CHAPTER VII.

HOMEWARD BOUND

"O Warwick Hall, dear Warwick Hall,

Thy happy hours we'll oft recall!

No time or change can break thy tie,

Though for awhile we say good-bye--

Good-bye! Good-bye!"

AMID a flutter of handkerchiefs and a babel of parting cries, each

'bus-load of girls departed from the Hall to the station singing the

farewell song of the school.

A dozen times on the way home Allison, humming it unconsciously, found

the rest of the party joining in. It was an uneventful journey, but a

merry one to the five girls, travelling for the first time without a

chaperon. For the first few hours they had the observation car to

themselves. Even the porter mysteriously disappeared.

"He's curled up asleep somewhere, rest his soul," said Gay, when she had

rung for him several times.

"All the better," answered Kitty. "We don't really need the table, and

it's nice to have him out of the way. This is as good as travelling in

a private car. We can 'stand on our head in our little trundle-bed, and

nobody nigh to hinder.' Oh, girls, I'm so crazy glad that we're on our

way home that I'm positively obliged to do something to let off steam.

I've exhausted my vocabulary trying to express my delight, so there's

nothing left but to howl."

"Or to wriggle," suggested Gay. "Why not try facial expression? How is

this for transcendent joy?"

The grotesque smile which she turned upon them was so ridiculous that

they screamed with laughter.

"Oh, Gay, do stop!" begged Betty. "You're as bad as a comic valentine."

"I'd like to see you do any better," retorted Gay.

"Let's all try," suggested Kitty. "Line up in front of this mirror,

girls. Now all look pleasant, please. Now let your smiles express

rapture. Now, frenzied delight!"

Fascinated by their own ugliness, the five girls stood in a row

distorting their pretty faces with hideous grins and grimaces until they

were weak from laughing. The banging of the car door sent them scuttling

into their seats. A portly old gentleman passed through the car to the

rear platform, and, slamming the door behind him, stood looking down

the rapidly vanishing track. Evidently it was too breezy a view-point

for the old gentleman, even with his coat-collar turned up and hat

pulled down to meet his ears, for in a moment he came in and passed back

to his seat in a forward car. The girls sat demurely looking out of the

windows until he was gone, then they faced each other, giggling.

"Suppose he had caught us making those idiotic faces," exclaimed

Allison. "He would have taken us for a lot of escaped lunatics."

"No, he wouldn't," insisted Gay. "He was a real benevolent-looking old

fellow, the kind that understands young people, and he'd know that it

was just that Christmas has gone to our heads, and made us a little

flighty. I'm sure that his name is James, and that he has six old maid

daughters. He lives out West, and he's taking home a trunk full of

presents for them."

"Let's guess what he has for them," said Kitty. "I'll say that the

oldest one is named Emmaline, and he is taking her a squirrel fur muff."

"And the next one is Agnes Dorothea," said Betty, taking her turn, as if

it were a game. "She's the delicate one of the family, and a sort of

invalid. So he bought her a lavender shoulder shawl that caught his

fatherly eye in a show window, because it was so soft and fluffy. But it

will shrink and fade the first time it is washed till Agnes Dorothea

will look like a homeless cat if she wears it. Still she will persist in

putting it on because dear father brought it to her from Washington."

"He'd certainly think you all were crazy if he could heah yoah

remah'ks," laughed Lloyd.

"Speaking of shawls," cried Gay, "that reminds me of that rainbow shawl

in my bag. I haven't taken a stitch in it since we started, and I

intended to knit all the way home. I simply have to, if I'm to get it

done in time."

Taking out the square of linen in which the fleecy zephyr was wrapped,

she settled herself by the rear window in a big arm-chair, with her feet

drawn up under her, and fell to work with all her might.

"It's so nice and cosy to have the car all to ourselves," sighed

Allison, stretching out luxuriously on the sofa. Betty, bending over her

embroidery, smiled tenderly at a picture that her memory showed her just

then. She was comparing this journey with the first one she had ever

taken. And she saw in her thoughts a little brown-eyed girl of eleven,

setting forth on her first venture into the wide world, with a

sunbonnet tied over her curls, and an old-fashioned covered basket on

her arm. What a dread undertaking that journey had been from the

Cuckoo's Nest to the House Beautiful. She remembered how frightened she

was, and how she had studied the picture of Red Ridinghood, printed in

colours on the border of her handkerchief, until she was afraid to speak

even to the conductor. She saw a possible wolf in every stranger.

Somehow her thoughts kept going back to that time, even in the midst of

Gay's most amusing nonsense, and Kitty's brightest repartee. Even when

Allison began to sing "O Warwick Hall," and she chimed in with the

others, "Dear Warwick Hall," she was not thinking of school, but of the

Cuckoo's Nest, and Davy, and the old weather-beaten meeting-house, in

whose window she had passed so many summer afternoons, reading the musty

dog-eared books she found in the little red bookcase.

