CHAPTER II.

THE JOURNEY TO THE FRONT

We made a triumphant departure from Carlow, preceded down to the station

by the band of the N.V. We were told off to prevent anybody entering the

station, but all the men entered magnificently, saying they were

volunteers, and the women and children rushed us with the victorious

cry, "We've downed the p'lice." We steamed out of the station while the

band played "Come back to Erin" and "God save Ireland," and made an

interminable journey to Dublin. At some of the villages they cheered, at

others they looked at us glumly. But the back streets of Dublin were

patriotic enough, and at the docks, which we reached just after dark, a

small, tremendously enthusiastic crowd was gathered to see us off.

They sang songs and cheered, and cheered and sang songs. "I can

generally bear the separation, but I don't like the leave-taking." The

boat would not go off. The crowd on the boat and the crowd on the wharf

made patriotic noises until they were hoarse. At midnight our supporters

had nearly all gone away. We who had seen our motor-cycles carefully

hoisted on board ate the buns and apples provided by "Friends in Dublin"

and chatted. A young gunner told me of all his amours, and they were

very numerous. Still--

For my uncle _Toby's_ amours running all the way in my head,

they had the same effect upon me as if they had been my

own--I was in the most perfect state of bounty and goodwill--

So I set about finding a place for sleep.

The whole of the Divisional Headquarters Staff, with all their horses,

were on the _Archimedes_, and we were so packed that when I tried to

find a place to sleep I discovered there was not an inch of space left

on the deck, so I passed an uncomfortable night on top of some

excruciatingly hard ropes.

We cast off about one in the morning. The night was horribly cold, and a

slow dawn was never more welcomed. But day brought a new horror. The sun

poured down on us, and the smell from the horses packed closely below

was almost unbearable; while, worst of all, we had to go below to wash

and to draw our rations.

Then I was first introduced to bully. The first tin tastes delicious and

fills you rapidly. You never actually grow to dislike it, and many times

when extra hungry I have longed for an extra tin. But when you have

lived on bully for three months (we have not been served out with fresh

meat more than a dozen times altogether),[2] how you long for any little

luxuries to vary the monotony of your food!

On the morning of the third day we passed a French destroyer with a

small prize in tow, and rejoiced greatly, and towards evening we dropped

anchor off Havre. On either side of the narrow entrance to the docks

there were cheering crowds, and we cheered back, thrilled, occasionally

breaking into the soldier's anthem, "It's a long, long way to

Tipperary."[3]

We disembarked at a secluded wharf, and after waiting about for a couple

of hours or so--we had not then learned to wait--we were marched off to

a huge dim warehouse, where we were given gallons of the most delicious

hot coffee, and bought scrumptious little cakes.

It was now quite dark, and, for what seemed whole nights, we sat

wearily waiting while the horses were taken off the transport. We made

one vain dash for our quarters, but found only another enormous

warehouse, strangely lit, full of clattering waggons and restive horses.

We watched with wonder a battery clank out into the night, and then

returned sleepily to the wharf-side. Very late we found where we were to

sleep, a gigantic series of wool warehouses. The warehouses were full of

wool and the wool was full of fleas. We were very miserable, and a

little bread and wine we managed to get hold of hardly cheered us at

all. I feared the fleas, and spread a waterproof sheet on the bare

stones outside. I thought I should not get a wink of sleep on such a

Jacobean resting-place, but, as a matter of fact, I slept like a top,

and woke in the morning without even an ache. But those who had risked

the wool----!

We breakfasted off the strong, sweet tea that I have grown to like so

much, and some bread, butter, and chocolate we bought off a smiling old

woman at the warehouse gates. Later in the morning we were allowed into

the town. First, a couple of us went into a café to have a drink, and

when we came out we found our motor-cycles garlanded with flowers by two

admiring flappers. Everywhere we went we were the gods of a very proper

worship, though the shopkeepers in their admiration did not forget to

charge. We spent a long, lazy day in lounging through the town, eating a

lot of little meals and in visiting the public baths--the last bath I

was to have, if I had only known it, for a month. A cheery, little,

bustling town Havre seemed to us, basking in a bright sunshine, and the

hopes of our early overwhelming victory. We all stalked about,

prospective conquerors, and talked fluently of the many defects of the

German army.

Orders came in the afternoon that we were to move that night. I sat up

until twelve, and gained as my reward some excellent hot tea and a bit

of rather tough steak. At twelve everybody was woken up and the company

got ready to move. We motor-cyclists were sent off to the station.

