II

I am not trying to defend myself. I never had the enthusiasm of the

other two, but I rather liked the idea. And I did restrain them. It was

my suggestion, for instance, that we wear sandals without stockings,

instead of going in our bare feet, which was a good thing, for the first

day out Aggie stepped into a hornet's nest. And I made out the lists.

The idea, of course, is not how much one can carry, but how little. The

"Young Woodsman" told exactly how to manage in the woods if one were

lost there and had nothing in the world but a bootlace and a wire

hairpin.

With the hairpin one could easily make a fair fish-hook--and with a

bootlace or a good hemp cord one could make a rabbit snare.

"So you see," Tish explained, "there's fish and meat with no trouble at

all. And there will be berries and nuts. That's a diet for a king."

I was making a list of the necessaries at the time and under bootlaces

and hairpins I put down "spade."

"What in Heaven's name is the spade for?" Tish demanded.

"You've got to dig bait, haven't you?"

Tish eyed me with disgust.

"Grasshoppers!" she said tersely.

There was really nothing Tish was not prepared for. I should never have

thought of grasshoppers.

"The idea is simply this," observed Tish: "We have surrounded ourselves

with a thousand and one things we do not need and would be better

without--houses, foolish clothing, electric light, idiotic

servants--Hannah, get away from that door!--rich foods, furniture and

crowds of people. We've developed and cared for our bodies instead of

our souls. What we want is to get out into the woods and think; to

forget those pampered bodies of ours and to let our souls grow and

assert themselves."

We decided finally to take a blanket apiece, rolled on our shoulders,

and Tish and I each took a strong knife. Aggie, instead of the knife,

took a pair of scissors. We took a small bottle of blackberry cordial

for emergencies, a cake of soap, a salt-cellar for seasoning the fish

and rabbits, two towels, a package of court-plaster, Aggie's hay-fever

remedy, a bottle of oil of pennyroyal to use against mosquitoes, and

a large piece of canvas, light but strong, cut like the diagram.

[Illustration]

Tish said it was the regulation Indian tepee, and that a squaw could set

one up in an hour and have dinner cooked inside it in thirty minutes

after. She said she guessed we could do it if an Indian squaw could, and

that after we'd cut the poles once, we could carry them with us if we

wished to move. She said the tent ought to be ornamented, but she had

had no time, and we could paint designs on it with colored clay in the

woods when we had nothing more important to do!

It made a largish bundle, but we did not intend to travel much. We

thought we could find a good place by a lake somewhere and put up the

tent, and set a few snares, and locate the nearest berry-bushes and

mushroom-patches, and then, while the rabbits were catching themselves,

we should have time to get acquainted with our souls again.

Tish put it in her terse manner most intelligently. "We intend to

prove," she stated to Mrs. Ostermaier, the minister's wife, who came to

call and found us all sitting on the floor trying to get used to it, for

of course there would be no chairs, "we shall prove that the trappings

of civilization are a delusion and a snare. We shall bring back 'Mens

sana in corpore sano'."

The minister's wife thought this was a disease, for she said, "I hope

not, I'm sure," very hastily.

"We shall make our own fire and our own shelter," said Tish from the

floor. "We shall wear one garment, loose enough to allow entire freedom

of movement. We shall bathe in Nature's pools and come out cleansed. On

the Sabbath we shall attend divine service under the Gothic arches of

the trees, read sermons in stones, and instead of that whining tenor in

the choir we shall listen to the birds singing praise, overhead."

Mrs. Ostermaier looked rather bewildered. "I'm sure I hope so," she said

vaguely. "I don't like camping myself. There are so many bugs."

As Tish said, some ideas are so large that the average person cannot see

them at all.

We had fixed on Maine. It seemed to combine all the necessary qualities:

woods and lakes, rabbits, game and fish, and--solitude. Besides,

Aggie's hay fever is better the farther north she gets. On the day we

were leaving, Mr. Ostermaier came to see us.

"I--I really must protest, ladies," he said. "That sort of thing may be

all right for savages, but--"

"Are we not as intelligent as savages?" Tish demanded.

"Primitive people are inured to hardships, and besides, they have

methods of their own. They can make fire--" "So can I," retorted Tish.

"Any fool can make a fire with a rubbing-stick. It's been done in

thirty-one seconds."

"If you would only take some matches," he wailed, "and a good revolver,

Miss Letitia. And--you must pardon this, but I have your well-being at

heart--if I could persuade you to take along some--er--flannels and warm

clothing!"

"Clothing," said Tish loftily, "is a matter of habit, Mr. Ostermaier."

I think he got the idea from this that we intended to discard clothing

altogether, for he went away almost immediately, looking rather upset,

and he preached on the following Sunday from "Consider the lilies of the

field.... Even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of

these."

We left on Monday evening, and by Tuesday at noon we were at our

destination, as far as the railroad was concerned. Tish had a map with

the lake we'd picked out, and we had figured that we'd drive out to

within ten miles or so of it and then send the driver back. The lake was

in an uninhabited neighborhood, with the nearest town twenty-five miles

away. We had one suitcase containing our blankets, sandals, short

dresses, soap, hairpins, salt-box, knives, scissors, and a compass, and

the leather thongs for rabbit snares that we had had cut at a harness

shop. In the other suitcase was the tepee.

