THE RUBE

It was the most critical time I had yet experienced in my career as a

baseball manager. And there was more than the usual reason why I must

pull the team out. A chance for a business deal depended upon the

good-will of the stockholders of the Worcester club. On the outskirts

of the town was a little cottage that I wanted to buy, and this

depended upon the business deal. My whole future happiness depended

upon the little girl I hoped to install in that cottage.

Coming to the Worcester Eastern League team, I had found a strong

aggregation and an enthusiastic following. I really had a team with

pennant possibilities. Providence was a strong rival, but I beat them

three straight in the opening series, set a fast pace, and likewise set

Worcester baseball mad. The Eastern League clubs were pretty evenly

matched; still I continued to hold the lead until misfortune overtook

me.

Gregg smashed an umpire and had to be laid off. Mullaney got spiked

while sliding and was out of the game. Ashwell sprained his ankle and

Hirsch broke a finger. Radbourne, my great pitcher, hurt his arm on a

cold day and he could not get up his old speed. Stringer, who had

batted three hundred and seventy-one and led the league the year

before, struck a bad spell and could not hit a barn door handed up to

him.

Then came the slump. The team suddenly let down; went to pieces;

played ball that would have disgraced an amateur nine. It was a trying

time. Here was a great team, strong everywhere. A little hard luck had

dug up a slump--and now! Day by day the team dropped in the race. When

we reached the second division the newspapers flayed us. Worcester

would never stand for a second division team. Baseball admirers,

reporters, fans--especially the fans--are fickle. The admirers quit,

the reporters grilled us, and the fans, though they stuck to the games

with that barnacle-like tenacity peculiar to them, made life miserable

for all of us. I saw the pennant slowly fading, and the successful

season, and the business deal, and the cottage, and Milly----

But when I thought of her I just could not see failure. Something must

be done, but what? I was at the end of my wits. When Jersey City beat

us that Saturday, eleven to two, shoving us down to fifth place with

only a few percentage points above the Fall River team, I grew

desperate, and locking my players in the dressing room I went after

them. They had lain down on me and needed a jar. I told them so

straight and flat, and being bitter, I did not pick and choose my words.

"And fellows," I concluded, "you've got to brace. A little more of

this and we can't pull out. I tell you you're a championship team. We

had that pennant cinched. A few cuts and sprains and hard luck--and

you all quit! You lay down! I've been patient. I've plugged for you.

Never a man have I fined or thrown down. But now I'm at the end of my

string. I'm out to fine you now, and I'll release the first man who

shows the least yellow. I play no more substitutes. Crippled or not,

you guys have got to get in the game."

I waited to catch my breath and expected some such outburst as managers

usually get from criticized players. But not a word! Then I addressed

some of them personally.

"Gregg, your lay-off ends today. You play Monday. Mullaney, you've

drawn your salary for two weeks with that spiked foot. If you can't

run on it--well, all right, but I put it up to your good faith. I've

played the game and I know it's hard to run on a sore foot. But you

can do it. Ashwell, your ankle is lame, I know--now, can you run?"

"Sure I can. I'm not a quitter. I'm ready to go in," replied Ashwell.

"Raddy, how about you?" I said, turning to my star twirler.

"Connelly, I've seen as fast a team in as bad a rut and yet pull out,"

returned Radbourne. "We're about due for the brace. When it

comes--look out! As for me, well, my arm isn't right, but it's acting

these warm days in a way that tells me it will be soon. It's been

worked too hard. Can't you get another pitcher? I'm not knocking Herne

or Cairns. They're good for their turn, but we need a new man to help

out. And he must be a crackerjack if we're to get back to the lead."

"Where on earth can I find such a pitcher?" I shouted, almost

distracted.

"Well, that's up to you," replied Radbourne.

Up to me it certainly was, and I cudgeled my brains for inspiration.

After I had given up in hopelessness it came in the shape of a notice I

read in one of the papers. It was a brief mention of an amateur

Worcester ball team being shut out in a game with a Rickettsville nine.

Rickettsville played Sunday ball, which gave me an opportunity to look

them over.

It took some train riding and then a journey by coach to get to

Rickettsville. I mingled with the crowd of talking rustics. There was

only one little "bleachers" and this was loaded to the danger point

with the feminine adherents of the teams. Most of the crowd centered

alongside and back of the catcher's box. I edged in and got a position

just behind the stone that served as home plate.