Foolishly I went by myself. Just outside what I thought was the station

I ran out of petrol. I walked to the station and waited for the others.

They did not come. I searched the station, but found nothing except a

cavalry brigade entraining. I rushed about feverishly. There was no one

I knew, no one who had heard anything of my company. Then I grew

horribly frightened that I should be left behind. I pelted back to the

old warehouses, but found everybody had left two hours ago. I thought

the company must surely have gone by now, and started in my desperation

asking everybody I knew if they had seen anything of the company.

Luckily I came across an entraining officer, who told me that the

company were entraining at "Point Six-Hangar de Laine,"--three miles

away. I simply ran there, asking my way of surly, sleepy sentries,

tripping over ropes, nearly falling into docks.

I found the Signal Company. There was not a sign of our train. So

Johnson took me on his carrier back to the station I had searched in

such fear. We found the motor-cycle, Johnson gave me some petrol, and we

returned to Point Six. It was dawn when the old train at last rumbled

and squeaked into the siding.

I do not know how long we took to entrain, I was so sleepy. But the sun

was just rising when the little trumpet shrilled, the long train creaked

over the points, and we woke for a moment to murmur--By Jove, we're off

now,--and I whispered thankfully to myself--Thank heaven I found them at

last.

We were lucky enough to be only six in our compartment, but, as you

know, in a French IIIme there is very little room, while the seats are

fiercely hard. And we had not yet been served out with blankets. Still,

we had to stick it for twenty-four hours. Luckily the train stopped at

every station of any importance, so, taking the law into our own hands,

we got out and stretched our legs at every opportunity.

We travelled _viâ_ Rouen and Amiens to Landrecies. The Signal Company

had a train to itself. Gradually we woke up to find ourselves travelling

through extraordinarily pretty country and cheering crowds. At each

level-crossing the curé was there to bless us. If we did not stop the

people threw in fruit, which we vainly endeavoured to catch. A halt, and

they were round us, beseeching us for souvenirs, loading us with fruit,

and making us feel that it was a fine thing to fight in a friendly

country.

At Rouen we drew up at a siding, and sent porters scurrying for bread

and butter and beer, while we loaded up from women who came down to the

train with all sorts of delicious little cakes and sweets. We stopped,

and then rumbled slowly towards Amiens. At St Roche we first saw

wounded, and heard, I do not know with what truth, that four aviators

had been killed, and that our General, Grierson, had died of heart

failure. At Ham they measured me against a lamp-post, and ceremoniously

marked the place. The next time I passed through Ham I had no time to

look for the mark! It began to grow dark, and the trees standing out

against the sunset reminded me of our two lines of trees at home. We

went slowly over bridges, and looked fearfully from our windows for

bursting shells. Soon we fell asleep, and were wakened about midnight by

shouted orders. We had arrived at Landrecies, near enough the Frontier

to excite us.

I wonder if you realise at home what the Frontier meant to us at first?

We conceived it as a thing guarded everywhere by intermittent patrols of

men staring carefully towards Germany and Belgium in the darkness, a

thing to be defended at all costs, at all times, to be crossed with

triumph and recrossed with shame. We did not understand what an

enormous, incredible thing modern war was--how it cared nothing for

frontiers, or nations, or people.

Very wearily we unloaded our motor bicycles and walked to the barracks,

where we put down our kit and literally feel asleep, to be wakened for

fatigue work.

We rose at dawn, and had some coffee at a little _estaminet_,[4] where a

middle-aged dame, horribly arch, cleaned my canteen for me, "pour

l'amour de toi." We managed an excellent breakfast of bacon and eggs

before establishing the Signal Office at the barracks. A few of us rode

off to keep touch with the various brigades that were billeted round.

The rest of us spent the morning across the road at an inn drinking much

wine-and-water and planning out the war on a forty-year-old map.

In the afternoon I went out with two others to prospect some roads, very

importantly. We were rather annoyed to lose our way out of the town, and

were very short with some inquisitive small boys who stood looking over

our shoulders as we squatted on the grass by the wayside studying our

maps.

We had some tea at a mad village called Hecq. All the inhabitants were

old, ugly, smelly, and dirty; and they crowded round us as we devoured a

magnificent omelette, endeavouring to incite us to do all sorts of

things to the German women if ever we reached Germany. We returned home

in the late afternoon to hear rumours of an advance next day.

