The church has a treasure of sorts in the musty, dusty old theological

library, stored away in the parvise chamber, over the porch. It is a

treasure not likely to be greatly coveted, nor are its constituent

volumes frequently read, consisting, as they do, of dull black-letter

discourses on just those religious matters in which the learned are of

necessity as ignorant as the veriest clod. Not even the best-equipped of

those disputants could pierce the veil that hides from us the other

world, and now they are gone hence and acquired that knowledge, or just

become extinct, they cannot enlighten ourselves. All they could do was

to raise cloudy disputations, and the dust one bangs out of their

ponderous folios is typical of their useless labours.

A more desirable treasure is the ancient muniment-chest kept jealously

under lock and key in the vestry. It is a weighty affair, covered with

gilt lead, in perforated patterns, and secured with five locks. Inside

the heavy lid are barbarically coloured paintings of the Crucifixion,

the Blessed Virgin Mary, St. John, St. Peter, and St. Paul.

An early morning bell-ringing custom of immemorial antiquity is still

maintained at Newport, but happily not with all its old-time severity.

It was not until 1875 that the local revolt broke out, and the four

o’clock-in-the-morning bell-ringing during the winter was modified, and

replaced by an eight in the morning peal in the months between

Michaelmas and Lady Day. Bell-ringing at Newport was wont to be greatly

favoured, for there was a nightly curfew, followed by a number of

strokes corresponding with the day of the month. Then there was the

“gleaners’ bell,” at harvest-time, rung to tell the poor the corn had

been carried and they might go into the fields and glean. But modern

agricultural machinery leaves nothing to be gathered up, and so gleaning

is a lost chance

XIII

AMONG the many points of interest in Newport, the still-surviving

“Newport Toll” is certainly not least. In these latter days, when

traffic fares the road unhindered, all public roads are toll-free—except

the road through Newport. Pedestrians and cyclists in general, and the

whole of the traffic from certain specified neighbouring villages are

exempt; but waggons from elsewhere pay 2_d._ each, forwards and

backwards; higglers’ horses, ½_d._ each; and sheep and all other cattle,

4_d._ per score. The exempted places are: Newport, Wicken, Saffron

Walden, Great and Little Chesterford, the Wendens, Quendon, and

Widdington.

How comes it, then, that this one toll survives when others have been

abolished? That is a long story, but one that may readily be summarised

here. It seems, then, up to some two hundred years ago the little stream

which even now runs across the highway, and is known variously as Wicken

Water and the Granta, was unbridged, and crossed only by a ford. Neither

the county nor the parish would be at the expense of building a bridge,

and at last the lord of the manor obtained an Act of Parliament which

conferred upon him the right of building, and authorised the levying of

those tolls which are collected to this day. The tolls are still vested

in the lord of the manor, but are not very strictly enforced, and as the

gate has not, for many years past, been closed, and is, indeed, half

buried in the ground and nearly rotted away, a good many waggons and

many cattle must, especially at night, escape paying. It was a Smith, of

Shortgrove, who obtained the Act and built the bridge, and, although

Shortgrove Park has been let, these rights are still in the family. The

toll has often been disputed, and was once, indeed, some thirty years

since, the subject of a law-suit, when the uncle of the present Smith

asserted his rights, and won.

Before railways had come, to clear the roads of most of the cattle and

the waggons, the income of this toll-gate was considerable, but in these

days it is not worth the while of the owner of these petty rights to

collect the small gains, and the toll-house has been let as an ordinary

cottage, but, in consideration of the tolls, at a rent slightly above

its value as a dwelling. The occupier is, therefore, in a rather

sporting position, and, by strict attention to business and by keeping

sleepless vigils, might stand to gain quite a respectable trifle of

pocket-money out of sheep that pass in the night, or from waggons that

creak and rumble by in the early hours of morn, before the day is well

aired. But it is an elderly occupant, and many a fourpence and a

twopence go unchallenged into the darkness. Only the slow-going vehicles

and the flocks and herds of daytime find themselves intercepted. One of

the most humorous things in connection with this quaint survival was an

incident that came under the notice of the present writer, when a huge

furniture-removing van—one of the kind that goes at a two-and-a-half

miles an hour pace—was stopped, and, much to the amazement of the driver

(who, in common with the world at large, thought all tolls to be things

of the past), made to pay.