"What are you smiling about, Betty, all to yoahself?" asked Lloyd. "You

look as if you are a thousand miles away."

Betty glanced up with a little start. "Oh, I was just thinking about the

Cuckoo's Nest, and wishing that I could see Davy's face when they open

the Christmas box I sent. There are only trifles in it, but the box will

mean a lot to them, for Cousin Hetty never has time to make anything of

Christmas."

Lloyd sat up with a sudden exclamation. "Oh, Betty, I _beg_ yoah

pah'don. There's a lettah for you in my bag from some of them that I

forgot to give you. Hawkins came up with it just as we drove off, and

there was so much excitement and confusion I nevah thought of it again

till this minute. I'm mighty sorry I forgot."

"It doesn't make any difference," Betty assured her. "Good news can

afford to wait, and, if it's bad news, it would have spoiled all the

first part of this trip."

She tore open the envelope and glanced down the page. Lloyd, looking up,

saw a distressed expression cross her face and the brown eyes fill with

tears.

"Oh, it's poor little Davy that's in trouble," said Betty, answering

Lloyd's anxious question. "He had his leg badly hurt last week, broken

in two places. He was riding one of those heavy old farm horses,

hurrying home to get out of a storm. Going down a steep, slippery hill,

it stumbled and fell on him. He'll have to lie in bed for weeks, with

his knee in plaster, and he's so tired of it already, and _so_ lonesome.

Nobody has any time to sit with him. I know how it is. I was sick myself

once at the Cuckoo's Nest. Oh, I'd give anything if I could spend my

vacation there with him."

"And give up all your good times at home?" cried Kitty. "He surely

couldn't expect such a sacrifice as that."

"But it wouldn't be any sacrifice. Not a mite! I haven't seen him for

such a long time, and I'd love to go. He used to be the dearest little

fellow, never out of my sight a moment during the day. They used to call

him 'Betty's shadow.'"

"Why don't you go if you wish it so much?" was on the tip of Gay's

tongue, but she stopped the question just before it slipped off,

remembering Betty's dependence on her godmother. Kitty had told her all

about it one time. Naturally she wouldn't want to ask for the money,

even for such a short journey, when so much was being spent to keep her

at school with Lloyd; and naturally she would not want to ask to leave

Locust at Christmas, when that was the time of all the year when she

could be of service, and in many ways add greatly to the pleasure of the

entire household.

The nonsense stopped for a few minutes. No one knew what to say to

comfort Betty, although they were genuinely sorry, and glanced from time

to time at the brown head turned away from them toward the window. She

was looking at the flying landscape through a blur of tears, recalling

the way little Davy's dimpled fingers had clung to hers, his chubby feet

followed her. Of course he was much larger and older, she told herself,

not at all like the little fellow she had left so long ago. He was big

enough to stand pain now, and probably the worst of his suffering was

over. Still, she saw only a solemn baby face when she pictured him, and

heard only the lisping voice, saying as he used to say when stumped toe

or bruised finger brought the tears: "It hurth your Davy boy. Tie a wag

on it, Betty." How he had loved her stories! What a pleasure they would

be to him now in the long days he would be forced to spend in bed.

Suddenly conscious of the silence around her, Betty turned, realizing

that her depression had cast a shadow on the spirits of all the rest.

"Don't think about my bad news any more," she said, brightly. "It

probably isn't half as bad as I have been picturing it. My imagination

always runs away with me. It isn't Davy the baby that's had such an

awful accident. It was that thought that hurt me so at first. I keep

forgetting that it's five years since I left there. I'm going to drop

him a postal card at the next station. I can write to him every day, and

make a sort of game of the letters with riddles and suggestions of

things for him to do, and that will help the time pass."

"First call to dinnah in the dinah," called a coloured waiter, passing

through the car in white jacket and apron.

"Now we'll have to stop all our foolishness," said Allison, sedately, as

she rose to lead the way to the dining-car. They followed as decorously

as grandmothers, each realizing the responsibility that devolved on her,

since they were travelling without a chaperon.

To be sure, Gay choked on an olive when Kitty made some wicked remark

about the fussy old woman across the aisle, who wouldn't be pleased with

anything the waiter brought her; and it was too much for their gravity

when an excessively dignified man at the next table, who had been

staring at the wall like a wooden Indian, suddenly sneezed so violently

that his eye-glasses dropped into his soup with a splash.

Otherwise they were models of propriety, and more than one head turned

to look at the bright girlish faces, and smile at the keen, unspoiled

enjoyment which they evidently found in life and in each other.