Three of us wandered into the Square to have a drink. There I first

tried a new pipe that had been given me. The one pipe I brought with me

I had dropped out of the train between Amiens and Landrecies. It had

been quite a little tragedy, as it was a pipe for which I had a great

affection. It had been my companion in Switzerland and Paris.

Coming back from the Square I came across an excited crowd. It appears

that an inoffensive, rather buxom-looking woman had been walking round

the Square when one of her breasts cooed and flew away. We shot three

spies at Landrecies.

I hung round the Signal Office, nervous and excited, for "a run." The

night was alive with the tramp of troops and the rumble of guns. The old

108th passed by--huge good-natured guns, each drawn by eight gigantic

plough-horses. I wonder if you can understand--the thrilling excitement

of waiting and listening by night in a town full of troops.

At midnight I took my first despatch. It was a dark, starless night;

very misty on the road. From the brigade I was sent on to an

ambulance--an unpleasant ride, because, apart from the mist and the

darkness, I was stopped every few yards by sentries of the West Kents, a

regiment which has now about the best reputation of any battalion out

here. I returned in time to snatch a couple of hours of sleep before we

started at dawn for Belgium.

When the Division moves we ride either with the column or go in advance

to the halting-place. That morning we rode with the column, which meant

riding three-quarters of a mile or so and then waiting for the

main-guard to come up,--an extraordinarily tiring method of getting

along.

The day (August 21) was very hot indeed, and the troops who had not yet

got their marching feet suffered terribly, even though the people by the

wayside brought out fruit and eggs and drinks. There was murmuring when

some officers refused to allow their men to accept these gifts. But a

start had to be made some time, for promiscuous drinks do not increase

marching efficiency. We, of course, could do pretty well what we liked.

A little coffee early in the morning, and then anything we cared to ask

for. Most of us in the evening discovered, unpleasantly enough,

forgotten pears in unthought-of pockets.

About 1.30 we neared Bavai, and I was sent on to find out about

billeting arrangements, but by the time they were completed the rest had

arrived.

For a long time we were hutted in the Square. Spuggy found a "friend,"

and together we obtained a good wash. The people were vociferously

enthusiastic. Even the chemist gave us some "salts" free of charge.

My first ride from Bavai began with a failure, as, owing to belt-slip, I

endeavoured vainly to start for half an hour (or so it seemed) in the

midst of an interested but sympathetic populace. A smart change saw me

tearing along the road to meet with a narrow escape from untimely death

in the form of a car, which I tried to pass on the wrong side. In the

evening we received our first batch of pay, and dining magnificently at

a hotel, took tearful leave of Huggie and Spuggy. They had been chosen,

they said, to make a wild dash through to Liége. We speculated darkly on

their probable fate. In the morning we learned that we had been hoaxed,

and used suitable language.

We slept uncomfortably on straw in a back yard, and rose again just

before dawn. We breakfasted hastily at a café, and were off just as the

sun had risen.

Our day's march was to Dour, in Belgium, and for us a bad day's march it

was. My job was to keep touch with the 14th Brigade, which was advancing

along a parallel road to the west.[5] That meant riding four or five

miles across rough country roads, endeavouring to time myself so as to

reach the 14th column just when the S.O. was passing, then back again to

the Division, riding up and down the column until I found our captain.

In the course of my riding that day I knocked down "a civvy" in Dour,

and bent a foot-rest endeavouring to avoid a major, but that was all in

the day's work.

The Signal Office was first established patriarchally with a table by

the roadside, and thence I made my last journey that day to the 14th. I

found them in a village under the most embarrassing attentions. As for

myself, while I was waiting, a curé photographed me, a woman rushed out

and washed my face, and children crowded up to me, presenting me with

chocolate and cigars, fruit and eggs, until my haversack was practically

bursting.

When I returned I found the S.O. had shifted to the station of Dour. We

were given the waiting-room, which we made comfortable with straw.

Opposite the station was a hotel where the Staff lived. It was managed

by a curiously upright old man in a threadbare frock-coat, bright check

trousers, and carpet slippers. Nadine, his pretty daughter, was

tremulously eager to make us comfortable, and the two days we were at

Dour we hung round the hotel, sandwiching omelettes and drink between

our despatches.

[Illustration: ROUND MONS]

FOOTNOTES:

[2] This was written in the middle of October.

[3] We became bored with the song, and dropped it soon after for less

printable songs.

[4] The word used in Flanders for a tavern that does not aspire to the

dignity of "restaurant" or "hotel."

[5] The Bavai-Andregnies-Elouges road.

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