CHAPTER II

“_There is nothing in high finance more excitingly uncertain than just

trying to get your money’s worth_!”--H. C. OF L. PROVERB NO. 2.

Mrs. Larry sat at the old mahogany secretary which had been Great-aunt

Abigail’s wedding gift, her elbows planted in a litter of papers

covered with figures and her despairing gaze fixed on a row of small

manila envelopes.

It was the second day after the lecture at the Kimbell store on “What

Do You Do With Father’s Money?”. Mrs. Larry had attacked her account

book and budget envelopes in a fine spirit of enthusiasm. With an

intelligent knowledge of true fabric values, she would be able now

to transfer from the two envelopes marked “Operating Expenses” and

“Clothing,” to the one marked “Luxuries,” at least ten dollars a month.

But, alas, she found that the fund for luxuries amounted to exactly

one dollar and thirteen cents, while there existed no immediate need

for renewing linen or clothing at the promised reduction. On the other

hand, a month’s rent was due, and a dentist’s bill had arrived that

very morning. Both expenses were imperative and non-reducible. She

shook out the dimes, nickels and pennies from the envelope marked

“Luxuries” and arranged them in a geometrical design.

“It can’t be done!” she groaned, and shook a rebellious fist at the

smug-looking envelopes. Then suddenly she swung round in her chair,

startled by an unexpected yet strangely familiar sound.

She glanced sharply at the clock. Its tick was strictly businesslike

and the hands pointed to twenty minutes past two. Yet surely that

had been the click of Larry’s key in the front door, and now Larry’s

never-to-be-mistaken step coming down the hall.

Only an emergency, very bad news or very good, would bring Larry home

in the middle of a crisp autumn afternoon.

Now he was in the doorway, looking quite commonplace and natural,

except for a sharp frown above the eyes which usually smiled at sight

of her.

“Hello, little woman,” he said, drawing her close with that little air

of proprietorship which never failed to thrill her, “I’m leaving for

South Bethlehem at five--back Thursday--wonder if you could pack my bag

while I take a nap? Head aches.”

He was out of his coat and shoes with the last word.

“Put in a soft shirt,” he added as he sank on the couch and reached for

the rug.

“Has anything happened?” asked Mrs. Larry, adjusting the rug to his

feet in the way he liked best.

“I should say so,” he answered drowsily. “Directors couldn’t declare

any dividend this quarter. Had all of us on the carpet this morning.

Seems up to me and Duggan to reduce expenses. I’ve got to cut about ten

thousand dollars in my department this year. Call me at three-thirty,

will you, dear?”

And he was off!

Mrs. Larry stood like a statue, staring down an this wonderful creature

who, confronted by the task of reducing expenses by ten thousand a

year, could fall off asleep in a few seconds.

That’s what came of being a man, she decided--a man, privileged to

deal in big figures, hundreds, thousands, instead of dollars, quarters

and dimes! Her glance traveled back to the hated sheets of papers and

the accusing envelopes, labeled: “Rent,” “Operating Expenses,” “Food,”

“Clothing,” “Savings,” “Care and Education,” “Luxuries.”

Something very like hysterical laughter rose in her throat. Larry could

sleep with a weight of ten thousand on his mind, and she would lie

awake nights figuring how to save ten dollars a month. She looked down

at her husband.

How strong and capable, even in his sleep, this man who worked day

after day, year in and year out, for her and the babies, who turned

over to her all that he earned. The beauty of his unquestioning trust

brought a different sort of choke to her throat. Of course, she would

find a way to save that extra ten each month--for Larry’s use or

pleasure.

Then she tiptoed out of the living-room, closing the door behind her,

lest the children, coming in from their walk, should fall upon their

father like the Philistines they were. But as she packed his bag and

laid out his clean linen, her mind turned over and over the troublesome

question, and the lines reappeared in her broad white forehead.

She was tabulating the luxuries which they denied themselves. First,

there was Larry’s love for music. From the day of their engagement they

had subscribed annually to a certain series of orchestral concerts.

When it had come time this year to renew the subscription, she had

had to tell Larry that the family budget would not admit of the

expenditure. Larry, Junior’s, measles, her dentist’s bill, and the

filling out of their dinner set from open stock, had overdrawn the

envelopes marked “Care and Education” and “Operating Expenses,” leaving

a vacuum in the one labeled “Luxuries.”

She did not care so much for herself--twice during the last season

she had been too tired really to appreciate the symphonies, but Larry

rested and recuperated through music. He had pretended not to care, and

had suggested that they might buy an occasional ticket for the very

best concerts; but she knew that giving up the subscription tickets had

marked the biggest sacrifice of Larry’s married life.

