The Irish have kept the English Parliament in an uproar for a

generation on this land question, and in recent years they have

secured some friendly legislation. A court can now fix the rent rate

on appeal—but the English government names the court. So far as

Englishmen of the present day are concerned they would be glad to get

out of the Irish problem and let the Irish have their land, but of

course that can’t be done. The present parliament provided a plan for

the eventual purchase of land by tenant, at a price to be fixed by the

court if the two parties cannot agree. This is a step in the right

direction and the Irish are glad of it, but as my Glengariff friend

said, “It will not do any good in this generation.” And the exodus to

America continues.

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The Irish are very intelligent. I do not think the poor people of any

other country are naturally so bright and so full of perception and

understanding. They are kind and gentle. They are affectionate and

patriotic. The English say they are “lazy,” but under the circumstances

you could hardly expect them to be yearning for work, when more work

means more valuable holdings, and that only means more rent for the

landlord. The Irish have a reputation among the English for honesty.

They are religious, and I thought at first they gave too much to the

church and did not keep enough for themselves, when I saw the large

and rich cathedrals. But, as an Irishman told me, “We’d rather give to

the Lord than the landlord.” Public schools are providing education

for the rising generation, and in the public school the boys and girls

are being taught the Irish language and prepared for the coming fight

which the Irish must make to capture Ireland—not probably for an

independent government, but for actual ownership of the Irish soil.

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Taxes are heavy. The burden of taxation is the income tax. “That falls

on the landlord,” the thoughtless might say. Not on your life. The tax

is simply added to the rent. There are fine public roads in Ireland,

as good in the country districts as Main street in Hutchinson will be

when it is paved. The only advantage a despotic government has over

a popular government is that it builds better roads. When the people

elect their own road bosses and levy their own road taxes I notice the

roads are not so good as when some prince or cabinet minister who does

not care what the people think, levies the tax and orders the road

built right. The Irish statesmen are struggling for Irish ownership of

Irish soil and an Irish parliament to deal with Irish affairs. They are

“getting on,” and, as I said before, they make so much trouble in the

English Parliament that I know the English would be glad to get rid of

Irish local politics and give them back their parliament, if it were

not for pride,—and the next parliament may cut out the pride.

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I want to record one fact which I was surprised to find. The Irish are

very temperate. I have been in city, town and country for ten days,

have not been careful about keeping in the nice parts of town, and

I have seen only one man under the influence of liquor, and he was

an English sailor at Queenstown. This is in spite of the fact that

every inn and grocery sells “spirits” and nearly everybody seems to

drink them if he or she has the price. Perhaps the reason is that in

Ireland all the liquor-selling is done by women—barmaids. Perhaps the

influence of women behind the bar makes for temperance. I won’t state

that as my conclusion, but just submit it for what it is worth to those

who are trying to solve the liquor question in other countries.

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Dublin is a good deal like an American city. It is full of business and

not as Irish as the inland towns or Cork, although it has statues to

O’Connell, Curran and Grattan, and will have one to Parnell. The lord

lieutenant-governor, the representative of the king, resides at Dublin,

and a big garrison of soldiers gives it an English tone. There is a

fine university, which we visited. It was started by Queen Elizabeth,

and has only recently been opened to Catholics and to women. Dublin has

some great stores where Irish linen and Irish lace should naturally be

cheap. If Mrs. Morgan were writing this letter she could add a chapter.

I will only tell this little story: I was telling an Irish driver how

nice everybody had been to us in Ireland and how pleasant the Irish

were to Americans. “Yis,” he said. “Whin you go down the strate,

everybody sez: ‘There’s some Americans, God bless ’em: mark up the

prices on the linen and lace.’”

FRANCE.

THE CITY OF PLEASURE.

PARIS, FRANCE, June 19, 1905.