It is the most insignificant of streams that causes all this pother, and

the smallest of bridges, but it can still be seen, where the road dips,

how awkward the old ford must have been.

Near by stands the starkly ugly old gaol, put to other uses since the

police business was transferred to Saffron Walden, and now, on account

of the imitation fetters that still distinguish its frontage, known as

“the Links.”

Directly the bridge is crossed the road forks; the old road going

downward in a curve to the right, along what must once have been a

particularly wet and marshy course, the newer route continuing straight

ahead, at a higher level. Both unite again in little over a hundred

yards. Between the two, and at a higher level than either, on

road-bridges, arches, and embankments, goes the railway; the rail-level

somewhat above the roofs of the very picturesque line of ancient farms,

inns, and cottages that front the older route.

[Illustration: “NELL GWYNNE’S HOUSE,” FORMERLY THE “HORNS” INN.]

We have not even yet done with Newport, for it is beside this old road

that one of the most interesting houses of the village stands. This is

the so-styled “Crown House,” formerly the “Horns” inn, traditionally

said to have been a posting-house or halting-place on the road, used by

Charles II., Nell Gwynne, the dissolute George Villiers, second Duke of

Buckingham, and the profligate Earl of Rochester. It displays an

elaborately decorated frontage of moulded plaster, and takes its name

from the crown in high relief over the door. Criticism has sought to

destroy the tradition by pointing out that the date of 1692 over the

doorway is five years later than the death of Nell, who died, aged

thirty-seven, in 1687, and three later than the death of Charles; but

traditions very often enshrine truths, and it is permissible to suppose

the date merely records some old-time restorations or additions in

honour of that exalted patronage and those patrons then so recently

passed away. The “Crown House” is not interesting within, and except the

hall, paved with black and white marble, it has no outstanding features.

The house has long been untenanted. Attempts have recently been made to

transfer these traditions to the “Coach and Horses” inn, near by; but

although that is a very old house, its appearance does not quite support

the dignity thus thrust upon it.

[Illustration: “HOSPITAL FARM,” AND “NEWPORT BIG STONE.”]

The very last of Newport’s many notable features is the picturesque old

farmhouse standing by itself, looking upon the road as one leaves for

Audley End. This is “Hospital Farm,” and its isolated position is

thoroughly warranted, for it stands on the site of the ancient Leper

Hospital of Saints Mary and Leonard, founded here in the reign of King

John by Richard de Newport. The garden wall still displays some

fragments of stone said to have come from the chapel. Let us look on

them with what veneration we may, even though they might equally well

have come from the kitchen. It is with much more, and a very genuine,

respect one gazes upon the Big Stone between that wall and the road. It

is very properly spelled with capital letters, for it is as “Newport Big

Stone” the Essex folk know it, and besides, it has a history going back

to many uncounted centuries before Richard de Newport and his lepers

came here—a history no one can narrate, because it opened in those

abysmal voids of time before history began to be. Passing farmhands

volunteer the information that it has been here all _their_ time, which

is fairly obvious, for it is, in fact, a glacial boulder, and was left

here by some expiring glacier in the beginning of things, before the men

of the Stone Age came upon the scene; nay, even before the protoplasmal

common ancestral jelly-fish began to crawl in the lifeless ooze.

_Whence_ it was brought on the shoulders of that sliding ice-pack

perhaps not even the most cocksure geologist could say; but it is, of

course, wholly alien from Essex, which has no stone of any kind. A ruddy

sandstone, it might have come from Devonshire, from Worcestershire, or

from Midland districts, where red sandstone is a native formation; but

it would be a matter of speculation to attempt to fix its origin. It is

very large, must needs be enormously weighty, and must in years past

have been sorely tempting to road surveyors hungering in this stoneless

county for road metal. But having escaped destruction in those bygone

years, we may suppose Newport Big Stone is now pretty safe on that

score. Its presence here may, for all we know, have influenced the

founder of that thirteenth-century hospital to place his buildings at

this particular spot; for in after-years it became known as the “Leper

Stone,” and was the rough-and-ready table on which old-time passers-by

deposited their alms for the afflicted.

