CHAPTER XI.

“I TOOK THE LEAD, IN SINGING THE PRAISES OF PITT.”

Mr. Cobbett’s facile pen could not remain completely at rest, whilst

the project of a newspaper was yet only in the bud. On the 30th August

he issued a sixth (and final) number of the _Rushlight_, wherein he

reviewed the circumstances of his career, and the tenor of his writings

in the United States. This fugitive number is not only very temperate

in style, but elegant, unless exception be taken to its strong

anti-gallican spirit; calling, as it does, upon the Americans to shun

“all connexion with that den of monsters, France.” With reference to

his own war-whoop, he says,--

“I studied the interests of my country. To make the name of

Englishmen a friendly sound, to recommend an imitation of our

Government, our fashions, our propensities, and finally to

make them pay a tribute to England, through the medium of her

manufactures, was the object nearest my heart.”

At last, in the course of the ensuing month, an advertisement appeared

of the projected newspaper; and the public were invited to ask for a

prospectus at the house of William Cobbett, at No. 18, Pall Mall. It

was to be called THE PORCUPINE, and to appear every morning at the

office, No. 3, Southampton Street, Strand.

The prospectus of the _Porcupine_ was on the lines of

anti-Republicanism. The editor confessed that it was with the utmost

astonishment and indignation that he found a portion of the press

endeavouring to bring down upon his native country the calamity and

disgrace attendant on revolution; still preaching fanaticism and

infidelity, and “still bawling for that change which they have the

audacity to denominate Reform.” It was not for him to fold his hands

and tamely listen to the insolent eulogists of republican governments,

who had seen republican officers of state offering to sell their

country for a few thousand dollars, who had seen republican judges

become felons, and felons become judges, &c., &c. The paper should be

distinctly anti-gallican:--

“The intrigues of the French, the servile, the insidious,

the insinuating French, shall be an object of my constant

attention. Whether at war or at peace with us, they still

dread the power, envy the happiness, and thirst for the ruin

of England.… Had they the means, they would exterminate us to

the last man; they would snatch the crutch from our parents,

the cradle from our children; and our happy country itself

would they sink beneath those waves on which they now flee from

the thunder of our cannon.… While we retain one drop of true

British blood in our veins, we never shall shake hands with

this perfidious and sanguinary race, much less shall we make

a compromise with their monkey-like manners and tiger-like

principles.”

The _Porcupine_ would also resist the mischievous portion of the press,

and pay much less regard to the feelings and interests of fanatical and

factious booksellers than to the cause of religion and loyalty. The

editor held it to be the duty of men in power to employ the pen, as

well as the sword, in defence of Government, yet,--

“The peculiar circumstances, under which I now come forward,

demand from me an explicit and solemn assertion of my

INDEPENDENCE. My undertaking is my own; it was begun without

the aid, without the advice, and even without the knowledge,

of any person either directly or indirectly connected with the

ministry; if, therefore, I hope to yield some trifling support

to that ministry, it is not because I have received, or ever

shall receive, any gratification at their hands; but because

I am most sincerely persuaded that, next to the virtues of His

Majesty and the general loyalty of his subjects, this country

owes its preservation to the wisdom and integrity of Mr. Pitt

and his colleagues.”

But all this should never make the _Porcupine_ “the blind instrument

of party, the trumpet of indiscriminate applause.” The prospectus

concluded with further references to the writer’s long-continued

solicitude for the happiness and glory of England.

The first number of the _Porcupine_ appeared on Thursday, Oct. 30th,

and the price was 6_d._ It bore the motto--FEAR GOD, HONOUR THE

KING. The proprietor had received five columns of advertisements,

notwithstanding a previous announcement that the “obscene and filthy

boastings of quackery” would, on no consideration whatever, be

admitted. So the paper had a very fair start. In the third week, the

early numbers were being reprinted; and on the 9th December, the

circulation had reached 1500. Also,--

“The Porcupine cannot boast of being seen in the numerous

pot-houses of this metropolis: but we have the superior

advantage of being generally read by persons of _property_,

_rank_, and _respectability_.”

This was probably the case, for the _Anti-Jacobin Review_ condescended

to back up Mr. Cobbett thus:--

“… A daily paper, under the title of the _Porcupine_, has

been most deservedly admitted as a desirable appendix at the

breakfasting-table of every _true_ friend to their _king_, to

their _country_, and to _decency_.”

Mr. Pitt’s resignation of office, early in 1801, although ostensibly

caused by his difference with the king upon the Catholic question, had

for its object, more probably, the substitution of a minister who could

consistently negotiate with Buonaparte. This was suspected by many; and

it appeared conclusive, upon the almost incredible announcement that

Mr. Addington was to take the helm of affairs. That arch-mediocrity,

owing his promotion entirely to royal favour, had filled the Speaker’s

chair with tolerable credit, but was without any of the gifts entitling

him to rank among statesmen; and, until it was discovered that Mr.

