiers in the acts of drawing, pouring out, or drinking this

favourite tipple. The most common of these represents two officers

in _grande tenue_, plumed hats, swords by their sides, spurs on

the heel, &c., seated at a small round table. Each holds in the

right hand an uncorked bottle, in the left a tumbler, the _bierre_

rising in a jet from the bottles, forming two intersecting arches,

terminating precisely in the opposite and apposite tumblers. The

shutters frequently bear both pictorial and scriptorial annunciations

not a little amusing. I have seen numbers on our march, but thought

no more of them; and it was only the other day, at Courbevoie, that

“_audevie à vandre_” upon a shutter gave rise to the idea of making a

collection of them. The universal “_Ici on loge à pied et à cheval_”

is parallel to our entertainment for man and horse.

I have before noticed that on arriving here we found all the gentry

fled. That was not quite the truth. A few days since I discovered

that a certain handsome house, in Bull’s quarter of the village,

is still inhabited by the proprietor, an old lady of seventy (la

Marquise de * * *), very partial to, because somehow connected with,

the English, and therefore remaining at home in full confidence of

good treatment. She has judged rightly; not a soul has trespassed

upon her except as visitors, of which she is very proud, and holds

a sort of daily levee, which we sometimes find a convenient lounge.

Brought up in the Court of Louis XVI., Madame la Marquise is a strict

observer of all the etiquette of the old _régime_. A light active

figure, and a natural (or perhaps assumed) sprightliness of manner,

added to a very juvenile costume, give her at a little distance

quite the appearance of a girl. A nearer approach, however, spite of

rouge, &c., most liberally applied, betrays the _septuagénaire_. At

my first visit I found this extraordinary old woman alone, dressed,

and evidently expecting visitors. I introduced myself, and was

received with almost affectionate kindness. Our _tête-à-tête_ was a

long one, for she would make me listen to the whole of her family

history, and how one of her ancestors, having married some English

lady of rank, she considers herself _à moitié Anglaise_. She was not

content with telling me her history, but showed me her whole house

and gardens (both very handsome and in excellent order), even her

own boudoir, _chambre à coucher_, &c. On taking leave she exacted

a promise of being a good neighbour, which I have endeavoured to

perform by devoting to her a small portion of my leisure time. It

is to her that I am obliged for breaking the spell that bound me to

the village, and at last _visiting Paris_. The other morning she

expressed such unfeigned astonishment at my want of curiosity that

I resolved to see the place forthwith, if only for a few minutes.

Accordingly, after dinner I mounted Nelly, and set off by what I

guessed must be the road thither. The day had been exceedingly hot,

the roads were very dusty, and, half irresolute, I rode slowly over

the uninteresting parched-up plain between Colombes and Courbevoie,

made disgusting, moreover, by the trodden-down corn and carcasses

of horses, &c., which marked the old bivouacs. The handsome cavalry

barracks for the Imperial Guard at the entrance of Courbevoie

detained me a moment, and then I descended the winding shabby street,

and came suddenly on the beautiful Pont de Neuilly. The lovely

scenery here, above and below the bridge, and the magnificent avenue

beyond it, put an end to my Paris trip. For the life of me I could

not resolve to exchange such scenery, and pass such an evening in the

streets of a city, however fine they might be. This bridge, and the

one at St Maxence, are elegant things, certainly; but the straight

line, which is one of their great beauties, must not be claimed by

the architects as an original idea. The Roman bridges at Alcantra and

elsewhere no doubt have been their prototypes. I found here defences

similar to those at St Denis--the road to the bridge broken up and

obstructed by carts, and a sort of abatis; this was commanded by a

2-gun battery, built across the road on the Paris side, secured at

each flank by a stockade. These mementos of war were unpleasing

objects certainly, yet they could not divert the mind from the sweet

scenery on every side. The Seine came gliding tranquilly along

through green meadows, fringed with willows, bordered on each side by

villages and villas; several verdant islands, also, decorated with

large umbrageous willows, divided its stream into different channels,

on which floated boats of various descriptions--some plain and of

coarse construction, laden with goods; others of a more elegant

construction, gaily painted, and filled with joyous light-hearted

people, already forgetful of the downfall of their idolised

Emperor--of their national glory tarnished--even that, in these

their moments of mirth and recreation, they were in the presence of

their conquerors--of their ancient enemy. British soldiers stood on

the river-bank as they passed along--British soldiers occupied the

barracks of the late Imperial Guard, under which lay their course,

and yet the laugh was as joyous, the countenances as bright, as they

could have been after the bulletins of Austerlitz or Jena. Not so, I

ween, on the slimy Thames had England fallen as low, were London the

cantonment of French legions.