XIV

PASSING by Shortgrove Park and Uttlesford Bridge, the dirty and dismal

station of Audley End is noticed, down the left-hand road we take, on

the way to discover what manner of place “Wendens Ambo” may be. To the

present historian nothing is more attractive than a place with an odd

name, and he has gone unconscionable distances out of his way, often to

find the most unusual names enshrining the most commonplace towns and

villages. But not always. Here, for example, Wendens Ambo is a quaint,

old-world place, characteristically Essexian. In the churchyard is a

tombstone to William Nicholson, who died, aged 104, in 1886. He had been

midshipman on Nelson’s _Vanguard_.

There are, or were, it seems, two Wendens—Great and Little. Their name

derives from that Anglo-Saxon deity, Woden, who gives us the name of our

Wednesday, _i.e._, “Woden’s day.” In 1662 the ruined church of Little

Wenden was cleared away and the two parishes united. Great Wenden

swallowed Little Wenden, and altered its name to the present Latinised

form, thus proclaiming that the present church does for the two: Wendens

Ambo meaning, when properly Englished, Both Wendens, and incorrectly

written “Wenden’s” in the possessive case, as though the place were

Ambo, belonging to some manorial Wenden:—Wenden, his Ambo.

[Illustration: WENDENS AMBO.]

Audley End Station takes its name from that great palace a mile distant,

whose site was given to Lord Chancellor Audley by Henry VIII. in 1538.

The Abbey of Walden then stood here; an ancient foundation built, like

most monastic establishments, in a pleasant vale, beside a fishful

stream. It was a noble piece of spoil, and probably the richest of all

the plundered monastic tit-bits that came the artful Chancellor’s way.

He was thus a great receiver of stolen property, but put a portion of

his gains, at least, to good use, for he founded Magdalene College,

Cambridge, as the epitaph on his tomb, in the course of surely one of

the most shockingly bad puns in existence, tells us. The founder of

“M—audley—n” College lies, indeed, in the beautiful church of Saffron

Walden, within sight of Audley End, and there you shall read how—

The stroke of Death’s inevitable dart

Hath now, alas! of lyfe beraft the hart

Of Syr Thomas Audeley, of the Garter Knight,

Late Chancellor of England under owr Prince of might

Henry Theight, wyrthy high renowne,

And made by him Lord Audeley of this towne.

The great pile of Audley End was not, however, reared in his time, and

although when it arose it was given his name, which it still bears, it

speedily, for lack of heirs of his blood, came into altogether alien

hands. His daughter was sole heiress. She married, at the age of

fourteen, Lord Henry Dudley, and when he died, became wife of the

widowed fourth Duke of Norfolk. She died at the age of twenty-three, and

the Duke then married for the third time, became for the third time a

widower, and finally closed his career in the approved way by dabbling

in conspiracy and getting beheaded for it. His son, that Lord Thomas

Howard who so signally helped to destroy the Spanish Armada, was

restored to the estates, made Lord High Treasurer and created

successively Baron Howard de Walden and Earl of Suffolk. It was he who

built the vastly spacious and vastly costly house of Audley End, of

which the existing building, large though it be, is only a portion. In

1721, and again in 1749, great ranges of it were taken down by the then

owners, unable to bear the enormous expense of maintaining so huge a

place. The building and furnishing of Audley End are said to have cost

the Lord High Treasurer not less than £200,000. He began the works in

1603, and not until thirteen years later were they completed. Well might

James I., who visited the incomplete palace, declare, with sarcastic

meaning, that “it was too much for a King, though it might do very well

for a Lord Treasurer.” It was not an ill-founded belief that the

treasury chests of the nation had been laid under contribution for the

benefit of my Lord’s building extravagances. His wife, too, was credited

in public opinion with receiving bribes from the Constable of Castile,

and the saying thus arose that “Audley End was built with Spanish gold.”