Pitt was still chief wire-puller, the nation could hardly credit the

appointment; and, as far as can now be judged, it was the beginning of

a more widely-spread distrust of Pitt.

The _Porcupine_ had consistently praised the “heaven-born” minister,

and continued to do so, more or less, during its whole career. It

began to diverge in opinion on the day of the above announcement. It

was high time “for all true Englishmen to rally round the Throne,”

for the granting of the proposed concessions to the Catholics

“would undermine and finally overthrow,” &c., &c., according to the

long-buried tenets of High-Toryism. A few weeks afterward, some

sarcasm, directed toward Pitt’s paper-financing, appeared, but was

disavowed next day by the editor, who had not seen the paragraph

before it appeared in print, and who continued to entertain, “in

common with a vast majority of the nation, the highest opinion of

that gentleman’s talents as a financier.” Upon a report that Mr. Pitt

was intending [July] to sell Holwood, he remarked that “we shall ever

continue to think that to suffer a man, who has rendered such services

to his country in particular, and to Europe in general, to feel the

consequences arising from a confined income, is to incur a national

disgrace.” But, by the end of the year, Mr. Cobbett was in opposition,

along with the new party under Mr. Windham’s leadership.

* * * * *

Before dismissing the _Porcupine_ newspaper, the reader will be

entertained with a few characteristic illustrations. The editor very

early began to display his pugnacity toward the opposition press. Not

that he was singular, but that he excelled all his cotemporaries in the

art of hitting straight when attacked. The newspapers of that day were

largely occupied in throwing dirt at one another,[1] and one column

was often taken up by a string of paragraphs, containing laboured

sarcasms directed toward public men or the other public prints. The

_True Briton_ was especially industrious in this way. But here is

_Porcupine_:--

“The DETECTOR.--Under this title, it is our intention to devote

a column or two of our paper, once a week at least, to the

detecting and exposing of the ignorance, perverseness, and

falsehood of the Jacobinical and stock-jobbing prints, which,

to the great scandal and reproach of the nation, are not only

tolerated, but _read_. From our experience, acquired in a

country where the spirit of Jacobinism is, if possible, still

more daring and violent than in England, we are convinced that,

to succeed in a warfare such as we have commenced, defensive

measures will not do,” &c.

“The _Times_ calls the _Chronicle_ the ‘leading print of

Opposition,’ which compliment the _Chronicle_ returns by

styling the _Times_ the ‘leading print of Government.’… What

can entitle them to the epithet ‘_leading_,’ we are at a

loss to discover, except it be their superiority in point of

turpitude … if falsehood and hypocrisy admit of degrees of

comparison, we are rather disposed to give the _Times_ the

scandalous pre-eminence.”

“The _Morning Chronicle_ was yesterday seized with the

horrors,” &c.

“To Correspondents.--Nimrod is surprised that we should have

condescended to notice the _Oracle_, and advises us to pursue

a nobler _game_; but he should do us the justice to recollect

that, when game are not to be found, sportsmen sometimes amuse

themselves by destroying _vermin_.”

“Ignorance and perversity: For these two amiable qualities the

_Morning Post_ and the _Times_ are eminently distinguished.”

(The _Observer_): “The occupation of this print is to scrape

together the orts of the week, and hash them up,” &c.

“The _Monthly Magazine_, a periodical miscellany, which we have

already mentioned with due abhorrence.”

“The _Morning Herald_, in the delirious enjoyment of its puns

and conundrums.”

“Profound _Morning Post_! poor innocent! what does it know of

the existing differences between this country and America? No

more, we dare engage, than do the footmen and chambermaids

who read its conundrums with such delight.… We would indeed

earnestly recommend the _Morning Post_ to avoid politics

altogether. Its company will always be welcome in the kitchen,

and sometimes in the nursery.”

The _Porcupine_ had the smaller difficulties to contend with; as when

several country subscribers complained of “other papers being foisted

on them;” and “the flagrant imposition of some of the hawkers in

Wimpole Street, who have charged eightpence for the _Porcupine_.” In

fact, there was a little too much communicability on the part of the

editor toward his correspondents, at the same time that correspondents

were permitted to be very plain-spoken. One of them suggested that

satire would be more keen if conveyed in the most polished language: he

thought that “the comparison, some days ago, of _the dog returning to

his vomit_, or any ideas or expressions bearing upon coarseness, offend

the more refined inhabitants of this kingdom.”