A most superb avenue is the road which gradually ascends from the

Pont de Neuilly to the Barrière de l’Etoile, the unfinished works of

which terminate this unrivalled perspective. I forget whether there

are two or four rows of elms on either side--and such trees! This

splendid road was alive with carriages, equestrians, and pedestrians,

as I rode up it to the _barrière_; and here another magnificent

scene burst upon me. Hence the road descended gradually towards the

city, handsome houses, and even rows of houses, intermingling with

the masses of foliage on either side; and far away, in hazy, dreamy

distance, this avenue was terminated by the heavy but imposing mass

of the Tuileries, with the spotless banner of ancient France waving

gracefully in the evening breeze from the elevated central mass. I

returned from this interesting excursion just as the fading tints of

the western sky began to sober down into the greys of twilight. My

curiosity was excited by this peep of Paris, and the next morning

actually found me riding slowly down from the Barrière de l’Etoile

towards the Place Louis Quinze, delighted with the novelty of the

scene by which I was surrounded. On either side of the road, among

the noble trees, were handsome houses, the large open windows and

balconies of which were filled with green shrubs and brilliant

flowers. Beyond these I came to a wide open space everywhere

covered with trees, but poor ones compared to the giants forming

the avenue. Under these a regiment of English hussars, and a band

of Cossacks, were in bivouac together--a novel and amusing scene.

The soldiers and their horses were objects of curiosity (English as

well as Cossacks) to a crowd of idle Parisians who stood by, not in

silent contemplation of the _strange animals_, but chattering like

a pack of monkeys, and explaining what they saw to those of their

neighbours less gifted with the powers of conception. Carriages,

too, as they passed, and groups of young men on horseback (looking

half-military, half-bourgeois, from their mustachioed upper lips,

erect carriage, holstered saddles, and cavalry bridles), paused to

contemplate the foreign bivouac. If these last were amused with my

countrymen and their friends, I was no less so with them. There was

something irresistibly comic in their self-satisfied air as they

paraded their managed cats of steeds before the fair ones in the

carriages, and the affected, contemptuous looks they cast on the

hardy fellows who had so recently chased their own braves (perhaps

some of themselves) from Brussels to Paris. The equipages, too,

were worthy of notice: they reminded me of Ireland--“_Nothing of

a piece_.” Handsome carriage, well-dressed servants, dog-horses

and shabby harness; or shabby servant and beautiful horse, new

harness, and an old jarvey of a carriage--the fair dames within

invariably smart. No comparison can be instituted between French

and English equipages. The neatness and perfect completeness,

beauty, finish, lightness, and goodness--all are on the side of

the latter. Their cabriolet, however, is something _sui generis_,

and worthy of admiration. They are generally drawn by one horse,

sometimes a postilion on a second horse attached as an outrigger.

It was one of these that captivated my fancy near the _barrière_.

Such a turn-out! The carriage was just like other cabriolets, only

a very smart one; and here I must acknowledge an exception to what

I have just written--the whole _was_ of a piece--good, smart, and

respectable; but, _mon Dieu!_ what a spectacle! The heavy harness

under which the horses were almost buried was covered with plated

buckles, bosses, &c. On the outrigger sat a fine, well-made fellow,

six feet if an inch, erect as a grenadier. On his head an enormous

cocked-hat, bound with broad silver lace and loop, stuck square on;

a blue coat, collar, skirts, and sleeves, all covered with silver

lace; the clothing of his nether limbs hid in a tremendous pair of

boots, sticking six inches above his slightly-bent knee, and armed

with a most formidable pair of spurs; like all the rest of them,

riding exceedingly long, consequently bumping along at a moderate

trot with most imperturbable gravity. How I should have liked to see

this equipage trotting down St James’s Street! A passer-by, of whom

I asked the question, informed me that this was Les Champs Elysées.

I could hardly credit him. What! the far-famed, much-vaunted,

much-bescribbled Champs Elysées! Impossible!--or, if true, what a

disappointment! I hardly know what sort of an idea I had formed of

the Champs Elysées--certainly nothing like the reality. No turf, no

verdure, in short, no fields, but a gravelly dusty space, surrounded

nearly by buildings, and barely shaded from the scorching sun by a

parcel of miserable-looking half-grown trees, sufficiently powdered

to conceal whatever verdure they might have. If ever the grass had

grown here, every trace was now obliterated. Bivouacs are sadly

destructive of nature’s beauties. “Thus, then,” said I, “here is one

illusion dissipated. Let us see farther, perhaps all will equally

vanish in smoke and dust.” A certain feeling of exultation, a

tumultuous rising of spirits came over me as I rode into the Place

Louis Quinze, and pulling up, regardless of the moving throng of

people, contemplated at my leisure the scene around me. I have now

got a map and a ‘Guide de Paris,’ both of which I have since had

opportunities of elucidating or confirming by inquiry and _vivâ voce_

evidence. Then, I knew not that I stood precisely on the same spot

where the martyrdom of Louis Seize and the fair Marie Antoinette had

been consummated. I knew that the walls in front of me as I entered

the Place from the Champs Elysées were the ramparts of the Tuileries;