They did not stay long in the observation-car when they went back to it

after dinner. Other people had come in, and it was not so attractive as

when they occupied it alone. The lamps had been lighted so early that

short December day that it seemed much later than it really was, and

they were all tired. At nine o'clock, when they went to their berths in

the forward end of the car, they found several sections already made up

for the night, and the porter was moving on down toward theirs.

The fussy old woman, who had been so hard to please at the table, came

squeezing her way through the valises that blocked the aisle, and took

possession of the section opposite Betty and Lloyd.

"Oh, my country!" whispered Lloyd. "I wondah if she's going to keep up

that grumbling and scolding all night. I'm glad that I am not that poah

henpecked maid of hers. She certainly makes life misahable for her."

It was nearly two hours before Jenkins, the long-suffering maid,

succeeded in settling her mistress to her satisfaction behind the

curtains of her berth. The girls made no attempt to get into the

dressing-room until the little comedy was over. They laughed until they

were hysterical over each scene as it occurred. A comedy in three acts,

Betty called it--the losing of the cold-cream bottle and the finding of

same in madam's overshoe. The unavailing search for a certain black silk

handkerchief in which madam was wont to tie her head up in of nights,

and the substitution of a towel instead, which the porter obligingly

brought.

Next there was a supposed case of poisoning, Jenkins in her trepidation

having administered three pink pellets from a bottle instead of two

white ones from a box. Five minutes' reign of terror after that mistake

brought the poor maid to a witless state that left her almost helpless.

Various trips were made to the dressing-room, at which times the old

lady's face was massaged, her grizzly hair rolled on crimping-pins, and

her shoulders rubbed with an evil-smelling liniment which permeated the

whole car. She seemed as oblivious to the presence of the other

passengers as if she were on a desert island, and, being somewhat deaf,

made Jenkins repeat her timid replies louder and louder until they were

almost screaming at each other.

Every one on the car was smiling broadly when at last she subsided

behind the curtains. The smiles grew to audible mirth when she confided

in a loud voice to Jenkins, stowed away in the berth above her, that she

hoped to goodness nobody on board would snore and keep her awake.

Jenkins's answer, floating tremulously down, convulsed the sleepy girls:

"Hi 'ope not, ma'am. Hit's a bad 'abit, ma'am, halmost, you might say,

han haffliction."

"What?" came in a thunderous voice from the lower berth, and Jenkins,

craning her head turtle-wise over the edge of her bed, called back in a

tremulous squeak: "Hi honly said as 'ow hit were a bad 'abit, ma'am!"

"Hump!" was the answer. "See that you don't do it yourself. I've got my

umbrella here ready to punch you if you do."

A titter ran from seat to seat. The girls, unable to stifle their

amusement any longer, seized their bags and hurried down the aisle to

the dressing-room, where, under cover of the rattle of the train, they

could laugh as freely as they pleased.

When Lloyd and Betty stole back to their berths a few minutes later,

they looked at each other with an amused smile. From the opposite

section came an unmistakable sound, long-drawn and penetrating as a

cross-cut saw. Madam was evidently asleep. Betty giggled, as from

Jenkins's perch came a gentle echo.

"'Hi honly said as 'ow hit were a bad 'abit, ma'am,'" whispered Lloyd.

"Wouldn't you love to jab the old lady herself with an umbrella?"

Gay, in the dressing-room, was carefully counting over her toilet

articles, as she put them back into her bag. "Soap-box, comb, nail-file,

tooth-powder--I haven't lost a thing this trip, Allison. I'm beginning

to feel proud of myself. Here's my watch and here's my tickets, buttoned

up in this pocket. Mamma had it made on purpose, so in case of a wreck

at night I'd have them on me. She patted the pocket sewed securely in

the dark blue silk robe she wore, made in loose kimono fashion.

"Now I'm all ready," she added, dropping her shoes into her bag and

closing it. In her soft Indian moccasins, beaded like a squaw's, she

executed a little heel and toe dance in the narrow passage outside,

while she waited for Allison to gather up her clothes and follow. She

thought every one else was in bed, and when suddenly the outside door

opened and she heard some one coming in from the next car, she flew

down the aisle like a frightened rabbit.

It was only a brakeman who stood just inside the door a moment with his

lantern, and then went out again. All the lights had been turned down in

the car, and Gay stumbled several times over shoes and valises

protruding in the aisle. But finally, with a bound, she made her escape,

as she supposed, from whoever it was that had caught her dancing in her

moccasins in the passage.

She gave a headlong dive into her berth. Just then the car lurched

forward, sending her bag banging against the window, but she did not

loosen her hold of it, and she was still clinging to it five minutes

later.

