The Busy Mr. Split
When the boat entered the Sixth Valley of Merryland our voyagers saw
before them a forest of green trees growing close down to the river
bank. These were so thick that they formed almost a solid wall, and
they had passed halfway through the Valley before they came to a
small opening, or path, running from the water's edge through the
forest. To this spot the Queen directed the boat, and soon it
grounded gently against a pebbly beach, and they all stepped out and
stood upon the narrow path.
"Isn't there anything but trees here?" asked Tot.
"Yes, indeed, there is a very pleasant country behind the trees,"
answered the Wax Doll. "Follow me and I will guide your steps."
So they followed the Queen slowly along the shady path, while over
their heads the branches met and sheltered them from the rays of the
afternoon sun. This was gratefully appreciated by Dot and Tot, for
they had left their hats in the boat and wore only their golden
crowns.
After walking a short distance the Queen stopped suddenly--so
suddenly that Dot nearly ran against her and Tot bumped his nose upon
Dot's shoulder. Looking ahead to see what was the matter, the
children found lying across the path a bright green Alligator nearly
three feet long. Its back was scaly and made in short lengths, which
were jointed together in a peculiar way.
While Dot and Tot were trying to make up their minds whether to be
afraid or not, the Alligator turned his head toward the Queen and
said, gently:
"Step on my middle, please!"
"With pleasure," returned the Queen; and she placed one of her kid
slippers upon the middle of the Alligator's back and stepped to the
other side of him. As she did so the pressure of her foot made a
faint squeak, and the Alligator sighed with delight. Then he turned
his head to Dot and repeated:
"Step on my middle, please!"
"Why?" asked the girl, hesitating.
"So I can hear my squeak, of course," answered the Alligator. "If no
one steps on me I might as well have no squeak at all. It is now some
years since I have listened to the music of my squeak, but each day I
have crawled into this path as soon as I was wound up, for I knew
that sooner or later someone was sure to walk down the path and tread
on me. You look heavier than the Queen, so perhaps I'll squeak
louder."
"Let Tot try it first," said Dot; "I'm afraid I'll break you."
"Oh, don't worry, I've been used so little that I ought to be in good
condition," said the Alligator. But Tot went first, and gave his foot
a great push as he stepped on the creature's body.
The squeak was so loud and shrill that the Alligator laughed from
pure joy, and cried, "Wasn't that splendid? I believe I have the
finest squeak in the world! The person who made me knew his business
all right."
"Who made you?" asked Dot, with quick interest.
But instead of replying, the Alligator winked his left eye at her
three times and murmured softly, "Step on my middle, please!"
So Dot stepped upon his back, and being heavier than Tot, the
Alligator squeaked louder than before.
"Thank you! Thank you very much!" he called, in a happy voice. "I
have never enjoyed myself so much since I was made."
They walked on and left him smiling contentedly as he lay across the
path, and before many minutes they reached a circular space of flat
country where no trees grew at all, although the forest surrounded it
on every side.
Around the edge of the clearing were wooden barns and stables with
their fronts wide open, showing stalls and mangers and stabling for
all kinds of toy animals. One had a sign over the door reading "Fire
Engine," and another "Police Patrol." The stables were all about as
high as Dot's waist, and in some of them were toy animals and
stablemen, while others were entirely empty.
In the center of the space was a big merry-go-round, having
thirty-four animals in rows upon its edge, all of which wore pretty
saddles and bridles of bright red and blue leather. There were lions,
elephants, tigers, deer, camels, horses, donkeys and several other
animals, all whirling around in pairs, while a barrel-organ played
sweet music. But no one was riding on any of the animals.
Between the merry-go-round and the stables was a narrow, iron railway
track, built in a circle, around which was rushing a big tin engine,
drawing a gaily painted train of tin cars, filled with tin passengers
that never moved a bit.
The rest of the opening in the forest was filled with groups of
animals of all sorts, some standing perfectly still, some walking
stiffly about, and others pretending to eat grass, or slowly wagging
their tails from side to side and nodding their heads up and down.
Some were covered with real fur, while others were made of tin or
wood and painted in natural colors.
Near the spot where Dot and Tot were standing they noticed a group of
wooden rocking horses talking with their heads together, while they
rocked gently to and fro upon their rockers. Back of them was one
that had broken its rocker and was lying upon its side in quite a
helpless condition.
Almost in front of their path stood a black, woolly dancing bear upon
one of its rear legs. It remained perfectly motionless, and the Queen
walked up to it and asked:
"Where is Mr. Split?"