Since my last letter to The News we have been “going some,” and I will

leave a few ideas I may have gleaned about England until I get back

there on my return from the continent. We are pushing for a short visit

to Italy before the summer gets too far advanced.

To use a classical expression, Paris is a bully sort of a town. If

there is anything you want and don’t know where it is, I am satisfied

you will find it in Paris. In England it was customary to close up and

go to bed sometime after midnight and to rest on Sunday. Nobody in

Paris thinks of either proposition. The only difference between Paris

at midnight and Paris at midday is that it is livelier at midnight. The

performance is continuous and it is worth the price of admission.

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Coming into a country where your language is not generally spoken is

always a little trying on the nerves. The French people have made it

as easy as possible, but the ways are strange and the helpless tourist

can only do as others do and trust to Providence and the power of a

little money distributed as well as possible. I do not know how much

Providence has had to do with it, but I do believe there are mighty few

doors in France which a piece of money will not unlock. When I came

into France I knew only two French expressions, one meaning “How much?”

and the other, “Thank you.” With that vocabulary we went through the

custom-house examination, a five-hour railroad journey, landed in a

big city station, got a carriage, reached the hotel and an interpreter

without any more trouble than we would have in Sterling. Of course

everybody from conductor to porter knew we were Americans and could

not speak French, knew what we ought to do next and showed the way,

and all we had to do was to look pleasant and hand out small change.

And it doesn’t cost much to be liberal in France. I gave the conductor

an equivalent to our 10 cents, and I know he thought I was rich. The

porter who took my baggage through the custom-house and brought me a

carriage was deeply impressed with my financial standing when I gave

him 6 cents worth of French coppers. The coachman who brought Mrs.

Morgan and myself with four big grips from the station to the hotel,

two miles, charged me the full price, 30 cents for everything, and

when I tossed him another dime like a millionaire he took his hat off

three times. The French people I have met have been very polite. They

always tip their hats and go out of their way to show me, and they are

never so discourteous as to refuse 2 cents. Imagine giving a Santa Fe

conductor 10 cents for showing you where to sit in the car!

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As a lesson in political economy I will put in my observation so far

as I have gone: Everything in Europe that is made or done by labor is

cheap. I was offered a tailor-made suit of clothes in London for $18

that would cost $30 in Hutchinson. A farm laborer in England gets about

50 cents a day and boards himself. The barber shaves you for 2 or 3

cents. Bread and meat are higher than in the United States. You can

see how the wage-earner gets it going and coming. I am learning a few

things from experience that I had been told before, but I want to visit

a few more places before I try to form my conclusions and put them into

print.

Paris is a beautiful city. In spite of the great business houses, the

manufactories and the banks which I have seen, it strikes me as a kind

of play town. Every day in the week in Paris looks like an American

town on the Fourth of July, and on Sunday it is Fourth of July and

Christmas together and then some. The men who are working at wages

that would make Americans vicious, are as light-hearted and pleasant

appearing as a Sunday school picnic. The women are as vivacious as a

lot of school ma’ams at institute. As soon as work is completed it

seems as if every Parisian only goes home to put on his good clothes

and then comes down town accompanied by his wife, or somebody’s wife.

Half the places of business along the principal streets are restaurants

and a good many of the others are also restaurants. The Frenchman

sits at a little table on the sidewalk in front of the café and puts

in the evening drinking one glass of wine or absinthe, chatting with

his neighbor and watching the women go by with their good clothes

and bright faces. Every French woman is an artist when it comes to

clothes. The goods may not cost much, but the gown is tastefully made,

and if the lady wants to she sticks on a bow or jabs a flower in her

hat, regardless of every rule except that it looks pretty there—and it

always does. Bright and light gowns, hats that are up-to-date or ahead,

hair to match the hat and hose to match the dress—and the artist’s

work is done. No wonder the men hurry down town and sit on the sidewalk!

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In the afternoon and evening the Paris streets look like a spring

millinery opening—also like a display of samples of fine hosiery.