Then for herself there was the day when Belle Saunders had told her

that, being in mourning, she would sell her blue fox set for fifteen

dollars. And Mrs. Larry, looking into the envelope marked “Clothing”

had realized that one must go without furs--as well as subscription

tickets, but a fox set at fifteen dollars was an opportunity.

It was utterly absurd, she agreed with the lecturer, that a husband

and wife with two babies could not enjoy an occasional luxury of this

sort on an income of two hundred dollars a month. It was unthinkable

that on this income she might not take advantage of an opportunity like

Belle Saunders’ fox set. She was tired of skimping and saving, tired

of self-denial in this city of New York, where at every turn was the

temptation to buy that which would beautify one’s home or brighten

one’s life. And then suddenly a sharp pain shot through her heart.

If she were dissatisfied with what they were getting out of life,

how must Larry feel? If she irked at spending everything on stern

necessities, how must he, who earned it all, rebel?

There was no doubt about it! She must reform her management of their

income. A new envelope marked “Larry” must be started and filled--ten

dollars a month, one hundred and twenty dollars a year--her little

labor of love for Larry’s pleasure, no, not selfish pleasure, but for

both of them a little joy in living that would lift them above the mere

sordid effort to make both ends meet and to educate the children.

“Larry,” she inquired, as he brushed his hair with the vigor of one who

has enjoyed a well-deserved nap and is the better for it, “why are you

and Mr. Duggan expected to save all the money for the company?”

“Because we have the two departments where it can be done. Duggan is

superintendent of employees. He must reduce the force or the wages,

or increase the output of his workers. This will lessen the cost of

production, through better management--efficiency, we call it. I must

buy to better advantage, for less money, and still give the firm the

same quality of raw material to work with.”

“But you can’t do that, Larry. If you get cheaper material it’s bound

not to be so good.”

“Not necessarily,” said Larry, slipping on his coat. “It’s up to me to

study the market more closely, to find new markets, if I can. That’s

why I’m going to South Bethlehem--if you’ll let me.”

He smiled down on her, loosening the hands that clasped his arm so

closely.

“Don’t take it so seriously, little woman. I’ve been up against stiffer

jobs than this, and always found a way out. Kiss the kiddies for me. If

I don’t get through to-morrow night, I’ll wire.”

The door banged behind him and Mrs. Larry shook herself impatiently.

What in the world had she started to call after him? That the wire

would cost a quarter and he must not waste the money!

The thought of it made her dizzy and faint. No matter where Larry went,

how long he was gone, he had always kept in touch with her by night

lettergrams, and she had come to begrudge him this comfort! Could it

be that she had taken the lecturer at Kimbell’s too seriously? Or was

there something radically wrong with the plan of her budget, with her

household management; she had tried so hard to be thrifty.

“Thrift!”

What did the word mean?

She reached for her dictionary.

Thrift--care and prudence in the management of one’s resources.

Well, Larry’s salary was their one resource--and there was no

increasing it. The seven little envelopes were as inevitable as the

rising and the setting of the sun.

What had Larry said? It was up to Duggan to reduce the force of

workers or cut their wages. She had long since parted with a general

housekeeper who represented waste in the kitchen. Now she was doing her

own cooking, with Lena, a young Swedish girl, at three dollars a week

to help in the kitchen, wash dishes and take the children for their

daily airing on Riverside Drive, and a laundress one day in the week.

No, there was no reducing the force or wages.

And what had Larry said about the purchasing department?

“Buy to better advantage. Find a new market.”

She shuddered at the thought. Had she not bought a lot of canned goods

at a department store sale, only to find that they were “seconds” and

tasteless? Hadn’t Aunt Myra induced her to buy poultry, eggs and cheese

from the man who ran Uncle Jack’s farm on shares, with the result that

one-third of the eggs were broken through poor packing, and they had to

live on poultry for days interminable--or have it spoil on their hands?

And Mr. Dorlon, the grocer, was so clean and convenient and obliging.

She simply could not change, she told herself firmly. And yet, the

lecturer insinuated that a housewife wasted money when she did not know

food values. She had decided that the very foundations of her household

management were shaking, when the telephone bell rang and she hurried

down the hall to answer it.

“Can’t you and Larry come over to dinner to-night?” Teresa Moore

inquired. “The Gregorys are stopping over on their way to California.”

“Oh,” sighed Mrs. Larry. “Larry’s just left for South Bethlehem. I’m so

sorry.”