Whatever may be the truth of those charges, certainly this magnificent

man rather overdid his magnificence, with the result that his

descendants could not live in the place, and the third Earl sold it to

Charles II. in 1666. At that time the King, who had already become a

great patron of the Turf at Newmarket, had no adequate lodging there,

and was easily persuaded to buy Audley End for £50,000. That easy-going

monarch probably purchased Lord Suffolk’s white elephant more for the

sake of relieving him of the burden of it than for any liking himself

had taken to a place twenty miles away from Newmarket Heath, and

therefore not in those times particularly convenient for seeing the

races. Only £30,000 of the purchase money was ever paid: the rest

remained on mortgage. For some few occasions Audley End was used by the

Court, but chiefly by the more reputable section of it. Here, while

Charles was housed at Newmarket with courtiers of an infamous stamp, the

Queen and her household led a country life so remarkable for its dulness

that on one occasion, in October, 1670, to save themselves from dying of

_ennui_, they are found going in disguise to Saffron Walden fair. A

curious contemporary letter tells of this interlude:—

[Illustration: AUDLEY END.]

“Last week there was a Faire neare Audley End, the Queen, the Dutchess

of Richmond and the Dutchess of Buckingham had a frolick to disguise

themselves like country-lasses, in red petticoates, wastcoates, etc.,

and soe goe see the Faire. Sir Bernard Gascoign, on a cart-jade, rode

before the Queen, another stranger before Dutchesse of Buckingham, and

M^{r.} Roper before Richmond. They all soe overdone it in their

disguise, which look’d soe much more like the Antiques than Country

volk, that as soon as they came to the Faire the people began to goe

after them; but the Queen, going to a booth, to buy a pair of yellow

stockings for her sweet hart, and Sir Bernard asking for a pair of

gloves, stitcht with blue, for his sweet hart, they were soon, by their

gebrish, found to be strangers, which drew a bigger flock about them.

One amongst them had seen the Queen at dinner, knew her, and was proud

of her knowledge: this soon brought all the Faire into a crowd, to stare

at the Queen. But thus discovered, they, as soon as they could, got to

their horses; but as many of the Faire as had horses got up with their

wives, children, sweet harts, or neighbours behind them, to get as much

gape as they could till they brought them to the Court gate. Thus, by

ill conduct, was a merry frolick turned into a pennance.”

The Earl of Suffolk and his successors did not do so badly over this

incompleted purchase, for to one of their kin was given the care of the

place, together with the salaried post of Housekeeper and Keeper of the

Wardrobe, and at last, in 1701, when it became evident that no King or

Queen was ever likely to reside here, Audley End was reconveyed to the

fifth Earl of Suffolk, on the easy terms of his undertaking to

relinquish his claims to the outstanding £20,000. The Earls of Suffolk

ended in 1745, when the tenth of that title died and was illegally

succeeded in the property by his kinsman, the Earl of Effingham, from

whom the Countess of Portsmouth, one of the two daughters and

co-heiresses of Lord Griffin, who were the true but dispossessed owners,

bought the house and estate. Her heir was her nephew, John Griffin

Whitwell, who in 1788 became Baron Braybrooke. Again, on his death,

childless, the property changed hands, coming into possession of the

Nevilles, who still own it and the Braybrooke title.

That account tells something of the quick changes and varied fortunes of

Audley End, but only a lengthy disquisition could describe its

appearance and contents. Pepys in 1669 made something of an attempt, but

the most convincing part of his discourse is that where he describes how

the housekeeper “took us into the cellar, where we drank most admirable

drink, a health to the King. Here I played on my flageolet, there being

an excellent echo.” But the still more excellent echo seems to have been

that echo of the first drink with which he refreshed himself after his

flageolet-playing. He was here again, and once more in the cellars where

it is not surprising that he found “much good liquors. And indeed the

cellars are fine; and here my wife and I did sing, to my great content.

And then to the garden, and there did eat many grapes, and took some

with us.”

There is little use describing the contents of Audley End at

second-hand, which is the only way it can be done, for the Braybrookes

have excluded the public. But there are exceptionally fine views of the

exterior from the high road, and from the slip road into Saffron Walden.