"He is in the forest winding up the panthers and in the police patrol
house oiling up the wagon, your Majesty," answered the dancing bear
in a weak voice. "I've been run down now for over three hours, and
expected at least half of Mr. Split to come long ago and start me
going again; but he seems especially busy this morning."
"Yes, there is a great deal of work for him in the Valley," said the
Queen, thoughtfully; "there really should be four of him."
"But he has only two arms when he is hooked together," returned the
bear; "so there could not be more than two parts of Mr. Split that
could hold a key."
"That is true," said the Queen. Then she looked up and exclaimed.
"Here comes Mr. Left Split now."
Hopping toward them with wonderful speed was the queerest man the
children had seen in all this queer kingdom. He was not, in fact, a
complete man, but just half of a man, as if he had been cut in two
from the middle of his head straight downward. This left him one ear,
one eye, half of a nose and of a mouth, one arm and one leg. He was
dressed in a bright red suit and carried in his hand a brass key.
"Even--, Your Maj--," he cried out, as he drew near. "Hap--see!"
He meant to say: "Good evening, your Majesty, I'm happy to see you,"
but there being only half of him he spoke but half of each word.
"Good evening, Mr. Left Split," replied the Queen. "I see you are as
busy as ever."
"Ind--am. Anim--al--get--out ord--." By this he meant to say: "Indeed
I am. The animals are always getting out of order."
"Please wind me up at once," said the dancing bear, in a complaining
tone; "I've been run down for three hours."
"Ver--sor--, but can't help," remarked Mr. Left Split, cheerfully,
meaning that he was very sorry. He placed the key in a small hole at
the back of the bear's neck and wound it up tightly.
As soon as he withdrew the key the bear began to move its head by
slow jerks from side to side, and to rest first upon one leg and then
upon the other, as if it were dancing.
"That's better," it said, in a more pleasant voice; "I ought to run
now until sundown."
Just then the Queen exclaimed: "Here comes Mr. Right Split," and the
children looked up and saw the other half of the split man coming out
of the forest a short distance away. He also had a key in his hand,
but when he saw the Queen and her companions he came hopping toward
them, saying in his jerky voice "--Ning,--jesty!--Come our--ley." By
which he meant to say: "Good evening, your Majesty! Welcome to our
Valley." But being the right half of the man he spoke on the right
half of each word.
As soon as he came up, however, there was an end of this mode of
speech, for the right half of Mr. Split placed his flat side close to
the left half's flat side and then with both hands he hooked the two
halves together with little brass hooks. Then Mr. Split looked more
like a complete man, although the left side was dressed in a bright
red suit while the right side wore white, so it was easy to see where
he was joined together.
When he had fastened himself securely, which he did with great
rapidity, the man spoke, saying, "Your Majesty has found us as busy
as ever. The fact is, these animals and cars and merry-go-rounds run
down very quickly, and they require so much attention that this is
the first time we have been hooked together since early this morning.
It is the same every day, but I try to do my duty, and you will find
this Valley in good condition and everything properly cared for."
"I am sure of that, Mr. Split," answered the Queen.
Dot and Tot had been so astonished at all this that they had stood
perfectly still, and noticing this Mr. Split came toward them with
his key raised and said, briskly:
"Where are your key holes my dears? You must have run down."
"Oh, no!" cried Dot, shrinking back; "We're--we're alive!"
"Oh, that is different," returned the man, with a laugh. "I'm glad
you are not to be wound up, for I am so busy now that there ought to
be three or four of me instead of two."
"You're funny," remarked Tot, who had been staring at Mr. Split.
"Thank you, sir," replied the man, bowing politely.
"What are you made of?" asked the boy, curiously.
"Wood, of course," answered the man. "Wood is the strongest and best
material for that purpose. My feet are beech, my arms and legs are
limbs of ash, my body is pine and my heart is oak. As for my head, it
is mostly chestnut, although my hair is curly maple, my eyes mahogany
and my teeth hickory."
"Oh!" said Tot.
"You may notice my voice is very strong," continued the man; "it is
made of birch bark."
"Oh!" said Tot.
"And my hands are made of the rubber tree so I can wiggle my fingers
easily and turn the keys to wind the machinery."
"Oh!" said Tot.
"If you had not told us this," remarked Dot, shyly, "we should have
thought you were made entirely of witch hazel."
The Queen laughed at this, and said: "Now, Mr. Split, if you will
kindly gather some fruit and nuts from the forest for our supper we
will ride on the merry-go-round until you return."
The man bowed and at once ran into the forest on his errand, while
Dot and Tot followed the Queen toward the merry-go-round.