Hunting up a player in this way was no new thing to me. I was too wise

to make myself known before I had sized up the merits of my man. So,

before the players came upon the field I amused myself watching the

rustic fans and listening to them. Then a roar announced the

appearance of the Rickettsville team and their opponents, who wore the

name of Spatsburg on their Canton flannel shirts. The uniforms of

these country amateurs would have put a Philadelphia Mummer's parade to

the blush, at least for bright colors. But after one amused glance I

got down to the stern business of the day, and that was to discover a

pitcher, and failing that, baseball talent of any kind.

Never shall I forget my first glimpse of the Rickettsville twirler. He

was far over six feet tall and as lean as a fence rail. He had a great

shock of light hair, a sunburned, sharp-featured face, wide, sloping

shoulders, and arms enormously long. He was about as graceful and had

about as much of a baseball walk as a crippled cow.

"He's a rube!" I ejaculated, in disgust and disappointment.

But when I had seen him throw one ball to his catcher I grew as keen as

a fox on a scent. What speed he had! I got round closer to him and

watched him with sharp, eager eyes. He was a giant. To be sure, he

was lean, rawboned as a horse, but powerful. What won me at once was

his natural, easy swing. He got the ball away with scarcely any

effort. I wondered what he could do when he brought the motion of his

body into play.

"Bub, what might be the pitcher's name?" I asked of a boy.

"Huh, mister, his name might be Dennis, but it ain't. Huh!" replied

this country youngster. Evidently my question had thrown some

implication upon this particular player.

"I reckon you be a stranger in these parts," said a pleasant old

fellow. "His name's Hurtle--Whitaker Hurtle. Whit fer short. He

hain't lost a gol-darned game this summer. No sir-ee! Never pitched

any before, nuther."

Hurtle! What a remarkably fitting name!

Rickettsville chose the field and the game began. Hurtle swung with his

easy motion. The ball shot across like a white bullet. It was a

strike, and so was the next, and the one succeeding. He could not

throw anything but strikes, and it seemed the Spatsburg players could

not make even a foul.

Outside of Hurtle's work the game meant little to me. And I was so

fascinated by what I saw in him that I could hardly contain myself.

After the first few innings I no longer tried to. I yelled with the

Rickettsville rooters. The man was a wonder. A blind baseball manager

could have seen that. He had a straight ball, shoulder high, level as

a stretched string, and fast. He had a jump ball, which he evidently

worked by putting on a little more steam, and it was the speediest

thing I ever saw in the way of a shoot. He had a wide-sweeping

outcurve, wide as the blade of a mowing scythe. And he had a drop--an

unhittable drop. He did not use it often, for it made his catcher dig

too hard into the dirt. But whenever he did I glowed all over. Once

or twice he used an underhand motion and sent in a ball that fairly

swooped up. It could not have been hit with a board. And best of all,

dearest to the manager's heart, he had control. Every ball he threw

went over the plate. He could not miss it. To him that plate was as

big as a house.

What a find! Already I had visions of the long-looked-for brace of my

team, and of the pennant, and the little cottage, and the happy light

of a pair of blue eyes. What he meant to me, that country pitcher

Hurtle! He shut out the Spatsburg team without a run or a hit or even

a scratch. Then I went after him. I collared him and his manager, and

there, surrounded by the gaping players, I bought him and signed him

before any of them knew exactly what I was about. I did not haggle. I

asked the manager what he wanted and produced the cash; I asked Hurtle

what he wanted, doubled his ridiculously modest demand, paid him in

advance, and got his name to the contract. Then I breathed a long,

deep breath; the first one for weeks. Something told me that with

Hurtle's signature in my pocket I had the Eastern League pennant. Then

I invited all concerned down to the Rickettsville hotel.

We made connections at the railroad junction and reached Worcester at

midnight in time for a good sleep. I took the silent and backward

pitcher to my hotel. In the morning we had breakfast together. I

showed him about Worcester and then carried him off to the ball grounds.

I had ordered morning practice, and as morning practice is not

conducive to the cheerfulness of ball players, I wanted to reach the

dressing room a little late. When we arrived, all the players had

dressed and were out on the field. I had some difficulty in fitting

Hurtle with a uniform, and when I did get him dressed he resembled a

two-legged giraffe decked out in white shirt, gray trousers and maroon

stockings.

Spears, my veteran first baseman and captain of the team, was the first

to see us.

"Sufferin' umpires!" yelled Spears. "Here, you Micks! Look at this

Con's got with him!"

What a yell burst from that sore and disgruntled bunch of ball tossers!

My players were a grouchy set in practice anyway, and today they were

in their meanest mood.

"Hey, beanpole!"

"Get on to the stilts!"

"Con, where did you find that?"

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