From this last the fine bridge over the Cam comes effectively into the

picture, but seen from the high road, the great house not only stands

nakedly disclosed, across bare pastures, with never an intervening hedge

or tree, but looks coldly inhospitable and desolate, even although the

extensive stone front is designed in the rich Jacobean style. The

prominent, copper-covered cupolas are a bright green.

But if Audley End does by no means look homely, the scenery is

delightful. The road passes through an open common on the left, planted

with park-like clumps of trees, and with the pretty feature of green

alleys cut through dense coppices. Ahead, down the road, the red-brick

gabled stables of the mansion, older than the mansion itself, lend a

ruddy and cheerful tone. Beyond them the lodge-gates are passed: modern

additions, with the great stone bull’s heads of the Nevilles’ crest

surmounting the piers, and on the roof-ridge of the lodge an heraldic

griffin ramped up on his hinder part and holding two daggers in his

paws. He is a would-be impressive griffin, but his singularly apologetic

attitude, like that of a French poodle on his hind legs, begging for

biscuits and conscious all the while that he is making a fool of

himself, is only laughable.

XV

[Illustration: SAFFRON WALDEN.]

SAFFRON WALDEN lies a mile distant, on a ridge overlooking a wide

stretch of country, and is one of the prettiest and neatest of rural

corporate towns. To the whole countryside it is merely “Walden.” No

local person would ever think of saying “Saffron” Walden; and really,

now there is no longer any saffron grown here, why should he? Prominent,

far and near, is the great Perpendicular church, bracketed with that of

Thaxted as the finest in Essex. Not a little of its proud dominance over

neighbouring hill and dale is due to the tall, tapering crocketed spire,

added so late as 1831, and one of the earliest and most successful

efforts of the Gothic revival. The very late Perpendicular clerestoried

nave, with noble timbered roof, is singularly like the great Gothic

Guildhall Library in London, which would almost seem to have been

designed by its modern architect after this ancient model.

Walden is, and has always been, a great stronghold of the Friends, and

the Friends’ Schools are among the most prominent of the public

buildings in the town. It is a town of old and new in just proportions,

and with a staid prosperity not pushful enough to be vulgar, nor so

allied to modernity that it must needs sweep away its old relics. In

Church Street, indeed, is to be found one of the most curious old

plaster houses that any town or village can boast. This is the old “Sun”

inn, an inn no longer, decorated with two gigantic armed figures in

plastiferous relief. For whom they may be intended, only the designer of

them could say, and he cannot tell us, for if we may believe the date of

1670 on the wall, he must have been gathered to his fathers quite two

centuries ago. Another very old inn, the “Eight Bells,” still looks

prosperous, at the corner of Castle Street, in which long thoroughfare

the stranger, by dint of earnest enquiry, may find the shy retiring

entrance to that delightful pleasaunce known as “Fry’s Garden.” I do not

know who Fry was, but doubtless he was one of that famous Quaker family,

and certainly not only loved gardens, but created one here that in all

the quaint circumstances of the formal walks, lawns, and terraces

fashionable in the gardener’s art of much more than a century ago, has

now become a treasure to the people of Walden, to whom he gave it.

[Illustration: HOUSE FORMERLY THE “SUN” INN.]

There is little left of the great castle of Walden, the chief fortress

of those Magnavilles, Earls of Essex, of whom Geoffrey, lord of a

hundred and seventeen manors in the troublous reigns of the Empress Maud

and Stephen, was the third.

There is no more striking figure in the history of these East Anglian

districts than that of this third Geoffrey. Not even Hereward, that

earlier hero of the Fens, made a deeper impression; but while Hereward

was a patriot, fighting the hopeless cause of his people, Geoffrey de

Magnaville became a murderous bandit, whose hand was against every man.

Succeeding to the family honours in 1130, he took up arms for the

Empress Maud when England was plunged into Civil War between the rival

claims of herself and Stephen, at the death of Henry I., in 1135; but he

was arrested at St. Albans, his castles at Walden and Pleshey seized,

and his high office of Constable of the Tower of London stripped from

him.

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