Group Creation

As discussed above, Usenet is not a democracy. Nevertheless,

currently the most popular way to create a new newsgroup involves a

"vote" to determine popular support for (and opposition to) a

proposed newsgroup. Newsgroup Creation, for detailed instructions and

guidelines on the process involved in making a newsgroup.

If you follow the guidelines, it is probable that your group will be

created and will be widely propagated. However, due to the nature of

Usenet, there is no way for any user to enforce the results of a

newsgroup vote (or any other decision, for that matter). Therefore,

for your new newsgroup to be propagated widely, you must not only

follow the letter of the guidelines; you must also follow its spirit.

And you must not allow even a whiff of shady dealings or dirty tricks

to mar the vote.

So, you may ask: How is a new user supposed to know anything about the

"spirit" of the guidelines? Obviously, she can't. This fact leads

inexorably to the following recommendation:

If you're a new user, don't try to create a new newsgroup alone.

If you have a good newsgroup idea, then read the news.groups

newsgroup for a while (six months, at least) to find out how things

work. If you're too impatient to wait six months, then you really

need to learn; read news.groups for a year instead. If you just

can't wait, find a Usenet old hand to run the vote for you.

Readers may think this advice unnecessarily strict. Ignore it at your

peril. It is embarrassing to speak before learning. It is foolish to

jump into a society you don't understand with your mouth open. And it

is futile to try to force your will on people who can tune you out

with the press of a key.

If You're Unhappy...

Property rights being what they are, there is no higher authority on

Usenet than the people who own the machines on which Usenet traffic is

carried. If the owner of the machine you use says, "We will not

carry alt.sex on this machine," and you are not happy with

that order, you have no Usenet recourse. What can we outsiders do,

after all?

That doesn't mean you are without options. Depending on the nature

of your site, you may have some internal political recourse. Or you

might find external pressure helpful. Or, with a minimal investment,

you can get a feed of your own from somewhere else. Computers capable

of taking Usenet feeds are down in the $500 range now, Unix-capable

boxes are going for under $2000, and there are at least two Unix

lookalikes in the $100 price range.

No matter what, appealing to "Usenet" won't help. Even if those who

read such an appeal regarding system administration are sympathetic to

your cause, they will almost certainly have even less influence at

your site than you do.

By the same token, if you don't like what some user at another site is

doing, only the administrator and/or owner of that site have any

authority to do anything about it. Persuade them that the user in

question is a problem for them, and they might do something (if they

feel like it). If the user in question is the administrator or owner

of the site from which he or she posts, forget it; you can't win.

Arrange for your newsreading software to ignore articles from him or

her if you can, and chalk one up to experience.

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