“Well, you can come. I’ll telephone Claire Pierce and Jimmy Graves.

Jimmy met the Gregorys last summer.”

“Claire might come, but Jimmy’s gone back to Kansas City. Invite Claire

and I’ll drop out.”

“Not for a minute,” answered Mrs. Moore. “I’ll phone my brother to fill

Larry’s place. It’s all very informal. We’ll just make it seven instead

of eight. We’ll all take you home and stop somewhere to trot a bit. Do

come. Larry would want you to.”

“All right,” said Mrs. Larry, almost blithely. She stopped at the

secretary long enough to thrust the bothersome envelopes into a drawer.

At Teresa Moore’s there never seemed any question about giving a little

dinner or going to the theater, and yet George Moore earned only fifty

dollars more a month than Larry did. To be sure, the Moores had only

one baby--and Teresa’s mother gave her an occasional frock. Still,

some day she would ask Teresa for a little inside information on

budget-building.

It was Teresa’s bachelor brother who made the opening for Mrs. Larry

that very evening at dinner. He looked with undisguised admiration upon

a baked potato which had just been served to him by the trim maid.

“Teresa, I take my hat off to your baked potatoes. There isn’t a club

chef in New York who can hold a candle to you when it comes to baking

these.”

“It isn’t the baking, my dear boy, it’s the buying of them. A watery

potato won’t bake well.”

“Ah--and how, pray, do you know a watery potato from a dry one?”

inquired her brother with something akin to respect in his voice.

“By breaking them open, silly boy,” she answered with a gay little

laugh. “As runs one, so, generally speaking, runs the whole basket. I

don’t look at the size or smoothness of the skin, but at the grain of

the broken potato.”

“Are they Maine or Long Island potatoes?” asked Mrs. Larry suddenly.

“Maine,” answered Mrs. Moore. “There isn’t a Long Island potato on the

market to-day.”

“But, Mr. Dorlon--”

“Told you so! Yes, and they always will, if you ask for Long Island

potatoes. I don’t take any one’s word for food. The only safeguard is

to know your market for yourself and ask no information of the dealer.”

“Then you think there are no honest dealers?” asked Mr. Gregory.

“Lots of them,” replied his brisk hostess, “but we women put a premium

on misinformation and trickery by demanding what the market does not

offer. We demand fresh country eggs when only the dealers in certified

eggs can furnish them, and so we get cold storage eggs labeled

‘country,’ We demand Long Island potatoes when the market is sold out,

and we get Maine potatoes at a slightly higher figure than they should

bring, because the dealer does not dare tell us the truth. If he does,

we go to another dealer who knows us better.”

“In Boston,” remarked Mrs. Gregory, “we have a little marketing club

and study prices and market conditions. It takes time, but it saves us

all quite a little.”

Mrs. Larry ate mechanically, hardly knowing what was served. This was

what the lecturer had meant about studying food values--what Larry had

meant by finding a new market. But both of them had missed the mark.

She would combine the two, study the old markets and find new ones.

Mrs. Moore was warming up to the topic and everybody was interested.

“New York is headquarters for the National Housewives’ League. We have

district branches and leaders, and we are shaking up the dealers just

beautifully. Last week our district leader announced that there had

been a drop in bacon and ham. One of the nationally advertised brands

of bacon in jars was selling at several cents less a jar. I asked my

grocer why he had not reduced the price. He said this was the first

he’d heard of it. The next day he started a sale on this particular

brand, and I bought a dozen jars. He knew all the time that the firm

had cut the price, that ham and bacon were down, but he did not give

his customers, who did not know the same thing, the advantage of the

wholesale cut. Other grocers gave it and announced it as a special or

leader.

“That’s why I belong to the National Housewives’ League. Grocers and

butchers may argue with an individual woman who has read about food

prices in the papers, but when a committee bears down upon them, they

listen respectfully and admit the truth about prices.”

“Then you believe that the old ogre H. C. of L., otherwise known as the

High Cost of Living, can be reduced by an organization of housewives

who agitate for lower prices?” inquired Mr. Gregory.

“I believe in education first, and organization afterward. An

organization of women who do not know food values or market conditions

will start a sensational campaign against cold storage eggs or poultry,

and then subside. What we need under existing food conditions is women

educated as buyers, not as cooks. It’s no use to economize in the

kitchen and waste in the market.”

Mrs. Larry glanced round the table. Even the bachelor brother was

listening intently. Of course--she had heard rumors of his attentions

to that pretty Murray girl. As for Claire Pierce, her face bore the

expression of one who sat at the feet of wisdom and understood.