Perhaps I ought not to go into the subject, but it will not be a fair

description of Paris if I leave it out, and I must warn any other

Kansan who may venture this way. When a Parisian lady walks along a

sidewalk that is perfectly clear and clean she daintily lifts her dress

so as to display only the top of the shoe, maybe an inch or two more.

Sometimes she thoughtlessly raises the gown a little higher. When she

reaches the street-crossing—but I had better stop, for she doesn’t. I

have always been of the opinion that under such circumstances a plain,

respectful man should look the other way and I have a crick in my neck

from looking—the other way—since I came to Paris. Remember this is in

fine weather when the walks and crossings are clean. “They say” that

when the walks are muddy the result is even more startling to a staid

observer from Kansas. If the weather gets bad I don’t know what I will

do.

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The philosophy in the above is that it gives you an idea of Paris

with its brilliantly lighted streets, the men eating and drinking,

sitting at the little tables along the walks, the well-dressed people,

the brilliant colors, the laughter, the bright and polite conduct of

men and women, the holiday appearance, the pleasure that everyone is

having, and the general gait at which Parisians travel. As another

example let me add, fully one-third of that part of Paris which in

any other city would be devoted to business, is given up to public

gardens, playgrounds for children, parks and drives,—not out in the

country or to one side, but right through the center of Paris. The

houses, business and residence, are none of them more than six stories

high, and I am told the law does not permit higher structures. It is

a good idea, for you get air and sunlight, which you often do not

in New York and Chicago, and you can occasionally see out over the

city. About every so often is a circle or square from which radiate

from six to a dozen avenues and boulevards. These streets divide into

others which reach forward to other squares, and are intersected at

every conceivable angle by cross-streets. The object of this plan was

to place artillery in the square and thus command the streets and

boulevards against the revolutionists, who have always been doing or

about to do something in Paris. The houses, five or six stories high,

are built right up from the sidewalk, and have inner courts. Usually

there are stores or shops in the downstairs rooms facing the street

and living-rooms back and above. And speaking of stores, most of them

are about ten by twelve feet, one-half display window. The interior

is lined with mirrors which make the room look large and two or three

customers like a crowd. The French use mirrors every chance—there are

three beautiful mirrors in our small bedroom. The shops are generally

decorated with flowers, pictures and statuary and a sign “English

spoken,” the latter being usually a delusion and a snare. Instead of

naming a street or avenue and then sticking to it, the names of the

streets frequently change. The boulevard our hotel is on begins as

the Madeleine, runs two blocks and then becomes the Capoucins, two

blocks more and it is the Italiens. We are on the Capoucins part,

and besides the Boulevard des Capoucins, there is street “Rue des

Capoucins,” and a square “Place des Capoucins,” each in a different

section. The necessity of a stranger in Paris keeping sober is very

apparent. The streets, squares and public buildings are adorned

with frequent statues—good ones. Almost any way you turn there is

something beautiful to look at. The French are artists and lovers of

art. If there were such a thing as a Kansas joint in Paris it would be

decorated like an art gallery. But the joints in Paris are open and run

twenty-four hours a day, seven days in the week, and the police never

interfere with anything that goes on except in case of a disturbance of

the peace or abuse of the government.

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The French like Americans and don’t like the English or the Germans.

But that does not mean they refuse anybody’s money. In our country when

a man gets a comfortable income he grows gray-haired and wrinkled

trying to make more. A Frenchman spoke to me of this trait, and said

that when one of his countrymen reached the point where he could live

nicely on what he had accumulated or the salary he was receiving, he

quit worrying and took to the cafés and boulevards to enjoy life.

Perhaps the French way is the best, at least the French look happier

over mighty little than we do over much more. They go in for “pleasure”

and they enjoy it as do no other people I have seen.

PARIS AND PARISIANS.

PARIS, June 20, 1905.