For, with a scream of terror, she rolled out of the berth far faster

than she had rolled in. It was madam's fat body that writhed under her,

and her stern voice that yelled "Murder! murder!" in a voice calculated

to wake the dead.

"'Elp! 'elp!" screamed Jenkins from the upper berth, afraid to look out

between the curtains, but bravely pushing the button of the porter's

bell till some one, wakened by the cries and persistent ringing, wildly

called "Fire!"

"It's train robbahs!" gasped Lloyd, sitting up. Little cold shivers ran

up and down her back, but she was conscious of a pleasant thrill of

excitement. Heads were thrust out all up and down the aisle. The bell

and the cries of murder and 'elp never stopped until the porter and

Pullman conductor came running to the rescue.

But there was nothing for them to see. At the first yell, Gay had

tumbled hastily out, still clinging to her bag. Before the old lady had

sufficiently recovered from her surprise enough to wonder what sort of a

wild beast had pounced in upon her, Gay was safe in her own berth, drawn

up in a knot, and trembling behind her closely buttoned curtains. Her

heart beat so loud that she thought it would certainly betray her.

"You must have had the nightmare," said the conductor, politely, trying

not to smile as the angry face, under its towel turban, glared out at

him.

"Nightmare!" blazed the irate old lady. "I'm no fool. Don't you suppose

that I know when I'm hit? I tell you somebody was trying to sandbag me.

I thought a Saratoga trunk had fallen in on me. It's your business to

take care of passengers on this train, and I intend to hold the company

responsible. I shall certainly sue the railroad for this shock to my

nervous system as soon as I get home. I have a weak heart and I can't

stand such performances as this."

[Illustration: "'I TELL YOU SOMEBODY WAS TRYING TO SANDBAG ME'"]

It took a long time to pacify her. Gay lay in her berth, shaking first

with fright and then with laughter. She could not go to sleep without

sharing her secret with the other girls, but she was afraid to trust

herself to speak. She had grown almost hysterical over the affair.

Finally she crept in beside Lloyd to whisper, brokenly: "_I_ am the

nightmare that sandbagged the old lady. _I_ am the Saratoga trunk that

fell on her. Oh, Lloyd, I'll never brag again. I had just told Allison I

hadn't lost a single thing this trip, and then I turned around and lost

myself. I got into the wrong berth. Oh! oh! It was so funny to see her,

all done up in that towel. It'll kill me if I can't stop laughing."

She crept back to her own side of the aisle again, and Lloyd got up to

repeat it to Betty and Allison, who passed it on to Kitty. It was nearly

half an hour before they stopped giggling over it, and then Kitty

started them all afresh by leaning out to say, in a stage whisper, as a

certain duet was renewed by Jenkins and her mistress, "'Hi honly said as

'ow hit were a bad 'abit.'"

It was snowing next morning, just a few flakes against the window-pane,

as they sat in the dining-car at breakfast, but the landscape grew

whiter as they whirled on toward home.

"Just as it ought to be for Christmas," declared Allison. "Oh, The

Beeches will look so lovely in the snow, and the big log fire will seem

so good, I can hardly wait to get there!"

"I know just how it's all going to be," exclaimed Kitty, wriggling

impatiently in her seat. "It will be this way, Gay. They'll all be down

at the station to meet us, mother and little Elise and Uncle Harry and

his dog. Aunt Allison will probably be there, too, and grandmother, if

she feels well enough. And old black fat Butler will be standing by the

baggage-room door with his wheelbarrow, waiting to take our trunks. And

we'll all talk at once. Everybody along the road will be calling

'Howdy!' to us, and at the post-office Miss Mattie will come out to

shake hands with us, and tell us how glad she is to see us back. Then

it'll be just a step, past the church and the manse and the Bakewell

cottage, and we'll turn in at The Beeches, _and the fun will begin_."

Betty turned to Gay. "That doesn't sound very exciting or especially

interesting to a stranger, but, oh, Gay, the Valley is so _dear_ when

you once get to know it. And when you go back, you feel almost as if

everybody were related to you, they're all so friendly and cordial and

glad to welcome you home."

Even to impatient schoolgirls homeward bound, the journey's end comes at

last, so by nightfall it all happened just as Kitty had predicted. Such

a royal welcome awaited Gay that she felt drawn into the midst of things

from the moment she stepped from the car.

"You're right, Betty," she whispered as she left her. "It _is_ a dear

Valley, and I feel already as if I belong here."

The two groups separated when the checks had been sorted out and the

baggage disposed of. Then, still laughing and talking, Kitty led one on

its merry way toward The Beeches, and the other whirled rapidly away in

the carriage toward the lights of Locust.

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