“What does it avail a woman to have thirty-five recipes for utilizing

the remains of a roast, if she does not know how to buy a roast in the

beginning? Our grandmothers, yes, and even our mothers, used to devise

means of making what was grown on the farm go as far as possible.

To-day, our men folks grow nothing. We women in the cities and the

towns and the villages must go out and buy so wisely that we rival in

this new housekeeping the frugality of our ancestors. It’s all in the

buying.”

Mrs. Larry, nibbling a salted almond, thought of her own burning zeal

in using up left-overs, and almost sighed. No doubt Teresa Moore and

the lecturer were both right. It was all in the buying. And her patient

industry in the kitchen had probably been undone and set at naught

by the trickery of grocer or butcher. She had been paying the old

price for bacon and ham. She had been paying the price of Long Island

potatoes for the Maine brand. She--

Goodness gracious! Larry had gone to South Bethlehem to find a better

market--and _she_ had only to turn the corner.

Again she glanced round the table, her eye resting now on Teresa

Moore’s new bonbon dish, which she had bought at a mid-summer sale,

and at Mrs. Gregory’s fresh, straight-from-the-shop black chiffon. Of

course they could have new things. They had found the right market,

through organization and education. She wanted to laugh aloud, did

Mrs. Larry. She wanted to go right out and send a telegram about that

new envelope marked--no, not “Larry,” but “A little pleasure as we go

along.”

However, as the conversation had drifted from food values to a new

play, she pulled herself together and chatted with the rest. But as she

parted with her hostess a few hours later, she said:

“Teresa, give me the address of the Housewives’ League.”

“Going to join, honey?” asked Mrs. Moore.

“Yes,--I’m starting on an adventure--in thrift.”

“I’ll go with you,” laughed Teresa. “Meet me at the headquarters of the

Housewives’ League, 25 West Forty-fifth Street, Monday morning. We’re

having a demonstration of meat cuts--by a butcher.”

“I’ll be there,” replied Mrs. Larry promptly.

She did not go alone. Claire had insisted on accompanying her.

“So long as Teresa doesn’t know about--about--Jimmy’s going away as he

did, we won’t have to tell her. And--and--even if I never did marry

and, of course, I wouldn’t marry any one but Jimmy--I might want to do

work among the poor and this would help me.”

Mrs. Larry nodded her head. She was wise enough not to insinuate that

welfare work would never supplant love for Jimmy in Claire’s heart.

The all-important thing just now was to act as if nothing had happened

between the two young people.

“I love to have you with me, Claire. Perhaps I’m a little stale in the

domestic light. Your fresh view-point will help me amazingly.”

Stepping from the elevator they found themselves in a huge undecorated

auditorium covering an entire floor of a great office building. Just

ahead was a desk, where they registered in the National League, paying

ten cents each and receiving in return a small button, with a navy blue

rim and lettering on a white ground, “Housewives’ League.”

“Wear this whenever you market,” said the secretary. “It commands

respect.”

Beyond the desk was a space given over to desks, tables and bookcases

filled with free bulletins and literature on food values and food

preparations, easy chairs and settees.

Teresa Moore came bustling forward to greet them.

“This,” she explained, “is the first club-room ever opened exclusively

for housekeepers. Here may come any housekeeper, member of the League

or not, New Yorker or suburbanite, to read our bulletins and magazines,

to rest, to write notes on League stationery, to meet friends. We want

to educate home-makers to the club idea, to put housekeeping on a club

basis.

“Way over there in the corner is the desk of our national president,

Mrs. Julian Heath. Across the room is the gas demonstration, cooking,

ironing, etc. And now we must hurry if we are to see the meat

demonstration.”

One side of the great auditorium was filled with camp chairs and groups

of interested eager women. On a platform, a force of butchers and

helpers were hanging up a great side of fresh beef. Near the platform

were two blocks on which the meat could be cut into pieces.

“Now, ladies, this is the fore-quarter--”

[Illustration: “The price for this cut today is--”]

A great hustling for seats and advantageous positions, whipping out

of note-books and pencils, then respectful silence.

Deftly one helper cut and sawed while the butcher held up cut after cut

and explained their food values and their prices. Invariably he said:

“The price for this cut to-day is--” showing the variability of the

market.

Mrs. Larry listened almost breathlessly, glancing now and then at the

oblong diagram of a side of beef furnished by Mr. Richard Webber, the

dealer who had arranged the demonstration. The different sections of

the beef were colored like states on a map.

“This, ladies, is the chuck steak at sixteen cents a pound.”

Mrs. Larry looked at it with disapproving eyes. That would not do for

Larry. He must have the best and most nutritious beef.