Almost the first thing we did after we reached Paris was to go to

the Place de la Concorde, where the guillotine did its bloody work

during the French Revolution. It is now a beautiful square adorned

with statues, and is the center of the pleasure-ground of Paris. After

tightly shutting our eyes so as to avoid seeing the gay Parisians

passing by, we recalled the terrible scenes which took place a little

more than a hundred years ago. Here Louis XVI., the unfortunate

king, paid the penalty for the crimes of his family and class. Here

Marie Antoinette was executed, and scores and hundreds of the French

nobility. Poor Marie Antoinette, who always did and said the wrong

thing, has been the recipient of the sympathy of the world. But in

addition to the sorrow for her I have never been able to get over my

sympathy for the thousands of women who marched to Versailles and

when the king and queen appeared to quiet them, cried, “Give us bread

for our children!” For France at that time was suffering as no other

nation has suffered from physical oppression and poverty resulting

from misgovernment and utter disregard of the lives and property of

the people. In order to carry on wars and build monuments and palaces

and indulge in personal dissipation and pleasure, the rulers of France

had sucked the life of the nation like the juice from an orange. The

French still make a great fuss over Louis XIV., “The grand monarch,”

who made France the leading nation of Europe. But it was the logical

outcome of his methods and grinding government that resulted in

the degradation of the people, their poverty and distress, and the

revolution which sent his great grandson to the block.

After the French Jacobins executed their king and queen they began

to fall out and “revolute” against each other, and so nearly all the

leaders of the revolution went to the guillotine and got it where Louis

and Antoinette did—in the neck. In a little more than two years over

2,800 persons perished here by the guillotine, and the place is very

appropriately called “de la Concorde.” Around the square are statues

representing eight of the cities of France, the one for Strassburg

still there, but draped in black and with emblems of mourning for the

city and province taken from France by Germany at the end of the last

war. Every Frenchman has in his heart the intent to lick the Germans

and recover Alsace.

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I will not attempt to describe in detail the great palaces of the

Tuileries and the magnificent gardens, the Louvre with its acres of

paintings and statuary, most of which I did not see because it was

like eating pie—there is a limit. These are historic grounds, for

back and forth among statues of peace and beautiful works of art

the French people have fought each other time and again, sometimes

destroying but always rebuilding. From Place de la Concorde extends the

Champs-Elysées (pronounced Shame-on-Lizzy, as near as I can get it).

This is a great avenue 400 yards wide and over a mile long, consisting

of parallel boulevards running through trees and flowers, playgrounds

and palaces here and there, and at all times of the day and night

filled with people and carriages.

The Champs-Elysées and the Bois de Boulogne, a park of over 2,000 acres

in which it terminates, are the fashionable drives of Paris. It cost

only 40 cents an hour for Mrs. Morgan and I to drive with the Parisian

élite, and we took advantage of the opportunity to see Paris society.

The carriages in the early evening extend in procession over miles of

boulevard, and are often six or eight abreast. The drives wind around

through woods, by good-sized lakes, along sides of cascades, and the

carriages are filled with the swellest lot of gowns and cutest little

dogs I have ever seen. Nearly every woman has a dog on her string

as well as a man. In all of this style there is a general lack of

formality which is appropriate to the scenery. It is not an uncommon

sight to see the ladies and gentlemen with their arms around each

other. It isn’t so bad when you get used to it, and the fashion is

considered strictly proper in France. I am no longer shocked when I

see a young man just ahead of me in the street put his arm around his

girl, and in the street cars and automobiles the sight is a frequent

one and never attracts comment or disapproval. At first Mrs. Morgan and

I nudged each other at such things, but in less than a week’s time the

novelty has disappeared.

I like the Champs-Elysées, for it looks a good deal as First avenue in

Hutchinson would if it were about ten times as wide and the city kept

up the parking.