In inviting correspondence for his paper, Mr. Cobbett adopted a course

which is not usually taken, viz. that of requesting that communications

be _not_ accompanied with the real name of the author. He was,

besides, much plagued with unpaid letters--a circumstance which he

had often to complain of both before and after this period. Some of

his correspondents were people of real distinction, among them being

Lord Grenville, who wrote letters under the name of SULPICIUS. Jeremy

Bentham, also, contributed a long article upon the projected Population

Bill; which appears in the _Porcupine_ of Dec. 1st, 1800, and is

reprinted in Bentham’s collected writings.

Toward the close of the _Porcupine’s_ career, the negotiations for

peace came to a conclusion, and that paper stood almost alone in

opposition. The perilous task of boldly attacking the First Consul was

pursued:--

“We request our readers to observe that henceforth we shall

be very particular in what we say about the most illustrious

sovereign, Consul Buonaparte. Oh, how we shall extol him! We

shall endeavour to give our readers the earliest information

when he rises, breakfasts, dines, sups, and spits.”

And, as all this was in direct violation of the popular feeling of the

moment, a catastrophe occurred which, in all probability, contributed

to bring the _Porcupine and Anti-gallican Monitor_ to an untimely end.

Mr. Cobbett was repeatedly urged to bend before the blast, but that was

not in him.

The story appears to be this. Lauriston, the bearer of the despatches

containing the preliminaries of peace, received an ovation from

the mob, immediately upon his landing. On his reaching London, “a

vile, degraded rabble, miscalled BRITONS, took the horses out of the

carriage,” and dragged the vehicle round the parks and the West-end in

triumph.

The _Porcupine_ was horrified: this was all in the French style, and

the nation was prostrate at the feet of Buonaparte. But, among all

reflecting politicians, the peace was derided; and, several persons

declining to light up their windows in token of rejoicing, had the

mortification of seeing them broken. On the 7th October, all the

windows on the east side of Berkeley Square were damaged; and Bond

Street and the neighbourhood displayed similar evidences of popular

displeasure. On Saturday, the 10th, a general illumination took place;

and there were few who dared to run the risk of being counter to

that displeasure. Among those few, however, was the publisher of the

_Porcupine_, who had in the morning’s paper reiterated his objections

to the proposed treaty; and now, in the evening, resolutely kept the

windows in darkness, both of the house in Pall Mall, and of that in

Southampton Street. Of course, both houses were sacked, the cheerful

rabble keeping up a siege of six or seven hours’ duration,--the person

in charge, at the newspaper office, narrowly escaping with his life.

There was a great demand for this Saturday’s paper. On Monday, however,

the editor was “under the necessity of apprising his readers that the

publication of the _Porcupine_ must cease until the ‘delirium of joy’

shall have subsided.” This interregnum lasted two days. On Thursday

commenced the publication of a series of letters, addressed to Lord

Hawkesbury, “on the peace with Buonaparte.” They were signed WILLIAM

COBBETT, and continued to appear at intervals until the 4th of November.

But the _Porcupine_ was doomed. In spite of an increasing circulation,

the paper was a financial failure; it was interfering with the

bookselling business in Pall Mall, and the proprietor was getting

dissatisfied with the annoyances entailed upon him. “He who has been

the proprietor of a daily paper for only one month wants no Romish

priest to describe to him the torments of purgatory.” So, in the course

of November, the paper became the property of Mr. John Gifford; and

on the 1st of January, 1802, it finally disappeared, being merged in

Heriot’s paper, the _True Briton_.

The “Letters to Lord Hawkesbury” have been highly extolled, and not

without reason, for they contain arguments against the peace of

Amiens, which were very shortly after their publication completely

justified by events. The “Letters” were immediately collected into

a volume (together with three letters to Mr. Addington on the same

topic), and ran through more than one edition. And the historian of the

period, when that genius arrives among us, will regard them as classic

writings, as well for their eloquence as for the clearness and cogency

of their reasoning.

* * * * *

Among the personal matters of this year must be mentioned the opening

of Mr Cobbett’s shop in Pall Mall. On the 23rd of March, a notification

was made in the _Porcupine_ to the effect that Mr. Cobbett had

“formed a partnership with Mr. JOHN MORGAN, late of

Philadelphia, to whom he has been long attached by a friendship

founded on a concurrence of political principles, and on a

similarity of conduct at a time when few Englishmen were to be

found loyal and bold enough openly to defend the character of

their king and country.”

This was accompanied by an advertisement of the new business,[2] and

another announcing the forthcoming publication of Porcupine’s works in

12 vols. 8vo.