that the bowery trees which overtopped them were in the gardens; and

that the immense pile seen again over these was the chateau itself:

but I did not know that the magnificent ranges of buildings, with

their rich sculptures and Corinthian colonnades on my left, were

those of the Garde Meuble; nor that the fine but short perspective

by which they were separated was the Rue de la Concorde; nor that

the handsome bridge on my right was the Pont de la Concorde, and the

imposing portico which reared its lofty Corinthian columns beyond was

the entrance to the Salle des Representatifs. Although ignorant of

the names and destinations of the noble objects, I could not but be

sensible of their effect individually and as an _ensemble_; and I

did acknowledge that nothing could be more imposing, more strikingly

magnificent, than this entrance to the city of Paris.

Every faculty absorbed in the contemplation of the various and

varied novelties around me, I progressed mechanically, and without

knowing or seeking to know where I was going, found my way down

the Rue de Rivoli, and so into the Place Vendome, where the column

of Austerlitz, by its beautiful workmanship, and the historical

recollections associated with it, arrested my course for some time.

Strange, however, that a nation like France should borrow from

Rome--that she could not produce an original idea to commemorate a

great national triumph. It is nevertheless a superb monument; and

at least the idea of using the guns taken in the battle to decorate

the city--was not _that_ an original idea? The Place itself I do not

like. Its houses are certainly fine, and uniformly built, but the

style is heavy, the material dismal, and the want of _trottoirs_

gives the whole the air of a “mews.” In approaching the Place

Vendome by the Rue Castiglione, I crossed the Rue St Honoré, the

busy stream flowing along which would have induced me to follow it,

but the column in front drew me forward like a magnet. The streets

of Paris are infinitely more amusing than those of London, inasmuch

as they everywhere teem with animation, from the pavements to the

roofs. Nowhere do we meet such long, tiresome, dull avenues of brick

and mortar as Baker Street, Gore Street, Gloucester Place, &c. In

London, “home’s home,” &c.--and when people are at home, they like

quietude and retirement. In Paris _au contraire_, people cannot

exist in quietude, and solitude is abominated. To see and be seen

seems the universal maxim. The varied forms of the houses, too, and

the still more varied styles of ornament, render the streets much

more picturesque and interesting in Paris than in London. There is

something very picturesque and interesting, I think, in the immense

long perspectives between the tall houses of such streets as the

Rue de Richelieu, into which I was led by the Rue Neuve des Petits

Champs. This is the Bond Street of Paris, and is a most amusing one.

Here every thing savoured of the fashionable world. Shops of a more

respectable description richly decorated; goods of the most costly

kind arranged for display with a very superior degree of taste and

even elegance. Numerous equipages with liveried attendants driving

about or waiting at the doors. Numberless loungers sauntering up

and down, or philandering in the shops, a striking feature among

these the foreign officers, particularly English, all indicating

the Rue de Richelieu as the focus of fashionable resort. After all,

however, there is something about this as well as all the other

streets of Paris, with a few exceptions--such as the Rue de Rivoli,

de la Concorde, de la Paix, and some part of the Boulevard--that

displeases an Englishman’s eye and nose. The buildings in general

have a worn and shabby appearance; their great height, and the

narrowness of the thoroughfare, throws a degree of darkness and gloom

over everything; but, above all, the olfactory nerves are continually

offended by a certain pervading odour, difficult to be accounted

for, since it is everywhere the same--not arising from any visible

cause, but omnipresent and unvarying. In the Rue de Richelieu not

all the fragrant odours issuing from that _magazin_ of odours, the

Cloche d’Or, and fifty others, were sufficient to overpower this most

unsavoury of smells. It may be said to characterise Paris--to stamp

it as the sulphureous city. My attention was attracted by a broad

avenue crossing one end of it, and along which flowed a dense and

continuous stream of passengers and carriages. I directed my horse’s

head thither, and in a few minutes found myself in the Boulevard

des Italiens. The excitement and interest of that moment will not

soon be forgotten. The breadth of the street, the mixture of trees

and houses, the number and variety of the immense multitude moving

on, all contributed for a moment to electrify me, and I should have

forgotten Colombes and the lateness of the hour had not Hitchins at

that moment rode up and asked me if I was not going home to dinner.

Colombes and M. Ferdinando’s good cheer regained their sway, and we

trotted off together, vowing an early return to explore the wonders

of this mine of novelty and excitement.

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