Not even the news of Flodden brought direr dismay to Hechnahoul than Mr.
Maddison's brief note. Lord Tulliwuddle an impostor? That magnificent
young man a fraud? So much geniality, brawn, and taste for the bagpipes
merely the sheep's clothing that hid a wandering wolf? Incredible! Yet,
on second thoughts, how very much more thrilling than if he had really
been an ordinary peer! And what a judgment on the presumption of Mr. and
Mrs. Gallosh! Hard luck on Eva, of course--but, then, girls who aspire
to marry out of their own station must expect this kind of thing.
The latter part of this commentary was naturally not that of the
pretender's host and hostess. In the throes of their anger and chagrin
their one consoling reflection was that no friends less tried than Mr.
and Mrs. Rentoul happened to be there to witness their confusion. Yet
other sufferers since Job have found that the oldest friends do not
necessarily of er the most acceptable consolation.
“Oh, oh! I feel like to die of grief!” wailed poor Mrs. Gallosh.
“Aye; it's an awful smack in the eye for you,” said Mr. Rentoul sagely.
“Smack in the eye!” thundered his host. “It's a criminal offence--that's
what it is! It's a damned swindle! It's a----”
“Oh, hush, hush!” interrupted Mrs. Rentoul in a shocked voice. “What
words for a lady to hear! After all, you must remember you never made
any inquiries.”
“Inquiries! What for should I be making inquiries about my guests? YOU
never dropped a word of such a thing! Who'd have listened if I had? It
was just Lord Tulliwuddle this and Lord Tulliwuddle that from morning to
night since ever he came to the Castle.”
“Duncan's so simple-minded,” groaned Mrs. Gallosh.
“And what were you, I'd like to know? What were you?” retorted her
justly incensed spouse. “Never a word did I hear, but just that he was
such an aristocratic young man, and any one could see he had blue blood
in his veins, and stuff of that kind!”
“I more than once had my own doubts about that,” said the alcohol expert
with a knowing wink. “There was something about him---- Ah, well, he was
not exactly my own idea of a lord.”
“YOUR idea?” scoffed his oldest and best of friends. “What do YOU know
of lords, I'd like to know?”
“Well, well,” answered the sage peaceably, “maybe we've neither of us
had much opportunity of judging of the nobility. It's just more bad luck
than anything else that you should have gone to the expense of setting
up in style in a lord's castle and then having this downcome. If I'd had
similar ambeetions it might have been me.”
This soft answer was so far from turning away wrath, that Mrs. Rentoul
again felt compelled to stem the tide of her host's eloquence.
“Oh, hush!” she exclaimed; “I'd have fancied you'd be having no thoughts
beyond your daughter's affliction.”
“My Eva! my poor Eva! Where is the suffering child?” cried Mrs. Gallosh.
“Duncan, what'll she be doing?”
“Making a to-do like the rest of the women-folk,” replied her husband,
with rather less sympathy than the occasion seemed to demand.
In point of fact Eva had disappeared from the company immediately after
hearing the contents of Mr. Maddison's letter, and whatever she had been
doing, it had not been weeping alone, for at that moment she ran into
the room, her face agitated, but rather, it seemed, with excitement than
grief.
“Papa, lend me five pounds,” she panted.
“Lend you--five pounds! And what for, I'd like to know?”
“Don't ask me now. I--I promise to tell you later--some time later.”
“I'll see myself----! I mean, you're talking nonsense.”
Eva's lip trembled.
“Hi, hist! Eva, my dear,” said Mr. Rentoul; “if you're wanting the money
badly, and your papa doesn't see his way----”
He concluded his sentence with a wink and a dive into his
trousers-pocket, and a minute later Eva had fled from the room again.
This action of the sage, being at total variance to his ordinary habits
(which indeed erred on the economical side), was attributed by his irate
host--with a certain show of reason--to the mere intention of annoying
him; and the conversation took a more acrimonious turn than ever. In
fact, when Eva returned a few minutes later she was just in time to hear
her father thunder in an infuriated voice--
“A German waiter, is he? Aye, that's verra probable, verra probable
indeed. In fact I might have known it when I saw you and him swilling
a bottle and a half of my best port together! Birds of a feather--aye,
aye, exactly!”
The crushing retort which the sage evidently had ready to heap upon the
fire of this controversy was anticipated by Miss Gallosh.
“He isn't a German waiter, papa! He is a German BARON--and an
ambassador, too!”
The four started and stared at her.
“Where did you learn that?” demanded her father.
“I've been talking to the man who brought the letter, and he says that
Lord Tulli--I mean the Baron--declares positively that he is a German
nobleman!”
“Tuts, fiddlesticks!” scoffed her father.
“Verra like a whale,” pronounced the sage.
“I wouldn't believe what HE said,” declared Mrs. Gallosh.
“One can SEE he isn't,” said Mrs. Rentoul.
“The kind of Baron that plays in a German band, perhaps,” added her
husband, with a whole series of winks to give point to this mot.
“He's just a scoundrelly adventurer!” shouted Mr. Gallosh.
“I hope he'll get penal servitude, that's what I hope,” said his wife
with a sob.
“And, judging from his appearance, that'll be no new experience for
him,” commented the sage.
So remarkably had their judgment of the late Lord Tulliwuddle waxed in
discrimination. And, strange to say, his only defender was the lady he
had injured most.
“I still believe him a gentleman!” she cried, and swept tearfully from
the room.