I. WHAT WE MUST DO TO BE SAVED

Huddled in folds they listened with wide eyes while the shepherds told

of ravening wolves. With great gladness they exchanged their fleeces for

security. Shorn and shivering, they had the happiness of seeing their

protectors comfortable and warm.

Through all the years, those who plowed divided with those who prayed.

Wicked industry supported pious idleness, the hut gave to the cathedral,

and frightened poverty gave even its rags to buy a robe for hypocrisy.

Fear is the dungeon of the mind, and superstition is a dagger with which

hypocrisy assassinates the soul. Courage is liberty. I am in favor of

absolute freedom of thought. In the realm of mind every one is monarch;

every one is robed, sceptered, and crowned, and every one wears the

purple of authority. I belong to the republic of intellectual liberty,

and only those are good citizens of that republic who depend upon reason

and upon persuasion, and only those are traitors who resort to brute

force.

Now, I beg of you all to forget just for a few moments that you are

Methodists or Baptists or Catholics or Presbyterians, and let us for an

hour or two remember only that we are men and women. And allow me to

say "man" and "woman" are the highest titles that can be bestowed upon

humanity.

Let us, if possible, banish all fear from the mind. Do not imagine that

there is some being in the infinite expanse who is not willing that

every man and woman should think for himself and herself. Do not imagine

that there is any being who would give to his children the holy torch of

reason, and then damn them for following that sacred light. Let us have

courage.

Priests have invented a crime called "blasphemy," and behind that

crime hypocrisy has crouched for thousands of years. There is but one

blasphemy, and that is injustice. There is but one worship, and that is

justice!

You need not fear the anger of a god that you cannot injure. Rather

fear to injure your fellow-men. Do not be afraid of a crime you can not

commit. Rather be afraid of the one that you may commit. The reason that

you cannot injure God is that the Infinite is conditionless. You cannot

increase or diminish the happiness of any being without changing that

being's condition. If God is conditionless, you can neither injure nor

benefit him.

There was a Jewish gentleman went into a restaurant to get his dinner,

and the devil of temptation whispered in his ear: "Eat some bacon."

He knew if there was anything in the universe calculated to excite the

wrath of an infinite being, who made every shining star, it was to see

a gentleman eating bacon. He knew it, and he knew the infinite being was

looking, that he was the eternal eavesdropper of the universe. But his

appetite got the better of his conscience, as it often has with us all,

and he ate that bacon. He knew it was wrong, and his conscience felt

the blood of shame in its cheek. When he went into that restaurant the

weather was delightful, the sky was as blue as June, and when he came

out the sky was covered with angry clouds, the lightning leaping

from one to the other, and the earth shaking beneath the voice of the

thunder. He went back into that restaurant with a face as white as milk,

and he said to one of the keepers:

"My God, did you ever hear such a fuss about a little piece of bacon?"

As long as we harbor such opinions of infinity; as long as we imagine

the heavens to be filled with such tyranny, just so long the sons of

men will be cringing, intellectual cowards. Let us think, and let us

honestly express our thought.

Do not imagine for a moment that I think people who disagree with me

are bad people. I admit, and I cheerfully admit, that a very large

proportion of mankind, and a very large majority, a vast number are

reasonably honest. I believe that most Christians believe what they

teach; that most ministers are endeavoring to make this world better.

I do not pretend to be better than they are. It is an intellectual

question. It is a question, first, of intellectual liberty, and after

that, a question to be settled at the bar of human reason. I do not

pretend to be better than they are. Probably I am a good deal worse than

many of them, but that is not the question. The question is: Bad as

I am, have I the right to think? And I think I have for two reasons:

First, I cannot help it. And secondly, I like it. The whole question is

right at a point. If I have not a right to express my thoughts, who has?

"Oh," they say, "we will allow you to think, we will not burn you."

"All right; why won't you burn me?"

"Because we think a decent man will allow others to think and to express

his thought."

"Then the reason you do not persecute me for my thought is that you

believe it would be infamous in you?"

"Yes."

"And yet you worship a God who will, as you declare, punish me forever?"

Surely an infinite God ought to be as just as man. Surely no God can

have the right to punish his children for being honest. He should not

reward hypocrisy with heaven, and punish candor with eternal pain.

The next question then is: Can I commit a sin against God by thinking?

If God did not intend I should think, why did he give me a thinker? For

one, I am convinced, not only that I have the right to think, but that

it is my duty to express my honest thoughts. Whatever the gods may say

we must be true to ourselves.

We have got what they call the Christian system of religion, and

thousands of people wonder how I can be wicked enough to attack that

system.

There are many good things about it, and I shall never attack anything

that I believe to be good! I shall never fear to attack anything I

honestly believe to be wrong! We have what they call the Christian

religion, and I find, just in proportion that nations have been

religious, just in the proportion they have clung to the religion of

their founders, they have gone back to barbarism. I find that Spain,

Portugal, Italy, are the three worst nations in Europe. I find that the

nation nearest infidel is the most prosperous--France.

And so I say there can be no danger in the exercise of absolute

intellectual freedom. I find among ourselves the men who think are at

least as good as those who do not.