The re-crystallization of parties, which took place in consequence

of the proposed peace, drew together a band of gentlemen under the

leadership of Lord Grenville and Mr. Windham. This clique was known

as the “New Opposition;” and they became separated from their former

colleagues on the ground that Mr. Pitt had violated his solemn

declaration not to make peace with France until the political balance

of Europe should be restored.

Mr. Cobbett, then, believing in his heart that England was falling

into the grasp of France, and that the nation, besides, was in great

peril on account of the increase of the national debt, found himself in

the ranks of this new opposition party--not as a party man, however,

but solely from his own independent standpoint. They believed in his

sincerity, they applauded his wonderful courage and the fine power

of his pen, but did not exercise any dictation. They “agreed, and

sometimes disagreed, but never attempted to thwart” the course of his

mind.[3]

The need for a new organ in the press was manifest; and the project

of a weekly review--“something between a newspaper and a magazine,”

which should give easy instruction on political topics, not only to the

multitude, but also to those who lead the multitude--was submitted by

Cobbett to Mr. Windham.

“Such a publication,” (he continues) “conducted with great

diligence and care, some talent, unwearied perseverance, and an

inviolable attachment to truth, will, if anything can, awaken

the dormant spirit of the nation, and form a rallying-point for

the now scattered friends of the king and the country.”

The scheme will require 600_l._ to start it with. But he has already

sunk too much in the _Porcupine_, and he cannot draw any considerable

sum from the new promising partnership with Morgan. How the money is to

be raised it is not for him to say; yet, should a subscription be set

on foot, his own emolument must not be regarded as the object:--

“I disclaim all desire to derive pecuniary advantage from the

proposed undertaking, and all idea of _personal obligation_

towards any one who may think proper to contribute towards

it. I ask for nothing for myself. I myself want neither

remuneration for the past nor aid for the future; I have a

business quite sufficient to satisfy all my wants and all my

wishes; I ask not for encouragement even in that business. Its

success is so certain, and so perfectly independent of every

one in England, that I might, without the least injury thereto,

shut up my shop, and retire to the country, only taking a ride

to London twice a week.… Self-interest was never a _pecuniary_

consideration with me; and I have so long exerted myself for

my king and country--I have endeavoured to do, and have really

suffered, so much for them, in almost every way that a man

can act or suffer, that to desire to promote their interest

and their honour is become the leading propensity of my mind.

I am, therefore, willing--I am even anxiously desirous--to

conduct the publication now proposed; but that desire, great

as it is, will not suffer me to do, or to accept of, anything

that shall in the smallest degree work a forfeiture of that

independence--to preserve which I have all my lifetime

practised, and I still do practise, industry and economy to

their utmost extent.”

This plan was communicated to Dr. Laurence, and to several other

gentlemen of the new opposition, by Mr. Windham. It was warmly adopted;

the money was immediately raised, and the new journal started.

The first number appeared in January, 1802, and bore the title of

“COBBETT’S POLITICAL REGISTER.”

FOOTNOTES

[1] A practice which lasted, however, until a recent generation; _e.g._

see the following tit-bits from the _Times_ of July 26th, 1838:--Of

the _Morning Post_--“this kitchen-stuff journal;” “this cockney out of

livery;” “flippant and foolish as its brother blockheads.” And of the

_Courier_--“that abject slave and unprincipled tool of the Ministers.”

The _Post_ is also said to “proceed the entire swine,” &c.

[2] “Cobbett and Morgan, Booksellers and Stationers, at the Crown and

Mitre, Pall Mall, having commenced business under the patronage of

their Royal Highnesses the Prince of Wales, the Dukes of Clarence,

Kent, and Cumberland, and Prince Augustus, beg leave to express a

hope that by their earnest and constant endeavours to render their

undertaking not altogether unworthy of the protection of their Royal

Patrons, they shall not fail to obtain some degree of encouragement

from the nobility and gentry, and the public in general,” &c., &c.

[3] A squib of the time (from the _Morning Post_, reproduced in _Spirit

of the Journals_, 1802) illustrates this topic and the influence which

Mr. Cobbett then had with the Windham party:--

“Plan of the Campaign. From our Head-quarters in Pall Mall, April 1,

1802.--_General Orders._--The army to be formed into two divisions;

the first, commanded in person by General L----d G----e, to occupy the

_heights_; the other, under the orders of Lieut.-General W----m, to

attack the enemy in his _lower_ position. The ground to be taken by

either division to be previously marked out by Quartermaster-General

Cobbett. A copy to be given to each officer, to whom the command of

a column may be entrusted; the Quartermaster-General’s advice to be

taken, and studiously observed in every operation,” &c., &c.

William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 1 · 第 11 / 13 章