“Just as tender if properly cooked and just as nourishing as sirloin,”

announced the butcher. “But it lacks a certain flavor which both

sirloin and porterhouse have.”

He was handling more familiar cuts now.

“First and second ribs, twenty-four cents a pound because they are most

in demand. But I consider the second cut, third, fourth and fifth

ribs just as good at twenty-two cents a pound. The seventh and eighth

ribs, known as the blade, have a fine flavor and are more economical

at eighteen cents. Use the bones and blade for soup--and have the rest

rolled and skewered.”

Mrs. Larry nibbled her pencil and frowned. A difference of six cents a

pound between the first cut and the last--and she had never asked her

butcher which rib it was. Last Sunday’s roast had cost twenty-six cents

a pound, and she had not known whether that was the right price on beef

or not.

“Here is what I call one of the most economical cuts--if you can get

your butcher to make it for you. Some do not handle it. It’s the ninth

and tenth ribs, boned, known as the inside and outside roll roast,

tender as porterhouse steak, solid meat, no waste, at twenty-five cents

a pound. Five pounds of this are equal in nutritive and cash value to

eight pounds of the usual rib roast.”

Mrs. Larry’s pencil fairly flew.

“Here is the most economical cut for a large family. The cross rib at

twenty-one cents a pound. Average weight fourteen pounds. But be sure

you get the best grade of beef if you try this cut. If it weighs less

than fourteen pounds, you are getting poor quality of beef. Note the

fat, creamy yellow, not a bit of dead white.

“Now, have your butcher cut off two steaks first--Saturday night’s

dinner! The next piece makes a fine pot roast for Sunday and Monday,

and the balance a big pot of soup stock. From the pot roast you will

have some cold meat for hash.”

“Suppose you want just those two juicy steaks,” suggested a

well-dressed woman near the platform.

“Well, see that the butcher cuts them off the right end,” readily

replied the butcher.

“But,” exclaimed Claire, as the result of watching her mother’s

household management, “suppose you order by telephone--”

The butcher and his helper looked at each other and grinned. As one

voice, the other women cried, “Oh, don’t do it!”

“Never buy meat by telephone,” emphasized Mrs. Heath, the national

president, “go to market--it pays.”

Claire was blushing furiously. Of course, everybody would guess that

she was unmarried and inexperienced. In reality, her question was

already forgotten. The audience was absorbed in watching the butcher

carving the hind quarter of the beef.

“You ladies scorn the flank,” he explained, as he held up a long thin

cut of beef, “but the inside cut, with a pocket to be filled with

poultry dressing, makes a fine pot roast. And now for the steaks,--”

Delmonico, porterhouse, sirloin and round--he explained their points

clearly, and then a young bride brought up the question:

“What is minute steak?”

“You’ll have to ask the chef,” replied the butcher, nodding to a stout

mustached man on the edge of the crowd. “We thought you might ask

questions like this, so we brought him along.”

“Minute steak,” explained the chef, “is any good cut, without bone,

sliced very thin. It gets its name from the short time required to

cook it.”

Zip, the saw, knives and hatchet gleamed in and out of the red flesh,

and the pages of Mrs. Larry’s note-book bristled with facts and

figures. When the demonstration was over, she snapped a rubber band

around the little book, thrust it into her bag and walked thoughtfully

to the elevator.

“Did you enjoy it, honey?” Teresa Moore linked arms with Mrs. Larry and

rang for the elevator.

“Well, if there’s any enjoyment in learning how little you know, I must

have had a perfectly splendid time!” replied Mrs. Larry, not without

slight sarcasm.

“Fine! I felt the same way--once. Now go a-marketing while it is all

fresh in your mind. Put the fear of God in the heart of your butcher.

You won’t have to do it but once, I venture to assure you.”

“I will,” said Mrs. Larry firmly, as they parted at the corner.

Then suddenly she stopped and stared in dismay at an unoffending,

overtrimmed pincushion in a shop window. Memory turned a blur of red

beef, white bone and creamy yellow fat.

“I don’t believe I’ll ever recognize those different cuts when I see

them.”

“I will,” said Claire Pierce firmly. “I mean to have a talk with our

butcher, too. No doubt father has paid him thousands of dollars, and

now he can pay back some of the overcharge by teaching me how to buy

meat properly. Let’s go into that shop; I want to buy a note-book like

yours.”

“Well,” said Mrs. Larry thoughtfully, as they waited for Claire’s

parcel and change, “they do say that meat is cheaper in Kansas City

than in New York.”

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