We have, I say, a Christian system, and that system is founded upon

what they are pleased to call the "New Testament." Who wrote the New

Testament? I do not know. Who does know? Nobody. We have found many

manuscripts containing portions of the New Testament. Some of these

manuscripts leave out five or six books--many of them. Others more;

others less. No two of these manuscripts agree. Nobody knows who wrote

these manuscripts. They are all written in Greek. The disciples of

Christ, so far as we know, knew only Hebrew. Nobody ever saw so far as

we know, one of the original Hebrew manuscripts.

Nobody ever saw anybody who had seen anybody who had heard of anybody

that had ever seen anybody that had ever seen one of the original Hebrew

manuscripts. No doubt the clergy of your city have told you these facts

thousands of times, and they will be obliged to me for having repeated

them once more. These manuscripts are written in what are called capital

Greek letters. They are called Uncial manuscripts, and the New Testament

was not divided into chapters and verses, even, until the year of grace

1551. In the original the manuscripts and gospels are signed by nobody.

The epistles are addressed to nobody; and they are signed by the same

person. All the addresses, all the pretended ear-marks showing to

whom they were written, and by whom they were written, are simply

interpolations, and everybody who has studied the subject knows it.

It is further admitted that even these manuscripts have not been

properly translated, and they have a syndicate now making a new

translation; and I suppose that I can not tell whether I really believe

the New Testament or not until I see that new translation.

You must remember, also, one other thing. Christ never wrote a solitary

word of the New Testament--not one word. There is an account that he

once stooped and wrote something in the sand, but that has not been

preserved. He never told anybody to write a word. He never said:

"Matthew, remember this. Mark, do not forget to put that down. Luke, be

sure that in your gospel you have this. John, do not forget it." Not one

word. And it has always seemed to me that a being coming from another

world, with a message of infinite importance to mankind, should at least

have verified that message by his own signature. Is it not wonderful

that not one word was written by Christ? Is it not strange that he

gave no orders to have his words preserved--words upon which hung the

salvation of a world?

Why was nothing written? I will tell you. In my judgment they expected

the end of the world in a few days. That generation was not to pass away

until the heavens should be rolled up as a scroll, and until the earth

should melt with fervent heat. That was their belief. They believed that

the world was to be destroyed, and that there was to be another coming,

and that the saints were then to govern the earth. And they even went so

far among the apostles, as we frequently do now before election, as to

divide out the offices in advance. This Testament, as it now is, was not

written for hundreds of years after the apostles were dust. Many of the

pretended facts lived in the open mouth of credulity. They were in the

wastebaskets of forgetfulness. They depended upon the inaccuracy of

legend, and for centuries these doctrines and stories were blown about

by the inconstant winds. And when reduced to writing, some gentleman

would write by the side of the passage his idea of it, and the next

copyist would put that in as a part of the text. And, when it was mostly

written, and the church got into trouble, and wanted a passage to help

it out, one was interpolated to order. So that now it is among

the easiest things in the world to pick out at least one hundred

interpolations in the Testament. And I will pick some of them out before

I get through.

And let me say here, once for all, that for the man Christ I have

infinite respect. Let me say, once for all, that the place where man has

died for man is holy ground. And let me say, once for all, that to that

great and serene man I gladly pay, I gladly pay, the tribute of my

admiration and my tears. He was a reformer in his day. He was an infidel

in his time. He was regarded as a blasphemer, and his life was destroyed

by hypocrites, who have, in all ages, done what they could to trample

freedom and manhood out of the human mind. Had I lived at that time I

would have been his friend, and should he come again he will not find a

better friend than I will be.

That is for the man. For the theological creation I have a different

feeling. If he was, in fact, God, he knew there was no such thing as

death. He knew that what we called death was but the eternal opening of

the golden gates of everlasting joy; and it took no heroism to face a

death that was eternal life.

But when a man, when a poor boy sixteen years of age, goes upon the

field of battle to keep his flag in heaven, not knowing but that death

ends all; not knowing but that when the shadows creep over him, the

darkness will be eternal, there is heroism. For the man who, in the

darkness, said: "My God, why hast thou forsaken me?"--for that man I

have nothing but respect, admiration, and love. Back of the theological

shreds, rags, and patches, hiding the real Christ, I see a genuine man.

A while ago I made up my mind to find out what was necessary for me to

do in order to be saved. If I have got a soul, I want it saved. I do not

wish to lose anything that is of value.

For thousands of years the world has been asking that question:

"What must we do to be saved?"

Saved from poverty? No. Saved from crime? No. Tyranny? No. But "What

must we do to be saved from the eternal wrath of the God who made us

all?"

If God made us, he will not destroy us. Infinite wisdom never made a

poor investment. Upon all the works of an infinite God, a dividend must

finally be declared. Why should God make failures? Why should he waste

material? Why should he not correct his mistakes, instead of damning

them? The pulpit has cast a shadow over even the cradle. The doctrine

of endless punishment has covered the cheeks of this world with tears. I

despise it, and I defy it.

I made up my mind, I say, to see what I had to do in order to save my

soul according to the Testament, and thereupon I read it. I read the

gospels, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and found that the church had

been deceiving me. I found that the clergy did not understand their own

book; that they had been building upon passages that had been

interpolated; upon passages that were entirely untrue, and I will tell

you why I think so.

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