We ate a substantial breakfast at Tish's suggestion, because we expected

to be fairly busy the first day, and there would be no time for hunting.

We had to walk ten miles, set up the tent, make a fire and gather nuts

and berries. It was about that time, I think, that I happened to recall

that it was early for nuts. Still there would be berries, and Tish had

added mushrooms to our menu.

We found a man with a spring wagon to drive us out and Tish showed him

the map.

"I guess I can get you out that way," he said, "but I ain't heard of no

camp up that direction."

"Who said anything about a camp?" snapped Tish. "How much to drive us

fifteen miles in that direction?"

"Fifteen miles! Well, about five dollars, but I think--"

"How much to drive us fifteen miles without thinking?"

"Ten dollars," said the man; and as he had the only wagon in the town we

had to pay it.

It was a lovely day, although very warm. The morning sun turned the

woods to fairylike glades. Tish sat on the front seat, erect and staring

ahead.

Aggie bent over and touched my arm lightly. "Isn't she wonderful!" she

whispered; "like some adventurer of old--Balboa discovering the Pacific

Ocean, or Joan of Arc leading the what-you-call-'ems."

But somehow my enthusiasm was dying. The sun was hot and there were no

berry-bushes to be seen. Aggie's fairy glades in the woods were filled,

not with dancing sprites, but with gnats. I wanted a glass of iced tea,

and some chicken salad, and talcum powder down my neck. The road was

bad, and the driver seemed to have a joke to himself, for every now and

then he chuckled, and kept his eyes on the woods on each side, as if he

expected to see something. His manner puzzled us all.

"You can trust me not to say anything, ladies," he said at last, "but

don't you think you're playing it a bit low down? This ain't quite up to

contract, is it?"

"You've been drinking!" said Tish shortly.

After that he let her alone, but soon after he turned round to me and

made another venture.

"In case you need grub, lady," he said,"--and them two suitcases don't

hold a lot,--I'll bring out anything you say: eggs and butter and garden

truck at market prices. I'm no phylanthropist," he said, glaring at

Tish, "but I'd be glad to help the girl, and that's the truth. I been

married to this here wife o' mine quite a spell, and to my first one for

twenty years, and I'm a believer in married life."

"What girl?" I asked.

He turned right round in the seat and winked at me.

"All right," he said. "I'll not butt in unless you need me. But I'd like

to know one thing: He hasn't got a mother, he says, so I take it you're

his aunts. Am I on, ladies?"

We didn't know what he was talking about, and we said so. But he only

smiled. A mile or so from our destination the horse scared up a rabbit,

and Tish could hardly be restrained from running after it with a leather

thong. Aggie, however, turned a little pale.

"I'll never be able to eat one, never!" she confided to me. "Did you see

its eyes? Lizzie, do you remember Mr. Wiggins's eyes? and the way he

used to move his nose, just like that?"

At the end of fifteen miles the driver drew up his horses and took a

fresh chew of tobacco.

"I guess this is about right," he said. "That trail there'll take you to

the lake. How long do you reckon it'll be before you'll need some fresh

eggs?"

"We are quite able to look after ourselves," said Tish with hauteur, and

got out of the wagon. She paid him off at once and sat down on her

suitcase until he had driven out of sight. He drove slowly, looking back

every now and then, and his last view of us must have been

impressive--three middle-aged and determined women ready to conquer the

wilderness, as Tish put it, and two suitcases.

It was as solitary a place as we could have wished. We had not seen a

house in ten miles, and when the last creak of the wagon had died away

there was a silence that made our city-broke ears fairly ache. Tish

waited until the wagon was out of sight; then she stood up and threw out

her arms.

"At last!" she said. "Free to have a lodge in some vast wilderness--to

think, to breathe, to expand! Lizzie, do you suppose if we go back we

can get that rabbit?"

I looked at my watch. It was one o'clock and there was not a berry-bush

in sight. The drive had made me hungry, and I'd have eaten a rabbit that

looked like Mr. Wiggins and called me by name if I'd had it. But there

was absolutely no use going back for the one we'd seen on our drive.

Aggie was opening her suitcase and getting out her costume, which was a

blue calico with short sleeves and a shoe-top skirt.

"Where'll I put it on?" she asked, looking about her.

"Right here!" Tish replied. "For goodness sake, Aggie, try to discard

false modesty and false shame. We're here to get close to the great

beating heart of Nature. Take off your switch before you do another

thing."

None of us looked particularly well, I admit; but it was wonderful how

much more comfortable we were. Aggie, who is very thin, discarded a part

of her figure, and each of us parted with some pet hypocrisy. But I

don't know that I have ever felt better. Only, of course we were hungry.

We packed our things in the suitcases and hid them in a hollow tree, and

Tish suggested looking for a spring. She said water was always the first

requisite and fire the second.