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And that leads me to repeat an observation which I have made before. It

takes a strong government to do big things. You couldn’t get the people

in America to put up money to construct palaces, widen boulevards, set

up statues in all directions and devote the main part of the city to

trees, flowers, walks and drives, playgrounds and art galleries. But

whether the government of France has been a monarchy or a republic

has made no difference in the fact that it exercised nearly absolute

power over such things. The government appoints the officials in all

cities and provinces and the government has the army. We talk about

“government ownership” as if it were something new. The government

of France has been in business more than a century. For example, the

government has the monopoly of the tobacco business—manufactures and

sells all the tobacco used in France, charges what it pleases and

puts out mighty poor stuff. The government has owned the Sèvres china

decorating factory for over a century, and the Gobelin tapestry, and I

don’t know how many more such things. Lack of knowledge of the language

has kept me from finding out all on these subjects I am going to before

I get home, but it seems to me that whenever the French government

sees some exceptionally profitable business, it just takes hold of

the proposition and passes a law forbidding anyone else competing.

The French are used to this sort of thing and accept it as the

inevitable. I wonder if Americans would stand for it and for all the

petty regulations that go with it. An army of workingmen is required

to maintain all these parks, palaces, art galleries, opera-houses and

government institutions, and I suspect the number is never reduced. A

friend was telling how in a short ride on a government railroad his

ticket was examined by five conductors. We reached the conclusion that

this work, which in America would have been done by one man, was strung

out for the good political reason—more jobs. Of course nothing like

that would happen in America.

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The workingmen still wear the long blouse outside the trousers, which

looks like a heavy night-shirt and reaches below the knees. At the

time of the great revolution the workingmen were so poor that they

could not afford to wear trousers and the long blouses were all that

covered them. Hence came the nickname “sanscullottes,” meaning “without

breeches,” and as all who have read the story of the revolution or

Victor Hugo’s books will remember, the Sansculottes, the men without

breeches, made up the mob which upset the throne and established the

republic.

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The French still worship Napoleon. They have forgiven the sacrifice of

blood and treasure which he forced from them, and remember the glory

and the greatness of the empire. And in spite of the fact that Napoleon

III. quit the emperor business under a cloud, having been removed

from office after his surrender to the Germans in 1870, he is well

thought of, for during his reign France and Paris prospered and times

were good. There is a large party in France that favors the return of

the present representative of the Napoleon family, Prince Victor, to

the throne. We went to the Church of Madeleine, the most beautiful and

fashionable church in Paris, and over the altar is a beautiful painting

of Napoleon receiving the crown from the pope, with Christ in the

background of the picture. That is just like the French.

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I made an effort to get into the meeting of the Chamber of Deputies,

the French congress, but failed. You have to have a ticket of

admission, and it must be applied for several days in advance. They

tell me the session is a good deal like an old-time Kansas Populist

convention, where everybody said what he wanted to and then everybody

was of the same opinion still. The meeting often gets so tumultuous

that the president of the body adjourns it. Such an assembly must be

guarded by careful and tactful leadership or it will end in a row. I

can’t understand French politics. There are really no parties such as

we have. A large majority favor the republic. The minority is composed

of Clericals, Bonapartists, Radicals, and Socialists. The government

party is divided into factions, and the issues are personal rather

than on economic questions. The minority is of course divided, and the

result is that the government wins somehow or other nearly every time.

If it should lose, a new cabinet would be formed; but that would be

taken from the same party as the old, and would be merely a different

lot of statesmen. The French republic is all right so long as there is

no serious trouble, but a Dreyfus incident, or a war, or hard times

might overturn the government, and nobody knows whether the monarchists

might not get on top again. The church is opposed to the policy of

the republic, which has been to decrease the power of the church,

cut off the parochial schools, and take education out of the hands

of the religious bodies. The men in France are not very religious,

leaving that part of life to the women and children. But a large and

respectable party is in opposition to the government on account of the

way it has confiscated church property and driven out the religious

orders.

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