VI. THE CATHOLICS

NOW, upon these gospels that I have read the churches rest; and out of

these things, mistakes and interpolations, they have made their

creeds. And the first church to make a creed, so far as I know, was the

Catholic. It was the first church that had any power. That is the church

that has preserved all these miracles for us. That is the church that

preserved the manuscripts for us. That is the church whose word we have

to take. That church is the first witness that Protestantism brought to

the bar of history to prove miracles that took place eighteen hundred

years ago; and while the witness is there Protestantism takes pains to

say: "You cannot believe one word that witness says, _now_."

That church is the only one that keeps up a constant communication with

heaven through the instrumentality of a large number of decayed saints.

That church has an agent of God on earth, has a person who stands in

the place of deity; and that church is infallible. That church has

persecuted to the exact extent of her power--and always will. In Spain

that church stands erect, and is arrogant. In the United States that

church crawls; but the object in both countries is the same--and that is

the destruction of intellectual liberty. That church teaches us that we

can make God happy by being miserable ourselves; that a nun is holier in

the sight of God than a loving mother with her child in her thrilled and

thrilling arms; that a priest is better than a father; that celibacy is

better than that passion of love that has made everything of beauty in

this world. That church tells the girl of sixteen or eighteen years of

age, with eyes like dew and light; that girl with the red of health in

the white of her beautiful cheeks--tells that girl, "Put on the veil,

woven of death and night, kneel upon stones, and you will please God."

I tell you that, by law, no girl should be allowed to take the veil and

renounce the joys and beauties of this life.

I am opposed to allowing these spider-like priests to weave webs

to catch the loving maidens of the world. There ought to be a law

appointing commissioners to visit such places twice a year and release

every person who expresses a desire to be released. I do not believe in

keeping the penitentiaries of God. No doubt they are honest about it.

That is not the question. These ignorant superstitions fill millions of

lives with weariness and pain, with agony and tears.

This church, after a few centuries of thought, made a creed, and that

creed is the foundation of the orthodox religion. Let me read it to you:

"Whosoever will be saved, before all things it is necessary that he

hold the Catholic faith; which faith except every one do keep entire and

inviolate, without doubt, he shall everlastingly perish." Now the faith

is this: "That we worship one God in trinity and trinity in unity."

Of course you understand how that is done, and there is no need of

my explaining it. "Neither confounding the persons nor dividing the

substance." You see what a predicament that would leave the deity in if

you divided the substance.

"For one is the person of the Father, another of the Son, and another

of the Holy Ghost; but the Godhead of the Father, and of the Son, and of

the Holy Ghost is all one"--you know what I mean by Godhead. "In glory

equal, and in majesty coeternal. Such as the Father is, such is the Son,

such is the Holy Ghost. The Father is uncreated, the Son uncreated,

the Holy Ghost uncreated. The Father incomprehensible, the Son

incomprehensible, the Holy Ghost incomprehensible." And that is the

reason we know so much about the thing. "The Father is eternal, the Son

eternal, the Holy Ghost eternal, and yet there are not three eternals,

only one eternal, as also there are not three uncreated, nor three

incomprehensibles, only one uncreated, one incomprehensible."

"In like manner, the Father is almighty, the Son almighty, the Holy

Ghost almighty. Yet there are not three almighties, only one Almighty.

So the Father is God, the Son God, the Holy Ghost God, and yet not three

Gods; and so, likewise, the Father is Lord, the Son is Lord, the Holy

Ghost is Lord, yet there are not three Lords, for as we are compelled by

the Christian truth to acknowledge every person by himself to be God and

Lord, so we are all forbidden by the Catholic religion to say there are

three Gods, or three Lords. The Father is made of no one; not created or

begotten. The Son is from the Father alone, not made, not created, but

begotten. The Holy Ghost is from the Father and the Son, not made nor

begotten, but proceeding."

You know what proceeding is.

"So there is one Father, not three Fathers." Why should there be three

fathers, and only one Son? "One Son, and not three Sons; one Holy Ghost,

not three Holy Ghosts; and in this Trinity there is nothing before or

afterward, nothing greater or less, but the whole three persons are

coeternal with one another and coequal, so that in all things the unity

is to be worshiped in Trinity, and the Trinity is to be worshiped

in unity. Those who will be saved must thus think of the Trinity.

Furthermore, it is necessary to everlasting salvation that he also

believe rightly the incarnation of our Lord Jesus Christ. Now the right

of this thing is this: That we believe and confess that our Lord Jesus

Christ, the Son of God, is both God and man. He is God of the substance

of his Father begotten before the world was."

That was a good while before his mother lived. "And he is man of the

substance of his mother, born in this world, perfect God and perfect

man, and the rational soul in human flesh, subsisting equal to the

Father according to his Godhead, but less than the Father according to

his manhood, who being both God and man is not two but one, one not

by conversion of God into flesh, but by the taking of the manhood into

God." You see that is a great deal easier than the other way would be.

"One altogether, not by a confusion of substance but by unity of person,

for as the rational soul and the flesh is one man, so God and man is one

Christ, who suffered for our salvation, descended into hell, rose again

the third day from the dead, ascended into heaven, and he sitteth at the

right hand of God, the Father Almighty, and He shall come to judge the

living and the dead." In order to be saved it is necessary to believe

this. What a blessing that we do not have to understand it. And in order

to compel the human intellect to get upon its knees before that infinite

absurdity, thousands and millions have suffered agonies; thousands and

thousands have perished in dungeons and in fire; and if all the bones

of all the victims of the Catholic Church could be gathered together,

a monument higher than all the pyramids would rise, in the presence of

which the eyes even of priests would be wet with tears.

That church covered Europe with cathedrals and dungeons, and robbed men

of the jewel of the soul. That church had ignorance upon its knees. That

church went in partnership with the tyrants of the throne, and between

those two vultures, the altar and the throne, the heart of man was

devoured.

Of course I have met, and cheerfully admit that there are thousands

of good Catholics; but Catholicism is contrary to human liberty.

Catholicism bases salvation upon belief. Catholicism teaches man to

trample his reason under foot. And for that reason it is wrong.

Thousands of volumes could not contain the crimes of the Catholic

Church. They could not contain even the names of her victims. With sword

and fire, with rack and chain, with dungeon and whip she endeavored to

convert the world. In weakness a beggar--in power a highwayman,--alms

dish or dagger--tramp or tyrant.

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