"Fire!" said Aggie. "What for? We've nothing to cook."

Well, that was true enough, so we sent Aggie to look for water and Tish

and I made a rabbit snare. We made a good many snares and got to be

rather quick at it. They were all made like this illustration.

[Illustration]

First Tish, with her book open in front of her, made a running noose out

of one of the buckskin thongs. Next we bent down a sapling and tied the

noose to it, and last of all we bound the free part of the thong round a

snag and thus held the sapling down. The idea is that a rabbit, bounding

along, presumably with his eyes shut, will stick his head through the

noose, kick the line clear of the snag and be drawn violently into the

air. Tish figured that by putting up half a dozen snares we'd have

three or four rabbits at least each day.

It was about three when we finished, and we drew off to a safe distance

to watch the rabbit bound to his doom. But no rabbits came along.

I was very empty and rather faint, but Tish said she had never been able

to think so clearly, and that we were all overfed and stodgy and would

be better for fasting.

Aggie came in at three-thirty with a hornet sting and no water. She said

there were no springs, but that she had found a place where a spring had

existed before the dry spell, and there was a naked footprint in the

mud, quite fresh! We all went to look at it, and Tish was quite positive

it was not a man's footprint at all, but only a bear's.

"A bear!" said Aggie.

"What of it?" Tish demanded. "The 'Young Woodsman' says that no bear

attacks a human unless he is hungry, and at this time of the year with

the woods full of food--"

"Humph!"--I could not restrain myself--"I wish you would show me a

little of it. If no rabbit with acute melancholia comes along to commit

suicide by hanging on that gallows of yours, I think we'll starve to

death."

"There will be a rabbit," Tish said tersely; and we started back to the

snare.

I was never so astonished in my life. There was a rabbit! It seems we

had struck a runway without knowing it, although Tish said afterward

that she had recognized it at once from the rabbit tracks. Anyhow,

whether it died of design or curiosity, our supper was kicking at the

top of the sapling, and Tish pretended to be calm and to have known all

along that we'd get one. But it was not dead.

We got it down somehow or other and I held it by the ears while it

kicked and scratched. I was hungry enough to have eaten it alive, but

Aggie began to cry.

"You'll be murderers, nothing else," she wailed. "Look at his little

white tail and pitiful baby eyes!"

"Good gracious, Aggie," Tish snapped, "get a knife and cut its throat

while I make a fire. If it's any help to you, we're not going to eat

either its little white tail or its pitiful baby eyes."

As a matter of fact Aggie wouldn't touch the rabbit and I did not care

much about it myself. I do not like to kill things. My Aunt Sarah

Mackintosh once killed a white hen that lived twenty minutes without its

head; two weeks later she dreamed that that same hen, without a head,

was sitting on the footboard of the bed, and the next day she got word

that her cousin's husband in Sacramento had died of the hiccoughs.

It ended with Tish giving me the fire-making materials and stalking off

into the woods with the rabbit in one hand and the knife in the other.

[Illustration: It ended with Tish stalking off into the woods with the

rabbit in one hand and the knife in the other]

Tish is nothing if not thorough, but she seemed to me inconsistent. She

brought blankets and a canvas tepee and sandals and an aluminum kettle,

but she disdained matches. I rubbed with that silly drill and a sort of

bow arrangement until my wrists ached, but I did not get even a spark of

fire. When Tish came back with the rabbit there was no fire, and Aggie

had taken out her watch crystal and was holding it in the sun over a

pile of leaves.

Tish got out the "Young Woodsman" from the suitcase. It seems I had

followed cuts I and II, but had neglected cut III, which is: Hold the

left wrist against the left shin, and the left foot on the fireblock. I

had got my feet mixed and was trying to hold my left wrist against my

right shin, which is exceedingly difficult. Tish got a fire in fourteen

minutes and thirty-one seconds by Aggie's watch, and had to wear a

bandage on her hand for a week.

But we had a fire. We cooked the rabbit, which proved to be much older

than Aggie had thought, and ate what we could. Personally I am not fond

of rabbit, and our enjoyment was rather chastened by the fear that some

mushrooms Tish had collected and added to the stew were toadstools

_incognito_. To make things worse, Aggie saw some goldenrod nearby and

began to sneeze.

It was after five o'clock, but it seemed wisest to move on toward the

lake.

"Even if we don't make it," said Tish, "we'll be on our way, and while

that bear is likely harmless we needn't thrust temptation in his way."

We carried the fire with us in the kettle and we took turns with the

tepee, which was heavy. Our suitcases with our city clothes in them we

hid in a hollow tree, and one after the other, with Aggie last, we

started on.

The trail, which was a sort of wide wagon road at first, became a

footpath; as we went on even that disappeared at times under fallen

leaves. Once we lost it entirely, and Aggie, falling over a hidden root,

stilled the fire. She became exceedingly disagreeable at about that

time, said she was sure Tish's mushrooms were toadstools because she

felt very queer, and suddenly gave a yell and said she had seen

something moving in the bushes.

We all looked, and the bushes were moving.